Episode 8

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0:00:32 > 0:00:35Hello, this is the FIT O'clock News. Our top stories today.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38In Geneva, there's a mixed reaction

0:00:38 > 0:00:40to the new Winter Olympic test event,

0:00:40 > 0:00:41boxing on ice.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Box. - BELL RINGS

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Suspicions are aroused after the British women's basketball team

0:00:51 > 0:00:54go 700 games without losing. KLAXON

0:00:54 > 0:00:56CHEERING

0:00:56 > 0:00:58And now we go over live

0:00:58 > 0:01:01to see the closing stages of the toddler marathon.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Baxdale of New Zealand barely breaking a sweat

0:01:04 > 0:01:05after more than 25 miles,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08and it's that even pace that will be crucial

0:01:08 > 0:01:12as he eats up the ground between him and his arch-rival Tito of Italy.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15And Tito's stopped, he's turned round,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17what astonishing sportsmanship.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20These two, who have been rivals for many, many years -

0:01:20 > 0:01:24well, for two years - so close to the finish, are saying,

0:01:24 > 0:01:26"Enough, let's cross the line together."

0:01:26 > 0:01:28And the big New Zealander gathers his rival in his arms,

0:01:28 > 0:01:30their differences forgotten.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Two toddlers who've fought for 25 miles

0:01:32 > 0:01:34joined in the fellowship of sport.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Oh, dear, a black day,

0:01:38 > 0:01:43the judges are going to have to impose an early bedtime for that.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Ow!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47You see, mountaineering is the most dangerous of all sports.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50It's one where you have to be prepared for every eventuality.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54You're battling the elements, the mountain itself,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57and your own stamina. I'm really not sure

0:01:57 > 0:01:59you're going to make it past base camp dressed like that.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I mean, look at you, I bet you haven't even packed crampons.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Miles, this is only an opinion, but I don't think I need crampons

0:02:05 > 0:02:07for a 20-minute amble up Bluebell Hill.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Excuse me, you've just trodden on our picnic.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17Ah, could be good sustenance if we make it to the top. Nice one.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Sorry!

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Hi. We're here for a dance party.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Hello?

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Hello?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30Oh...

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Yeah, what? - We're here for a dance party.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- You're HERE...for a party? - Yes, a dance party.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38You're at a leisure centre for a party?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40A dance party, yes.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42If you start crying now, then she might take you to the cinema.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44They really enjoy dancing, actually.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Enjoy it? Nobody enjoys it.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Have you seen the people coming out of there?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50They're all red-faced and sweaty.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Urgh, they look awful! And there's no pick'n'mix.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Hands up if you want to go to the cinema? Yay!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58We're having a birthday dance party,

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- can you please just tell us where it is?- Fine.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's just down the corridor beside the boys' toilets,

0:03:03 > 0:03:05they're the ones that smell the worst.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Thank you.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Honestly, there's no helping some people.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Where did my book go? Ah, there it is.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15- Ah, where was I? - SHE SNORES

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I just finished that!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Oh, don't mind me(!)

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Honestly, some people.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Oi! Get off my sand.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51For 30 years,

0:03:51 > 0:03:55top chef Jean-Paul Scoffier has inspired the world with his cooking.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Now, at last, he shares some of his kitchen secrets.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03This week - cooking for teenagers.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Debussy. Les teenagers.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07They do not eat anything,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09but voulez vous le Asterix,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12le Obelix,

0:04:12 > 0:04:13le Vercingetorix

0:04:13 > 0:04:15et le scranch, scranch, scranch.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Et un petit, petit peu de Renault Megane,

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Nicole, Papa.

0:04:21 > 0:04:25This is absolutement a Eurostar.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29But, I hear you say, er, where is the flourish teenage,

0:04:29 > 0:04:31le rock'n'roll?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Voila, is this your minky?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Now we need to, er, Cardinal Richelieu

0:04:37 > 0:04:42le Pret A Manger sous La Centre de Pompidou, comme ca.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47Eau de toilette. Voila. How do you say in English?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Place de la Concorde.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56My biggest sporting influence is definitely my coach.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I drive it to all sorts of sporting events.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Oh, cheerleaders.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I mean, you've got to be tough to play American football,

0:05:03 > 0:05:06but you've got to be even tougher to wave a pompom with a straight face.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Definitely the guy that paints all the lines on the football pitches.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11He must have the biggest ruler ever!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Oh!- Louis, get a move on.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21- And there's another.- Geoff, will you please help me look for my keys?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Well, this is Leslie's fifth key lost in 11 breakfasts

