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0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Good morning, fans, - and welcome to the show.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31- You're listening to Owain.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- I'm crazy, I'm mental, I'm...
0:00:34 > 0:00:35- ..nuts!
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Get ready for glitz and glam, - tights and drainpipes...
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- ..because today's the day - of the fashion show.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49- The show's being sponsored - by Tesni's mother's clothes shop.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51- Boutique.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Of course, boutique!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Get in touch with the answer - to the Question of the Day.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Which clothes do you hate? - Give us a call.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- I can see someone's - already on the line. Who's calling?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08- Trystan from Year 9.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Trystan from Year 9.- - What do you want to tell us?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- The worst clothes in the world - are neckerchiefs...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- ..yellow trousers...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- ..and cowboy boots.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- After that last rack, - you can sort them all out.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Dib-dob-dib.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36- Wow!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Look at this, Tesni. - This is perfect for me.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- By the way...
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- ..who's modelling the boys' clothes?
0:01:46 > 0:01:51- My boyfriend Mark. - He's so tall and muscly.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- It's surprising - he's never modelled before.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Look - I can see myself in this.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03- You're right.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Pity you got it - from the girls' rack.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Of course!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Have you seen all those clothes?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- I can't believe - the school's supporting fashion.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- It sends out - the completely wrong message.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32- This should be - discussed properly on the radio.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Do you understand - what I mean, Deins?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Yes. I take it Tesni - hasn't asked you to model then?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Where do you want this last rack?
0:02:49 > 0:02:55- By Deiniol's bag. The sausage roll - aroma might disguise the damp smell.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Yuck! What's that smell?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Your clothes rack.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00- Your clothes rack.- - So what are those?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- My clothes - I had - no money left after buying mine...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- ..so I bought yours - in a charity shop.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15- Here we are, kids. - The big day has arrived.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- I'm looking forward to this.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Don't forget the newspaper's - sending a journalist.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- I'll be the county's - most fashionable headmistress.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Are you looking forward, sir?
0:03:30 > 0:03:35- I'd prefer to be rolled in jam - and chased by a swarm of bees.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Right, do you have anything skimpy - in a size 10-forward-slash-12?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Forward-slash-16!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51- I've nothing here - to suit old people, Miss.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Of course you don't, - just young girls like us.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- There isn't much time before - the show, so get on with it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Roll up your sleeves - and pick your socks up!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Are you all on fire - to make this school a success?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Everyone - wants to see the school on fire!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21- Remember when I set your backside - alight with a Bunsen burner?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Do your work for once - and do it with a smile.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Good.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Right, everyone.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35- Only one of you can be - Ffrwd y Mor's next top model.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- Geraint!!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- That's skew-whiff.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Is that your mother?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Yes. She's sponsoring the show.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- Yes. She's sponsoring the show.- - Will she be around some time today?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- She's introducing the show, sir.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Is your father coming too?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- It'd be a huge shock - because I've never met him.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- Great!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Right then, I'd better go.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Tell your mother - to swing by when she arrives.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Do you have a spare poster, Tesni?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Eh? What for?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- For me...
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- For me to pin up in the staff room.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Oh, yes. That's a good idea, sir.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- It's important that the staff - support the fashion show 100%.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Thanks, sir.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00- I'm wholeheartedly, - 100% behind your mother.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Betsan?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Betsan? Betsan, I know it's you.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17- How?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- You look exactly the same, - apart from the bag on your head.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- You move like Betsan, it says Betsan - in bold letters on your schoolbag.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- I knew it was a silly idea - having my name on my bag.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Betsan, why are you - wearing a bag on your head?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Because... because...
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- ..because I'm going shopping - and I want to save myself 5p.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Money doesn't grow on trees, Tesni.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- BELL RINGS
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Betsan, we've a lot of work to do.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- She doesn't want to take part.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- What do you mean? - She's just accessorizing.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- You've been very brave, Betsan...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- ..and... clever.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Hooray!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Why?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- She's making a stand.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12- A stand?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- A stand?- - Against the fashion show.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Highlighting how superficial - the fashion world is.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Yes, that's right.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- I've worked so hard on this show - and I won't let a hippie like you...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- ..to spoil it.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Just... just...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Ohh!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- I want a word with you, Owain.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- When'd be the best time - for me to do a radio show...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- ..objecting to the fashion show?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- ..objecting to the fashion show?- - Never. No, never.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- I'll go and ask Mr Roberts.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48- I'll go and ask Mr Roberts.- - Good luck.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Mr Roberts - doesn't like change of any kind.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- When they changed the colour - of the toilet roll, his ears bled.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Tesni? Tesni?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Yes, sir?
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- I've been thinking. I'd like - a change of clothing for the day.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Something fashionable?
