0:00:02 > 0:00:04She locked me in the basement. She removed her hand!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06You're going back to that cabin
0:00:06 > 0:00:10and you're going over every inch of it with a fine-toothed comb.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12I want every single page reconstructed.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15She'll be well away by now - not in some forest.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Who said she was in a forest?
0:00:17 > 0:00:18- You did.- No...
0:00:19 > 0:00:21..I didn't.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Katherine?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I just wanted to explain -
0:00:50 > 0:00:53what I said about Mary being in a forest...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55What about it?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57It was, um, one of the Alpha Team. They told me.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I didn't know, until ...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- until then.- Good.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04I'm glad we cleared that up.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09I promise, I have no idea where Mary Douglas is.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Wherever she is,
0:01:11 > 0:01:13we'll find her soon.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15She got careless.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Left us a trail of evidence that'll lead us straight to her.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Then we'll know exactly who she's been working with.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- 'So I think there could be worth about £30.- Really?- Yeah, I think so.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31'And what about these?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34'Well, these are Royal Worcester, so that's quite good, isn't it?'
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Either of you seen Will?- Nope.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Eve? Hello, Eve?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Earth to Eve, come in, Eve.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44I think she's gone on standby -
0:01:44 > 0:01:46has been since I got back from school.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48What is that?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50It would have been my entry for Xperiment Factor,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53if my partner had bothered to turn up. I was disqualified.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Even with a solar-powered hacking device,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57utilising analogue technology...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Activating standby mode...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ow!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04ADVERT VO: Was that an accident that wasn't your fault?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06You could be entitled to compensation.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Eve, how much TV have you watched today?
0:02:11 > 0:02:137 hours, 23 minutes and 47 seconds.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- TV SWITCHES OFF - Hey!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Isn't that part of her learning protocol?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23OK - what have you learned today, Eve?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25ADVERT VO: If we buy a three-piece suite now,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- we pay nothing until December next year!- Abe?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Isn't that your cue to hide?- Nope.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Please welcome Viv Watson, father of two!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You - homework, now.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Already done it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Presenting exhibit A - Maths homework.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Why is your handwriting so neat?
0:02:47 > 0:02:48I'll take that as a compliment.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Impressive. What's brought all this on?
0:02:56 > 0:02:57It's...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Lily. She inspires me.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03How was Britain's Got Science, eh?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07It's "Xperiment Factor" - and I was disqualified.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Partner didn't show up.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Who was your partner?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Did you see my dummy pass?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Mate, that dummy was so good it was a mannequin. It was epic!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Where were you? - Annihilating the opposition.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Well, I wasn't.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I was disqualified from Xperiment Factor -
0:03:23 > 0:03:25because my partner didn't show up.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Oh, is that that thing you just said was X Factor for morons?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Shut up.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31It was, eh?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33You said that nobody in it could actually win,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35because everyone in it was such a loser.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Well, I didn't mean you're a loser...
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Well, it turns out I am, thanks to you.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Well, you could have asked someone else to be your partner.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47It's not like I'm your only friend, is it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53PHONE RINGS
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Good morning, Top Class Enterprises.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Meet me outside maths, before the second period - and bring the cash.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00'Thanks, mate.'
0:04:00 > 0:04:02PHONE RINGS
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Top-class Enterprises?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Who's "Jenny Rowlings"?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12I'm going to have to call you back.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I must have picked up her philosophy jotter instead of mine.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16You don't do philosophy.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Does anyone really "do" philosophy, Lily?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'll tell Mum.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22All right, fine.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26People at school pay me to do their homework.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29You're doing other people's homework?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- You can barely do your own. - I don't have to,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34cos your geeky mathlete friends are doing it for me.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37And I get 20% per jotter. Ker-ching!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38You're corrupt.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- I'm helping people.- To cheat!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Not everybody is a freak like you.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Coming?- I don't think so.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- I'm ill.- Eh?
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Who are you, and what have you done with my sister?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53SHE COUGHS
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'd better go. Don't want to be late.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Oh!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16He knows his way around
0:05:16 > 0:05:19a self-saturating magnetic amplifier circuit,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21and yet a simple water cooler can defeat him(!)
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Er, what's going on in here?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I'm actually not allowed to say.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, come on, Phil - you can tell me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Katherine's orders - sorry.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41'..Years later...and I think that's Italian.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44'Shame that would need a real good cleaning-up job.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47'Last but not least is this other one...'
