Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hi, we're JLS and you are watching the Friday Download.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16Give it up for your Friday Download presenters!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this?

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Are you ready for this? #

0:00:24 > 0:00:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Welcome to Friday Download.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36- Your instant download for the week ahead.- Now, school's out...

0:00:36 > 0:00:38CHEERING

0:00:38 > 0:00:41..and I for one am very excited about that.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44As you all know, I've got a very special Movie Download

0:00:44 > 0:00:46coming up later on in the show.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50I was lucky enough, don't be jealous, to go and meet

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54CHEERING

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Yeah(!)- Very lucky. I like the Jedward look.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Listen, that's a shadow, all right? It's the shadow on my hair!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- They were very cool.- They look cool.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07But, you might have noticed, guys, or you at home,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Dionne isn't with us cos she's away on tour.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11- AUDIENCE:- Awwwww.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14However, she will do a special Style Download for me.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16We'll see that later on in the show.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20But I thought, I'm a good friend, so I brought Dionne along.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Where is she?!- Oh, she's here.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24I brought the Muppet along of Dionne

0:01:24 > 0:01:27because of the very Muppet-special Movie Download.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Wow, that is so cool!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Does it look like her?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Well, I'm sure if we said it did, she might get a bit...

0:01:34 > 0:01:35I'd be a bit offended!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38I think we all want to know this, do you miss us?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42MIMICS HER: Well, every night, I sing the Friday Download theme tune.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44She's not Australian!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Your mouth's not meant to be moving, Cel!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Right, OK, thanks for that, Dionne.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Here's what's coming up in today's show...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54CHEERING

0:01:54 > 0:01:57It's a Tracy Beaker Dance Download with special guest

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Saffron Coomber...

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Dionne creates a pop star in Style Download...

0:02:02 > 0:02:05the brilliant Encore will perform their new single...

0:02:05 > 0:02:07# Hope you had fun... #

0:02:07 > 0:02:11..there's more from One Direction and their new BFFs Aidan and Cel...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Whoa. No, you don't!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I can hear them cracking!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20..and it's a Big Time Rush to Sing Download...

0:02:20 > 0:02:21# It feels like the music

0:02:21 > 0:02:23# It feels like

0:02:23 > 0:02:25# The music sounds better with you. #

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Hello, welcome to Dance Download.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35This week, I'm going to teach you another small routine.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36This is what it looks like.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Now, to help me teach this routine, I've got, as always, Richard.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- What's up?- Now Rich,

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- you've left Tracy Beaker.- Yep.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29AUDIENCE: Awwww.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32So, because bezzies and all that jazz.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I thought, Rich deserves a treat

0:03:34 > 0:03:36cos you come on Dance Download every week.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39This week's is an extra special Tracy Beaker Dance Download.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41A Tracy Beaker Dance Download?!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Because we've your other bezza...

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Saffron.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:46 > 0:03:49SHE SCREAMS

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Saffron is here!- Yep.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Best Dance Download! Are you ready to boogie?- Er, a little bit.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Watch out, Aidan, cos she can move.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Right, so the bit we're going to teach for this routine,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04it comes up twice in the routine I showed you and looks like this.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09You go one, two, three, four... and then go, oh, yeah.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12That's all you have to do. It looks much harder than it is.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15- You see what I have to put up with every week.- I see that.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- Don't be complaining cos your other bezzie's here!- I'm not complaining!

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Come. Start standing here.- Yup. - Right.- Put your foot out.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Bring it back but as you bring it back, as you step,

0:04:26 > 0:04:28push out the other foot and tap.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- OK.- Then bring it back, kick out.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34And then tear. Step, even. Not tear cos that's not a real word!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Step, definitely. We do this twice.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39So you go, one... Two.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43But as you're doing this, you'll go into the music

0:04:43 > 0:04:46and drop your arms into it. So it's one, two...

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ooh, watch out!

0:04:48 > 0:04:49OK, I can't do that!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51There's not such thing as can't.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Do it, do it, do it. - Wait, wait, wait.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Find the rhythm. Compose yourself. Be the music.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I need music.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Whoa!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Wait, wait, wait. The finish. Ready?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Whoa, whoa, whoa!- Watch out!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm ready! Play the music!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Are you ready, Saff?- No, no, no.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You can't be jumping ahead. Do you know what to do?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- I can try.- Let's see.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- OK. So, what is it? - Right foot first.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22So that, that...

