0:00:33 > 0:00:36Hello, this is the Fit o'clock news. Our top stories today...
0:00:36 > 0:00:39There was a surprise at the Winter Olympics figure skating
0:00:39 > 0:00:43competition when Antarctica won its first-ever gold medal.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50There were emotional scenes at the end of the Royal Ballet's
0:00:50 > 0:00:53performance of Swan Lake, as a delighted crowd threw
0:00:53 > 0:00:55pieces of stale bread at the lead swan.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57And now athletics...
0:00:57 > 0:01:00We go live to the women's hammer throw in Helsinki.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03And the next to throw is Great Britain's Jennie Denner.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07She's last year's world champion, and here she goes.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Round and round and round and round and round.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Agh!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15And that was a lovely throw.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18And now straight from the women's hammer throw, it's Jennie Denner.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Are you all right?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oh! Oh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Now we go over to the... Oh! - I'm going to be sick.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Break it up, break it up.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34BELL RINGS
0:01:35 > 0:01:37What's going on out there, Mickey?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I just don't think he likes me.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41What on earth would make you think that?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43He just keeps hitting me.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46We've talked about this before, haven't we, Mickey?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- You take a bit of time to warm to. - Well, yeah, but...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I mean, when I first met you, I didn't like you, to be honest.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Really?- Yeah, but then I got to know you,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57realised you're a really brilliant bloke.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Now, get out there and show him how much fun you are.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Yeah, I'm a nice guy.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04My mum says I'm a lovely lad. Why wouldn't he like me?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06That's the spirit, good boy.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11And before you know it, the two of you are going to become best mates.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13BELL RINGS
0:02:13 > 0:02:17All right, mate. Do you fancy going for a pizza?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19One, two...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Welcome to Toast Hunting Live.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30We are in the kitchen of the old rectory.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33There have been reports of people seeing all sorts
0:02:33 > 0:02:35of toast in this room.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39A jammy toast, Marmite, and it feels like, any minute now,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42something's about to go crunch in the night.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47There's a...there's a real warm spot right around here, like,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50like, toast could pop up at any moment.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52CLICKING
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Ah, ah! What was that? What was that?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I heard something, I definitely heard something.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01What do you want from us? Why are you here?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Do you have unfinished breakfast?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Nicky, I just wish you could make breakfast like a normal person.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Sorry.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23THEY GROAN
0:03:48 > 0:03:51So, ladies, what have you enjoyed so far?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I can't wait for the bit where the dogs walk around in a circle
0:03:54 > 0:03:55with their owners.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I think you're thinking of a dog show, this is a fashion show.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh. Well they should put a sign up.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04OK. Erm, there's been some interesting trends on the catwalk,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07what's particularly impressed you today?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10We really like the shoes, you know, the pointy ones.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- With the silver bits on. - Yeah, they were good.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Yes, the Lotus Bud ankle boots by Sebastian Quail.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18They're a very original design, aren't they?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21You say that, but, in fact, they're not original, at all.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24It originated in China, in the first Shang Dynasty.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28In fact, if you go to the Imperial China rooms at the British Museum,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31you will see an exquisite pair, even more ornate.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39I mean, I like hats and shoes on dogs.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40THEY GIGGLE
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I'm so sorry, I was doing so well.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I always make sure I eat my greens.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Green jelly, green sweets, green ice cream.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I never ever drink cans of sugary drinks.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I always pour them in a glass first.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I only eat natural food that I've caught with this.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02So I'm starving.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07SMATTER OF APPLAUSE
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- The game we've been waiting all season for.- ALL: Yes!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14They've been giving it all that in the press, but talk is cheap.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17What counts is what happens on that pitch.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I want you to go out there and make me proud.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22THEY CHEER
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Er, boss, what's with the shirts? - It's our new away strip.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I can't wear yellow, can I?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Horizontal stripes, will that make me look a bit big?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You're a prop, you're meant to look big.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Are you saying I look fat?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Vertical stripes would be all right, but I'm pear shaped,
0:05:36 > 0:05:38a lot of the scrum are.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Forget about the kit, just focus on the game.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Couldn't we wear our normal sky blue tops?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44THEY ALL MURMUR
