0:00:32 > 0:00:36Hello, this is the FIT o'clock news. Our top stories today:
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Scientists have developed a new springy material
0:00:39 > 0:00:40to be used in trampolines,
0:00:40 > 0:00:44although initial trials have not gone entirely to plan.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Are you all right?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Britain's top racing driver admits he lost valuable time
0:00:49 > 0:00:52on the 12th lap of yesterday's Formula 1 race
0:00:52 > 0:00:54when he stopped for refuelling
0:00:54 > 0:00:57and had to wait ten minutes in the queue to pay.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00But first, we go over live to a press conference
0:01:00 > 0:01:03where a local hero tells of his brave canal rescue.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07I just did what anybody else would have done in those circumstances.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10I heard a splash in the water and my house backs onto the canal,
0:01:10 > 0:01:11so I just rushed out.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16It was early in the morning, so luckily I was still in my pyjamas.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I didn't even think about it, I just dived in.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20He'd already sunk to the bottom by the time I got in,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23so I just grabbed him and pulled him to the surface.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Thank goodness for those school lifesaving lessons I took.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I'd want anyone to have done the same
0:01:28 > 0:01:30if it had been my brick that had fallen into the canal.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Welcome back to the World's Strongest Mum.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37This final is evenly poised following the first two events.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Event 1 - the Time For School Pull.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Won by Judith in a time of 2 minutes, 37.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45That gave her a healthy lead over the Finnish competitor, Olga,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48who scored a zero after letting her boy stay home
0:01:48 > 0:01:50because he felt a little bit poorly.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Then it was onto Event 2 - the Test Of Mental Strength.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55That event was all Olga.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59She lasted 4 minutes, 23 seconds before losing her temper.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01And a big thank you to the judge,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03who eventually managed to calm her down.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05That win for the Finn makes it honours even
0:02:05 > 0:02:08as we go into the final event - The Weekly Shop.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12And...here's Olga getting ready to face her pram.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Talking of pram faces, here's the favourite, Judith,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17one of the strongest mums we've ever seen.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Starting marks, please.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Set.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23WHISTLE BLOWS
0:02:23 > 0:02:25And look at this - a technical problem with the brakes
0:02:25 > 0:02:29on Judith's pram, hopefully she's kept the receipt.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Olga reaches the supermarket check-out first,
0:02:31 > 0:02:32and that's a lot of shopping,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35at least ten packets of fish fingers.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Judith picks up the pace and faces the obstacle
0:02:37 > 0:02:41known as the dreaded Flight Of Stairs With Nobody Around To Help You.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44This is where all mums are really put to the test.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Both mums reaching exhaustion now,
0:02:46 > 0:02:48but they still need to unpack the shopping.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51They'll lose points if those fish fingers start melting.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53And Judith, really making this look easy.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Anyone would think mums have to do this every day.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Judith does her first bag, but look at Olga!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03She's really struggling to keep up.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Judith - just one more bag to go and the title is hers.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08HORN BLASTS And that's it, she's done it.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- Yeah!- Textbook.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14And it's a first place for Judith, this year's World's Strongest Mum.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Years of training, frustration and above all, dedication,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19have brought Judith to the pinnacle of the sport.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Unfortunately it looks like in the excitement,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24she forgot to pick up Lola from the nursery.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- SMASH! - Ooh!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- Heads or tails? - Tails, please.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Next to the floor, representing Poland, is Jadwiga Gelchinsky.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:15 > 0:05:17AUDIENCE GASP
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Right.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Where are your golf clubs, Simon? - I thought they provided them.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27They're rubbish. What you want to do to play this game properly
0:05:27 > 0:05:31is get a set of premium golf clubs customised to suit you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Now, come on, let's play golf.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Yep. OK.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Right. Let's move onto the next one.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I think there's a problem with the ramp.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Sorry, Miss, I can't do swimming today. I've got a note.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I've had an ear infection and I'm not allowed to put my head underwater.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Yeah, Miss, I can't do it either.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21I'm working on a rap and I really need to finish it. Oh!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Hey, Chad Stevens here with more super awesome time-saving tips.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37Mowing the lawn is super-important, especially for dads and uncles.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39But it can take ages.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42So, next time Frank from next door is mowing the lawn,
