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0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Come on, come on, where are you?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Why are you late, Geth?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- A dog attacked Mam's leg. - I had to take her to hospital.
0:00:40 > 0:00:45- The school elections are today. It's - your job to prepare the bulletins.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- I've got a stall. I've got a stall.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Very nice. What are you selling?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Things that people have no use for. - Hooray!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- What's this?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- What's this?- - A thing to smoke out bees, I think.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- That'll come in handy for someone.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Hurry, put on your masks.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- I've broken wind.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Give me strength.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- This is our chance. Relax. - You're losing your cool.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17- Am I?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Am I?- - Yes. Everything will be fine.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Alright. Sorry.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Don't apologize, Geth. - We'll be fine.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Write a script - for the 9.00am bulletin...
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- ..and for goodness' sakes, - stop being so nervous!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- These are childish. - Who brought them?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38- Owain.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Owain.- - Enough said. Oh, hello!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Do you like the sign? - I didn't copy anyone.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- I didn't look for ideas - online either.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- I just checked - how to spell democratiaeth.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- I take it - you know what democracy is?
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- Yes. Two foxes and a hen - choosing what to eat for supper.
0:01:59 > 0:02:05- I know. It's like musical chairs - with enough chairs for everyone.
0:02:05 > 0:02:10- That's my favourite party game, - apart from pass the parcel.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- But hide-and-seek in the bomb!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Do you know what it is, Jen?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Do you know what it is, Jen?- - Democracy is people's right...
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- ..to choose their own boss.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- Not all countries are democracies - so we're raising money for them.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- What for?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- What for?- - To help them.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- What for?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Since the school's elections - are today...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- ..democracy is our theme.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- How did you land this job, anyway?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- I don't know. I put my name - into a hat loads of times.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I thought Mr Roberts - was going to pull out a rabbit...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- But he pulled your name out instead.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- But he pulled your name out instead.- - Yes.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Can I change schools, please, Miss?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- No.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02- It's important that people - make their own choices in the world.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- It's important we support democracy.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Exactly. Want to buy a cake, Miss?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Exactly. Want to buy a cake, Miss?- - You couldn't pay me to eat one.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- How do you think - I keep my figure looking like this?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Aerobics?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Yes, that and dangerous crash diets.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Right then, Mr Roberts...
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- ..are the nominees for the - school president election to hand?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- I prepared them right away after - you threatened to shave my head.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Exciting!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Sit in the chair.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- I've brought you down here - to discuss the dreadful problem...
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- ..that this school currently faces.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- This is - the problem I'm talking about.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- These two - are standing in an election.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- They're standing - as school president today.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- That's what happens when you leave - Mr Roberts in charge of things.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- I don't want this clown - becoming president...
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- ..or we'll be the laughing stock - of every school once she speaks.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- I suggest - that we rig the election...
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- ..to make sure Tesni wins.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- But she's bound to win anyway.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Who'd vote for Betsan?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- I can't afford to risk it.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Tesni has to win.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- She looks good...
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- ..and at least I can give her - a script to learn before meetings.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Now, listen very carefully.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- To make sure - the pupils don't vote for Betsan...
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- ..I'm going to spread a story about - her that's completely untrue...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- ..on the school radio.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Are you going to vote for me, Owain?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Tesni, Tesni, - reporters don't take sides.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- We just report the truth.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- There we are then.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43- We've brought you here...
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- ..because - you're the school's main DJ.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- We're not going to harm you, - we just want...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- ..a word.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Don't do anything foolish.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Take that bag off his head.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- It's risky.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- It's risky.- - Now!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Hello, Owain.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- It's me.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Miss Dearth.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- I can see that.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- The doctor told me - not to do this silly voice...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- ..because it frightens - the other patients.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Owain, we've brought you here - to discuss something terrible.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Has Deiniol turned into an ice bun - from eating too many?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- No.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Good job. - I've told him not to try it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Owain, we have evidence...
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- ..that Betsan's - been giving away free food...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- ..from the charity stall...
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- ..to sway people to vote for her - in today's elections.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Betsan's standing - for school president?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- That's what you get - for wearing one hat to do two jobs.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- You picked her name out of a hat?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10- You picked her name out of a hat?- - Yes.
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Owain, if Betsan has cheated...
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- ..it's not fair for Betsan to win.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- You have to make sure - that Betsan loses.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- You have to let all the pupils know - what Betsan has done...
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- ..so that they don't vote for her.
0:07:33 > 0:07:38- You have five hours, Owain.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- You have five hours - and fifty-nine...
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Which one of these - should I put on the wall?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- The one where I look - geek chic and clever...
