Hairy Nostrils

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Giant Television proudly presents Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12'Busy, busy. There. Studio's finished. What next?

0:00:12 > 0:00:14'A showbiz star.'

0:00:16 > 0:00:20Welcome to family fun for you, with me, Les Dennis.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23- 'That'll do.'- You can't grab me! I'm a game show...- 'I can.

0:00:23 > 0:00:27'Next, the humunchies. Yum, yum.'

0:00:27 > 0:00:30- What are you doing? You can't eat him!- 'I can.

0:00:30 > 0:00:35- 'Watch me.'- I hate that giant!

0:00:35 > 0:00:40Now, it's Fee Fi Fo Yum!

0:00:40 > 0:00:46Today's contestants, all the way from Glasgow, it's Electrify.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50And they'll be playing against the Blue Pineapples,

0:00:50 > 0:00:51who come from London.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Here's a taste of the thrills and spills

0:00:54 > 0:00:58which stand between them and their freedoms.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Come on, guys!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Run!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Here he is, every giant's

0:01:08 > 0:01:14favourite host, it's Des... I mean, Les Dennis!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Hello, and welcome to Fee Fi Fo Yum,

0:01:17 > 0:01:20the show where the team that's not the winner

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- will be Brian's...- ALL:- Dinner!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Here we are with our two teams of humunchies - that's you guys -

0:01:25 > 0:01:27ready to do battle

0:01:27 > 0:01:30for their freedom. This is going to be a great show.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I can just smell it. Hang on a minute, Brian.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Is that you?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38The only thing I can smell is fresh humunchies,

0:01:38 > 0:01:40and I'm going to eat them!

0:01:40 > 0:01:41You'll have to wait,

0:01:41 > 0:01:43and perhaps while you're waiting

0:01:43 > 0:01:45you'd like to have a little trim around your...?

0:01:45 > 0:01:52Now you come to mention it, Des, it has been a bit itchy.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Let's meet Electrify.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hiya, Cameron.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Hiya, Les. I'm Cameron, and this is Cameron.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Hiya, Les.- This is Cameron.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03- Hi, Cameron.- This is Alannah.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- Hi, Les.- Hello, Alannah.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07- And this is Fraser.- Hiya, Fraser.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Very good there. You drilled the team there, didn't you, Cameron?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13- You've got three Camerons in the team.- Yes.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16We're going to call you Cameron One, Cameron Two, Cameron Three.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Is that OK?- Yes, that's fine.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23That's Electrify. Let's go over and meet the Blue Pineapples!

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- How are you?- Hiya, Les.- Good to meet you.- This is Sarah.- Hiya, Les.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Hi, Sarah.- This is Molly.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Hi, Les.- Hi, Molly. - This is Joseph.- Hiya, Les.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36- Hi, Joseph.- And this is Salma.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Hi, Les.- Hiya, Salma.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40That's an unusual name,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43the Blue Pineapples. Why did you call yourselves that?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47We thought it was a very unique name and creative.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Yes, I don't think I've ever seen a blue pineapple.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- No way.- I'm seeing five green ones, but you're blue ones.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57That's the teams, and this is how we play Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Teams, you will compete in a series of games to earn time.

0:03:01 > 0:03:02What does time mean?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- ALL: Freedom!- Absolutely.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06The more time you earn, the greater your chance

0:03:06 > 0:03:08in the finale at the end,

0:03:08 > 0:03:11which is called the Great Escape.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15- Remember, the team that gets beat, Brian's going to...- ALL: Eat!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18After all, every giant needs his five a day -

0:03:18 > 0:03:21and a nose trimmer, by the looks of it.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23OK, let's get on and play the first game.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28Now, after humunchies, which is you guys, Brian's favourite food is

0:03:28 > 0:03:30meatballs and sprouts.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34He can't get enough of them, and you have to feed him as many

0:03:34 > 0:03:36as you can to stave off his hunger.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39You'll be using the catapults that Brian has made for you

0:03:39 > 0:03:42using matchsticks and plasters.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Hang on a minute, Brian.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48That's not a giant nose hair on the plaster, is it?

0:03:48 > 0:03:49I'm sorry, Des,

0:03:49 > 0:03:53I tried to rip out my nose hair with it.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Brian, that is absolutely disgusting!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02I've told you about hygiene. Fortunately, teams, I have a glove

0:04:02 > 0:04:07to remove the offending article. There you go.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Because, remember,

0:04:08 > 0:04:10it's Brian's gob it's going into.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Now, the team that feeds him the most will win

0:04:13 > 0:04:17the first five-second lifeline, but more importantly,

0:04:17 > 0:04:20take his mind off eating you for a while.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Let's find out who's going to play.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26I'm going to go with

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Cameron Two...