0:06:42 > 0:06:45why don't you move your fence back so he does yours too?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53No. My lovely fence!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Bonus tip -
0:06:55 > 0:06:59save the time you'd spend putting in decking by breaking your fence.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Job done!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Huh? Huh?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Yeah, I play a lot of football, um, jogging, obviously.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15I go to the gym for two hours a day, rugby, hockey, cross country,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17skiing in the winter, um, marathons in the summer.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20And I go swimming twice a day.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Which is probably why I got sacked from my job.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29CHEERING
0:07:29 > 0:07:30WHISTLE BLOWS
0:07:47 > 0:07:50CHEERING
0:07:56 > 0:07:57# I am a new model
0:08:00 > 0:08:01# I am a new model... #
0:08:07 > 0:08:10To satisfy the terms of their lucrative modelling contracts,
0:08:10 > 0:08:14our up-and-coming models have to undergo a thorough medical.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Your height?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- 190 centimetres.- Really?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20And do you know how tall you are without your heels?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Me? Without heels?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26You're funny, I like you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30OK, um, uh, I'll just put down 170.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Do you take any regular exercise? - Course I do.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I have to walk right up the catwalk
0:08:35 > 0:08:38and then all the way back down again.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yep, I suppose that counts.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43OK, so if you could just roll up your sleeve for me, please?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Um, I said, if you could just roll up your sleeve for me, please?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Is there not someone coming to roll it up for me?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I don't usually do my own sleeve-rolling.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I need to take your blood pressure.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I can assure you that if I have to do my own sleeve-rolling,
0:08:58 > 0:09:00my blood pressure will rise up.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Let's start with taking your temperature.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05If you'd like to put that thermometer in your mouth, please?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07What? I wasn't told I'd be working with a prop.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Nobody said anything to me about me having to open my mouth.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'll bet you'll want me to close it too.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13So very much.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16All of this should have been cleared with my agent.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I don't have to put up with this, I'm almost a model.
0:09:20 > 0:09:26- Oh!- Oh, so under any recent injuries, I'll put "twisted ankle".
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Ah, I broke a heel.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29And "bruised ego".
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I take plenty of exercise.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I went to the gym and lost 30 pounds, and then I went back the next month
0:09:37 > 0:09:41and they took another 30 pounds off me. Pricey.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- How will it turn out? It's the best! - Ah, lovely. Well done, Son.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Very, very good, Robert.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Maybe he should be an architect after all...
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Sorry, are we in the way?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06OK, guys. We're lucky to have Matthias over here from Sweden
0:10:06 > 0:10:08to tell us about his product.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11OK, so basically, we make an energy drink
0:10:11 > 0:10:13which is very popular back home
0:10:13 > 0:10:15and we are looking to launch it in the UK.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18So, what I'm needing is for you crazy, creative guys,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21to come up with a new catchy slogan for...
0:10:22 > 0:10:23..WiWi.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- It's really called WiWi? - Yeah. Sure, WiWi.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31And you're definitely sticking with the name WiWi for the UK launch?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Yeah, that's the brand. - Does it really need to be yellow?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Yeah, sure, it's, uh, citrus flavour.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Can we taste your WiWi?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Yeah, sure, fire ahead, go away.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, no. My WiWi's on the floor.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Look, everyone, I'm drinking Matthius's WiWi.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53OK, let's workshop slogans for WiWi, guys,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55show Matthius what you can do.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59OK, for a taste you'll never forget, drink WiWi.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Start your day with a WiWi.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Warning, going without a WiWi for days might make you explode.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Sometimes I have five WiWi's a day.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Matthius, if you're not happy to change the name
0:11:11 > 0:11:13before you launch in Britain, WiWi's going to go...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15well, down the toilet.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Why, does it mean something bad in English?