0:08:26 > 0:08:31- ..or the one where I look - powerful, geek chic and clever?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- That's a tough one.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- I love this. - My picture's everywhere.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- "April sixth, it's spring.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- "The daffodils are in bloom - and I'm so happy...
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- "..I've been - skipping around the garden...
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- "..in trunks, goggles and armbands."
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- News has just reached us...
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- ..that Betsan has been - giving away free food...
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- ..to people - from the charity stall...
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- ..to get them - to vote for her in the elections.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- That's completely shameful.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- More about this shameful story - throughout the day.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- What?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- What?- - Who gave you that story?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Professional reporters - never reveal their secrets.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- You reveal plenty of them in this.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- My primary school diary?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- Yes, it was in amongst - the books you donated.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40- Let's see.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- "January third.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48- "It's been snowing and I've been - stuffing snow down my pants. Brrr!"
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Who told you?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- I'm not saying.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- "August 23rd. - Betsan made me a daisy chain.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- "I love Betsan. She's so clever."
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Please, Jen, you can't tell anyone.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- I only want one name from you.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Alright.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- "June 23rd."
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- "June 23rd."- - The Young Farmer's fair.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- There's a lot in here - about two pigs...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- ..mud, a hen and you.
0:10:23 > 0:10:29- Do you want me - to share this story with everyone...
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- ..or are you going to tell me - who made up that story about Betsan?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Tesni's way out in front.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- We have to get people - to stop talking about this story...
0:10:52 > 0:10:52- ..and talk about something else.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- ..and talk about something else.- - I don't understand what's going on.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- That's exactly how I feel.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- How do we get people - to talk about something else?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- By giving them - something else to talk about.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- I still don't get it.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- I still don't get it.- - I understand.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Explain, please.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- We make up bigger stories...
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- ..and then Owain will have to - talk about them on the radio...
0:11:17 > 0:11:22- ..instead of this story and people - will vote for Betsan again.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- She appeals to pupils who want a - president to make a mess of things.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- How are we going to do it?
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- By outing the person who made up - the story about Betsan as an idiot.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Mr Roberts.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Mr Roberts.- - Hooray! Vote for Mr Roberts!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Are you following - what's going on here?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49- No.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59- It's almost 11.00am.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Mr Roberts gets here - at the same time every day.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Why do you think - he uses these toilets every day?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- The staff toilets are far away...
0:12:10 > 0:12:15- ..and Mr Roberts is lazier - than a sloth on sleeping tablets.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Are you ready?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Are you ready?- - Cling Film, go!
0:12:27 > 0:12:32- I love playing hide-and-seek. - One, two, three...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Hush, Betsan!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Get out of the way, Deiniol!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Oh, no!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Ready or not, I'm coming!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Here you go, Mr Roberts.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Will Owain run that story?
0:13:42 > 0:13:48- His exact words were, "I'm God today - and I'm a god who tells the truth."
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- His feet - are still on the ground then.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57- Mr Roberts has been spreading - these bogus stories about Betsan.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Whose story do you believe?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- The story of a man - who pees his trousers....
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- ..or that of a sensible - and responsible girl like Betsan?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- One, two, three, four...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- It's a tough choice.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Before we end, a reminder of - the stories so far this lunchtime.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Mr Roberts has peed his trousers.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Posters of him can be seen - all over school. Don't go far.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- I can't believe - you peed your trousers.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36- I didn't pee my trousers, - I peed on them.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- What on earth were you doing - peeing on your trousers?
0:14:41 > 0:14:42- I didn't try to do it.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- The pupils know the story - about Betsan came from you.
0:14:46 > 0:14:52- No-one will ever believe the word - of a man who pees his trousers.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55- I peed on my trousers.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Don't split hairs!
0:14:58 > 0:15:03- The pupils who wanted to vote for - Tesni are now voting for Betsan...
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- ..out of spite.
0:15:06 > 0:15:13- If it's any consolation, I won't - pee on my trousers ever again.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- As it stands...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- ..Betsan's in the lead.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- I refuse to go to meetings with - someone who thinks taramasalata...
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- ..is a country in Africa.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Sort it out, Mr Roberts...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- ..or I'll give you - the kind of nightmares...
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- ..that make you pee the bed - as well as your trousers.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37- I peed on my trousers.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39- Get out!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- It's not looking good, Tesni.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- I don't know what's gone wrong.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- What's gone wrong is that someone - has sullied my good name...
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- ..which means - no-one believes the story...