0:05:24 > 0:05:26and many pundits can't help wondering

0:05:26 > 0:05:30if the best place for them must be on the key table where they belong.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Well, that is where I left them but someone moved them again.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Oh, and here comes Louis.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37It's his 210th late appearance at the breakfast table this year

0:05:37 > 0:05:40and he'll be looking to erase the sour memory of yesterday morning

0:05:40 > 0:05:43when he foolishly agreed to try muesli.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, and where's he headed?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Is it going to be a corner? No, it's the fridge.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Geoff, can you shut up and help me find my keys?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Uh-oh, it looks like it's going to be a half-time dressing down

0:05:53 > 0:05:54from the manager.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Oh, you said you'd keep an eye on the toast!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59And there it is, it looks serious for the toast.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01They're making a substitution.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04And that is superb dribbling from young Louis there.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, Louis, don't encourage him. There you go, love.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09And Louis has won the cup!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12He raises it in the air to the cheers of the crowd,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15and that's no surprise to anyone who knows Louis,

0:06:15 > 0:06:18because that cup has this boy's name written all over it.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22I'm going to have to go, I'm going to be late to get the bus.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26- And what exactly are these?- Er....

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- You used my keys to open the back door again, didn't you?- Yes.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Dad's in the penalty area, this is looking dangerous.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Injury time.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42I'm sorry, Miss, I can't do javelin today,

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I've pulled a muscle in my shoulder, so I need to rest it.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yeah, Miss, I can't do it either,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51because I lost my pencil case and it's a red one.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Ah!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01180!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Come on, people, the profits for the Sugary Fizzy Drink Corporation

0:07:14 > 0:07:17are going down, down, down.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21I need those profits to go up, up, up.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25I thought I couldn't say this, but we've got to go healthy.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- That's where the money is. - We think we've got something, Chief.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- It's brilliant.- It's simple. - It's this.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34A ball?! We don't sell sports equipment, we're a drinks company.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36This, Chief, is an orange.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39And inside it is orange juice.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I can't say I like the packaging. How do you get the juice in there?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Well, that's the beauty of it, Chief, the juice is already inside.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- These things literally grow on trees.- They're 100% natural.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50And healthy.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55This is as flat as a pancake.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Have you put any fizz in this at all?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Er, no, orange juice is fizzless, Chief.- Just as nature intended.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02I've never told you this before,

0:08:02 > 0:08:05but I knew a kid once who never drank fizzy drinks,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07he was an embarrassment at the school burping contest.

0:08:07 > 0:08:12I swore right then that I'd put fizz in all my drinks.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16So much fizz I didn't care if the kids burped until they puked.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Allow me.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Cheers.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26It needs a little bit of something extra,

0:08:26 > 0:08:28a little bit of a secret ingredient.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31But orange juice is perfect the way it is, Chief.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33It doesn't need a secret ingredient.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37It doesn't need a secret ingredient?! I knew this kid once...

0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Is this the same kid as the other kid?- No.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41It's a totally separate kid.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Anyway, this kid, he didn't have any secrets.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46He grew up to be a spy,

0:08:46 > 0:08:49but because he'd never learnt how to keep secrets,

0:08:49 > 0:08:51he gave all of MI6's secrets away.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55That's when I swore I'd teach kids the value of secrets

0:08:55 > 0:08:59by putting secret formula into all of my drinks.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Bottoms up.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Just needs...

0:09:05 > 0:09:09a little bit more sugar.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14And one for luck.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Cheers. Ah!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25My sporting inspiration is boxing legend Muhammad Ali.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27To quote the great man himself

0:09:27 > 0:09:31in his 1974 Rumble In The Jungle against George Foreman,

0:09:31 > 0:09:35"Ow, ow, George, stop hitting me. Ow, ow."

0:09:48 > 0:09:49'Are you ready to work out?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52'Of course you are! Just follow these simple moves

0:09:52 > 0:09:55'and you too can have a body like mine.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- 'So, are you ready?'- Yes. - 'I can't hear you.'

0:09:58 > 0:09:59'Are you ready?'

0:09:59 > 0:10:05- Yes!- 'Good. Just do exactly what I do. It's easy, let's do it.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09'Start down low and swing and swing,

0:10:09 > 0:10:11'and bend and stretch,

0:10:11 > 0:10:12'and stretch,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14'and up, down, up, down, up, down, up down...'

