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0:00:27 > 0:00:28- Owain.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30- Owain.- - Thank you, Miss.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Hey!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38- OK, sir?
0:00:44 > 0:00:45- Hey, OK?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46- Hey, OK?- - Move!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48- Owain...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Owain...- - Not now.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11- Owza, Owza, Owza. You're listening - to Owzie Machiavone...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- ..on Radio Ysgol Ffrwd-y-Mor.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- We have very few listeners because - we're not launching the station...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- ..until this afternoon, - so I'm live, but the station isn't!
0:01:23 > 0:01:24- Owain?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Owzie Machiavone - when I'm on the air.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- Is this the rubbish we can expect - when the station is launched?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Hello, Head Teacher. This is Jen.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Year 12. - I want to change my subjects.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- No, scrap that. - I want to change schools.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Can someone help me? I'm going - to drop one of these. Tesni?
0:01:57 > 0:02:02- I would, but the doctor said - carrying boxes is bad for my image.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- Jen?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04- Jen?- - I don't have arms.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Come here, Deiniol.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Don't steal it. It's full of crisps - and I love crisps.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- I've just put it on the ground - so you can see it at all times.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- I'm realizing a dream today.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- I'm realizing a dream today.- - By working in a zoo?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- No.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- No.- - Being a zoo animal?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- No.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- No.- - Being a girl named Sue?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31- Oh, yuck, don't.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- I can't get the image - out of my mind - Deiniol in a bra.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- No, I've been asked - to run the tuck shop.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- Mr Roberts said so last term.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Only one person has ever eaten...
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- ..the entire contents of the - tuck shop in one term, until now.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51- Who else did it?
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- Who else did it?- - Kyle, my half-brother.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53- How is Kyle?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- How is Kyle?- - We're so worried about him.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58- Why?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Mam's cake shop's takings plummeted - when he had a gastric band.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- He's only allowed - six iced buns a day.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07- Only six?
0:03:07 > 0:03:13- You think you have problems and - then you hear something like that.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14- Tragic.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- On the other hand, - he can see his feet now.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22- Unlike you.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Right, Mr Roberts, - this is the new media block.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Oh, yes.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- That's what it said - on the sign outside.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38- Media Block.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Yes. Exciting, eh?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Don't you dare mess this up.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Or I'll nail your ears - to the toilet door.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52- Betsan.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- I've seen that confused look - on your face before.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Why doesn't my locker open?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Yours is the one next to that one. - Your name's on the front.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Oh, yes. Cool.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Are you glad the new term's started, - Mr Roberts?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- I'd rather my face was burning...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- ..and you used an iron - to put out the flames.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16- Cool.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Cool.- - Ouch!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Yes! Still there.
0:04:25 > 0:04:31- No-one wanted to steal a book - about origami written in Japanese.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Origami is Japanese - for folding things.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- I'm going to do loads of cool things - for the official launch.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41- Official lunch?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Official lunch?- - Launch! Not lunch!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- The official launch - of the radio station.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53- We're the first school in this - locality to have a radio station.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- That makes me the best head teacher.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59- Clap!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Mr Roberts will head up - the new department.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07- Mr Roberts?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08- Mr Roberts?- - Hooray!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- You can't allow Mr Roberts - to run the Media Department.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- I once saw him making toast - in a DVD player.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- It's true.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- I'll go back to my cubby hole - at the far end of the school.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Mr Roberts will be perfect - for the job.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Since he never trained as a teacher, - he's very cheap too.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- What happened to Mr Symonds?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- What happened to Mr Symonds?- - I found him one afternoon...
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- ..with his ears nailed - to the toilet door.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Who would do such a thing?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- The governors agreed - that we had to let him go.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- When he started barking at cars.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- The launch is at 3.00pm. Important - people will be in attendance.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Go, Team!
0:06:03 > 0:06:04- Do your best, Mr Roberts.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Remember what happened - to Mr Symonds.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Moo!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Sorry. I thought we were playing - the animals game.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- OMB! - Origami means folding paper!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Did you know that?
0:06:30 > 0:06:36- What kind of idiot has a mug with - "I'm so cool, I'm freezing" on it?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38- Dudes, dudettes.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Dudes, dudettes.- - 2006's been on the phone.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- It wants its catchphrases back. - Is this yours?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Turn it around.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Turn it around.- - "I'm so hot, I'm sizzling."
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Eh? Eh?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- What's the word on the street? Go!
0:06:55 > 0:07:00- I woke up, brushed my teeth, - pee-pees, fed the guinea pig...
0:07:00 > 0:07:06- Mr Roberts wants us to help out with - the launch of the radio station.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- I'm doing the food.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09- What about the origami?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- What about the origami?- - I'm doing origami and food.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- I'm doing origami and food!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19- Of course, a long queue - of people want to do that.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- I'll fold it on air - since I'm the station's main DJ.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- You're not the only DJ. - We all want a go.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Mr Roberts? Are you still alive?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Only in body.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- I was somewhere nice in my mind.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- A world without schools.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Without children.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Without Miss... Dearth.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Or Darth Vader as I call her.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- We all call her Darth Vader.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Listen. Do a good job of this.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Darth Vader wants to impress - these important people.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- If this is a flop...
