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0:00:09 > 0:00:10Busy, busy.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Studio's finished. What next?

0:00:13 > 0:00:14A showbiz star.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Earth.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Welcome to Family Fun For You with me, Les Dennis!

0:00:18 > 0:00:22Wah! Whoa! You can't grab me! I'm a gameshow host!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24I can.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Next - humunchies. Yum yum.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30What are you doing?! You can't eat him!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32- I can. Watch me!- Put him down!

0:00:34 > 0:00:35I hate that giant!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Now...

0:00:36 > 0:00:39it's Fee Fi Fo Yum!

0:00:39 > 0:00:43And today's contestants, all the way from Ipswich,

0:00:43 > 0:00:46it's the Giant Crushers.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49And they'll be playing against the Victorious Vikings,

0:00:49 > 0:00:51who come from London.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Here's a taste of the thrills and spills

0:00:54 > 0:00:58that stand between them and their freedom!

0:01:02 > 0:01:06And now, here he is!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Everyone's favourite host,

0:01:09 > 0:01:14it's Des, I mean, Les Dennis!

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hello! And welcome to Fee Fi Fo Yum,

0:01:18 > 0:01:22the show where the team that's not the winner will be Brian's...

0:01:22 > 0:01:23- ALL:- Dinner!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26It could be any of you! So what a rip-roaring show we...!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29GIANT COUGHS AND SNEEZES

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Oh!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Sorry, Des. I'm full of cold.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, put your hand over your mouth!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38We don't want your rotten, giant germs!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40HE BLOWS HIS NOSE

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Oh! Right then. Let's get on and meet the teams.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46First of all, we meet the Giant Crushers!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Hi, Anna!- Hi, Les.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Introduce us to the Giant Crushers.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54On my team, I have Bailey...

0:01:54 > 0:01:55- Hiya, Les!- Hi, Bailey.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Jack.- Hiya, Les.- Hi, Jack.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Mae.- Hiya, Les!- Hiya, Mae!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- And Jez.- Hiya, Les!- Hiya, Jez.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03She nearly forgot you there!

0:02:03 > 0:02:06So you call yourselves the Giant Crushers. Why?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Cos we're here to crush the giant.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Watch out, cos he wants to crush one of this team.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14It could be you. That's the Giant Crushers!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Let's go and meet the Victorious Vikings!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Hi, Melissa.- Hi, Les.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- How are you doing?- I'm fine. - Introduce us to your team.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- This is Zaynab. - Hi, Les.- Hi, Zaynab.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- This is Daniel. - Hi, Les.- Hi, Daniel.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- This is Harveen. - Hiya, Les.- Hiya, Harveen.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- And at the end is Shannon. - Hiya, Les.- Hiya, Shannon.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37And you call yourselves the Victorious Vikings. Why?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Because we're clever.- Strong.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- We're victorious. - ALL: And we fight for freedom.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Fight for freedom, OK! That's the teams!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Right, this is how we play Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53You compete in a series of games in order to win time.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56The more time you earn, the better chance you have

0:02:56 > 0:02:58of winning the Great Escape.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Is that clear, teams? - ALL:- Yes!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Good! In that case, let's play round one!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09When Brian's watching Fee Fi Fo Yum,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11he loves to have a cup of tea but no ordinary brew.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13He likes it really sweet.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Brian, I s'pose you should be having honey and lemon, rather than tea.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Already on it, Des.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20LOUD SLURPING

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Lovely(!)

0:03:21 > 0:03:24So, your job in this game, teams,

0:03:24 > 0:03:27is to feed Brian the sweetest cup of tea you possibly can.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Using the teaspoons that Brian's provided,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32you will catapult sugar lumps into your teacups.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35The team that makes him the sweetest cup of tea

0:03:35 > 0:03:37will win the first five-second lifeline

0:03:37 > 0:03:41and that brew will take his mind off eating you for a while.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43So Brian, who's going to play?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51I think YOU should have a go...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Jack.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54And Anna.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58I could dunk you in a cup of tea.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02And I want Harveen.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04And Daniel.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'm watching you!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Brian's made his choice. Teams, let's play.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20You have until snotty Brian's egg timer runs out to keep him sweet.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Good luck. Brian, over to you.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Three, two, one!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26BRIAN SNEEZES

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Go! Go!