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Put it this way, they've been taking the...Mickey.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25OK, OK, well, that is a problem.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I tell you what, guys, if you don't like the sound of WiWi,
0:11:28 > 0:11:31perhaps you can help us promote our new energy bar...
0:11:32 > 0:11:33..Plop Plop!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Can I go first?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Ow! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Next on the ice, it's Debbie Cotterill.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47She has no experience, has been skating for no years,
0:11:47 > 0:11:49and, ah, great start.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52A nice my-legs-don't-belong-to-me walk there,
0:11:52 > 0:11:54with a textbook arm flail.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Displaying a perfect lack of balance.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00What a, what a lovely combination that was,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03the crowd really appreciating that. And there is the full arm windmill.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Uh, just...just look at that centre of gravity.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's all... Oh! And she's down. What a fall.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Executed to perfection. A real crowd-pleaser that one.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Oh, and... Oh, there's the Bambi just-been-born manoeuvre,
0:12:13 > 0:12:17she's really nailed that and, oh, here's the official here now.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19So, yes, she's taking his hand
0:12:19 > 0:12:22and this is going to be a great routine, yes, look at that.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Perfect end to the routine. Absolutely.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27And the flowers are well-deserved.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29So let's see what the judges have to say. Oh!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31And it's a perfect zero across the board,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33tremendous stuff from Cotterill.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39WHISTLE BLOWS
0:12:39 > 0:12:44This is an important message. Please put some clothes on.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46My clothes!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49'Introducing the official Butterfield-branded
0:12:49 > 0:12:50'luxury sportswear.'
0:12:50 > 0:12:54My official line of quality sportswear is designed
0:12:54 > 0:12:56to catch anybody's eye.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Or both eyes. Just look at this beautiful cloth.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Ow!
0:13:03 > 0:13:10'4 Sports Sports Cap.' Tennis umpire. Baseball. Another basedball.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I don't know what this one is.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15'Marathon jacket,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18'complete with pins to fasten your marathon number plate.'
0:13:20 > 0:13:24'These trainers will register every step you take.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27'Just count the beeps on the pad provided,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29'times table the result by 10 or 12,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32'and easily work out your average running speed.'
0:13:32 > 0:13:39650? No, 660? Ah, I've missed one, ah.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Oh, they're still beeping. They must be broken.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46'The official Butterfield-branded luxury sportswear.'
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Just look for the Butterfield label, your sign of quality.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Oh, it's dropped off. Call now.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02As a busy working father, it's really important for me
0:14:02 > 0:14:04to find time to play games with my kids,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06but it's even more important that I still have time
0:14:06 > 0:14:07to watch the football.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Well, now I can do both,
0:14:09 > 0:14:11with the all-new Laz-E Dad's family board games.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Hey, kids, do you want to play a game?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14- CHILDREN:- Yay!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Ready, steady, go.- Snap!
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Ha, ha, I lose.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I lose again! Brilliant!
0:14:31 > 0:14:32I lose again! Come on.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37And coming soon, for even more peace and quiet...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Go on, your turn. I'll time you.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45One, two, three, four...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58You see, a horse is a very demanding beast.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00I really can't imagine you controlling one
0:15:00 > 0:15:02at a high speed wearing those jeans and trainers.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05There is a reason why professionals wear these clothes, you know.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07You're not a professional.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08No, but I think like one.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12And that's the main difference between me and you, Simon.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Of course, I'm more used to riding thoroughbreds.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Can I help you? - Just one for the pool, please.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Swimming?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Yeah.- In this weather?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- What's that got to do with anything? - It's raining.- So?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Well, you get wet walking here,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35then you shower after getting in your swimming costume,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37so you get wet again. Then into the pool.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Then you get out, have a shower and get wet again.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Then you walk home in the rain and get wet again.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44That's five times getting wet. Why don't you just stay at home,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46have a bath and get wet once?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Well, maybe I just like getting wet.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52That'll be £4.20 please.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55DING! DING!