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- ..I'll be the one barking at dogs - before you have a chance to say...
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- ..plop!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Get stuck into it!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- I'm really excited.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Fold, fold, fold!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Come with me, Geth. I have an idea.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28- Clue?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- It's something to do - with your backside.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Do I have to take my trousers down?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- No, I was hoping you could fit - the copier down your trousers.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Will it fit?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Oh, yeah.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Joining me in the studio is Betsan - Phillips. Welcome, Betsan!
0:09:04 > 0:09:10- OK. You're in charge of the - light refreshments at the launch.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Tell the listeners - what you're making.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Food.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- Anything else?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Drink.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Can you give us more info, Betsan?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28- No.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Great. Can't wait. - Remind us, when's the party?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Today.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Betsan, you've been a great guest.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Thank you very much.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Time for some more music.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- I've so much to do. Vol-au-vents - just scream class, don't they?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- Then cheese and sausages on sticks - but wait for the twist.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58- I'll stick them in a foil ball - to make a hedgehog shape.
0:09:58 > 0:10:04- Wait, we have a scoop. Betsan's - sharing all her secrets with us.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09- Betsan, what kind of food - can we expect?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12- Delicious.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Thanks, Betsan.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15- Thanks, Betsan.- - I'd better go.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- The party's at 3.00pm - and I have to do all the origami!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Dragons, ships, - giraffes, windmills...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- ..and some you won't even recognize!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Did you get everything you wanted - from the interview?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Yes. Very informative.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Cheerio. I have food to fold - and paper to cook!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Who put that door there?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Right, do it quickly - before he returns.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Right, I'm ready for business.
0:11:07 > 0:11:12- I have chocolates, - sweets, drinks, crisps...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Well, no crisps actually.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- I haven't seen any customers.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- I haven't seen any customers.- - There are none.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- You'll make a huge contribution - to the school's economy.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Yes. Who wants to buy something?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Any fruit?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Rye bread?
0:11:33 > 0:11:34- Rye bread?- - Please stop.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Granola?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- This should be enough.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01- Tesni, I'd appreciate some help - to fold all this paper.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- I wonder if we have someone - with time on their hands?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Can you help me with some origami?
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- What's the link between origami - and a radio station launch?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Isn't it obvious? People on - the radio talk about things.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Origami shapes are things.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26- I think you should stop making - dinosaurs from toilet paper...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- ..and maybe, just maybe, - start making food.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- The food!
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- Betsan, the mayor's arriving - in two hours. What are you doing?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- I can't do a thing - unless I have a pattern.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- I'm drawing a picture - of a sausage roll.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Right, how are you getting on?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- Ta-da!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- What am I looking at?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56- The origami.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59- That's it?
0:12:59 > 0:13:00- That's it?- - Yes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- I'm going to find a hammer - and two nails.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Do you want to buy - some sweets, drinks, chocolate?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Oh, there's no chocolate left.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14- Oops.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Who asked you to run the shop?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18- Mr Roberts.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19- Mr Roberts.- - Excellent.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Is it 1993, Mr Roberts?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25- No.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Why do we have a tuck shop?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Do you think I keep my figure - by eating rubbish?
0:13:32 > 0:13:37- When you ask for a hammer, - ask for the biggest one of all.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Step into the furnace - but take care not to burn!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Tssss!
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Why am I here? - I don't understand a thing.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- But you will understand, - as part of your job, won't you?
0:14:00 > 0:14:01- Can't wait.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- What do you want?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- What do you want?- - Watching the master at work. You!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Owain likes this!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Owain likes this!- - Why is it so dark in here?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Atmos. Owain likes this!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14- We'll open the blinds.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- I'm responsible for everything here.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Apart from those.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- That's not me.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29- These colour copiers - show so much detail, don't they?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Excuse me, what are they?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- Excuse me, what are they?- - Pictures of Owain's backside.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Oh, yeah. - I thought they were two eggs.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I like eggs. They come out - of an animal's backside.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- These must come down. - Your backside could ruin my career.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47- Ruin it!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Hanging pictures of your backside - everywhere is just weird.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- That's not my backside.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55- I'll prove it to you.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56- I'll prove it to you.- - No!
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Darth Vader said - if I do one more thing wrong...
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- ..she'll find someone else - to manage the station.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Don't worry about a thing.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- When I finish making paper animals, - I'll make the food.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- What could go wrong?
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- I haven't been this excited - since the 2007 diving competition.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27- I got wet that day.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- Deiniol, are you sitting down?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- Uh, no.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Never mind, I have bad news for you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- I'll take the good news first.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42- I'll take the good news first.- - There's no good news.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Has my dog died? Is Mam-gu dead?