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Oh!

0:05:27 > 0:05:30CHEERING

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I told you she could break it down.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Now, we'll try it together and then do it to the music. Let's try it.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Ready, go. One, two, three, four.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43One, two, three, four. Oh!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- I like this one.- We are definitely ready to do it to the music.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49I want all of you to try it.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Come on, girls! - If you can't do the move,

0:05:52 > 0:05:54do a little freestyle. A little boom.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59A little boom, boom. A little boom, boom, boom, boom.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01MUSIC PLAYS

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Freestyle.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Ready? Three, go.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Ready? Now.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Three, four.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Wait.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, yeah!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Keep free-styling.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, oh, oh.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Come in three, two, one, now.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26One, two,

0:06:26 > 0:06:28three, four.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Oh, yeah!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34That's good. It's good.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:38 > 0:06:41That was absolutely brilliant.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Richard, as always...

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- you did amazing.- Thanks.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46CHEERING

0:06:46 > 0:06:50I want to hear a bigger cheer than that for Saffron!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51SCREAMING

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Absolutely amazing. First Dance Download, she was brilliant.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Bam!- Another round of applause, please.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02So, thank you, big thank you to Rich,

0:07:02 > 0:07:05big thank you to Saff and that is Dance Download complete.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06CHEERING

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Why did the clown go to the doctor?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- ALL:- Cos he was feeling a bit funny.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Hello and welcome to the Games Download.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23I'm here with Richard,

0:07:23 > 0:07:26and for the first time ever, our special guest...

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Saffron, Sapphire in Tracy Beaker. It's lovely to have you here.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35- It's lovely to be here.- Are you much of a gamer?- Erm, I have goes at it.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37My best friend's more of a gamer than I am.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I watch her.- You think you're all right?- I'm all right.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42What about the workout games and stuff?

0:07:42 > 0:07:46Oh, Just Dance 3 and stuff like that. I'm a don at that.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48See? I told you she can move!

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Anyway, the first game today is Kinnect Sports, the second edition.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55We're on the Xbox 360 Kinnect.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Basically, this is the same sort of game but with a couple

0:07:58 > 0:08:02of extra games on top like American football, darts, skiing, etc.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06So, the game we're playing is golf. Saffron, would you give it a go?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Of course not.- OK.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Get up then.- OK then.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14I tell you what, Tyger, she's got a swing on her. Watch it!

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- So turn sideways, as you would do to start.- OK. Like this?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Now, swing!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Swing!- OK.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I'm not going to lie, it looks like he wants to breakdance.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Help!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31- No, I can't do it.- Richard, would you do it?- Do it, Rich.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Come on, Richard. Let's see if Richard can do it.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Just give it a swing. Swing for it.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Bang.- Good shot, bro!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Is it a hole in one?! Hole in one?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46That ain't half bad.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Tiger Woods has got nothing on me, Tyger.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53You've got to do a little pitch now. You've got to do a little chip.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Oh, brilliant.- Oh!- Ooh!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00CHEERING

0:09:00 > 0:09:02That was amazing.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Doesn't get better than that. - That was amazing.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09- I did say Tyger's got nothing on me. - That's got to be a birdie.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Sorry, Saff, but... - No, it's all right.- Celebrate, mate.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- It's your time to celebrate!- Yeah!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, yes!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yes!

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Anyway, that was Kinnect Sports.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23It's made me want to go and get this game, Tyger.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24You should cos you're so good at it.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27The only thing I don't particularly like about the game is

0:09:27 > 0:09:29you do only get six games.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's a bit disappointing.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Is it a bit like when the Wii came out and you got that disc

0:09:34 > 0:09:36and there's a few games on there?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38It's pretty much exactly the same.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40But it is fun and you did do very well.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44So that is Kinnect Sports Season Two. Unlucky, Saff.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48And now we've got today's gadget, but before I do that...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Oh, I've just spotted one of my enemies.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I've just spotted one of my enemies.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54I need to take him down!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Use the force, Tyger!- I got him.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I got him.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05It's me!

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Oh, it's Cel!