0:15:55 > 0:15:56CHEERING
0:16:40 > 0:16:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, I'm up and down all day.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Batteries for the TV remote have run out.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Does chewing count? I do loads of that.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Kelly, Kelly, Kelly!- Kelly.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Becky. Laura, Laura, Laura, Laura! - Laura! Laura!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Laura! Laura! Laura! - Beth! Beth!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Beth! Beth! Beth! Beth!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- Beth! Beth! Beth! Beth! Beth! - WHISTLE BLOWS
0:17:06 > 0:17:08OK, girls, half time.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Becky! Becky!- Tash! Tash! Tash!
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Becky! - Tilly, Tilly, Tilly, Tilly, Tilly!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16OK, girls, get some water down you.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Kelly, dish them out, please. TOGETHER:- Kelly, Kelly, Kelly!
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Becky! Becky!
0:17:20 > 0:17:25- Beth! Beth! - Kelly!- Beth!- Beth! Beth! Beth!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Oranges, anyone?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Coach! Coach! Coach! Coach! Coach! Coach!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Tash!- Coach!- Tash!- Coach! - Tash!- Coach!
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- Kelly!- Tash!- Kelly!- Tash! - Coach!- Tash!- Kelly!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Girls! Girls!- Coach!- Tash! - Kelly!- Girls!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Girls!- Coach!- Tash!- Kelly!- Girls! Girls! Girls!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Girls! WHISTLE BLOWS
0:17:42 > 0:17:46OK, half time is over.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Let's get back out on the court.
0:17:49 > 0:17:55- Kelly!- Kelly!- Kelly! Kelly!- Kelly! - Laura! Laura! Laura!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56BUZZER SOUNDS
0:17:56 > 0:17:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Here we go, children, the picnic's ready. Here we are.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Now, let's start with our sandwiches.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Thank you very much.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Ham for Daddy, ham for you. I've got your favourite...
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Are we in the way?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Sorry, Miss, I can't do five-a-side, I've got a note.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I have an abscess on my tooth
0:18:23 > 0:18:26and I've got to go to the dentist to get it lanced.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Yeah, Miss, I can't do it either,
0:18:28 > 0:18:32because the House of Commons, it's a joke, isn't it?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I need to get that sorted out.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43It's super-important to make sure your stuff is super clean,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45but it can take ages.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47And who's got the time for that, girlfriend?
0:18:47 > 0:18:52Save time, by washing your dishes and clothes together.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Now, you save even more time by never having to wash this again.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02It was given to us on our wedding day.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Nice one, Mom. You rock.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Raah!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Do you think you can do any better?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Two of us can play at that game.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Oh, look, it's so light.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I managed about three-quarters of the London Marathon.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49But then I just switched the TV off.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Well, I, uh, exercise my right not to have to answer that question.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Uh, I've got no friends.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01CLOCKS TICK
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Sorry, what does the horsey do again?- Dunno.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Sorry!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Mmm, mine's delicious.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Mm, mine too.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Oh, well, the food here is amazing.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- Mm, you've got to try some. - Oh, no, I couldn't.- Mm, go on.
0:21:24 > 0:21:30Well, all right, maybe I'll just have a little...little taste.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Mm, oh, it's nice, isn't it? Yeah.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Actually, could I just have a little?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Yeah, sure. Oh, you'll love it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'll just try a little spoon of it.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Mm, do you know what?
0:21:46 > 0:21:51That's nice, but actually that... There, get a stab.
0:21:53 > 0:21:59Thinking about it, that one's much nicer cos it's kind of spicy.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00So it's much nicer.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Mm, and actually, that's lovely,
0:22:05 > 0:22:09but, just bring this over here, flavour's lovely.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Ah, ah.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Can I get you anything else? - Ooh, um...
0:22:18 > 0:22:21How about we share a pudding?