0:08:20 > 0:08:26- Something so fashionable, it makes - fashion look out of fashion.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- When does your mother get here?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Mr Roberts! Can I have a word - about the radio station?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Not now. What did you say?
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- I want to introduce a programme - about the effects of fashion...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- ..on young minds.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- What? Yes, fine, whatever.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46- On radio? Good idea.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Thanks, sir. - Owain said you don't like change.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Once I've changed, I'll make Harry - Styles look like Jabba the Hutt.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Hiya, Mark. Are you on the way?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Yes. Yes.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- What?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- You're doing this on - the most important day of my life.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Who do you think you are?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Do you know what, Mark? - Just forget it.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Mark's pulled out - of the fashion show.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Oh, no!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- How could he?
0:09:33 > 0:09:38- On the most important day - of your life? Shame on him.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Be quiet, Geth.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Are you staying - for the entire broadcast?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Yes. I don't trust you in my studio.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- I don't trust Betsan to speak.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Right, - if that's how you want to be.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- What are you...? It's my studio!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09- Deiniol.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- I'll have to cancel the show.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- I'm sure you can find a replacement.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- I'm sure you can find a replacement.- - Who, exactly?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Owain? Deiniol?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- No.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- No-one in this school - is the same build as Mark.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Oh, OK then.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- If there's no-one else, - and if I have to, then I'll do it.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Oh. You're serious.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- I can't believe - I'm about to say this.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56- Geth, you can model Mark's clothes - in the fashion show.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Yes!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Come on.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Welcome to a special broadcast - about the fashion show...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- ..and the effect - it can have on young minds.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Betsan joins me. Why don't you - tell everyone about your protest?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- MUFFLED SPEECH
0:11:20 > 0:11:26- Unfortunately, the protest - is affecting your voice.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Perhaps you can remove the bag.
0:11:31 > 0:11:36- Please remove the bag and tell - everyone why you're wearing it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Please?
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Thanks, Betsan. - I'll come back to you later.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- I've a call on the line. - Line one. Hello, who's there?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Dafydd from Year 8.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Hello, and welcome to the show.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- What do you have to say - about the fashion show?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Are you going this afternoon?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Is Tesni modelling?
0:11:59 > 0:12:00- Yes.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Yes.- - Cool. I'm defo going then.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Please take the bag off.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- It's time for a song.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Oh, my goodness, please don't - tell me you're wearing a bag...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- ..to disguise that enormous zit?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Well, yes.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32- Is there anyone out there who's - in favour of the fashion show...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- ..and willing to have a debate?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- ..and willing to have a debate?- - Me! Me!
0:12:53 > 0:12:58- Whoa! Look, Geth, - that zit has its own personality!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- That was a good one, Tesni.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Geth, it wasn't that funny.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Sorry, Tesni.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- I can't go on stage - in front of everyone like this.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Come on, a bit of make-up - and no-one'll notice.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Wow!
0:13:19 > 0:13:24- There's only one thing we can do - and only one person to do the job.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Me. It must be squeezed.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29- No!!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- No!!- - Come back! Betsan, come back!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Let me squeeze your spot!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Let me squeeze your spot!- - The show will never happen.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Of course it will. - We'll be alright.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40- Just the two of us.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Just the two of us.- - Try this blazer on, Geth.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Whit-a-whew! Fits perfectly.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Like a banana in a glove.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- You're just - not the same shape as Mark.
0:13:59 > 0:14:05- Mark's the one with the funny shape, - with his childish muscles.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- He does nothing - but let you down, Tesni.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- You deserve someone - much better than him.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- You might have a point.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- You need someone...
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- ..who steps into the breach - when you're in a crisis...
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- ..even though he's likely to - look a fool in front of everyone.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Oh, Geth!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Yes?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- You're really... really...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- What?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- ..rubbish at flirting.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Where have you been, Deiniol?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Looking for Betsan. - She won't let me squeeze her spot.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- You know those old tortoises that - look really sad? That's how I feel.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Look at you - even a tortoise - wouldn't wear that waistcoat...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- ..no matter how sad it was.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- I need my studio back. - I need your help.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Ah-ha, Owain.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- I've been looking for someone young, - energetic and spunky.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- You know something about fashion.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27- If there's something Owain doesn't - know, then it's not worth knowing...
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- ..if that makes sense.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34- Could you put something together - for me for the fashion show?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Something that sends - middle-aged woman barking mad.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- I've just the thing, sir.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Aargh!
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- You've clothes to make middle-aged - women affect animal noises?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- You're right, - you really need my help.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Do you know what? - That's not too bad.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- If T-shirts - that are too tight on the stomach...