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- Cel, don't scare me like that, man. - I'm sorry.- You could have got hurt!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- I found this cool gadget just behind the stage.- They're safe.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- We're doing Star Wars gadgets today. - Wicked.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Could you pass that to me, Cel? - I can.- I'm excited.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23This is the Darth Maul electronic mask.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- It's pretty scary, pretty cool and easy to fit on your head.- It is.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30He's got eight catchphrases and you press this horn...

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- I sense your fear.- Press the horn and the catchphrases come out.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Let's listen to a couple.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40- I will finish you, Jedi.- Ooooh!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- I am Darth Maul.- He is.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47So, that's the Darth Maul electronic mask.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50The second thing is actually very, very special.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52We're very lucky to have it here

0:10:52 > 0:10:54because there's only two of these in existence.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Two?!- On the entire face of the planet, only two.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59You are the gadget man!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01I bring this stuff to you, guys.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04So we're very lucky, it's an exclusive sneak peek.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08It is the jumbo remote-control inflatable R2-D2.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Imagine writing that on your Christmas list!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Wow!

0:11:13 > 0:11:14That's not scary.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17LAUGHTER

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Here we go.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Basically, like the real R2-D2 he can move backwards,

0:11:25 > 0:11:27forwards and move around in circles.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31He's inflatable and he's been weighted in such a way that

0:11:31 > 0:11:34when you do some really cool stuff like this...

0:11:34 > 0:11:35You all right, mate?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Whoa!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Can we do that again! Do it again.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Slow motion this. He's giving his message to Princess Leia.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51The storm troopers are on the way. Jump!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's so cool. It's so cool.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04That is amazing. Next he'll be doing Dance Download with Aidan.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11This will be coming out in the summer, hopefully,

0:12:11 > 0:12:15and they've also got plans to make more, maybe a storm trooper one.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- C-3PO?- Yeah, but this is the only one out at the moment.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21It's super cool. Anyway, thanks for that, guys.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Now it is time for Tyger Versus. For that, we're going to need

0:12:25 > 0:12:28the rest of our presenters. If they could come on down?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:31 > 0:12:33There they are.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- This is amazing. Two of them. - It's a balloon on wheels.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39- It's an R2-D2. - It's a balloon on wheels.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Oi. Oi. Don't diss, yeah?

0:12:42 > 0:12:45He's got feelings, yeah?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49Tyger Versus is the part where I go up against one of these guys

0:12:49 > 0:12:51at a game and we see who wins.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54The score for the series so far is 5-0.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Anything is possible.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Let's see who I'm against today.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- This is the tense bit. - The randomiser!

0:13:00 > 0:13:05- I love how they've got the pictures...- Whoa! Watch out!

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Georgia!

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Go, girl.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12CHEERING

0:13:12 > 0:13:15So, Georgia, the game we're playing is Donkey Derby.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19It's a classic fairground game. You'll probably recognise it.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Let's stand up and I'll explain. - Come on, sister!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26All we need is one point. I will love you for ever. Not that I do already.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Not that you do already?! - Not that you DON'T already.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Not that I don't already!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34- How do I play?- I'll explain it now.

0:13:34 > 0:13:39What's going to happen is I'm yellow, you're purple.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41The balls are going to appear, one on each side.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45The middle one's the highest scores. These ones are lower scores.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Get ready, Georgia.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Your ball's there, pick it up!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Oh, I'm so sorry!- Keep going.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Georgia! Keep going.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Roll it, roll it, roll it. Yes!

0:13:57 > 0:14:00AUDIENCE CHANTS: Georgia!

0:14:00 > 0:14:04And again, just go. Roll! Roll! Nice.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Pick it up. Release.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Ohhhh! Pick it up, release.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Pick it up, release.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Pick it up, release.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Pick it up, release.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Noooo!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Right.- I'm really sorry, guys.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35I'm not going to gloat. I'll sit down.

0:14:35 > 0:14:40- Aidan, cheer up, buddy. It's only a game.- Tyger, I've got to admit.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Well played. - Thanks, mate. Thanks so much.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47So, that was Tyger Versus. I won so now the score is...

0:14:47 > 0:14:496-0 to me.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51But that is the Games Download complete.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Still to come, your JLS music tributes plus all of this...

