Episode 13

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0:00:30 > 0:00:32- I'm Tabby Morgan. - I'm Steven Evens.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35And this is the Fit review of the season.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39And what a season it's been, full of highs and lows,

0:00:39 > 0:00:44hits and misses, agonies and ecstasies.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Goal!

0:00:45 > 0:00:52Wins and losses, overs and unders, triumphs and disasters,

0:00:52 > 0:00:55ups and... Well, you get the idea.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yes, it's the end of the season and it's time to hand out some awards,

0:00:58 > 0:01:03so sit back and enjoy the very best moments of Fit, as chosen by us.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Still with us? Great, well, let's get on with the show.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Our first category is Coach of the Season.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Good coaches work tirelessly to bring out the very best

0:01:14 > 0:01:16in the people they're training.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18But these ones are awful.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Yeah, I've got this new personal trainer,

0:01:25 > 0:01:27he's the most amazing motivator.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Look, here he is now! Whoo! Des!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33He's a zombie! Aaah!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yeah, I know.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Thing is, he's not just any old zombie, he's flesh-eating,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39which, personally, I find really motivating.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You exercise like your life depends on it...

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- which, of course, it does. - Aaah!- Whoo!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54All right, guys.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Just time for the finishing touches in your scuba-diving training before

0:01:57 > 0:02:02we head out, so let's go through the final basic procedure, OK?

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Everyone with me?

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Breathing mask on, start your descent down, spot the shark.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Panic! Aah!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12There's a shark! Try desperately to swim away.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Aah! He's got my leg! Help! He's eating me!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I'm inside the shark!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21I'm actually inside the shark, he's eaten me whole, got to get out.

0:02:21 > 0:02:27Tickle his windpipe. Tickle, tickle, tickle, yes, yes, yes. It's working!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30He's throwing me up, swim to the surface,

0:02:30 > 0:02:34drag yourself back onto the boat and scream, "I'm alive!"

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Who wants to get in the water first?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Guys?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47And the winner in the category of Silliest Coach, in the red corner...

0:02:49 > 0:02:52BELL RINGS

0:02:58 > 0:03:00You're doing great, Billy, you're doing great,

0:03:00 > 0:03:02you've got him just where you want him.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05But keep moving, stay away from that left hook.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Keep giving him the jab just like you are doing

0:03:07 > 0:03:10but stay away from him. Make him come to you.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11You're getting under his skin,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14he's going to start making some mistakes

0:03:14 > 0:03:15and, when he does, you know what to do.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Right, left, uppercut, just like we talked about

0:03:19 > 0:03:21but stay away from the ropes.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Listen to me, Billy.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25You're going to come out of this ring a champion.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29All you need to do is stay focused and you can do this.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30BELL RINGS

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Er, coach?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34You look beautiful. Good luck.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43One, two, three...

0:03:46 > 0:03:50There have certainly been lots of surprising moments in this season...

0:03:50 > 0:03:54GORILLA GRUNTS AND SCREAMS

0:03:54 > 0:03:56No, nothing surprises me anymore.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59So here's our choice of runners-up.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04There was a surprise at the Winter Olympics figure skating

0:04:04 > 0:04:08competition when Antarctica won its first ever gold medal.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19And in second place an unconventional hole-in-one.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29But here's the one we thought was the most unexpected of all.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44THEY MOAN IN PAIN

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Next up, it's the category of Most Annoying Person.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14And I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22No, no, no, no, I don't believe you, Ref, how did you miss that?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Are you going to get a single decision right today?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oi, Ref, there's an optician's in the high street,

0:05:28 > 0:05:30do you want me to give you a lift, eh?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Penalty!- A penalty?!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35That was never a penalty in a million years,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37what are you thinking, Ref?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Are you always this stupid or is it just today or...

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Right, that's quite enough. You do this every week.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44None of the other parents hurl insults,

0:05:44 > 0:05:47so I'm asking you nicely for the last time.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Dad, please stop it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Imagine each breath is a wave of calm.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Feel the stress leaving your body through your fingertips.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06You're now totally relaxed.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12ALARM BEEPS

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Right, get out, I've got a step class in here now, come on!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Come on! Paid by the hour. Come on! Don't forget your mat!

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Keep it alive, people! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

0:06:20 > 0:06:26Time now to meet the winner in the category of Most Annoying Person,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29although you have nearly convinced me that you deserve the prize.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Hello.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Hello.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42You're playing golf, then?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Yep.- Yep, thought you were.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52The club, the ball, the grass - I thought,

0:06:52 > 0:06:55"That man, he's definitely playing golf."