0:16:11 > 0:16:12- ..that Betsan stole from charity.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- ..that Betsan stole from charity.- - You started this cheating business.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20- All I wanted to do was win. - Someone needs to sort it out.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- And that person is me.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- I'm afraid to tell you this...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- ..but Betsan's in the lead...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- ..at the moment.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- People like Betsan more than me?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- What will people think - if you lose to Betsan?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- No-one'll - want to sit by you lunchtime.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- You'll be like one of those - Computer Club kids with no friends.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Betsan'll be the prom queen - at the end of the year.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- On top of that...
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- ..if you don't win, - I wouldn't be surprised...
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- ..if Darth Vader - made me dress like a prom queen.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- You don't want to see me - in a tiara and ball gown.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- What is it?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20- Plan B.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- I don't like this at all.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Why can't we say good news about me - instead of bad news about Betsan?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Bad news makes the world go round.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Hush, he's coming.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Hi, Geth.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Hi, Tesni. What are you doing here?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- I was waiting for you.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Really?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Of course.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- What's the next bulletin's - main story?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00- That idiot Mr Roberts - peeing his trousers.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- What a jerk.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- So you haven't heard - the latest story?
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Er, no, I don't think so.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- It's a juicy scoop.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- I doubt I can fit - another story into the bulletin.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- No?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25- Of course I can.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- What's in that envelope? - I hope it's not bad.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- I don't know. Miss Dearth wrote it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- That's why Carwyn from Year 7 will - never trust anyone with big feet.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Now for some breaking news.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- It's emerged that Betsan - also cheated at primary school.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04- Apparently, the road safety poster - which won the school competition...
0:19:04 > 0:19:09- ..wasn't her own work, it was - actually created by her mother.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25- Is that story true, Betsan?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Yes. Isn't that what everyone does?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- I won a really cool - fluorescent jacket.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I looked like a lighthouse.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- We have to do something, Deiniol, - but what?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Who brought these to school?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Who brought these to school?- - You're a genius, Deiniol!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- I couldn't help but notice...
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- ..that you're wearing - an interesting jumper-trouser combo.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- I peed on my trousers, - I didn't pee my trousers.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- I've found you these - - this year's fashion.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11- Well, as you know, - I'm a very fashionable man, Jen.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Of course. - Why don't you get changed in there?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Betsan, this might sound strange...
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- ..but Mr Roberts wants to play - hide-and-seek with you.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- One, two, three, four...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37- No, not here, in the storeroom.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- I know he's hiding - behind the photocopier.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Ready or not, I'm coming!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Where are you, you scamp! - Oh, there you are!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- What are you doing? - What's what smoke?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Don't panic, Mr Roberts, - it's only smoke.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Then again, you'd better panic. - Fire!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- I'm starting to feel light headed.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12- Don't pee your trousers!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- I didn't pee my trousers!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- This is the end.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Kiss of life!
0:21:29 > 0:21:30- Kiss of life!- - Was this meant to happen?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32- No. Bonus!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- No. Bonus!- - Everyone out!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Mr Roberts is dead.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Leave him. I don't want - my hair smelling of smoke.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Don't, Betsan! Don't!
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- You're alive, Mr Roberts. - I've saved your life!
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- Give me a break.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- If this happened in a film, - you'd have to be my slave.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55- Let's get you out.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Don't take photos of me like this.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Don't take photos of me like this.- - It'll make people forget...
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- ..that you'd peed your trousers.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- On my trousers!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- This'll be the main story.
0:22:12 > 0:22:17- The news team don't have time to - change the news now there's a fire.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22- A fire won't stop Owain. - He's at his best under pressure.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Get away from the door. - Get back to writing a script.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Let me go. I don't want to die.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34- You've no time to stand outside - before the next bulletin.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35- Help!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Help!- - Put this on!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- The newsroom - still operates in a crisis.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- You've gone completely mad.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- We could die.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- You're going to kill me!
0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Not only did I save Mr Roberts' - life, I won the hide-and-seek too.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- He just fell down in front of me. - Easy!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Who wants to buy something?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Lads, there's no fire. - Emergency over.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- "January 25th, - the St Dwynwen's disco.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- "I made scent out of rose petals."
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Listen up.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Here's the result of the election.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Tesni won 40% of the votes.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Following her bravery...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- ..in rescuing Mr Roberts...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- ..Betsan has won - with a majority of 60%.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49- Betsan is Ffrwd y Mor's - new school president.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Well, Mr Roberts, I hope - she'll make a good job of it...
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- ..otherwise I'll make every day - you spend here a living nightmare.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Thank you very much. - Why are you clapping?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- You won the election.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- What election?
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