0:04:28 > 0:04:32and Cameron Three.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37And, I want Joseph...

0:04:37 > 0:04:40and Sarah.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I've got my eye on you!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Brian's made his choice.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Teams, let's play.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Electrify, you'll be firing meatballs.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Blue Pineapples, you'll be firing the sprouts.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03You have until Brian's egg timer runs out to feed him.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Good luck, teams.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Brian, it's over to you.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Three, two, one, feed me!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17That's it, teams, support your players.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23That just got him on his neck, I think.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27The nose!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Mmm!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32He's had a meatball!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34He's had a sprout!

0:05:34 > 0:05:40Ooh, another one up the nose! Oh, well done.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45Remember, if it gets him anywhere but in his mouth, it can't count.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Things are going well now.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Come on, guys!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09He's going to have a bruised chin!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Time's up!- That's it, teams.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Time's up. Rejoin your teams. That should stop

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Brian's stomach from rumbling

0:06:17 > 0:06:21for a while. Brian, how many meatballs did you eat?

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Two!

0:06:22 > 0:06:23HE FARTS AND BURPS

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, charming!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27And how many sprouts?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Four!

0:06:29 > 0:06:35So that means, Blue Pineapples, you earn the first five-second lifeline.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Well done. But it's still all to play for.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42That's all for part one of Fee Fi Fo Yum. See you in a minute.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49Feeling tired? And in need a boost?

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Then you need Go Go Giant, giving you the energy to get up and go-go.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56And go-go.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59And go-go.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Don't live in slow-mo -

0:07:01 > 0:07:04have some go-go!

0:07:07 > 0:07:11A scent so raw.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16A smell so natural.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22A stench so pure.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27For a longer-lasting linger,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Eau De Toilet.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I'm sure I've got a bottle of that somewhere.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- Oh!- Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42What a show. At the end of the first round,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45the Blue Pineapples gained an early advantage

0:07:45 > 0:07:47with a five-second lifeline,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50and every second will count at the end of the show.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53But don't worry, there's plenty of time up for grabs -

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- and what does time mean? - ALL: Freedom!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Yes, the team with the most time will stand the best chance

0:07:58 > 0:08:00in The Great Escape.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Now, I don't need to tell you that this is

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Brian's favourite part of the show.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09He is so easily pleased.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Go on then, Brian, introduce it.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17It's Des's Tasty Challenge!

0:08:17 > 0:08:22Every time! I've told you, it's Les's Tasting Challenge!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Po-tay-to, po-tar-to.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Cameron Two, I don't know about you,

0:08:35 > 0:08:38but I think Brian is a great big hairy lummox.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41What was that, Des?

0:08:41 > 0:08:47Ha! I said I can't wait to find out what's going to go in my stomach!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I really don't trust that silly little man.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53OK, Brian has put some food, teams, under this dish.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57I don't know what it is, it could be anything.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00You have to guess how much of this food I can eat in 30 seconds.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Let's reveal the meal.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Sardines?! Oh, you've got to guess how many

0:09:09 > 0:09:14of those I can eat in 30 seconds, and you've got to write it down.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18The team that guesses right will get a five-second lifeline.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I wish I had a 30-second lifeline right now!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Write down your guesses, don't reveal them to the other teams.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Brian does this to me every time!

0:09:28 > 0:09:3118 years he's had me here, and he gives me food I hate every time!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Brian!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Keep them to yourself. Both got guesses written down?- Yes.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39All right.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Brian, can I have some light, please?

0:09:43 > 0:09:48Here we go. Les, let's play Tasty Challenge.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53TEAMS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

0:09:57 > 0:09:5820.

0:10:03 > 0:10:0415.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12Ten, nine, eight...

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Five, four, three, two, one.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19TIMER CLUCKS

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Time's up.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24You started so you'll finish.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27All right. Hang on, Brian.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30All gone.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Electrify, can you reveal your guess?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Four, Les.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38You put four. Blue Pineapples, reveal your guess.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Seven.- Seven?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43That's optimistic, very optimistic.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Brian, how many sardines did I manage in the 30 seconds?