0:05:44 > 0:05:47No, they're wearing blue, you'll get confused. Stop fussing.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52This is what you're wearing, so go out there and play some rugby.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Sorry, boss, I think I overdid the moisturiser.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You can't overdo the moisturiser.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Yeah, your skin's in great condition.- Oh, thanks.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Sorry, lads, the match is off. - Why? Is the pitch unplayable?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04No, the pitch is fine,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07there's just no way I'm going out there wearing this top.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- It's so last year. - It's not exactly flattering, is it?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17The Misspelt Games!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You join us back at the Van Halen athletics track, for the second
0:06:20 > 0:06:23round of the shoe jumping.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26And this is Clemency Clementine, the USA's number two shoe jumper.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30She qualified with a jump of 14 open-toed sandals.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Let's see if she can beat that.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Getting psyched. She knows this is a lot to ask.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37More shoes than a fashion millipede.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40These are espadrilles, size 12s, that's a big shoe.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44At this level of competition, you've got to expect a challenge.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47With Kanichi of Japan clearing that pair of clown shoes,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49she's got to pull something spectacular out of the bag.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Oh, she's caught the toe!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53And in this game, just as in ballroom dancing,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55you just don't tread on the toes.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Maybe she should have gone for flip flops.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Sorry, Miss, I can't do basketball today. I've got a urine infection.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Yeah, Miss, I can't do it either, because my nose is full of air
0:07:12 > 0:07:15and there's loads of air just rushing through my nose.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17SHE SNIFFS
0:07:21 > 0:07:24That's the thing about spray tan, you look great without
0:07:24 > 0:07:27getting food poisoning from those nasty foreign places.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- See you in a couple of weeks, Linda. - Thanks, bye.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yes, how can I help you?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39No?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42OK, I'd like to make a complaint about your half-price deal.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44What seems to be the problem?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47What seems to be the problem?!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Mate, count yourself lucky you didn't go for the 10% off deal.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Hiya.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Hiya. Just, er, stretching my hamstrings.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Good idea. You don't want tight hamstrings on the old 5K run.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I bought an isotonic sports drink.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Perfect. You've got to stay hydrated on a run.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Look what came for me in the post this morning -
0:08:08 > 0:08:10a pedometer, with an inbuilt heart monitor.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Oh. I've got an app on my phone for logging our progress.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Our first run will be the time to beat.- First run of many.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And we've got the cake for afterwards...
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- ..because exercise is all about treats and rewards.- Exactly.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Right, let's do this, come on.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Get in.- Have it.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Does that look like rain to you? - It does look a bit ominous, yeah.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Shall we reschedule until tomorrow? - Well, I'm free.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43We should probably still eat that cake, though.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Otherwise, it'll go stale.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I'll get the cream.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59TRILLING AND WHISTLING
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Ha, ha.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13HE HUMS AND PURRS
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Ahhh. Huh!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18HE GIGGLES
0:09:21 > 0:09:23HE TRILLS AND GIGGLES
0:09:23 > 0:09:26HE LAUGHS
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Woo!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36FISH CLINKS
0:09:36 > 0:09:39INDISTINCT TALKING
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Hey!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Sorry, we won't be a moment.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56What can I do for you?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Oh, nothing. I'm just hanging about. I'm blue! Blue! Blue!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Blue! Blue! Your tanning booth sprayed me blue.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Are you sure you weren't like that when you came in?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'm not a Smurf! Your machine did this to me.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Right, Tanya?- Yeah?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What did you fill booth three's tank with?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I took a pot of 12% Californian from the pile.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I think I might know what happened here.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I thought you were great in Avatar.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41New from Fun Cereals comes the latest fun healthy breakfast cereal.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Fudge Hippos. Made out of the purest lumps of healthy fudge.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Fudge Hippos contains 2,000% of your daily fudge allowance,
0:10:48 > 0:10:51making them great for growing bones and teeth. Am I right?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- No.- Shh. All our cereals are great for your health.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Like Fizzy Fun Balls with bags of glucose, sucrose and fructose,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01for the vitality you need to do normal stuff, like
0:11:01 > 0:11:05playing, working and running around in circles screaming your head off.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08THEY SCREAM Why not try Random Glowers?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10They glow in the dark, but it's probably fine.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13And for a snack on the go, grab a bottle of Fizzy Milk,
0:11:13 > 0:11:16packed full of bubbles just like nature intended.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I feel sick.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Remember, all our products are certified healthy
0:11:20 > 0:11:23by the British Society of Blah Blah Blah Who Cares?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27So ignore what she says and buy Fudge Hippos.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28THEY VOMIT
0:11:28 > 0:11:30They've been sick on my shoes.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33'Fudge Hippos, they're good for you. Honest.'
