Brian's Dream

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Giant Television proudly presents

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Busy, busy.

0:00:09 > 0:00:13Studio's finished. What next?

0:00:13 > 0:00:14A showbiz star.

0:00:16 > 0:00:20Welcome to family fun for you with me, Les Dennis. Wahey! Oi!

0:00:20 > 0:00:24You can't grab me - I'm a game-show host.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Next, the Munchies. Yum, yum.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30- What are you doing? What are you doing? You can't eat him.- I can.

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Watch me.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35I hate that giant.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Now, it's...

0:00:39 > 0:00:41And today's contestants...

0:00:41 > 0:00:46All the way from Salford, it's the Monster Mashers.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51They'll be playing against Solutions, who've come from London.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Here's a taste of the thrills and spills that stand

0:00:55 > 0:00:58between them and their freedom.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09And now, here he is, every giant's favourite host -

0:01:09 > 0:01:14it's Des... I mean, Les Dennis!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Whoa! That was a steep one!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Hello and welcome to Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24We're celebrating today with our 300th show!

0:01:24 > 0:01:25CHEERING

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Yes, who'd have believed it?

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Snatched by a giant and trapped on this kitchen table all those years.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Good job I'm not bitter, isn't it, Brian?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37It IS a good job you're not bitter, Des.

0:01:37 > 0:01:43In fact, now you come to mention it, I reckon you'd be really quite sweet.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Hmm...Les is tasty.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Les is tasty.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Les is tasty.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Huh? Weird!

0:02:03 > 0:02:08- Are you all right, Brian? - Yes, good, good. I think.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Good. Let's get on with the show and meet the teams.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- First, we meet the Monster Mashers. - APPLAUSE

0:02:15 > 0:02:20- Hi, Adam.- Hey up, Les.- Hey up, Adam. Introduce us to your team.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- First we've got Nissy.- Yo, Les. - Yo, Nissy.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- And Zenon.- Holler, Les. - Holler, Zenon.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Esther.- 'Sup, Les? - 'Sup, Esther.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Marina.- Hi, Les.- Hi, Marina.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36And Nissy and Esther, you've got a celebration for us, haven't you?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- BOTH:- Yes.- Go on, then. - One, two, three, go.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Wow, Brian, d'you reckon you can do that?- Oh, er...

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Get on with it.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Who are you again? - ALL:- The Monster Mashers.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Right, let's meet Solutions.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- What a show we've got today. Hi, Giuliana.- Hiya, Les.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Introduce us to the Solutions.- This is Andreas.- Hi, Les.- Hi, Andreas.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- This is Renee.- Hi, Les.- Hi, Rene.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- And Chelsea.- Hi, Les.- Hi, Chelsea.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- At the end is Arun. - Hi, Les.- Hi, Arun.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Why do you call yourselves the Solutions?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- We have the solution to win our... - ALL: Freedom!

0:03:15 > 0:03:20- That's the Solutions.- They're the... Monster Mashers.- That's the teams!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26OK, teams. This is how we play Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30You'll compete in a series of games in order to win time.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33The more time you earn, the better your chance of winning

0:03:33 > 0:03:35the Great Escape at the end of the show.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- All clear, teams?- ALL:- Yes, Les.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Right then, let's get on with our first game.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Go on, Des. Do it, do it!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46You have to ruin it, don't you?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50All right. Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52The more you eat, the more you...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55PARP

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Every time!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01As you've probably realised, Brian likes beans.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06If you haven't realised, where've you been for the last 17 series?

0:04:06 > 0:04:11Teams, your job is to catapult as many beans as you can

0:04:11 > 0:04:13on to your round of toast to feed Brian.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15The team that feeds him the most beans

0:04:15 > 0:04:18will win the first five-second lifeline,

0:04:18 > 0:04:22but those beans, more importantly, will take his mind off eating you.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Brian, who's going to play?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28For this game, I'm going to pick...

0:04:28 > 0:04:33Adam and Esther.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36You'd be nice on a piece of toast.