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Yeah, silent preparation - very important for the game.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Blocking out all distractions.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20You must clear your mind of all other thoughts.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Yeah, get it, totally get it.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Be my guest.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Ooh, is that a pound coin? Ah, there's a stroke of luck!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Shhh!- All right, calm down.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- It's not your pound coin, is it?- No.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46No, you... You focus on the golf, yeah.

0:07:49 > 0:07:55HAS ANYONE LOST A POUND COIN? HAS ANYONE LOST A POUND COIN?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59ANYONE?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Looks like it's mine, then.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06I don't care about your pound coin, just shut up about your pound coin.

0:08:06 > 0:08:11Yeah, yeah, you need to concentrate, totally get it. Totally get it.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Get into the zone, the zone.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh, it's a sweet wrapper!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Sorry.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Made a right fudge of that one, haven't you?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30You want to concentrate, mate.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Wow, he really was annoying.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34I like him.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I give up.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Time now for the most unsporting moments of the season.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44These are the clips about gamesmanship, cheating

0:08:44 > 0:08:47and everything else that we pretend not to enjoy

0:08:47 > 0:08:48when we're watching sport.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50As you can imagine with this show

0:08:50 > 0:08:53there were a lot of unsporting moments to choose from.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oi, oi, oi, what was that?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01What? I took it past him, didn't I?

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Did he or did he not make contact with you?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Er, yeah, I think he clipped me.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Then you should've gone down! You're a Premiership football player!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11You're supposed to be setting a bad example.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12- Sorry, gaffer.- Right.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Let's try that tackle again and this time

0:09:14 > 0:09:18I want you to dive onto the pitch as if you're a proper professional.

0:09:21 > 0:09:28Aaah! My head! My arm! My leg! My other leg! My feet!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31The soles of my feet! My eyes!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Good, good. Now gesture to the benches that you can't go on...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38and that's a red card for the other player, he's off.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- And I feel fine again.- Textbook.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Welcome back to the World Championships,

0:09:44 > 0:09:48where we have seen some truly extraordinary figure skating today.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- What do you think, Terry? - Nah, I could do that.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Really?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Yeah, and that, if I wanted to.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57You can't skate, Terry.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Yes, but if I did I reckon I'd be brilliant at it.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- I'd probably win this.- Right.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07And the, er, record-breaking pair there astounding the audience

0:10:07 > 0:10:10with a classic camel spin and cartwheel lift.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- I've got a mate who can do that, his name's Colin.- Colin.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17He works down the local chippy. Anyone can do that, it's easy.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18I don't think it is.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21It is. I can do that. And that.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24You see, I've got excellent balance, me.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I meant to do that.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Now, for most people, the end of the game is the end

0:10:33 > 0:10:37of the opportunities for unsporting behaviour but the true professional

0:10:37 > 0:10:41plays the game long after the final whistle, as our winner shows.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46CHEERING

0:11:04 > 0:11:08SHE SOBS

0:11:12 > 0:11:14SHE WAILS

0:11:24 > 0:11:26SHE KEEPS CRYING

0:11:32 > 0:11:35A gold-medal performance there from the bronze medallist.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Now, there's nothing wrong with a bit of showing off -

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I once recited the complete works of Shakespeare

0:11:44 > 0:11:48after scoring a goal at Molineux - but this is ridiculous.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54You see, a horse is a very demanding beast, I really can't imagine

0:11:54 > 0:11:57you controlling one at a high speed wearing those jeans and trainers.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00There is a reason why professionals wear these clothes, you know.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02You're not a professional.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05No, but I think like one, and that's the main difference between me

0:12:05 > 0:12:07and you, Simon.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11TOY HORSE PLAYS "POP! GOES THE WEASEL"

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Of course, I'm more used to riding thoroughbreds.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19The gold medal is ours for the taking, Ivan,

0:12:19 > 0:12:21you have taught her well.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yes, for five years we have trained Olga

0:12:23 > 0:12:26to be the greatest ice skater in the world.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30We have taught her jumps, turns, combinations, crossovers,

0:12:30 > 0:12:32spins and lifts.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36She has mastered the Lutz Jump, the Mohawk Turn,

0:12:36 > 0:12:42the Death Spiral, the Russian Splits and the Haircutter.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46We have taught her everything there is to know about ice skating.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Apart from how to stop.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Yes, the stopping could definitely do with some work.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58The thing is, everyone's got some weakness in their game.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00David Beckham's great with his feet

0:13:00 > 0:13:04but he can't blow snot rockets out of his nose to save his life.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Snot rockets?- Yeah, like this.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09And while we clear that up,

0:13:09 > 0:13:13let's clear up who is the biggest show-off of this season's Fit.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07He... Help!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Time now for the What Happened Next challenge.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Take a look at this.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Hiya.