0:15:46 > 0:15:46- No.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- No.- - Is there a global kebab shortage?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- No.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- How bad could it be then? Fire away.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- How bad could it be then? Fire away.- - Close the tuck shop down forever.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Aargh! Hyah-hah-hah-hah!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I did say you should have been - sitting down.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Come on, Deins.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Listen, we'll do the interview here.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- I can't. - I'm crying tears of sadness.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Come on, Deins, come on.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- Put this on.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34- Put this on.- - I can't speak.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- I had dreams for this place.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- But now, I'll never break - my half-brother Kyle's record.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- He ate the contents - of the tuck shop in a term.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- But me, I have no tuck shop.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Come on, Deiniol.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Maybe you could run the shop - in secret and keep the profit.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- I can't.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- I've eaten all the stock!
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Hold on. I've eaten all the stock.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- In a day.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- I'm the champion. I'm the champion.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Eat my shorts, Kyle.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Maybe not. He might actually do it.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- He ate Mam's slipper once, - trying to suck the sweat out of it.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Exit Jen.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Listen, Darth Vader's on my back.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30- This interview must be better - than Betsan's.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- You're talking - to a young entrepreneur.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- I'll run the shop - behind the teacher's backs.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Radio interviews are bread and - butter for people like me.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42- Off we go.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Mmm... butter!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- In three, two, one.
0:17:47 > 0:17:53- Joining us is Deiniol, former - manager of Ffrwd-y-Mor's tuck shop.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- The shop is now closed - on Health and Safety grounds.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Welcome, Deiniol.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- You have plans for this place.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04- You have plans for this place.- - Yes.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- HE BREAKS WIND
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- That was the sound of a chair, - not what you thought it was.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- I never thought I'd say this - but you're worse than Betsan.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- If I ask you a question, - tell me exactly what's on your mind.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Deiniol, to allow the listeners - to get to know you...
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- ..tell them something - about yourself.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31- I want a poo.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- A big one.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Anything else?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- A wet one.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Deiniol, one of the great characters - of Ysgol Ffrwd-y-Mor.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Time for some music.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- You know that one chance - Darth Vader gave you...
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- ..that was it.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55- Was it?
0:19:00 > 0:19:01- Who put this table here?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02- Who put this table here?- - You did.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Hooray. Come on, come in.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Tesni, make room on the sofa.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Would you like a cuppa?
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- Oh, the important guests have - arrived. Hello, important guests.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Welcome, welcome.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- I was expecting more food.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- There are plenty - of paper animals though.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- What are you doing there?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Searching for my contact lens, Miss.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- If you find your brain - at the same time, let me know.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- HE BREAKS WIND
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Who put this table - in the most inconvenient place?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- I did, Miss.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54- Deiniol, while you're at it, - look for Betsan's brain too.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23- Who's there?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Who's there?- - Geth. What are you doing?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- I've eaten a tuck shop. - What do you think I'm doing?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30- What's that sound?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Paper, with a picture - of your backside on it.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- Eh?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- What are you doing now? A collage?
0:20:39 > 0:20:44- I need something. - Betsan used all the bog roll.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- So are you wiping your backside - with a picture of my backside?
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- Yes. It'll do you good - to get some colour in your cheeks.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- FARTING NOISES
0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Yuk! No, thanks.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06- Yuk! No, thanks.- - Yuk, no.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Mr Mayor, I'm Betsan. - Oh, you're a woman!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Sorry, the... Sorry.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25- Vol-au-vent?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Vol-au-vent?- - No, thank you.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Listen up, everyone.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Let's have some hush.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36- Here is the enthusiastic Head - of the Media Department.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38- Mr Roberts.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- Thank you, Darth...
0:21:43 > 0:21:44- Miss Dearth.
0:21:45 > 0:21:51- As you know, the school has launched - a very exciting project...
0:21:51 > 0:21:56- ..to allow the pupils - to get involved in the media world.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01- What could be better than a - radio studio if you want to doss...
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- ..or are too thick - to do anything else.
0:22:04 > 0:22:10- And here's Owain - to explain a little more.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Um, yeah, thank you.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- Thank you very much. Yeah, cool.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- Um, this is - an excellent opportunity for me...
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- ..for us, I mean...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- What's wrong with him?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Too scared to speak to an audience?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Too scared to speak to an audience?- - A great advantage for a DJ!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- I've prepared a mix for you.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Can someone open the faders for me, - please?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Me, me, me.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- DEINIOL STRAINING IN THE TOILET
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- LOUD FARTING
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- That's Deiniol.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- The radio mike!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- That's not the one, Betsan. - The other one!
0:23:05 > 0:23:06- Yuck!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- That's what happens - when you eat hummus.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21- I hope this afternoon wasn't a true - reflection of Ysgol Ffrwd-y-Mor.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- I can assure you it was.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Deiniol! Where's Deiniol?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- This station will be closed down. - I just know it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Where's Deiniol? Where's Deiniol?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- Maybe...
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- By the time I'm done, the lion's - den will look like a tea party.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Photocopies of Geth's backside - don't flush well.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Geth's backside?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- I have enough room - for some food now.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Anything left?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- HE BREAKS WIND
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Sausage roll!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- A bit soggy.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Where did that hammer go?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.
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