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Had enough of going to the gym?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Want to work out in the comfort of your own accommodation?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Or just terrified of the outside world?
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Well, now you can keep fit all by yourself with
0:11:48 > 0:11:52the Butterfield Bootcamp Fitness DVD.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56'Simply take it out of its DVD case, check there aren't too many
0:11:56 > 0:12:00'scratches, shake off the dust , then pop it into your DVD player.
0:12:00 > 0:12:06'Press play, press eject, make double sure you've got all
0:12:06 > 0:12:11'the dust off, put it back in your DVD player, press play
0:12:11 > 0:12:14'and wait ten minutes for the disc to be recognised.'
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Let's get fit.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20'There are over 14 fitness moves for you to watch
0:12:20 > 0:12:25'and copy with your own body, including shoe stuck in glue,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28'exercising pirate,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30'super person,
0:12:30 > 0:12:33'upside down super person,
0:12:33 > 0:12:35'spider on the floor,
0:12:35 > 0:12:37'lost in fog,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39'upside down ghost bicycle.'
0:12:39 > 0:12:41And that's just the warm up.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45'Hanging on the washing line.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49'Keyboard, keyboard and mouse,
0:12:49 > 0:12:51'DJ,
0:12:51 > 0:12:53'mechanical man,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55'running from zombie,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57'standing still,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59'the fast asleep man.'
0:12:59 > 0:13:03And that's still just the warm up.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06'Cowboy,
0:13:06 > 0:13:08'moon man,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11'feet on top of your head,
0:13:11 > 0:13:13hear no evil,
0:13:13 > 0:13:17'Mr Knotty,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19'boulder kicks.'
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Oh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Remember, any boulder will do, but if you have to borrow a boulder
0:13:25 > 0:13:29please remember to ask the boulder owner's permission first.
0:13:29 > 0:13:35That's the end of it. Please make sure to rewind your DVD.
0:13:36 > 0:13:42If you order now, I will send you a glass of water absolutely free.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Although, can you send the glass back to me
0:13:46 > 0:13:50after you've swallowed the water as it's the only one in my kitchen.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Call now.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Dad, can I have a hot dog?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Now, Nancy, you know what your mum said.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00She was very clear.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04- You're only supposed to have healthy nutritional food.- I know.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07That's why I want a hot dog, they're full of goodness.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08No, that can't be right, can it?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Yeah, between the bun and the sausage you've got 100%
0:14:11 > 0:14:13of your recommended daily allowance of selenium,
0:14:13 > 0:14:16which helps my thyroid function properly,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19and over 40% of my daily sodium needs.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Not to mention the 11 grams of protein that'll help me grow.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25But aren't they quite high in fat?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Yeah, but they're also high in magnesium and the government says we
0:14:28 > 0:14:32need more magnesium in our diet to help grow healthy bones and teeth.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- But what about all of the salt? - I know, great, right?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Too much salt is bad for you, isn't it?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Yeah, but on a hot day like this, when we're sweating so much,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45we've got to replace that salt, somehow.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Do you want me getting cramp? - No, obviously not.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Right, then.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51One hotdog, please.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56With loads of tomato sauce and onions. That's two of my five a day.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Oh, great. Good girl.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00PHONE RINGS
0:15:00 > 0:15:03It's your mother. Hello, Susan.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Yeah, we're just getting some lunch now.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08No, no, no, we're doing exactly as you said.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09We're having hot dogs.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11'Hot dogs?! What do you mean, hot dogs?!'