0:10:47 > 0:10:48HE CLEARS THROAT

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Des, you have eaten two sardines.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56So, Electrify, you get the five-second lifeline.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Well done. So it's neck-a-neck right now.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02That will make it really interesting when we get to

0:11:02 > 0:11:04The Great Escape at the end of the show.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07We're going to take a break and later we'll find out

0:11:07 > 0:11:11which team will end up in Brian's tum. See you then.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14# Fee, fee, fee! #

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Hey, Mr Giant. Nice day, isn't it?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20What's the matter? Come on,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22take your hands away.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24And the other one.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Now both at the same time.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32Whoa! That's one hairy schnozer, you big hairy freak show.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34But don't be sad because help is at hand

0:11:34 > 0:11:37in the shape of the Waste Not Want Not Nose Hair Yanker.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Simply apply the yanker to the unwelcome hairy blockage

0:11:40 > 0:11:42and off you go.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Whoa there, big guy! Don't fight it.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Just let it work its magic.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Oh, yeah, that's got to feel good.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Hey, don't waste all that lovely nose hair.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Why not have it made into a fancy new hair-do? Waste Not Want Not.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57The Waste Not Want Not Nose Hair Yanker.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00105 grots. Stocks limited.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Hello. Is that Waste Not Want Not?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10I'd like to order a Nose Hair Yanker, please.

0:12:10 > 0:12:17Could you charge it to my account, please? Yeah. It's Des Lennis.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21What a close contest. Both teams on five-second lifelines

0:12:21 > 0:12:25and there's plenty more time up for grabs as we play our next game.

0:12:25 > 0:12:30Brian loves to play with his food, especially when it's alphabet soup,

0:12:30 > 0:12:33because he can try to make words out of the letters.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36I say try, because he can't make very long words.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40That's where you come in, teams, because you have to dive into

0:12:40 > 0:12:44the soup, get out the letters and make the longest word you can.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46You can only have up to eight letters at any one time,

0:12:46 > 0:12:50but if you don't like any of the letters, you can change them.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54The team that makes the longest word will win that five-second lifeline.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55All clear, teams?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59- TEAMS: Yes, Les!- OK.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Let's find out who's going to play.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Brian, who's going into the bowl?

0:13:05 > 0:13:10You'll do nicely...Fraser. Mmm.

0:13:10 > 0:13:15And I'll have...Amaan.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Delicious.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20And who will be making the words?

0:13:20 > 0:13:25I want...you!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Alannah and Cameron One.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29And...

0:13:29 > 0:13:34Molly and...Salma.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Yummy, yummy.

0:13:37 > 0:13:42Brian's made his choice. Teams, let's play!

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Fraser and Amaan, you will dive for the letters.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52You will pass them to Alannah and Molly

0:13:52 > 0:13:55who will then pass them to Cameron and Salma who will make the words.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58As always, you have until Brian's egg timer runs out.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Good luck, teams. Goggles on.

0:14:02 > 0:14:07- Over to you, Brian. - Ready, steady, dive.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14It doesn't matter which letters you get out to begin with.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Any letters will do.- Nice.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Covered in tomato sauce.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Get eight letters onto your piece of toast and then you can choose.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31That's it, any letters to begin with. You can always change them.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39You've got to put some back over here, the Blue Pineapples. Come on.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41You'll never get a word with that.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57You've only got seven. You can still pull another letter out there.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Come on. Get letters.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04You've only got six now. You need another two to choose.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I can see a word there.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Time's running out.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13TIMER CLUCKS

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- OK.- Time's up.- That's it.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19Time's up. Rejoin your team, please. Right, let's see.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Electrify, you came up with a four-letter word, which is heat.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Well done, it's a good word.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30Brian, you don't have to look in your dictionary. It is a word.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33And over here, the Blue Pineapples came up with

0:15:33 > 0:15:35a four-letter word, sand.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39But if you'd looked carefully, you could have had sander.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43That's what Brian needs to do his toenails, a sander.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46So you could have got that, but you got sand.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50It's two four-letter words. You've have both got five-second lifelines.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Well done.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53It's very close as we near The Great Escape.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Remember, the team that's not the winner will be Brian's...

0:15:56 > 0:15:59- ALL: Dinner! - We're going to take a break,

0:15:59 > 0:16:03but, teams, you need to pay close attention to the ads,

0:16:03 > 0:16:06because I will be quizzing you on those ads after the break.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Remember, you at home can play along as well.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Not that your life depends on it. Ha-ha!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Sorry, teams. See you then.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16# Fee, fee, fee! #

0:16:18 > 0:16:21# Whoa, Hairy Mary! #

0:16:21 > 0:16:24For a smoother, more feminine you,

0:16:24 > 0:16:29try the Hairy Mary Bearded Lady Rip 'n' Strip.

0:16:29 > 0:16:34Simply apply and rip. Yeah, the pain is like nothing you've ever felt,

0:16:34 > 0:16:37but oh, Momma, is it worth it?