0:05:47 > 0:05:49What's happening?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Dave's just bought a two-bed house in Rhyl for £137,000.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Why aren't you at school?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'm ill.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Vital signs within normal range.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'm pretending, because I didn't want to go.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08But you love to learn.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Isn't school an institute of learning?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Try telling everyone else that.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15There are approximately seven billion people on the planet.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Not literally.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18What I mean is...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21The kids at school, they're not there to learn -
0:06:21 > 0:06:23all they care about is popularity.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Then why don't you learn "popularity"?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29It's not like that. You can't do it on your own.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31You need to have friends.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33You have friends...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- like Abe.- Brother.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Doesn't count.- And Will.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Sometimes.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40And me.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Show me what you've got.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00There's not really anything to see. Well, not yet, anyway.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03We're still uploading the pieces of Mary's documents,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06but we've got the systems running as quickly as we can.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09So, the computer does all the hard work.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12How difficult can that be?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15There are so many of them - and they are badly burnt.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19It's a slow and frustrating process.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I'm not paying you for "slow and frustrating".
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm paying you for results.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30I need to be able to read these documents by the end of the day.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38If anyone asks, you're new to sixth form.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You don't need to go to any lessons or anything,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43just hang about and look cool.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Oh, and remember to tell people you're my best friend,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48so I won't be Lily-no-mates.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49No, you'll be Lily-one-mate.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Is school about how many friends you've got?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58It should be about education, unless you're Kaz Jennings.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Who is Kaz Jennings? Has she got lots of friends?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Only because she's the school gossip queen.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ooh! What is a gossip queen?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08She knows everyone's secrets and how to use them.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11So, knowing everyone's secrets makes you popular?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Sort of...
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- 'Hey, Lily?- What was that?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Running voice identification software.- We've got to hide.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Voice identification complete.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Will Clarke verified - zero threat detected.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25He'll just try talk us out of it. Quick, get in.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Night-vision activated.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Lil, you asleep?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37RATTLE
0:08:37 > 0:08:39LILY COUGHS
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I just wanted to see if you were OK.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45RATTLE
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Why are you in the cupboard?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56And why are you dressed like you're going to school?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Because I am.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I...am a sixth former.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06You're not seriously taking her to school, are you?
0:09:06 > 0:09:07- Yup.- But you're ill.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I feel better. Come on, Eve. Come on.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11For someone who is meant to be really clever,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14this is a really stupid idea. What if Bevan catches her?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- He won't - he's at a conference. - Why would you even want her to go?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Learning's one of her protocols - part of her survival.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Negative.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24IN LILY'S VOICE: So I won't be Lily-no-mates.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Thanks a lot, Eve(!) I'm going to school, alone.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Brought you, um... Brought you some tea.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Thank you. Now, out.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Graham, can you run a backup of the system, please?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47What are you backing up?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Hm?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Leave that!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52If Katherine catches you...
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Ooh - interesting article in here on quantum mechanics.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03- Yeah, I've read it.- Really?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07And, um... What was your favourite bit?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Maybe we could meet up later...
0:10:10 > 0:10:11..to discuss it...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I'd, er...better go.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Bye.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- '..For what I want... - I think it's a nice deal...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- 'Sold the ladies... - Oh, excellent!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38'It's not. So, first of all, that - where did this thing come from...?'
0:11:13 > 0:11:15She looked like a clown.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16GIRLS GIGGLE
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Hello. I am Eve.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'm a sixth form female student.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Who are you?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Er... Kaz.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Can I, like, help you?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- We have like a level...- Lily!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09(She's my best friend.)
0:12:11 > 0:12:12What are you doing here?
0:12:12 > 0:12:17Observing the parameters of human friendship, by being popular.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19You need to go, now.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21So, like, who are you?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I, like, sit beside you in chemistry.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27She is Lily Watson, my best friend.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29You talk, like, really funny.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- So do you.- She's American.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33That is so cool.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Do you want to, like, walk to class together?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Negative. I'm going with Lily.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I suppose you could stay for a bit, you know? See how it goes.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46When can we make more friends?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Later. First, we got Spanish.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50But you said I couldn't go to lessons.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I know, but this'll be OK.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Senor Rodriguez is on holiday,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56so it'll just be some pushover supply teacher.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Activating Spanish mode. Quiero ir contigo, por favor?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Venga conmigo!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Progress?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Did I leave my... Oh, hi, Katherine. I was just...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Can't you read? It says "no entry".
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I thought I left my phone...