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Yes. Yeah, quite. OK. Yeah, yeah, right away.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Er. Nancy...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Ow!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Check it. Look like we've got ourselves a wannabe.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Say the thing, say the thing.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Hi, guys. My name's Mark and I really want to be part of the crew.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35But it's not that easy.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38You see, we've got certain standards.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40He looks OK at top, but check the bottom, though.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- Oh, my days!- No way. - If you want to join the crew...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46ALL: You've gotta change the shoe.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- What's wrong with my shoes? - What's wrong with them?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50They make me want to be sick on them, bruv.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53In fact, I might just do them, to make them look better.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Ooh! Look at your laces, shorty.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Those laces are like from the Ice Age, man. What is he like?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03That is how woolly mammoths tie their trainers, innit?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06No-one's got those laces anymore. Jermaine's got criss-cross,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Chantelle's got traditional European.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12My top girl's got swan lacing and Jamal's got invisible laces.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14No, I just forgot 'em.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17And as for me, check it, Eiffel Tower lacing.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Come back when you sort out your kicks, man.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24If you ain't tied the lace, you best hide your face, boy.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Eiffel Tower lace is rather nice. - Yeah.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'd love to go to New York.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Yeah, I'm on a raw food diet.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38At the moment I'm really into raw toast, hard core.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I only eat macrobiotic foods, they're free of additives,
0:16:41 > 0:16:44preservatives and taste.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Just because I'm an international footballing superstar
0:16:47 > 0:16:49doesn't mean I've forgotten where I came from.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52My favourite food is still fish and chips,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54prepared by my chef in my mansion.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00OK, guys, well done. OK, here we go. Are you all ready?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Yeah, you all pumped?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04OK, guys, we're going to start simple, OK.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05And forward, forward, jab, jab.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08We're going to go back, back, we're going to do jab, jab.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Julie, I like it, that's great stuff.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12HER STOMACH GRUMBLES
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Oh, all right, and don't forget to breathe, guys, yeah?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19In through the nose, out through the mouth. That is just awesome.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21James, you hero. You're going to do me
0:17:21 > 0:17:24out of a job with strong jabbing like that. OK.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25HER STOMACH GRUMBLES
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Oh, OK. I'm just going to nip outside but you guys keep going.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33I'll be back in a tick. Don't forget to breathe, guys, OK.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oh, my tummy.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39SHE BREAKS WIND
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, struth, that is mega.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43BREAKING WIND CONTINUES
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, that really smells.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48BREAKING WIND CONTINUES
0:17:48 > 0:17:51That must be it now. No, there's another little one.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Relief, sweet, sweet relief. Right, OK. Back to class.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58All right, guys. Yeah, well done.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00All right, that's great stuff there.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03OK, we've got to go sideways jab, OK?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Oh, don't worry about that smell there, guys,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08they're just, erm, clearing out the drains.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Right, and don't forget to breathe.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16It's just in through the...mouth, out through the mouth.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19All right, James, keep going. Don't be a drama queen.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Sorry.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Do you want a bag? They're 10p each.
0:18:31 > 0:18:3310p? No, I'm fine, thanks.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51That's £9.90 please.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Here's your 10p change.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57ITEMS THUD ON THE FLOOR
0:18:57 > 0:18:59You sure you don't want a bag?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10This is Bruce.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Last year, he was involved in a near-fatal shark attack.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I was surfing off Kulamanga Beach
0:19:16 > 0:19:20when suddenly this shark appeared out of nowhere.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25He must have been 10 metres long and had a mouth like Christine Bleakley.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29He just came at me and I jumped off the board and swam for my life.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33I got away, just, but you should see what he did to my board.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Bruce saw the horror of that day around every corner.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44Shark! Shark! It's her! He's found me, he's here!
0:19:45 > 0:19:51It's just a door! Mwah. Sorry.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Bruce became so scared he couldn't leave the house.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Oh, my...shark.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- HE SIGHS - Oh, it wasn't.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09It got to the point where Bruce didn't feel safe in his own home.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17HE SIGHS
0:20:17 > 0:20:21But now Bruce is about to turn his life around.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Three weeks ago, Bruce sought help from Dr Tristam Wellington,
0:20:25 > 0:20:28the leading specialist in zoological fears and phobias.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Dr Tristam has been brilliant.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I looked into what he said and it's true, there are no sharks
0:20:33 > 0:20:37living in my local area, it really is just in my head.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39This is the most important day of his recovery.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I want to see how he reacts
0:20:41 > 0:20:45when he comes face to face with a real shark.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49So will Bruce overcome his fear?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Doctor, I can see a shark in the pool.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Yes, and how does that make you feel?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Great, because now I know it's all in my head.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Erm, no, no, no, no!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02See, I'm not even scared!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Well, you should be! There's a dirty great shark in the pool.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- What? - Hit him in the nose! They hate that.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14Just remember, he's more afraid of you than you are of him.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Er, maybe not.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Stay still, stay still.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Right, I'll go and get some help.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Wannabe Mark is back. He ain't no quitter boy.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Tell it.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Yeah, I've changed me shoe laces. They look like spiders' webs.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Can I be in the crew now?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39What is you thinking? No-one cares about shoe laces anymore.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- We is treading shoe boxes. - It's the latest trend, shorty.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44People are trying to keep their kicks box fresh.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Well, we keep our kicks fresh in the box.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52This way we don't get 'em mash up and dirty,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54expose them to the elements, innit?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I'm fine, I'm fine. I meant to do that.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Sorry, Miss, I can't do netball today.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08I'm doing work experience all afternoon at an old peoples' home.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30180!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32CHEERING
0:22:45 > 0:22:47180!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49CHEERING
0:22:49 > 0:22:52No, it wasn't. Two double 20s and a five.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56- 180!- Add them up.