0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Bacon. Hot or not?- Not hot.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Oh, no, I love a bit of bacon. No?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Come on!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I love that prank.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12# Feels like

0:15:12 > 0:15:13# It feels like

0:15:13 > 0:15:16# The music sounds better with you. #

0:15:19 > 0:15:23So, as you know, Dionne can't be with us this week.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26But she can't let us down because she's such a nice person.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Last week, I went to see her, picked up her picks for the week

0:15:29 > 0:15:30and here they are.

0:15:30 > 0:15:35Hey guys, welcome to Music Download with the one and only...

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Me. No, I'm joking. The one and only, Aidan Davis.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Anyway, do you want to hear my first pick?- Yep.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46- My first pic is DJ Fresh featuring Rita Ora with...- Hot Right Now.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48# You know you're only in it Cos it's hot right now

0:15:48 > 0:15:51# Hot right now Turn it up right now

0:15:51 > 0:15:54# Put your hands in the air If you want it right now

0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Eh oh eh oh hot right now

0:15:57 > 0:16:00# You know you're only in it Cos it's hot right now

0:16:00 > 0:16:02# Hot right now Turn it up right now

0:16:02 > 0:16:03# Put your hands in the air

0:16:03 > 0:16:05# If you want it right now

0:16:05 > 0:16:08# Eh oh eh oh hot right now

0:16:08 > 0:16:09# Throw your hands up

0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Throw your hands up

0:16:11 > 0:16:12# Throw your hands up

0:16:12 > 0:16:13# Throw your hands up

0:16:13 > 0:16:16# You got the latest place It's on your radar

0:16:16 > 0:16:19# But by the time You show your face it's over

0:16:19 > 0:16:22# Eh oh eh oh eh eh

0:16:22 > 0:16:25# Eh oh eh oh oooh

0:16:25 > 0:16:28# You got the magic numbers On your speed dial

0:16:28 > 0:16:30# And you're so busy dropping names But meanwhile

0:16:30 > 0:16:32# Eh oh eh oh

0:16:32 > 0:16:35# Eh oh eh oh. #

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- I love it.- I love it, too. Very retro.- Amazing, isn't she?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Do you know the video, don't you find it really retro

0:16:42 > 0:16:46- with the jacket and she's just rolling.- She's so good.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Do you think she looks a bit like Rhianna?- Visually?

0:16:49 > 0:16:54- I mean her style.- That swagger. - Yeah, but very different.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- She went to the same school as me. - I did not know that.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Obviously, not when I was there. She's much older.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03She's definitely going to do really well.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07My next pic is Emeli Sande with Next To Me.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08# You won't ever find him

0:17:08 > 0:17:10# Being unfaithful

0:17:11 > 0:17:12# You'll find him

0:17:12 > 0:17:14# You'll find him next to me

0:17:16 > 0:17:18# You won't find him

0:17:18 > 0:17:20# Trying to chase the devil

0:17:21 > 0:17:24# For money, fame, for power

0:17:24 > 0:17:25# Out of grief

0:17:27 > 0:17:29# You won't ever find him

0:17:29 > 0:17:31# Where the rest go

0:17:31 > 0:17:32# You will find him

0:17:32 > 0:17:36# You'll find him next to me

0:17:36 > 0:17:39# Next to me

0:17:39 > 0:17:41# Ooooh

0:17:41 > 0:17:44# Next to me

0:17:44 > 0:17:45# Ooooh

0:17:45 > 0:17:48# Next to me

0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Ooooh

0:17:50 > 0:17:53# You will find him

0:17:53 > 0:17:56# You'll find him next to me. #

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- How amazing is she? - Absolutely amazing.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Did you know, she's written for Cher Lloyd?- Cool.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Chipmunk.- Cool.- And Susan Boyle.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Still cool.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10- OK, next up is Victoria Justice with...- Best Friend's Brother.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14# I call you up When I know he's at home

0:18:14 > 0:18:15# I jump out of my skin

0:18:15 > 0:18:17# When he picks up the phone

0:18:17 > 0:18:20# Why can I tell If he's looking at me?

0:18:20 > 0:18:24# Should I give him a smile? Should I get up and leave?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26# I know it's strange

0:18:26 > 0:18:28# I don't know what I'm thinking

0:18:28 > 0:18:29# But is it wrong

0:18:29 > 0:18:31# If I see him this weekend?