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0:14:53 > 0:14:58Since the dawn of time, man has tried to harness the awesome

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0:15:06 > 0:15:09The Butterboot gives you the edge you need in pro football.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14They have horses' teeth for extra grip,

0:15:14 > 0:15:18horses' shoes for extra power, ponytail for extra flair.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22You also get these blinkers to keep you focused on the game.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Just feel the awesome power of the Butterboot with every kick.

0:15:30 > 0:15:36The Butterboot, available from all good blacksmiths. Call now!

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Coming soon to Fit TV, original British drama.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46In every police force there is some good...

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I'll let you take this one, big guy. - I'm not sure I'm ready, guv.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51..some bad...

0:15:51 > 0:15:53You're ready, OK.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yeah, we're here now, bring the unit car round, over.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01THEY GIGGLE

0:16:01 > 0:16:03..and some really stupid.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04They're coming!

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Bad Cop - catch it before they all get fired.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10From the makers of Surgeons Behaving Badly.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16So, before the break we asked you what happened next.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Let's see the answer.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41This category honours those groups of people

0:16:41 > 0:16:44who, through their hard work, training and mutual support,

0:16:44 > 0:16:48have created a unit that is far stronger than the sum of its parts.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52But we didn't have any of them, so let's have a look at this lot.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Target is in sight, target is moving into position.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Why are you talking like that? We're right here.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Sorry, um, target is in position.

0:17:02 > 0:17:08There. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Health SWAT team, put down the ice cream!

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Put the cone down, Tommy!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Come on, Tommy, it doesn't have to be this way.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Put down the unhealthy option.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Put it down, Tommy, nice and easy.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Now take the fruit salad.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27That's a good boy, that's it, get that vitamin C inside you.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Close call. Well done, lads. Now let's get this cleaned up.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34I'm onto it, boss.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37And then it's back to base for a camomile tea.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39Charlie!

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Go on, lads, grab a drink, take a seat, take a seat.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45OK, that was just the first 45 minutes,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47we need to put that behind us, OK.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51We're only 2-1 down and we can still do this, all right?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Now, Jonno, I know that was a soft goal you let in

0:18:54 > 0:18:58but one mistake does not make you a rubbish keeper.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Jonno.- Eh?

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Unbelievable. - Good, thanks, yeah.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Yeah, all right.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Now, Stewie, I want you to get down the channels.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I want you to get at their left back. He can't match you for pace

0:19:09 > 0:19:12so I want you to take him to the line and whip those balls in.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- Yes, get in there. - That's the attitude.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Level four, high score!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Right, put that down, this is important.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Nobody got anywhere in professional football by mucking about.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Ain't that right, Compo?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Hang on, boss, I'm just updating my status.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Right. All your electronic equipment in this bin.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Now. Come on, all of it. In the bin.

0:19:32 > 0:19:38Smudger. Smudger, in the bin. And you.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Right, now maybe we can talk about this game of football we're losing.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44PHONE RINGS

0:19:44 > 0:19:49One minute. Hello? Hiya, yeah, fine.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53Yeah. Bye, bye-bye, bye. Love you. Love you, bye, bye.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56That was the ref, second half's about to start

0:19:56 > 0:19:59so get out there, come on! Come on!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Level four, I'll beat that easy.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Er, yeah, hang on. - Be with you in a minute.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yeah, it's n-nearly there.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20It's our Fit review of the season and here are our top picks

0:20:20 > 0:20:24for the worst food-and-drink-related disaster.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Here's the first of our runners-up.

0:20:29 > 0:20:34- It's the best yet! Very, very good. - Aah, lovely. Well done, son.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Maybe he should be an architect, after all.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Sorry, are we in the way?