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Look at all that fuzz-free flesh.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- # Whoa, Hairy Mary... # - Because I'm hairy.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47# ..She's so scary. #

0:16:49 > 0:16:55Warning. The footage you are about to see is not for the ain't farted.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- I mean faint-hearted. - HE FARTS

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Oi! That was pathetic!

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Call yourself a giant?

0:17:04 > 0:17:07You need some help, mate, and I know just the thing.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Go on, my son. Get involved!

0:17:11 > 0:17:17A Bot Buster Bean ain't any old bean. It's a bean to the extreme!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21RUMBLING

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Here it comes.

0:17:24 > 0:17:25HE FARTS

0:17:25 > 0:17:27MEOW!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Oh!

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Now we're talking!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32HE CHUCKLES

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Bot Buster Beans.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Making beans...

0:17:38 > 0:17:42- HE FARTS - ..Making beans...

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Making beans extreme.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57So, teams, how are your powers of observation?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01I'm about to quiz you on the ads you've just watched on GTV.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03If you feel you know an answer, hit your buzzer

0:18:03 > 0:18:06and I will give you a two-second lifeline if you're correct.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Be careful, because if you buzz in and give me an incorrect answer,

0:18:10 > 0:18:13or don't answer at all, I'll pass it over to your opponents.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16This is really vital, teams, because you currently

0:18:16 > 0:18:19both have a ten-second lifeline,

0:18:19 > 0:18:25so this is your last chance, teams, to win potentially life-saving time.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Good luck. Let's play.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34OK, fingers on your buzzers.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Question one. At the start of the Bearded Lady Rip 'n' Strip ad,

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Hairy Mary was playing with what?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Blue Pineapples.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- A racket.- A red tennis racket.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47A tennis racket?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Let's see if you're right.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yes, you're right.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56You get two seconds. Well done. You go into the lead. Question two.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01In the Bot Buster Beans ad, which kind of animal was blown off a...

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Blue Pineapples.- A ginger cat.- A cat.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Let's see again if you're right.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Yes, it is a cat. Well done.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13So, you need to get in here.

0:19:13 > 0:19:19Question three. The Bot Buster Beans slogan is making beans what?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Blue Pineapples.- Extreme.- Extreme.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Is it right?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Bot Buster Beans.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Making beans... - HE FARTS

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Making beans... - HE FARTS AGAIN

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Making beans extreme.

0:19:33 > 0:19:38Yes, well done! You're doing well.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42So, question four. How many cans of beans could you see stacked up?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Blue Pineapples. - Five.- Five.- Five.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Are you right again? Let's have a look.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yes! Well done.

0:19:52 > 0:19:57Question five. How many times did you hear the word beans?

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Blue Pineapples. - Three?- Three.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02No, that's not the correct answer.

0:20:02 > 0:20:07I can pass it across. This is your last chance to earn some time.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08Electrify.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Five. - Five? Let's see if you're right.

0:20:11 > 0:20:16A Bot Buster Bean ain't just any old bean. Bean, beans, beans, beans.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Making beans extreme.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22No, it was seven, so that was incorrect.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Five was incorrect, so you don't get a two-second lifeline.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30So that means at the end of that round, the Blue Pineapples,

0:20:30 > 0:20:34you got four right, that's eight seconds. Well done.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:35 > 0:20:40How that will affect your overall lifelines? Let's find out...

0:20:41 > 0:20:44..after the weather on GTV.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Here's Giant Television's latest forecast brought to you

0:20:49 > 0:20:53by Bot Buster beans, loved by giants everywhere.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Hi, I'm Windy Wendy Weathervane.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm here with your GTV weather.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Today, it's going to be mainly windy,

0:21:01 > 0:21:03especially around Misty Bottom.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05FARTING

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- And that's your weather. - FARTING

0:21:08 > 0:21:11I beg your pardon.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17'You're watching Giant Television.'

0:21:17 > 0:21:18Come to Daddy.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24Teams, this is down to you. Brian doesn't get to pick anymore.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28You must decide who will take on The Great Escape.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Remember... lives depend upon this decision.

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Whoever steps up to the mark will have the fate of their team-mates

0:21:39 > 0:21:41in their hands, literally.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43I'll do it.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48Guys, it is all about having fun, OK?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51OK, teams, I need to know your decision.

0:21:51 > 0:21:56So, Electrify, who is playing for you and why?

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- I'm playing.- So, Cameron, why have you been chosen?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Because I think I can fight for our freedom.- Good lad.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Over to the Blue Pineapples.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09- Amaan, who's playing for you?- I am. - Why is that, Amaan?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Because of my huge muscles!- OK.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Cameron and Amaan. It's time for...