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Mum.- 'Up, up... '

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Mum.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Mum!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Can I have some money? I'm going to the shops with Jake.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28- No, you shouldn't have spent all your pocket money.- I only need...

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Why are you standing like that?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I'm exercising.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36'Up and jump. And up, down, up...'

0:10:38 > 0:10:41'Up, down, up, down, up...'

0:10:43 > 0:10:45'And kick, and kick, and kick...'

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Are you absolutely sure I can't have some money?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yeah, all right then, there's £1 on the side in the kitchen.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Thanks, Mum.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57'And jog, jog, kick, kick, kick...'

0:11:00 > 0:11:01I'll see you later.

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Are you hungry, peckish, hungry, famished?

0:11:13 > 0:11:17Have an empty stomach or just fancy a bite to eat?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Then come down to Butterfield Sports Restaurant.

0:11:21 > 0:11:27At the Butterfield Sports Restaurant you can dine like a true champion.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31But what about the menu? That's a very good question.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33The menus haven't been delivered,

0:11:33 > 0:11:35but if you ask me about the food we serve,

0:11:35 > 0:11:39I will try my very best to remember.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Please don't knock that candle over.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Here are the Chef's Specials...

0:11:55 > 0:11:59And you simply must try our signature dish,

0:11:59 > 0:12:01the Butterfield Sports Pizza.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Just listen to these "increbidle" toppings.

0:12:20 > 0:12:26And every sports pizza comes equipped with a fun whistle crust.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Just put it to your lips and blow.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30HE WHISTLES FEEBLY

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Oh, I think there must be an olive stuck in this one.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44We aim to serve your meal as soon as it's ordered,

0:12:44 > 0:12:47but at busy times there may be a short delay,

0:12:47 > 0:12:48as we don't have an oven.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Excuse me, where's the toilet? - We don't have any toilets.

0:12:52 > 0:12:57We don't have toilets, either, but don't let that put you off.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01While you wait, please enjoy our extensive gallery

0:13:01 > 0:13:03of sporting superstars.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08So what are you waiting for? Book now.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Please remember to bring your own chair.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Buy the sensational new autobiography -

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Anna Duzanki: Me.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Being a professional tennis player

0:13:18 > 0:13:21is the most difficult job in the world.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23All of the fashion shows, red carpet events,

0:13:23 > 0:13:27photo shoots and interviews - and the playing tennis.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32Read about all the highs and lows of Anna's amazing career.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33I'll never forget

0:13:33 > 0:13:36when I lost the number one slot in the world rankings

0:13:36 > 0:13:40of the 100 most beautiful women on the planet.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43In tennis I was ranked 957.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Find out about how I always knew I wanted to be a tennis player,

0:13:47 > 0:13:51ever since my father told me I wanted to be a tennis player.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54I cannot wait to share me...

0:13:54 > 0:13:55with you.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Anna Duzanki: Me. Out now.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59It was not out!

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Oh, you meant the book.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Yes, I get it.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Target is in sight, target is moving into position.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Why are you talking like that? We're right here.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Sorry, erm, target is in position. - What's he doing?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Look at that. - I don't believe it, this is sick.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Come on, Guv, let's get them now.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Hold it, wait until he touches it. Wait...

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Come on. There!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Go, go, go, go, go!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Health SWAT team, put down the ice cream.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Put the cone down, Tommy. - Come on, Tommy.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36It doesn't have to be this way.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Put down the unhealthy option.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Put it down, Tommy, nice and easy.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Now take the fruit salad.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Good boy, that's it. Get that vitamin C inside you.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Close call. Well done, lads.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Now, let's get this cleaned up. - I'm on to it, Boss.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59And then it's back to base for a camomile tea.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Charlie!- What?- Give me that. Right, back to the van, lads.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'll deal with you later.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13Charlie!