0:04:27 > 0:04:28And you're off!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Remember - the sweeter the brew, the better for you.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35It needs to go into the cup.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ooh, there's one in!

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Bouncing off the edge and onto the plate won't count.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44It's 1-1.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47You're getting the hang of it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:54If you get a sugar lump into your opponents' cup, it's their score.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Only 30 seconds left!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06The Giant Crushers are going for it.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Ooh, in and out!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11It won't count because it came out.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16There's sugar lumps all over the table.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20We need more in the cups.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22BRIAN COUNTS DOWN

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Brian wants that sweet cup of tea.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27He wants his spoon to stand up in it!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35And that's it!

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Time's up. So, players, rejoin your teams.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Let's see how you did.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Giant Crushers, you got three sugar cubes in your cup.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49And Victorious Vikings, you got two

0:05:49 > 0:05:55so that means the first five-second lifeline goes to the Giant Crushers!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57But it's still all to play for.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00We're going to take a break. Join us after this.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Oh, no!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Does your washing powder get your laundry disappointingly clean?

0:06:14 > 0:06:18Does it gleam and smell of summer meadows?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22It's time to switch to Grimo!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Sweaty stains? No problem.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Gravy slops? Sorted!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Mud and mucus? Guaranteed!

0:06:30 > 0:06:32In fact, Grimo will refresh your laundry

0:06:32 > 0:06:35with nearly 20 different smells and stains.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I didn't think it were possible!

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Go on, take a sniff!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You know you want to.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43SHE SNIFFS

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Ah!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47It's all I ever wanted.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Thank you, Grimo.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum,

0:07:00 > 0:07:03where the Giant Crushers have a five-second advantage

0:07:03 > 0:07:06over the Victorious Vikings!

0:07:06 > 0:07:10There's plenty of time up for grabs and what does time mean?

0:07:10 > 0:07:11- ALL:- Freedom!

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Yeah! The more time you earn, the more chance you have to escape.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Now we come to Brian's favourite part.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Maybe we shouldn't do it today, with germs and all that.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25It's all right, Des, I've washed my hands especially.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28HE SNEEZES

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Charming. Absolutely charming(!)

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Go on then, introduce it.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34It's Des's Tasty Challenge!

0:07:34 > 0:07:36HE SNEEZES LOUDLY

0:07:36 > 0:07:38You got my name wrong again!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- You know my name, don't you, teams? - ALL:- Yes, Les!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44See? "Yes, Les"! It's Les, OK?

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Sorry, Des.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47HE BLOWS HIS NOSE LOUDLY

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Get off!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57You know, he really is a great big snotty beast.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58I'm what?

0:07:58 > 0:08:03I...I was just saying I've been doing some baking and using some...

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Yeast?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yeast! Yes! Yeast!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You need to get out more!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Yes, I would get out more if you let me escape! Then I'd get out a lot!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Wooh, look at me, I'm Des Lennis

0:08:15 > 0:08:19and I'm trapped and I like baking fairy cakes!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I hate that giant!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23LAUGHTER

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Anyway! Onto Les's Tasty Challenge.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32Under this dish is some food that Brian has put here.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34I have no idea what it is.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37You have to guess how much of it I can eat in 30 seconds.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Is that clear, teams?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- ALL:- Yes, Les!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Let's reveal the meal!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- What is it? It's squid. - BRIAN: Yum.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Or squids.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52You've got to guess how many of these squids

0:08:52 > 0:08:54I can eat in 30 seconds.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Write it down on your cards.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Don't let your other teams see it.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Right, squids.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Brian, are you having a laugh?

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Not even a lemon to make it appetising!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16OK, teams, you should have come up with your answers

0:09:16 > 0:09:20but keep them to yourself. Brian, may I have my light, please?

0:09:22 > 0:09:27I have 30 seconds to eat as many of these as I can. So starting...