0:04:36 > 0:04:42And I want Andreas and Chelsea.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Bit of salt and pepper and you'll be delicious.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Brian's made his choice. Teams, let's play.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59You have until Brian's egg timer runs out, to blast those beans.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Good luck. Brian, over to you.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Ready, steady, go!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08You're off, teams. Get those beans on the toast.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14If it goes on the plate, it won't count.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16If it goes on the table, it won't count.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21The Monster Mashers have the first bean on.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24That was a really sticky one there from Solutions.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29They said they were going to find the solution. They might have done.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33They're going well at the moment. It's 3-1.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Monster Mashers are catching up.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45A bean on your opponent's toast will go to them, remember.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Get the power and the trajectory right and you'll be able to do it.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, right into that sticky...

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Wow! One after the other into the butter.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Time's up.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07That's it, players, rejoin your teams.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Let's see how you did.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14- Monster Mashers, you got four beans on your toast.- Lovely!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Solutions, you got five beans on your toast.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22So that means you get the first five-second lifeline.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25It's all still to play for.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27That's it from the first part of Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Join us soon.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Not really in the mood for beans today.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36What do I fancy?

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Mmm, Des is tasty!

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Hmm, Des is tasty!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Des is tasty!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Ooh! Really weird.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Sometimes, getting to sleep seems like the hardest thing in the world.

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0:07:52 > 0:07:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01At the end of our first game,

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Solutions got a five-second advantage over the Monster Mashers.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07But there's plenty of time still up for grabs.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- And what does time mean? - ALL:- Freedom!

0:08:10 > 0:08:15- Right. If the other team beat you, Brian's going to...- ALL:- Eat you!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Mm, eat you.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Brian! Argh! Brian, no!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Des is tasty.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34- Mm, Des is tasty.- Brian, are you sure you're all right up there?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, er, yes! Yeah, I was just... thinking.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44It's Des's Tasty Challenge coming up next.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Oh, right. I was hoping he was going to stay asleep and forget about it.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53And just for the record, it's Les's Tasty Challenge!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Des's Tasty Challenge!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Esther, I don't know whether you've noticed - Brian's being weird today.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Huh?- Brian, I was just saying to Esther that I could do with

0:09:05 > 0:09:07some food to keep my hunger at bay.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12Hmm! I know what'll keep my hunger at bay. You, Des!

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- Oh, sorry Des, I don't know what just came over me.- OK, Brian.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Told you he was being weird. Shall I just get on with it?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Yeah, probably a good idea, Des.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Now, teams, Brian has placed some food under this dish.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I have no idea what it is.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Your job is to guess how much of it I can eat in 30 seconds.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Is that clear, teams?- ALL:- Yes, Les!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Let's reveal the meal!

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Meatballs! Mm, meatballs.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47How do I feel about that? It's Brian's favourite, I know that.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Tiny ones, these. He likes great big ones.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52So, teams, how many do you think I can eat in 30 seconds?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Write your guesses down but keep them to yourself.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Brian, meatballs. I know you like them.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02You must have taken one big meatball and made little tiny ones for me.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04That's really kind, Brian.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07PLAYERS CONFER

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Out of your huddle. Now, then. You should have put your guesses down.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18I'm going to get on with it. Brian, can I have my light, please?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24OK teams, I have to eat as many meatballs as I can in 30 seconds,

0:10:24 > 0:10:26starting now.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34They taste much better than they smell.

0:10:34 > 0:10:3620 seconds.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Ten, nine, eight,

0:10:48 > 0:10:52seven, six, five,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55four, three, two, one.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Time's up! LES MUTTERS

0:10:58 > 0:11:01You've started, so you'll finish.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- I haven't finished yet, Brian. - Come on!

0:11:04 > 0:11:09All gone. So, teams, how many did you guess? Monster Mashers?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11We guessed...

0:11:11 > 0:11:1625. That's nearly a meatball a second.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- What did you think? - And we guessed 15.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24Solutions thought 15. Brian, very optimistic, our teams.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26How many meatballs did I eat in 30 seconds?

0:11:26 > 0:11:30I can confirm you have only eaten four meatballs.

0:11:30 > 0:11:36Four meatballs! OK. So, that means Solutions are the nearest.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39They're still off by a mile, but they get the five-second lifeline!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:41 > 0:11:44It's harder than it looks, teams. OK?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47We're going to take a break. Join us after this.

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0:12:25 > 0:12:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum,

0:12:29 > 0:12:33where the Monster Mashers are taking a monster mashing,

0:12:33 > 0:12:37because they are 10 seconds down to Solutions!