0:18:31 > 0:18:35# I really hope I can get him alone

0:18:35 > 0:18:38# I just don't Don't want her to know

0:18:38 > 0:18:42# Yeahhhh

0:18:42 > 0:18:45# My best friend's brother Is the one for me

0:18:45 > 0:18:48# Yeahhhhh

0:18:48 > 0:18:50# A punk rock drummer

0:18:50 > 0:18:52# And he's six foot three

0:18:52 > 0:18:53# I don't want to

0:18:53 > 0:18:55# But I want to

0:18:55 > 0:18:57# Cos I just can't get him

0:18:57 > 0:18:59# Out of mind

0:18:59 > 0:19:02# And yeahhhh

0:19:02 > 0:19:04# My best friend's brother

0:19:04 > 0:19:06# Is the one for me. #

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I've got a sneaky feeling that Victoria has a crush

0:19:09 > 0:19:11on her best friend's brother.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I don't know where I'm getting it from. It's just there.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16How does his brain work?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I don't know.- Right, well...

0:19:19 > 0:19:24My next pic is Cher Lloyd featuring Astro Kid with Want U Back.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Let's have a look.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29# You clearly didn't think This through

0:19:29 > 0:19:31# If what I've been told is true

0:19:31 > 0:19:33# You'll be crawling back

0:19:33 > 0:19:35# Like boo-hoo-hoo

0:19:35 > 0:19:38# Remember all the things That you and I did first?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40# And now you're doing them with her

0:19:40 > 0:19:42# Remember all the things That you and I did first?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45# You got me Got me like this

0:19:45 > 0:19:48# And now you're taking her To every restaurant

0:19:48 > 0:19:50# And everywhere we went, come on!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53# And now you're taking her To every restaurant

0:19:53 > 0:19:55# You got me Got me like this. #

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Now Aidan, I've got a treat for you, all the viewers at home

0:19:58 > 0:20:00and everyone in the audience...

0:20:00 > 0:20:05- I'm excited.- Cher will be performing next week.- Oh, yes.- She will be.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I'll be there.- So all you Cher Lloyd fans and everyone at home and Aidan,

0:20:08 > 0:20:12who's extremely excited, make sure you tune in for that.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16OK, my final pic is three talented men.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19You must remember them from last time?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21I know who you're talking about.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24It's the one and only Encore with Fun Last Night.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Aidan, give them my love.- I will. - Go to the studio.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30This is Encore.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35# Hope you had fun last night

0:20:35 > 0:20:38# I hope you had fun last night

0:20:38 > 0:20:40# I hope you had fun last night

0:20:40 > 0:20:43# Hope you had fun

0:20:43 > 0:20:45# You've got a lot of nerve

0:20:45 > 0:20:47# You know what time it is?

0:20:47 > 0:20:48# You show up now at 10am

0:20:48 > 0:20:50# Tell me what I've missed

0:20:50 > 0:20:51# Cos I've been stuck at home

0:20:51 > 0:20:53# Calling up all your friends

0:20:53 > 0:20:54# And not one single answer

0:20:54 > 0:20:56# Now where the heck you been?

0:20:56 > 0:20:57# What's that smell, hey?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59# That's not my aftershave

0:20:59 > 0:21:01# It's not from him now, is it?

0:21:01 > 0:21:02# That one, now what's his name?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04# I've seen the two of you

0:21:04 > 0:21:05# Wrapped up in conversation

0:21:05 > 0:21:07# But you're not much for talking

0:21:07 > 0:21:08# I need an explanation

0:21:08 > 0:21:09# You're so fake

0:21:09 > 0:21:11# So don't dare

0:21:11 > 0:21:13# To say he's only your friend

0:21:13 > 0:21:14# Cos I swear

0:21:14 > 0:21:15# I don't care

0:21:15 > 0:21:17# I've been there

0:21:17 > 0:21:18# I see the look on your face

0:21:18 > 0:21:19# So tell me did you have

0:21:19 > 0:21:22# Fun last night?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25# I hope you've got tears In both your eyes

0:21:25 > 0:21:26# Look what you've done

0:21:26 > 0:21:28# Look what you've done

0:21:28 > 0:21:31# I hope you had fun

0:21:33 > 0:21:35# Hope you had fun last night Yeah girl

0:21:35 > 0:21:38# Hope you had fun last night Yeah

0:21:38 > 0:21:42# Hope you had fun last night Yeah girl

0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Hope you had fun last night Yeah

0:21:44 > 0:21:46# You're so fake

0:21:46 > 0:21:47# So don't dare

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# To say he's only your friend

0:21:49 > 0:21:50# Cos I swear

0:21:50 > 0:21:51# I don't care

0:21:51 > 0:21:53# I've been there

0:21:53 > 0:21:55# I see the look on your face

0:21:55 > 0:21:57# So tell me did you have

0:21:57 > 0:21:58# Fun last night?