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Now!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Urgh.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35TEAMS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

0:09:38 > 0:09:4120 seconds.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51BRIAN COUNTS DOWN

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Time's up!

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Urgh!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Des, you've started, so you'll finish.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09All gone.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13I don't mind it when it's in batter, bit of calamari, but like that,

0:10:13 > 0:10:16without any lemon or anything, it was horrible.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17So how many did you guess?

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- What about you, Giant Crushers? - Erm, 12.- 12 Mouth-alls.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Victorious Vikings, what did you put?- 7.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29So, no wonder you were shouting for me to eat more.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Brian, how many squiddies did I eat in 30 seconds?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34HE COUGHS AND SNIFFS

0:10:34 > 0:10:40I can confirm you have eaten four pieces of squid.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43So that means the Victorious Vikings, you are nearest with 7.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46You get a five-second lifeline, well done!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47CHEERING

0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's neck-and-neck as we go into a break.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Join us when one of our team will be ending up in Brian's tum.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56We'll see you then.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- I feel ill.- Me too, Des.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh...

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Feeling tired and in need of a boost?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Then you need some Go Go Giant!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18UPBEAT MUSIC

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Go Go Giant! Don't live in slo-mo, have some Go Go!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Hey, there, snot-face. Looks like you need a new box of tissues.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32No money? No problem.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Get your hands on a box of As Good As New tissues.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Open one up and who knows what you'll find inside!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Go on, have a blow. You'll soon get used to the feel of them.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44And here's the best part - As Good As New tissues are half the price!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47We cannot guarantee the product will be clean

0:11:47 > 0:11:49or there won't be living creatures inside.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Not actually as good as new. It's just a catchy name.

0:11:53 > 0:11:59Hold the fort, Des. I'm just nipping out for some As Good As New tissues.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Back in a sec.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03We've got a game on here,

0:12:03 > 0:12:06the Giant Crushers have a five-second lifeline,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09and the Victorious Vikings have a five-second lifeline!

0:12:09 > 0:12:12All to play for, as we play our next game.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17Now, up there in Giant Land, Brian gets really, really lonely. Aw.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Say "aw" for him, teams. - ALL:- Aw!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23So what he likes to do to keep himself company

0:12:23 > 0:12:26is make little spuddie buddies.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29What can I say? He's got a lot of time on his hands!

0:12:29 > 0:12:32So Brian, who's your spuddie buddie today?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Brian?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Sorry, Des. Where were we up to?

0:12:38 > 0:12:43- I was just asking you who's your spuddie buddie?- Oh!

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Here he is, Des!

0:12:47 > 0:12:50He's called... Bob.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- That does surprise me(!) Say hello to Bob.- Hello, Bob!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Hello, everybody.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57SNEEZE

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Oh, looks like Bob's got a cold as well!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Right, all of Bob's bits are in the blancmange.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Your job in this game is to recreate Bob.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11The team that does it best and first will win the five-second lifeline.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Brian, who's going into the bowl?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I like the look of...

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Jez.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21And...I'll have...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Shannon.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26You look delicious!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28And who do you want to make Bob?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Hm.

0:13:30 > 0:13:35I'm going to go with May and Bailey.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I think you should play this one. And...

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Hm, Melissa.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43And Zaynab. Mm!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47You look appetising!

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Brian's made his choice. Teams, let's play...

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Chip Off The Old Block.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Jez and Shannon, you're going into the blancmange, getting the bits,

0:14:00 > 0:14:02passing them to Mae and Melissa,

0:14:02 > 0:14:06who'll pass them on to Bailey and to Zaynab, who will make the Bobs.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10OK, good luck. Goggles on!

0:14:10 > 0:14:123, 2, 1.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Dive!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16And they're into the blancmange.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Jez is already getting a couple of eyes out.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24Shannon's looking for, I don't know, she's deep into the blancmange.

0:14:30 > 0:14:35It looks as if we've got eyes and a hat for the Giant Crushers.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42It's so hard to find these bits inside this blancmange!