0:22:56 > 0:23:02Sorry, I'm new. I thought my job was just shouting "180!"
0:23:02 > 0:23:04It isn't. You have to add up the score.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09Right, maths. Erm, so there's a 20, there's another 20,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12er, but that's in the red bit, so add the five.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Has anyone got a calculator on their phone?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- It's 85.- Absolutely.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Now, you have to take it off his score.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22I've got to do minusing as well as plussing?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23I didn't sign up for this.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Yes, you did. You're a darts referee.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28You just don't just shout "180."
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Well, I would if you were any good at darts.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Agh!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01OK, girls, quieten down. Hi, we're here for the netball tournament.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03There is no netball tournament today.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Are you sure? The under 15's netball tournament?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Heats start at 4.00 in the sports hall.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's off, been cancelled.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14There was a flood and then a power cut and then a fire.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17So you can all go home and have fun. Hooray!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Well, that's really disappointing for the girls.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- SHE CACKLES - Yeah, I bet.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- No, they were really looking forward to it.- What? Really?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Yeah, they've been practising after school for weeks.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Right, look, I'll sort this out, yeah?
0:24:32 > 0:24:34What are you doing?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36It's after school.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40You don't want to be wasting your time doing netball,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42you could be doing anything.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45You could be down the shopping centre or watching telly,
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- talking about boys. - Er, sorry, can we...?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51There's no boys in there if that's what you're thinking.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52I am serious, none.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56You'll be in there going, "Oh, over here, over here.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59"To me, to me," for hours for nothing.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01I was in there earlier and that's all they were doing.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I saw it with my own eyes, girls.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06A-ha! So there are teams already in there!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Yeah, but they'll have already started by now.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Right. Come on, girls, quickly.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13No, run for the hills, there's still time.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You should be hanging out around the bus shelter!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Oh, honestly, there's no helping some people sometimes.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Apparently, someone's hidden all the netballs.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Hidden all the netballs?!
0:25:28 > 0:25:34Have you tried, erm, under the... There's a shelf thing round there.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36What did the netball look like again?
0:25:36 > 0:25:38I could never quite remember.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Wannabe Mark is back.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50I am Mark and I wannabe part of the crew.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54But he can't, because he has disgraced himself again.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- What? I'm wearing the boxes. - Yeah, but they're getting all dirty.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Get yourself some shoe box protection, bro.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Then you can hang with the crew.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05If you can keep up, bruv.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Why don't we bag out, man?
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Lates, yeah?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Yeah, I'm pretty healthy. I eat a lot of salad.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Erm, bacon salad, hamburger salad, pizza salad,
0:26:19 > 0:26:22and then round it off with a chocolate salad for dessert.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23I'm a very light eater.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25As soon as it gets light, I start eating.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29I do eat a lot of junk food but I work it off playing tennis,
0:26:29 > 0:26:32football and loads of other computer games.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43No, no, no, no! I don't believe you, ref.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45How did you miss that?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47You going to get a single decision right today?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50# You're rubbish and you know you are
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# You're rubbish and you know you are... #
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Oi, ref! There's an optician's in the High Street,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58do you want me to give you a lift?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- WHISTLE BLOWS - Penalty!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03A penalty? That was never a penalty in a million years.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04What are you thinking, ref?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Are you always this stupid or is it just today or something?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Right. That's quite enough. You do this every week.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12None of the other parents hurl insults,
0:27:12 > 0:27:17so I'm asking you nicely for the last time, Dad, please stop it.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Sorry, son. I get a bit over-excited when I come and watch you.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Just rein it in a bit, yeah? And stop embarrassing me, OK?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26I can't help it.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31I get so excited when I see my son, my son in a referee kit.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Oh, give us a hug.- Stop it, Dad.
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Sorry.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Good luck.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- WHISTLE BLOWS - Penalty!
0:27:42 > 0:27:46A penalty! That was never a penalty, get some specs, ref!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49That's my boy.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51You've got to be kidding me, ref.
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