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Do I have to call security?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Oh, no!- Careful! Stop it!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Oh, idiot! Let me...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- Just get out!- Sorry.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35KATHERINE SIGHS
0:13:37 > 0:13:39SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Why do we need to learn Spanish anyway?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Spanish is already spoken by like, a gazillion people.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Why does it need any more? - I don't know.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- New senorita?- That's Eve.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52She's, like, so cool.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Eve? Like, Will's cousin, Eve?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- You're, like, related? - I still don't see it.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Are you a complete idiot?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03You're the one that took her to a football match.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Yeah, and Chris nearly busted her. - Chris this, Chris that.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Why don't you just go marry him?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Oh wait, now I remember...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- It's Eve you fancy.- ALL: Oooh! LAUGHTER
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I do not.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Will, like, fancies his cousin?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19LAUGHTER JEERING
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Is that being a good friend, too? - What's all this racket?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25You?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You're Will Clarke's cousin.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- You locked me in the basement. - No, that was all a mistake, sir.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34She thought you was a burglar, remember?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36It was a humorous misunderstanding.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37SHE LAUGHS
0:14:40 > 0:14:41I'm a sixth form female student.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Shouldn't you be at a conference today, Mr Bevan?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46You could call him "Devon".
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- What... What did you call me? - Your name - Devon.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Does that make you "Devon Bevan", sir?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52LAUGHTER
0:14:52 > 0:14:55At school, you will address me as "Sir" or "Mr Bevan"
0:14:55 > 0:14:57and nothing else!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Devon? I used to go on holiday there, sir.- Quiet!
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Does the M5 run through you, sir?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Who said that?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Right, suit yourselves - lunchtime detention for the lot of you,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- especially you.- But she isn't... - Det-det-det... No excuses.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I want to see you and your cousin at one o'clock sharp,
0:15:14 > 0:15:17or you're going to the Head.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- You don't have to go.- Yes, she does.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Bevan knows who she is and where she lives.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Dad's going to kill me when he hears about this.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33See you in detention.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36How did you even know his first name, anyway?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I hacked the school's online server and accessed his employee record.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Why?- Knowing secrets helps you make friends.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Not with teachers.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Nobody cares about them.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I obtained other data about Mr Bevan too.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55No way!
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Good news.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Sorry?- The tea - it didn't damage the system.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Everything still works perfectly.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, good. That's really...
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- good.- Isn't it?
0:16:20 > 0:16:24We're on target for a three-hour completion.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Soon, we'll know exactly what Mary Douglas has been up to.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30I'm sure those documents will be very...
0:16:30 > 0:16:31informative.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yes...
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I can almost taste Project Eternity.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Spanish class was really fun.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55What class do we have now?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58It's true - she is here.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00This is so cool.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03It was cool, until somebody decided to hack into the school server
0:17:03 > 0:17:07and use her wireless capability to lend us all in detention.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- You've got detention? - It's not funny.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13It's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Wait... Hypothetically,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18does that mean you could hack in and change people's homework grades?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Hypothetically.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25OK, no problem.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26See you in a minute.
0:17:27 > 0:17:32Katherine's coming for an update. We should do another backup.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Nick, what?- Er, last time, I promise.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40I wanted to apologise, if I made things difficult with Katherine.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43What is with you, today?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I think it was just a bit miffed
0:17:47 > 0:17:50that Katherine trusted you with this, instead of me.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Silly, really.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Anyway, best get on.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15What sort of time do you call this?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Current local time is 1.02pm, based on the global time standard...
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Don't be smart with me, young lady.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Go on, take a seat at the front, where I can keep an eye on you.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Now...
0:18:28 > 0:18:34I do not believe in wasting detention time on pointless tasks.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37You are here to broaden your minds,
0:18:37 > 0:18:41so I want you all to write an essay for me...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43on your favourite...
0:18:43 > 0:18:46unsolved mathematical problem.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48You what..?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50CLASS GROANS
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- ..Sir.- Favourite unsolved maths problem.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57The great questions which have puzzled
0:18:57 > 0:19:00the most brilliant minds for years.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03You might want to write about my own particular favourite,
0:19:03 > 0:19:05the Kaufmann conjecture.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06CLASS YAWNS
0:19:06 > 0:19:10..or the 2,000 year struggle to prove the Cheng hypothesis.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12CLASS GROANS
0:19:13 > 0:19:162,000 words - go.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Got a job that needs doing. - What kind of job?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Need a B- in computing.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Seriously? Leslie, that's ridiculous.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You're a D at best, mate.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I'll pay you double.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47That's, like, ten quid.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Can you do it?- Yeah, I can do it.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52I need it by end of play.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Mate, I'm not a machine...
0:19:57 > 0:20:00..but luckily for you, we've got a new paperless system.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It'll be online by 3.30.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Boring has only one "R".
0:20:16 > 0:20:18No talking.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19(Lily?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22(Eve, your eyes! What are you doing?)