0:20:42 > 0:20:46I'm here with farmer James Archibald, who has an ingenious plan

0:20:46 > 0:20:50to encourage healthy eating in the local community. James.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Er, yes, to discourage people from eating too much fatty foods,

0:20:53 > 0:20:57I've bred pigs whose bacon tastes like rancid Brussels sprouts.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01And how do you make the bacon taste like rancid Brussels sprouts?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04You simply feed the pig tonnes and tonnes of rancid Brussels sprouts.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06PARP!

0:21:06 > 0:21:12We also do beef burgers that taste like rotten cabbage...

0:21:12 > 0:21:15and chicken nuggets that taste like sour tapioca pudding.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18And liver that tastes, well, tastes like liver.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Is the plan working?- Oh, yes.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23All of our local customers have stopped buying fatty foods

0:21:23 > 0:21:24from us completely.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27In fact, we've gone bankrupt, which is a good thing cos it...

0:21:27 > 0:21:29it stinks to high heaven around there. Excuse me.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Back to the studio. - HE GAGS

0:21:31 > 0:21:33You know, I don't really get that.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I mean, I eat Brussels sprouts virtually for every meal

0:21:35 > 0:21:37and I've never had a complaint about the smell.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39- PARP! - Whoa!

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Time now for the result of our Goal of the Season contest.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01There were lots of contenders to choose from

0:23:01 > 0:23:03but in third place was this goal.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Great goal, I think you'll agree.

0:23:05 > 0:23:08In second place, a goal from the Premiership.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Oh! Another classic.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13But the winner of this season's Fit Goal of the Season competition

0:23:13 > 0:23:14is this cracker.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Everything all right?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Oh, no, he won't move.- Who?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Dean in goal says he won't change ends.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Well, he's got to, it's the second half, we have to change ends.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- I know, but he says he's got the goal just how he likes it.- He what?

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Well, to be fair he spent ages tidying the nets and that

0:23:32 > 0:23:33and now he doesn't want to move.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36I mean, he's got a point, look at the state of your goal,

0:23:36 > 0:23:37it's a right mess.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40So what, as long as you can kick a ball in it, who cares?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Is there a problem, gents? - Yeah, he won't change ends.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44I don't blame him, your goal's a disgrace.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47- That's what I said.- When was the last time you had it decorated?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50It doesn't matter, we have to change ends, it's in the rules.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52He's got a point. You'll have to bring on your substitute goalie.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54There might be a problem there -

0:23:54 > 0:23:56he won't leave the bench, not after all the work he's put in.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58To be fair, that is a lovely bench.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06And finally it's the category of Most Embarrassing Moment

0:24:06 > 0:24:07in this season of Fit.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Luckily, no-one filmed the time

0:24:09 > 0:24:11I accidentally came to work in my pyjamas...

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Oh, actually, they do have that.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- They're just uploading it onto the internet at the moment.- Aah!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08How did that not win?

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Because here's the winner of this season's Most Embarrassing Moment.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Well, technically, this isn't an embarrassing moment,

0:26:14 > 0:26:15it's loads of them.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I think you've got a flat tyre.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Oh, don't worry about that, that's just a slow puncture.

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Quick pump of air and that'll be good to go.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31PARP!

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Is everything OK?

0:26:33 > 0:26:37I-It's an old pump so it makes a few funny noises.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Of course.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40PARP!

0:26:41 > 0:26:44PA-ARP! PARP!

0:26:44 > 0:26:47PARP! PARP! PARP!

0:26:47 > 0:26:49PRRRRP!

0:26:49 > 0:26:54RAPID PARPS

0:26:54 > 0:26:57PA-A-A-A-ARP!

0:27:00 > 0:27:04What a noisy pump. Well, that should do it.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Ready to go?- Sure.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11PARP! PARP!

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Is that still the pump?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16It's the... It's the helmet.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18PARP!

0:27:18 > 0:27:21It's the saddle.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23PARP!

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Uh! It's ver... Very boggy.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28PARP! Do you recognise that birdcall?

0:27:28 > 0:27:29PARP!

0:27:29 > 0:27:32I think my shoes, they're just a bit loose.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34PA-A-A-ARP!

0:27:34 > 0:27:36My phone's just gone off. It's a new ringtone.

0:27:36 > 0:27:40Ha-ha! Great stuff. Well, it just leaves me to say...

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Sorry, Steven, can I just stop you there?

0:27:42 > 0:27:44I'm afraid we've run out of time.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Oh, yes, I know, I was just going to say...

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Steven, we literally haven't got time.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50I'm Tabby Morgan, thanks for watching.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53- And I'm Steve... - No time. Goodbye.

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