0:14:47 > 0:14:52And they're neck-and-neck, well, it's eye-and-eye, and nose-and-nose,

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- and ear-and-ear. - BOB SNEEZES

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Bless you!

0:14:55 > 0:15:00Giant Crushers are very close. So the Vikings need to catch up.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Hurry up!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Bob's snotty nose is on.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17There goes one arm over on the Giant Crushers' side.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25It looks like there's an arm coming up to the Crushers.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29This could be a final piece!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Giant Crushers reckon they've done it -

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Brian, is that your identical twin of Bob?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yes!

0:15:37 > 0:15:43Despite a wonky ear, you've got a five-second lifeline! Well done!

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Victorious Vikings, you were short of an eye and an arm,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52so no seconds for you. We're going to take a break.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Watch the ads carefully, because I'll be quizzing you on them

0:15:55 > 0:15:59when we come back. You lot can play along at home too!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Not that your life depends on it!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03They could lose theirs!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11If sensitive teeth are making your life a misery,

0:16:11 > 0:16:15you need the all-new and improved Medi-Mallet!

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Simply hold the mallet away from your body. A little further.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23A little more. And now apply firmly to the body.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26The Medi-Mallet won't cure your sensitive teeth,

0:16:26 > 0:16:28but it'll sure take your mind off it!

0:16:28 > 0:16:32If symptoms persist, don't blame us.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Are you a messy eater?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Fed up with your food getting stuck in your beard?

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Well, help is at hand

0:16:43 > 0:16:45in the shape of the Waste Not, Want Not Beard Vac.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49Its super-suck action will have your beard free of crumbs

0:16:49 > 0:16:50in next to no time.

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0:16:59 > 0:17:00Hey! Waste Not, Want Not!

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Warning - the Waste Not, Want Not Beard Vac

0:17:03 > 0:17:04should not be used near animals.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08So say goodbye to that food-filled face, and hello

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0:17:10 > 0:17:13Limited one-time offer, 87 grots.

0:17:17 > 0:17:23Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum, were you watching the ads?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Because I'm about to quiz you on them.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Any correct answer will get a two-second lifeline.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Currently, the Giant Crushers, you have a ten-second lifeline!

0:17:32 > 0:17:39Victorious Vikings, you're trailing with a five-second lifeline!

0:17:39 > 0:17:43And there's a possible ten seconds up for grabs as we play...

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Ad Analysis.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Fingers on buzzers, here's your starter for two.

0:17:51 > 0:17:57In the Medi-Mallet sensitive teeth ad, what was the giant eating?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Giant Crushers.- Ice lolly.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Let's have a look.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06Yes it was, well done, two seconds to you!

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Question two. Complete this sentence -

0:18:09 > 0:18:14"The Medi-Mallet won't cure your sensitive teeth, but..."

0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Giant Crushers. - "It'll take your mind off it."

0:18:16 > 0:18:19"It will take your mind off it" - let's see if you're right!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22The Medi-Mallet won't cure your sensitive teeth,

0:18:22 > 0:18:24but will sure take your mind off it.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29Yes. You may have a two-second lifeline.

0:18:29 > 0:18:30I knew that one!

0:18:30 > 0:18:32If you bought a Waste Not, Want Not Beard Vac,

0:18:32 > 0:18:34what free gift would you receive?

0:18:34 > 0:18:39- Giant Crushers.- Giant crushers are in again.- Collection plate.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42It's close, but it's not quite what we're looking for,

0:18:42 > 0:18:44so we're handing it over to the Vikings.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47If you bought a Waste Not Want Not Beard Vac,

0:18:47 > 0:18:49what free gift would you receive?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Em, a free collection plate?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Collection plate? That's what they said. Let's have a look.

0:18:55 > 0:19:01Buy today, and receive this handy Beard Vac food tray absolutely free!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04It was a tray we were looking for, a Beard Vac food tray.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Stupid humunchies!