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Come to bed, love.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28No, I'm exercising.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38The Misspelt Games!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40You join us at a breezy Field of Dreams

0:15:40 > 0:15:42for this afternoon's other event.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44The Clay Pigeon Shouting.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47A full line up this afternoon including Paul Wiggins,

0:15:47 > 0:15:50the UK hopeful, fresh from success at the European Championship

0:15:50 > 0:15:52in Marseille, where two competitors were deafened

0:15:52 > 0:15:55and another still hasn't got his voice back.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58The ear protectors going on now.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Yes, this is an event that can punish even the toughest ear drums.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- BOTH SHOUT:- Clay pigeon, clay pigeon, clay pigeon.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- What a lot of noise! - Listen to that din.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- BOTH:- Clay pigeon, clay pigeon, clay pigeon.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10For the sake of viewers' eardrums,

0:16:10 > 0:16:12we can't show you too much of this in one go, but it really is

0:16:12 > 0:16:16all over, bar the shouting, so we'll come back when that's finished.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Meanwhile, let's see what's happening in the three-dad eventing.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Clay pigeon, clay pigeon!

0:16:23 > 0:16:25My biggest sporting influence?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Oh, I suppose it would have to be Mr Jones, my old PE teacher,

0:16:28 > 0:16:32because since school I've never wanted to play sport again.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Sporting influence? Er, well, it's got to be David Beckham.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I mean, he's the reason I became a hairdresser.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Can I help you, sir?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Hi, yeah. I'm looking for a bag for my girlfriend.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Bag.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Well, this one's very versatile.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58You can wear it here, here, here...

0:16:58 > 0:17:04Oh, sorry, I missed one. Here, here, here and here.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Right, and I suppose it's just as versatile on the other arm.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12No.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Thank you.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16DOORBELL RINGS

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Louis, they're here! Right, you behave yourself, Geoff.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22What? I don't know what you mean.

0:17:22 > 0:17:27Hello, Frankie, Louis is upstairs. Go on up and play.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Hello, here we go.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32And I'm joined today by Linda and Mike, familiar faces

0:17:32 > 0:17:35to those of you who watch regularly, because they live next door.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37This promises to be a fascinating encounter.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Linda, how's your garden been?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41All this dry weather can't be helping.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Oh, it's a disappointing start for a meeting that promised so much.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47This could be a very, very long day.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Erm, it's all right actually, I water it all the time.- Yeah?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Looks like we're heading for a bore draw.- Geoffrey!

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oh, and I think I may have spoken too soon.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Tempers are starting to fray. Expect fireworks.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Oh, I'm so sorry about him, Linda.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Don't be. To be honest I'm glad I'm not the only one.- What do you mean?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05How do you see this one going then, Geoff?

0:18:05 > 0:18:08It's heating up nicely, Mike. Thanks for joining us.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Oh no, not you, too. - He never stops.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12This one's set to be a cracker, Geoff.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14The birthday boy, your son, in front of his home crowd.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17The visitor, my son, more skilled in every way.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Faster, stronger, and his dad's got a better car, too.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22It's clear the visitor does have his skills. However,

0:18:22 > 0:18:26I have heard that he throws like a girl and learnt it from his father.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Are they going to be like this all night?- Yes.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Do you want to just go bowling, Linda?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Anything to get away from 'em, yeah.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Kids, we're going to go bowling.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Looks like we could be heading for a long, long delay here, Mike.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Shall I put the football on? - No, I don't really like sport.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Sorry, Miss, I can't do rounders today.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50I've got a bad tummy and I need to stay near a toilet.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Yeah, Miss, I can't do it either.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56I've got a...shoulder, I'm afraid.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I don't know if you can see it but it's right at the top of my arm.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07Hi, I'm Chad Stevens and I'm here to tell you more of my amazing

0:20:07 > 0:20:11time-saving tips on how to save time fast.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20Birthdays can take ages. Save time wrapping fiddly gifts.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Just give wrapping paper! It's already wrapped.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Happy birthday, kiddo.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29I wanted a games console.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32I don't know what that is, but we can learn it together

0:20:32 > 0:20:37because we've saved time, and learning is super cool.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39# Happy birthday to you... #

0:20:39 > 0:20:40There's no time for that.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Job done.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Oh, they're flying a kite.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04How sweet.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12- They think they're actually flying a kite.- Do they?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Would you like a cake?- Mm.

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Do you mind?!

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Do you want me to help you?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Oh, right.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59There.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Do you think it's still OK to eat these?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Which colour are we again?

0:23:04 > 0:23:09Tom and Harry are ordinary teenage boys with an extraordinary dream.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Their dream is to enter the Olympics.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12And after weeks of trying,

0:23:12 > 0:23:15so far the dream is no nearer to becoming reality.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17We still haven't decided what sport to do.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20No, we've tried loads of them and it turns out they're quite hard.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23It would be a lot easier if we were more like famous athletes.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26So we've decided to be more like famous athletes.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Yeah, we're going to do the things that they do.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Like appear on Question Of Sport.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Hey! What if we don't do the Olympics, which looks quite hard,

0:23:34 > 0:23:36but just do Question Of Sport, which looks quite easy?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I think you have to win something first.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40What? Even Phil Tufnell?