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Yeah, one pudding, three forks, please. Thank you.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36You join us this afternoon at the Sid Waddell Aquadrome
0:22:36 > 0:22:40for the final of the Men's 10,000 litres.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42It's a nail-biting head-to-head
0:22:42 > 0:22:44between Hawkshaw of the United Kingdom
0:22:44 > 0:22:46and Lipowicz of Hungary.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48BUZZER SOUNDS
0:22:48 > 0:22:51And they're off, and it's a very good start from Lipowicz.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Four-times gold medal winner in the 200 litres,
0:22:53 > 0:22:56but this is his first time at the endurance event.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58As you'd expect, he's really hammering his way through
0:22:58 > 0:23:01those opening litres, but has he got the stamina?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Hawkshaw not giving him a millilitre.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06That boy really knows how to drink a swimming pool.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Any youngsters keen to get into the sport,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11please don't drink the water at your local baths.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13This is a tournament-standard pool filled with mineral water.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15With just a dash of elderflower cordial.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Oh, there goes Lipowicz.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Very few men can run to the toilet with a bladder as full as that.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- What an athlete!- Hawkshaw's not far behind him for the gents.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Sally Corfield, has this event changed much since your day?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Well, the form has improved
0:23:27 > 0:23:29and these guys are using hydrodynamic straws,
0:23:29 > 0:23:31but it's still basically a test of bladder strength.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33And here's Lipowicz back from the little boys' room.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37And there he goes, straight back in, what a magnificent sucker he is.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40And Hawkshaw's back in action, what a thirst.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42This one is going to be close.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47For 30 years, top chef Jean-Paul Scoffier
0:23:47 > 0:23:50has inspired the world with his cooking.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Now, at last, he shares some of his kitchen secrets.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56This week, vegetarian cooking.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Sacre bleu, alors, how to do the cooking vegetarian.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06This is a chaise longue parfait for lunch.
0:24:06 > 0:24:12First you need to bureau de change avec le Toulouse-Lautrec.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Is this your minky?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And maintenant le bonbon et froufrou
0:24:16 > 0:24:21until it is completement sur le Pont d'Avignon.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Herge's Adventures Of Tintin. Yes, I know he's Belgian.
0:24:26 > 0:24:32Now, Napoleon Bonaparte le saucepan into the little grey cells.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Et voila, the cooking vegetarian.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42How you say in English? Get your laughing gear around that.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51AUDIENCE: Wow!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Let's have a little look at...
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Oh, no! Not again.- I'm not going to be late for my wedding?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Well, we're not going anywhere in this, are we, love?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Right.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Wow, you're early. Wedding doesn't start for another hour.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You are aware the clocks went back this morning?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10THEY SIGH I can't believe it,
0:26:10 > 0:26:12how did Stevens miss that?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- You useless muppet!- You're a disgrace, you're an utter disgrace!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17They get paid millions of pounds a year
0:26:17 > 0:26:18and this is the best they can do?!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- I bet his nan could do better than him.- Ha, nice one.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- He's got two left feet. - I mean, why did we buy him?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25He's absolutely terrible.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- TV:- 'And there is the half-time whistle...'
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Fancy a cuppa?
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Yeah, anything to take my mind off this rubbish.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Oi!
0:26:33 > 0:26:34You what?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I didn't say anything.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oi, you two. Yeah, you two.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Hello? - I can hear you, you know.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44- Oh.- Do you know how difficult it is to play football
0:26:44 > 0:26:46with you two making constant negative remarks?
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Um...quite hard, I expect?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Quite hard?! It's very hard.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Right. We didn't mean it. - Didn't mean it.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Right, are you going to apologise then?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- Sorry.- Yeah, sorry. - Not just to me, to my nan.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01She's getting very upset by all of this.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Sorry, Mrs Stevens.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05And my nan, she couldn't have scored that.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- No, I couldn't have scored that. - OK, sorry.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10So in the second half, if you can't say anything nice,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13don't say anything at all, all right? Understood?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14- Yep.- Sorry again.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Right, we'll leave it there then.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Good luck in the second half.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- He's a bit touchy, isn't he?- Yeah. - Oi, I heard that.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24TOGETHER: Sorry.
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