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Question four, what colour was the giant's cat?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Vikings!- The Vikings are in. - Um, ginger.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Was it a ginger cat?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Yes it was, well done!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Ooh, that was an easy one!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Last question in this round -

0:19:24 > 0:19:29- how many Grots does a Beer Vac cost? - 87.- Let's see if you're right.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34It is 87 - well done!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37So, at the end of Ad Analysis, you got three right,

0:19:37 > 0:19:40which give you six seconds, well done!

0:19:41 > 0:19:45You got one right, which gives you a two-second lifeline.

0:19:45 > 0:19:50How will that affect your overall lifelines? Let's find out.

0:19:50 > 0:19:54After a word from everybody's favourite flexible giant,

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Jim Elastic.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Thanks, Les, on today's Get Up And Go Go,

0:19:59 > 0:20:03I'm having a right royal workout at Buckingham Palace.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06So, come on, giants, join me, Jim Elastic,

0:20:06 > 0:20:09after Fee Fi Fo Yum here on GTV!

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Come on, your Majesty! Yoo-hoo!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Wakey-wakey!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Come on. Here we go.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19And up, and down...

0:20:22 > 0:20:25What a waste of Grots. I've been conned.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30Steady on, Brian! Things are getting serious down here.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33OK, teams, you have to decide who's going to take on The Great Escape.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38- OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS - This is really serious now, folks.

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Remember, one team will be eaten by Brian at the end of the show,

0:20:42 > 0:20:44so whoever steps up to the mark

0:20:44 > 0:20:47will have the fate of their team-mates in their hands.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48What a pressure!

0:20:48 > 0:20:51You up to it? You think you could?

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Yes, we can do it.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57OK, teams, you should have come up with your decisions by now,

0:20:57 > 0:20:59so, Giant Crushers, who's playing for you and why?

0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Jack.- And why's that?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Because he's our strongest player

0:21:03 > 0:21:07and he's going to help fight for our FREEDOM!

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- OK, are you up to that, Jack? - Oh, I'm up for it - we are escaping!

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Victorious Vikings, who's playing for you, and why?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Harveen should play for us. - And why's that?

0:21:16 > 0:21:20He's strong, good at puzzles, and he'll help us win our freedom.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Will you, Harveen?- Yeah, because they have no chance against us.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26- What are you fighting for?- FREEDOM!

0:21:26 > 0:21:29So, Jack and Harveen, it's time for...

0:21:33 > 0:21:35The Great Escape!

0:21:38 > 0:21:41This is it, Jack and Harveen.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Brian has trapped your team-mates in the scales of justice.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Their future hangs, literally, in the balance.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50It's down to you two to release them.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52But, standing between you and them is The Great Escape.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS

0:21:55 > 0:21:59First, you must tackle the Doughnut Dash.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Then, it's on to the Kitchen Roll Crawl.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Watch out for those meatballs.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Once through there, you will take on the Rolling Pin Run,

0:22:09 > 0:22:14but watch out, watch out, Brian's got those teabags out.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18Then you must complete the Choc Bar Challenge to build a walkway

0:22:18 > 0:22:22to Brian's Big Bowl, and then it's up the slippery slope, to the rope.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26The player that gets to the top first pulls the release rope.

0:22:26 > 0:22:31Only then can your team-mates escape down the Freedom Chute.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33You don't need me to tell you

0:22:33 > 0:22:37that the team that's not the winner will be Brian's...

0:22:37 > 0:22:38- ALL:- Dinner!

0:22:38 > 0:22:44Giant Crushers, you have a 16-second lifeline. That's amazing.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46BRIAN CHUCKLES

0:22:46 > 0:22:50Victorious Vikings, you have a seven-second lifeline.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54That means, Jack, you have a nine-second lead.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- How do you feel about that? - More confident now.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58You're feeling confident?

0:22:58 > 0:23:03- OK, Harveen, do you reckon you can catch up?- Yeah, I can.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06All right, Jack, you will go on Brian's first whistle.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Harveen, you will go on Brian's second whistle.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11All right, Brian, over to you.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13WHISTLE

0:23:13 > 0:23:15And Jack's off!

0:23:15 > 0:23:16He's into the Doughnut Dash!

0:23:16 > 0:23:20There he is - through the Doughnut Dash!