0:23:41 > 0:23:45Tom and Harry are determined to prove they've got what it takes.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48We've been trying really hard to be like famous athletes,

0:23:48 > 0:23:50and this book says that athletes eat a lot of carbohydrates.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53So, we've got pasta,

0:23:53 > 0:23:55crisps, chocolate....

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- And we're going to wear trainers. - We always wear trainers.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01That way, we'll have a head start on all the other athletes.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Nice one. We'll be on Question Of Sport in no time.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Which sport is David Beckham known for?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Why do I always get the hard ones?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I've tried to tell them that athletes get up very early,

0:24:13 > 0:24:16but Tom and Harry are getting up just ten minutes before school.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18But to be fair, that is quite early for them.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20They usually get up five minutes before school.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23The boys have been sticking rigorously to their new regime.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Boys, give your mother a hand.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I can't help you bring the shopping in.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29It's all wet outside and we can't risk slipping over

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- and doing injuries.- That would mess up our whole training schedule.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35We have to look after ourselves now we're being athletes.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Our bodies are pimples, aren't they?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Temples.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41That's what I said.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Just one week later,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45and Tom and Harry are already excited by their progress.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48It says here that athletes have to make sacrifices.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50So we've given up something.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Yeah, we've given up PE. We haven't done that at all.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56In fact, we're not going to do any sport whatsoever.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59We'll be famous athletes in no time.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Question Of Sport, here we come.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Which British city is home to Manchester United?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Oh, you're giving me the hard ones on purpose.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13My old running coach, who told me I'd never make it to the Olympics.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Well, in your face, Mr Beamish,

0:25:15 > 0:25:17because guess who's going to be at the 100 metres...

0:25:17 > 0:25:19selling hot dogs.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23Usain Bolt nicked my victory celebration. You know that one?

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Yeah, I was going to do that if ever I won a race.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Agh!

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I'm so far behind, I really need a strike.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39Yeah, good luck with that(!)

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Stupid game.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44What? Agh!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47BOOM

0:25:47 > 0:25:50CHEERING

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Oh! Ha-ha! Thanks, guys!

0:25:59 > 0:26:02And next on Adventure TV, it's our dare-devil presenter

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Sheila Brown with her latest incredible challenge.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Well, here we are on top of an 82-storey building.

0:26:08 > 0:26:13We're 900 feet high and we're nearly ready to abseil all the way down.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16But I'm afraid it's bad news because our trainer Mike

0:26:16 > 0:26:19hasn't been able to join us, and for health and safety reasons

0:26:19 > 0:26:21the descent can't go ahead without him.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25It's a bitter disappointment. I've been looking forward to this...

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Sorry I'm late!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Some woman left a message saying it was off!

0:26:28 > 0:26:30But I'm here now, so let's get cracking.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32You sound really out of breath. Are you OK?

0:26:32 > 0:26:35You should see a doctor. Let's do this another time.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Your health is more important than...- No, I'm fine.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40I've been running up the stairs. I didn't want to miss anything.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42I've done the safety checks.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- We've got an eight-mile-an-hour wind which is...- What?!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Oh, no! That's it, let's call it off.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48No, no, no, eight miles an hour is nothing.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51It's pretty much perfect conditions, OK?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Now, come on, let's get you over the side.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Oh, I've got the wrong shoes on.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56What?

0:26:56 > 0:26:57They're too grippy.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Grippy? Erm, it's good to have grip on your shoes. That's great.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Now, come on, let's get you into position.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Please don't throw me off the edge! Please! I'm afraid of heights.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Don't make me, please.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09All right, all right, it's OK!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Maybe 82 storeys was too tall on a first descent.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14What do you think you can manage?

0:27:17 > 0:27:19Well, here we go, abseiling for charity.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Thanks to everyone who supported me.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23I couldn't have done this without you behind me.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Well, wish me luck! I'll see you when I finish.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Woo-hoo! I did it! I did it!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I'm queen of the world.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34OK. Now let's try it off a ladder.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Don't make me, please! It's too high!

0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Do you want some breakfast, love? - No, I'm exercising.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Suit yourself.

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