0:12:37 > 0:12:41But there's plenty of time up for grabs as we play our next game.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Now, Brian has gone from being weird to being sulky.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49The reason he's sulking is because during the break, disaster struck.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52He was enjoying a couple of nice choccy-gob biccies,

0:12:52 > 0:12:55when he only went and dropped them in his blancmange.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58So, teams, your job is to get into the blancmange,

0:12:58 > 0:13:01get the bits of biccie out and recreate them,

0:13:01 > 0:13:03because if there's one thing

0:13:03 > 0:13:07this giant doesn't like, it's a soggy biccie. All clear, teams?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Yes, Les!- OK. Brian, who's going into the bowl?

0:13:10 > 0:13:15Mm, I like the look of...

0:13:15 > 0:13:20Nissy. You look juicy.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23And I'll have...

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Renee.

0:13:25 > 0:13:31Yummy, yummy, yummy, you munchies in my tummy.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Who will be making the choccy gobs?

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Marina and Zenon.

0:13:40 > 0:13:45And Giuliana...and Arun.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48You'll slip down a treat.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Brian's made his choice. Teams, let's play!

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Nissy and Renee, you are diving for the bits.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02You pass them to Marina and Giuliana,

0:14:02 > 0:14:05who will pass them to Zenon and Arun, who will make the biscuits.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Monster Mashers, you're going for milk choccy gobs,

0:14:09 > 0:14:12and Solutions, you're going for white choccy gobs.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Good luck. Goggles on.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Fee Fi Fo, go!

0:14:17 > 0:14:20And they're into the blancmange!

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Nissy and Renee are both looking for their biscuits.

0:14:24 > 0:14:30Munchies in blancmange. Delicious!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Just pass it to Zenon! Come on!

0:14:33 > 0:14:38Will the Solutions have the solution to this particular problem?

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Will the Monster Mashers mash their chances,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44or will they get it right?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Come on!

0:14:48 > 0:14:51You must complete the biscuit. Just getting the bits out

0:14:51 > 0:14:54and making it look like it's nearly together is not enough.

0:14:54 > 0:15:00It must be gelled together as a proper biscuit.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Faster, faster!

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Basically, you want anything that's the right colour for your team.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10All the bits are there. There are no extra bits.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Move all this over!

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Remember it must be a completed choccy gob.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21This is really, really close. Very exciting!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Monster Mashers reckon they've won.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- That is the ticket. - Yes, it is, a milk choccy gob!

0:15:27 > 0:15:33Well done, Monster Mashers, you get that five seconds that you need.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Well done.- Solutions, you didn't find the solution.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37It's broken, it's in bits.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Are you happy, Brian? Good. We are going to take a break.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Teams, watch the commercials closely.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'll be quizzing you on them when we get back.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51And you lot can play along at home. Not that your life depends on it.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Theirs does. One of them is going to go down.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Important job interview?

0:16:00 > 0:16:04GURGLING Oh, dear. That doesn't sound good.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Desperate to make a good impression?

0:16:09 > 0:16:14I'm not sure that's going to get you the job.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16And that definitely won't.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Time to run.

0:16:21 > 0:16:26If only she was wearing a Guff Muffler.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Fitted in seconds, the Guff Muffler cuts out those gusset grumbles,

0:16:29 > 0:16:34leaving you free to get on with what's important.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Hi, Mr Giant. What seems to be the problem?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Ah, sounds to me like you're suffering from

0:16:43 > 0:16:45a nasty case of fee fi blocked bum.

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0:16:57 > 0:17:01Yeah, one quick chew and you'll be able to pooh.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Guaranteed!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Go easy on that gum, Mr Giant!

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Too much chewing will result in too much poohing!

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0:17:28 > 0:17:30Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Teams, I hope you were paying close attention to those ads,

0:17:34 > 0:17:35I'm about to quiz you on them.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Give me a correct answer, I will give you a two second lifeline.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Currently, the Monster Mashers have a five second lifeline.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46And Solutions have a ten second lifeline.

0:17:46 > 0:17:51There are another ten seconds up for grabs as we play...