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Faking homework grades for Abe's friend Leslie.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Lily Watson.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Sorry, sir. Eve, stop it now.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29I'm almost finished.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- You will be, if Bevan finds out you're a...- Robot!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35I knew it...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38She's a robot.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Her eyes...
0:20:40 > 0:20:41They were all lit up.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43It was a reflection.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I saw them, just like I saw her take off her robot hand,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49when she locked me in the basement.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Those were just stress induced hallucinations, sir - remember?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I'm not imagining this.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55She... She...
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It...is a robot!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- What's taking so long? - It's not working.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- What?- The system...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Everything's just gone off!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- I was in the middle of backing up... - Turn it on and off again.- I have...
0:21:17 > 0:21:18..but we've lost everything.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Go on, then. Take your hand off. - It's against protocol.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Well, I saw it, show them.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Inappropriate conduct!
0:21:31 > 0:21:32I'm going to go get the school nurse,
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- cos you're clearly not yourself. - You stay where you are, Will Clarke.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I do not need the school nurse.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I need a screwdriver, to show you that she's a robot.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- She's a what, sir? - LAUGHTER
0:21:41 > 0:21:46She's a machine, made of wire and metal and plastic.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48She knew my name.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- How did you do that, eh? How did you do that?- I activated...
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I told her.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54You?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I hacked into the school computers.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I broke into the school office
0:21:59 > 0:22:02and used my dad's login details.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05How do I know you're telling the truth?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Because...I know you weren't at a conference today.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12You were getting your piles removed.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- LAUGHTER - That... That is not funny.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I... I am in serious pain
0:22:17 > 0:22:19and they moved my appointment to next week.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- What a massive cheek, sir(!) - Two massive cheeks, more like.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Right, the next person to speak gets double detention!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28You, Watson...
0:22:28 > 0:22:31are not leaving this room until I get an explanation.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34I was lonely.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I thought if I knew lots of gossip, people would want to be my friend.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:22:49 > 0:22:50You're not going anywhere.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Better make yourself comfortable.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59And don't think I've forgotten about your "pal".
0:23:01 > 0:23:04You utter...imbecile!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Is everything OK?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12We've lost everything on the system.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14There was a virus on the drive.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Get out.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I said, get out!
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Phil, wait...
0:23:46 > 0:23:48"Project Eternity"...
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Maybe it's broken.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02All systems running normally.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06PHONE RINGS
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Ooh!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Good afternoon, Top Class Enterprises...
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Leslie?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16No!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17No way!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20OK.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Posture indicates disappointment.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31They've taken the school records off-line
0:24:31 > 0:24:33and Leslie has been suspended for cheating.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Poor Leslie.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39"Poor Leslie"?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I'm the victim here - I'm a laughing stock.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45No-one's going to do business with me again!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Hey.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05What did Bevan say?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08That external haemorrhoids aren't a laughing matter
0:25:08 > 0:25:11and certainly much worse than a month of after-school detention.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Ouch.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Still, could have been worse.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Could've show me pictures of them(!)
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Ugh...
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I heard what you said -
0:25:21 > 0:25:23about being lonely.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Was there anyone who didn't?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28I'm sorry for ignoring you and...
0:25:28 > 0:25:30It's OK.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I'm sorry for taking Eve to school...
0:25:33 > 0:25:35It's fine.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38..and for telling people you fancy your cousin.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40At least we're both social lepers now.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Can I be a social leper, too?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Sure, welcome to the no-mates club.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Logical contradiction -
0:25:47 > 0:25:51if the three of us are a club, we each have at least two mates.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Lily-two-mates?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I can live with that.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13"Project Eternity...
0:26:13 > 0:26:15"will create a race of immortals".
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Project Eternity...
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Eternal life...
0:26:24 > 0:26:27PHONE RINGS
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Yes?
0:26:38 > 0:26:39No...
0:26:44 > 0:26:47OK, Dad - we're here. What's the big emergency, now?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Dad?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52What's wrong?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Eve, there's been an accident.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57They found a car in the river
0:26:57 > 0:27:01and it seems Mary was driving and, um...
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Yes?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Eve...
0:27:07 > 0:27:09What happened to my mother?
0:27:09 > 0:27:10I'm so sorry.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Where is my mother?
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Get Alpha team down there, to liaise with the police.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25I want to see DNA evidence, dental records.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Keep me updated on all developments.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I won't believe it till I've got absolute proof.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38I'm thinking of calling it "the spider bomb".
0:27:38 > 0:27:40- What's happened to Eve? - What have you done?
0:27:40 > 0:27:41I haven't done anything.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46It's so disappointing when a trusted employee betrays you.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Eve...
0:27:47 > 0:27:50the robot next door.
0:27:50 > 0:27:54Everyone in this city will know all about Eve.