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- WHISTLE - And there you are, Harveen, you're just behind.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Can you dash and catch up?

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Jack is getting stuck in the meatballs. But he's through.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Harveen is just behind, I think.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39And Jack's on to the Rolling Pin Run. Oh, he's off the rolling pin!

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Oh, you'll be dinner!

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Harveen's taking it very cautiously. And he's off!

0:23:45 > 0:23:50Jack's there on the Rolling Pin Run. Trying to get across.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52He's...across!

0:23:52 > 0:23:56The Rolling Pin Run, Harveen is still struggling with that.

0:23:56 > 0:24:01Jack's on to the Choc Bar Challenge, and he's finished, it looks like.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Harveen is off the rolling pin again.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06TEAMS YELL ENCOURAGEMENT

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Brian is particularly brutal with those teabags today.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14- Harveen, you're off again. - Back to the start!

0:24:17 > 0:24:22Take your time. Jack is about to complete the Choc Bar Challenge.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Yes, he's completed the Choc Bar Challenge.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29He's up and he's into that big bowl. Be careful in that blancmange.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Go, Jack! Go, Jack!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37If you want to be victorious,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39you've got to make it across the rolling pin.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41BRIAN LAUGHS

0:24:41 > 0:24:43You're nearly there.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Don't try to stand up!

0:24:49 > 0:24:52He's there, he's across, well done, you're across!

0:24:52 > 0:24:56You're on to the Choc Bar Challenge!

0:24:56 > 0:24:57You could still catch up.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Jack, hold on to the sides! Come on, Jack!

0:25:01 > 0:25:04If he does, he will have the advantage

0:25:04 > 0:25:09of getting into that slippery sludge and not being as wet as Jack.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14- Go on, Jack! - Jack is still, he's on the last leg,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16but he's still having trouble with it.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20The last piece of chocolate for Harveen, then into the Big Bowl,

0:25:20 > 0:25:24and he will be in exactly the same position as Jack.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27So, here he comes, he's getting in cautiously,

0:25:27 > 0:25:29that's a good way to do it.

0:25:29 > 0:25:35Come on, Harveen! Come on! Nearly there!

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Jack, Jack, run!- He certainly is now, if he wasn't then.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45Maybe Brian's sneezing has got something to do with this.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48I don't even want to think about that.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Oh, and Harveen's back in again.

0:25:52 > 0:25:53It's absolutely neck-and-neck.

0:25:57 > 0:26:03Stop! Stop! You've all had long enough. I'm going to eat all of you!

0:26:03 > 0:26:05OK, Brian, you're the boss.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Brian says you've had long enough.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10You're going to be part of Brian's banquet. That means...

0:26:10 > 0:26:13neither of you are the winner. You'll all be Brian's...

0:26:13 > 0:26:18- Dinner!- Yes! And they do say, "feed a cold." Over to you, Brian!

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Help!

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Help, please!

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Sorry, teams, but rules are rules.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Brian's going to enjoy his two-for-one,

0:26:34 > 0:26:37and you can't say Fee Fi Fairer Than That!

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Help! Don't eat me, please!

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Bad luck!

0:26:48 > 0:26:50SCREAMING

0:26:53 > 0:26:56Argh!

0:26:59 > 0:27:00KID SQUEALS

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Fee Fi Fo Yum!

0:27:06 > 0:27:08KID SQUEALS

0:27:09 > 0:27:11I'm going to enjoy you!

0:27:12 > 0:27:14KID SCREAMS

0:27:14 > 0:27:16CRUNCHING

0:27:18 > 0:27:20KID SQUEALS

0:27:23 > 0:27:25That's it from an extraordinary Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Brian's tucking into that big blancmangey banquet

0:27:28 > 0:27:30but it won't keep him happy for long.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Join us next time when two more teams of humunchies

0:27:33 > 0:27:36will fight for their freedom and hope to stay out of Brian's tum.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37See you then.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Say goodbye, Brian. Uh-oh!

0:27:42 > 0:27:44BRIAN SNEEZES

0:27:44 > 0:27:45Bless you!