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Ad Analysis.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Fingers on buzzers as I give you your starter for two.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01In the "Guff Muffler Interview" ad,

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- how did the lady giant ruin her interview?- Solutions.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09- Solutions.- She farted. - Let's see if you're right.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13'... desperate to make a good impression?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16'I'm not sure that's going to get you the job.'

0:18:16 > 0:18:21You're absolutely right. And I would have also accepted guff or trump,

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- but not blow-off. - GIANT LAUGHS

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Question Two - How long does it take to fit a Guff Muffler?

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Monster Mashers.- Monster Mashers.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Seconds.- Zenon says seconds. Let's see if that's right.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37'Fitted in seconds, the Guff Muffler...'

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Yes, you're right. Well done.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Two seconds to the Monster Mashers.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47And in Question Three, in the Bot Buster Blocked Bum Gum ad,

0:18:47 > 0:18:51"Too much chewing results in too much... " what?

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Poohing.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Let's see if you're right.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58'Go easy on that gum, Mr Giant.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02'Too much chewing will result in too much poohing.'

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Absolutely. Well done. Question Four -

0:19:04 > 0:19:08How many pieces of Blocked Bum Gum

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- does it take to relieve constipation?- Solutions.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- One.- That's not right, is it? - Let's see.

0:19:15 > 0:19:21'Just one piece of Blocked Bum Gum relieves constipation in seconds.'

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Well done. Two seconds to you. - Oh, it is right then.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27Final question - What is the missing word from this sentence?

0:19:27 > 0:19:31"One quick ... and you'll be able to pooh"?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Monster Mashers.- Monster Mashers.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- 'One quick chew.' - 'One quick chew' - let's see.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41'One quick chew and you'll be able to pooh.'

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Yes, well done. So you've got three right, Monster Mashers,

0:19:45 > 0:19:49which gives you six seconds. Well done.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Solutions, you got two right, four seconds.- 'Well done.'

0:19:53 > 0:19:58How does that affect your overall lifelines? Let's find out.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01After a word from Jim Elastic.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Thanks, Les. On today's Get Up and Go Go,

0:20:05 > 0:20:09sponsored by Go Go Giant, I'm going to show you how to work off

0:20:09 > 0:20:13some of those Humunchies with the aid of Tower Bridge.

0:20:13 > 0:20:20It's as simple as foot up and down, foot up and down, foot up.

0:20:20 > 0:20:25So join me, Jim Elastic, after Fee Fi Fo Yum right here on GTV.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28And down and up and down and...

0:20:28 > 0:20:29RIPPING SOUND

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Oh! Have you got a needle and thread down there?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41This is getting silly.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Maybe if I eat somebody else it'll take my mind off eating HIM!

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Welcome back to Fee Fi Fo Yum, where things are getting...

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Brian, what's going on?

0:20:50 > 0:20:52HE SCREAMS

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Nope, that hasn't helped one bit.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Tasty, though!

0:20:59 > 0:21:04- Can we have another light in, please? Thank you.- Yummy yummy!

0:21:04 > 0:21:10Brian, you can't eat a lighting man, this show won't work in the dark!

0:21:10 > 0:21:14All right. As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted,

0:21:14 > 0:21:15things are getting serious.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Brian doesn't pick any more. This is your decision,

0:21:19 > 0:21:22to decide who's going to face the Great Escape.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Into your huddle, teams.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Now, this is really important for them.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Remember, one of the teams will end up in Brian's tum.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Rather them than me!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38So, whoever takes on the Great Escape

0:21:38 > 0:21:42will have their team-mates' lives in their hands.

0:21:42 > 0:21:46OK, teams, out of your huddles. I need to know who's playing.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Monster Mashers, who's playing for you and why?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Nissy, cos she's a long, lean freedom-winning machine.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Are you up to that, Nissy? - Yeah!- OK.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Solutions, who's playing for you, and why?

0:21:58 > 0:22:02Andreas, because he's the most brainiest and the most sportiest,

0:22:02 > 0:22:04and he can get us out of this box.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Andreas, are you up to it? - Yeah!- Good!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09So, Nissy and Andreas, it's time for...

0:22:13 > 0:22:15The Great Escape!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20This is it.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Nissy and Andreas, Brian has trapped your team-mates

0:22:23 > 0:22:25in the Scales of Justice,

0:22:25 > 0:22:27and their future hangs in the balance.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30It's down to you two to try to release them,

0:22:30 > 0:22:33but standing between you and them is the Great Escape.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36APPLAUSE

0:22:36 > 0:22:39First you must tackle the Doughnut Dash.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Then it's on to the Kitchen Roll Crawl.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Watch out for those meatballs!