0:22:19 > 0:22:21The Great Escape.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28This is it.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Cameron and Amaan, Brian has trapped your team-mates

0:22:31 > 0:22:34in the scales of justice and their future hangs,

0:22:34 > 0:22:35literally, in the balance.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's down to you two to attempt to release them, but standing between

0:22:38 > 0:22:41you and them is The Great Escape.

0:22:45 > 0:22:51First, you must tackle the doughnut dash.

0:22:51 > 0:22:57Then it's on to the kitchen roll crawl,

0:22:57 > 0:23:02but watch out for those meatballs.

0:23:02 > 0:23:07Once safely through, it's on to the rolling pin run.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Beware, Brian's got his tea bags out!

0:23:12 > 0:23:17Next comes the choc bar challenge where you must build a walkway

0:23:17 > 0:23:21to Brian's big bowl and then it's up the slippery slope to the rope.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25The player who gets to the top first must pull the release rope.

0:23:25 > 0:23:30Only then can your team-mates be released through the freedom chute.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I don't need to remind you,

0:23:34 > 0:23:40- if you're not the winner, you'll be Brian's...- Dinner. I'm starving.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Brian's getting very hungry indeed.

0:23:42 > 0:23:48Electrify, you have an overall lifeline of ten seconds.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51It's good, Cameron. Is it good enough?

0:23:51 > 0:23:57Blue Pineapples, you have an overall lifeline of...

0:23:57 > 0:23:5918 seconds.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01So yes, you have an eight second lead.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03How do you feel about that, Amaan?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- I feel very confident. - What with that and your muscles?

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Yep, yep.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Cameron. Do you think you can catch up?- Yeah.- Why?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Because I think I've got the will.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16You've got the will and that's what you need.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Yeah.- Amaan, you will go on Brian's first whistle.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24Cameron, you will go eight seconds later, on Brian's second whistle.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Clear, teams?- Yes.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Brian, are you ready?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31I'm ready.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Amaan's already off. Watch that doughnut dash.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38It's not as easy as it looks.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42And now Cameron's off.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45He hasn't tripped on the doughnuts. Will he catch up?

0:24:45 > 0:24:49Oh Amaan's... Oh, he has fallen!

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Gotcha!

0:24:51 > 0:24:53So Cameron's catching up.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Oh, and you're off!

0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Another one down.- Amaan is across.

0:25:00 > 0:25:05- Go on to the choc bar challenge. - Come on, Amaan!

0:25:05 > 0:25:09Cameron is across. It's very close.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12It's very, very close.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17Remember you have to finish the choc bar challenge

0:25:17 > 0:25:19before you can get across it.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Amaan is across.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23He is in the soup.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Now you face the slippery slope.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28That's the hard bit.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Cameron's not far behind.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Cameron's catching up.

0:25:37 > 0:25:41He's into the soup.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46It's anybody's game.

0:25:46 > 0:25:50Either team could go to freedom.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Either team could get eaten.

0:26:00 > 0:26:05This is the hardest part of The Great Escape it seems.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Just when you're so close to freedom...

0:26:13 > 0:26:17- You know what to do. - Amaan's just ahead.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27It's so close, this. So close!

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Amaan, you're at the top! You've pulled the release button!

0:26:31 > 0:26:33That's it!

0:26:33 > 0:26:40Blue Pineapples, Amaan's muscles have won for you. Go on, get out.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44Get to freedom. See you, Amaan. Bye.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Oh, Cameron, hard luck.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49Despite your amazing willpower, it was the slippery slope

0:26:49 > 0:26:53that let you down and you failed to release your team-mates,

0:26:53 > 0:26:56which means you're not the winner, you're Brian's...

0:26:56 > 0:27:00- Dinner.- Brian, over to you.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02CAMERON SCREAMS

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- Help me!- Bad luck.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Rules are rules. - Yummy, yummy, yummy.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Humunchies in my tummy.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Fee Fi Fo Yum!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25I'm going to enjoy you.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30No!

0:27:31 > 0:27:33That's it from Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36Brian's munching away on his five a day, but that

0:27:36 > 0:27:38won't keep him happy for long.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Join us next time when two more teams of humunchies will fight for

0:27:41 > 0:27:45their freedom and hope to stay out of Brian's tum. We'll see you then.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Say goodbye, Brian.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48Goodbye, Brian.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50SCREAMING

0:27:51 > 0:27:56- Freedom.- I'm watching you, Des.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58It's Les!

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