0:16:09 > 0:16:14- ..and too small in the shoulders - become fashionable, we'll be fine.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Don't worry, Tesni, everything - you do is bound to be a success...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21- ..no thanks to Mark.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- I've been thinking - about what you said.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- I can do better than him.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- I think I might finish with him.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Well done, - you're doing the right thing.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- If I were you, I'd phone him - before you forget. Go on.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Whoa, I'll do it later.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48- Until then, the fashion show - is more important than Mark.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Just don't forget - or change your mind.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Alright, Geth.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56- Now...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- ..try this mankini on.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Beachwear is one of - the highlights of the show.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Whoa, Geth! Behind the screen.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Oh, yes.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Psst!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Tesni! Is Deiniol here?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Yes, he's hiding behind this biro.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- No, Betsan, he isn't here.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- I'm worried he's hiding somewhere, - waiting for me.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- He's dying to squeeze my spot.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- I'll hide it - with make-up in a minute.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- I'm allergic to mascara.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44- Powder, Betsan. You want to hide the - spot, not draw a moustache on it!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Just go and hide somewhere.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Betsan! Get lost!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Something's wrong with Geth's pants.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01- The straps go all the way round his - shoulders. You gave him a wedgie!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- No, I didn't.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Are you sure?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Get ready for Operation JOPO.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12- What does JOPO mean?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- What does JOPO mean?- - Jen out, pus out.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- You get Jen - out of the studio for me...
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- ..and I'll help you - squeeze Betsan's spot.
0:18:33 > 0:18:39- I'm staying put until we have - a debate about the fashion show.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- Who wants to see Geth - in a mankini? Not me!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- What are you doing?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47- Open the door!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Stop it! Help me!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Open this door now, Owain!
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- Dear sweet listeners, don't touch - your radios, the rumour's true.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- The king is back.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- There are already two calls...
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- ..welcoming me back.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Line one, you're live with Owain. - Who's there?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Deiniol. When are you - going to help me? You promised.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Sorry, Deiniol, - I don't know what you mean.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23- Line two, who's there?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Line two, who's there?- - Good morning. Mr Roberts here.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Do you remember - that favour you promised?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Don't worry, Mr Roberts, - the clothes are ready.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Don't forget, fans, - you're listening to King Owain.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- I'm crazy, I'm mental...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- ..I'm nuts, I...
0:19:41 > 0:19:47- ..still wee the bed every night - but Mam says I'll grow out of it.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Jen.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Right, Geth, only one jumper left.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03- Please be careful. - This costs over 200.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Just remember you have chemistry - homework to do.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- He can copy yours, Jen.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- He can copy yours, Jen.- - No, he can do it himself.
0:20:12 > 0:20:18- Geth has more important things - on his mind than science, Jen.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Of course fashion's - more important than science.
0:20:22 > 0:20:28- Jean Paul Gaultier's contribution - far outweighs Mari Curie's.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- Well, of course...
0:20:30 > 0:20:35- ..because I haven't - even heard of Marie Curie's clothes.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- The sad thing is, she's serious.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Jen and her ethical designers!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Have you seen Deiniol anywhere?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- I hope he's gone home.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Betsan, please be careful - with that sandwich.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57- Don't worry. - Wow! This coat's lovely.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15- Deiniol!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- That costs over 200.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Mam's going to kill me. Look at it.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Deiniol!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- If Geth had done his homework, he - would've known about stain removal.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- What exactly are you saying, Jen?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- You use chemistry to remove stains.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- And you know how it's done?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- And you know how it's done?- - I might be willing to have a go...
0:21:42 > 0:21:48- ..if you and Brad Pitt there - come on my radio programme tomorrow.
0:21:48 > 0:21:53- You'll explain that chemistry - is far more important than fashion.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Oh, come on.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- Oh, come on.- - OK. OK.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- You have a deal.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Now, go and get the chemistry. - Lots of it.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Here you go, sir.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- GASPS
0:22:23 > 0:22:25- That jumper suits you, Geth.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Especially now that it's clean.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- You're a genius, Jen.
0:22:30 > 0:22:35- You'll be superb on my radio show - tomorrow, won't you, Einstein?
0:22:35 > 0:22:40- Tesni! I've found something cool - to hide my spot. It's so classy.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- O-M-G! I'm going to look so good.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48- O-M-G indeed!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Er, Tesni?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Do you fancy doing something - after school today?
0:22:57 > 0:23:02- I'm clearing the hall - after the fashion show. Sorry.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Do you want some help?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- Yes, alright. Thanks.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09- MOBILE RINGS
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- MOBILE RINGS- - It's Mark.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- Here's your chance. - Finish with him and end the call.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- Yes, what do you want?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Listen, Mark...
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Yes.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Yes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Really?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Oh, Mark! Thank you!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- OK, see you later, sweetheart.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- OK. Ta-ta.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Love you too.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Mark's going to do the fashion show. - Strip, Geth.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50- Tesni? When's your mother arriving - so that I can help her?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- No need. - My other mother's coming too.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Other mother?
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