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Next you will take on the Rolling Pin Run.

0:22:50 > 0:22:55But beware, Brian's got those teabags out.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Then you complete the Choc Bar Challenge,

0:22:58 > 0:23:01building a walkway to Brian's Big Bowl.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Then it's up the Slippery Slope to the rope.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07The player who gets to the top first must pull the release rope.

0:23:07 > 0:23:12Only then can your team-mates escape down the Freedom Chute.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17You don't need me to remind you,

0:23:17 > 0:23:19the team that's not the winner will be Brian's...

0:23:19 > 0:23:21ALL: Dinner!

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Monster Mashers, you have an overall lifeline of 11 seconds.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27It's good.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Solutions, you have an overall lifeline of 14 seconds.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35So, Andreas, you have a three-second lead. How do you feel about that?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Excited, nervous and happy,

0:23:37 > 0:23:40but I know I'm going to get my team to freedom.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43OK. And you reckon, Nissy, that you can catch up?

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Yeah, I'm ready for this. Come on!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49OK! Andreas, you will go on Brian's first whistle.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51And then three seconds later,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Nissy, you will go on Brian's second whistle.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Good luck. Brian?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57WHISTLES

0:23:57 > 0:24:02And Andreas is off into the Doughnut Dash. And you're off too, Nissy.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05A slip even before you got into the Doughnut Dash.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Whoa, Nissy up again.

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Come back, start again, OK, into the Doughnut Dash.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15And Andreas is nearly across the Rolling Pin Roll.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19Nissy, you need to catch up.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21So get into that kitchen roll.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Andreas just flew across that rolling pin.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28He's already onto the Choc Bar Challenge.

0:24:28 > 0:24:33Nissy, now, make sure you're careful on this rolling pin run.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Oh, no! And she's off straightaway.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Not even one foot across and she fell.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Take it carefully.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47Using the teabag to steady herself.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Go, Nissy, go!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Oh!- Oh, you'll be dinner.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01How's Andreas doing with the Choc Bar Challenge?

0:25:01 > 0:25:07Having a little bit of trouble, so Nissy might catch up.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13She's gone into the crouching position.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16She's desperately trying to get across.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Andreas is looking over to see how she's doing.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Will that take time from him on the Choc Bar Challenge?

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Nissy's had to go back. She's fallen again.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Oh, and while I was watching, Andreas is halfway up.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Halfway up. He's nearly there.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48I don't believe this!

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Solutions, you're out. Get out!

0:25:53 > 0:25:57Run for your lives, guys, Brian might change his mind.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Andreas, that was amazing. See ya, bye!

0:26:01 > 0:26:07That was extraordinary. Andreas was out of there before I even realised.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08I'm sorry, Nissy.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12You were foxed there by Brian and those Old Grey Lady tea bags.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14You know what this means?

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- You're not the winner, you're Brian's...- dinner.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19I'm so sorry. Over to you, Brian!

0:26:19 > 0:26:23SCREAMING

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Bad luck!

0:26:27 > 0:26:32Monster Mashers, you were great, but I'm sorry. Rules are rules!

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yummy, yummy, yummy!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Enjoy, Brian. - Munchies in my tummy.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- Fee Fi Fo Yum!- Please don't eat me!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48I'm going to enjoy you.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56That's it from Fee Fi Fo Yum.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Brian's tucking into his bangers and Monster Mash,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01but he'll be hungry again soon.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04Join us next time when two new teams of humunchies

0:27:04 > 0:27:07will fight for their freedom and try to stay out of Brian's tum.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10We'll see you then. Say goodbye, Brian.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Actually, you're the one that needs to say goodbye, Des!

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Brian! What are you doing? - I'm sorry, Des.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22I just can't help it. I've got to eat ya!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25But, Brian, you can't eat me!

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Well, you know, who's going to present the show?

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Oh, yeah. Good point, Des.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35To be honest, Des,

0:27:35 > 0:27:38I think you'd probably be a bit too cheesy for me anyway.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41- See you later.- Agh!