0:21:58 > 0:22:01# Did he show up like every time?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03# What did you do?

0:22:03 > 0:22:04# What did he say?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07# Did you go on by the way?

0:22:07 > 0:22:11# Did you have fun last night?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13# I hope you've got Tears in both your eyes

0:22:13 > 0:22:15# Look what you've done

0:22:15 > 0:22:16# Look what you've done

0:22:16 > 0:22:19# I hope you had fun

0:22:19 > 0:22:22# Hope you had fun last night

0:22:22 > 0:22:25# Did you have fun last night?

0:22:25 > 0:22:27# Hope you had fun last night yeah

0:22:27 > 0:22:30# Hope you had fun last night yeah

0:22:30 > 0:22:34# Hope you had fun last night yeah

0:22:34 > 0:22:35# Hope you had fun last night

0:22:35 > 0:22:38# I hope you've got tears In both your eyes

0:22:38 > 0:22:39# Look what you've done

0:22:39 > 0:22:41# Look what you've done

0:22:41 > 0:22:44# I hope you had fun. #

0:22:45 > 0:22:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Thank you, guys.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54Thank you very much to encore! Did you enjoy that?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56CHEERING

0:22:56 > 0:22:58That's Music Download complete.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Welcome to Just For Laughs. I have my assistant Aidan here.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11- I'm going to make a bet with you. - OK.- We've got a piece of string here.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Ordinary, do you agree?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Let me check it out first. That's fine.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Hold on.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Definitely a piece of string. - Everyone agree?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Your task, and if you do this, I will treat you to whatever you want,

0:23:26 > 0:23:28- The world and I'll get it for you. - OK.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30You have one piece in each hand,

0:23:30 > 0:23:33but once you've touched them, you can't let go.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36There's no swapping them round, cos you've let go.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40I want you to hold onto each end and make a knot in the rope.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43If you can do it, I don't want any answers,

0:23:43 > 0:23:46it's down to Aidan, it's the world.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Right. Now, you can't let go.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52OK.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56OK. Put yourself in handcuffs, nice.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Can I let go of it to finish it off?

0:23:58 > 0:24:00No, you've got to keep hold of it.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Get off my watch! Taking it off my watch...

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Oh, my days!

0:24:06 > 0:24:10- Don't worry.- Can I have one more attempt, please?- No!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12This is going to really frustrate me.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Don't pretend like you don't know how to do it!

0:24:15 > 0:24:17- Am I all right to think for a minute?!- OK!

0:24:17 > 0:24:20If I grab it here with that hand...

0:24:20 > 0:24:22and grab this one here.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- You agree that I am holding it? - Yeah.- If I just let go...

0:24:28 > 0:24:30LAUGHTER

0:24:30 > 0:24:32APPLAUSE

0:24:32 > 0:24:34It's all right.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Obviously, you viewers want to know how to do this on your friends.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40- I feel really frustrated. - I'm going to teach you.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- You set it up!- I'm going to give you the world! A good incentive.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46I thought I was getting the world.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47You can't do it.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50And then there's the acting.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54How do I do it? Thinking, the casual cross the arms pose.

0:24:54 > 0:24:59- Is this a good thinking pose?- That is but you have to go into this pose.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Remember, when you fold your arms, this is important, one hand

0:25:02 > 0:25:05has got to go underneath and the other hand on top.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09And then you go, I'm going to grab it, leading with the one underneath.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Am I doing this? Yep.- So you lead with this one. You pick it up.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17It's so awkward. Totally got it.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21Then with this hand, grab that one.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22What?!

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Hold it up. And now just release. Just let go.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Slowly.- Oh, dear.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Boom.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35And that is Just For Laughs Download complete.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:41 > 0:25:46OK, last week you guys saw me and Aidan do a hot or not with...

0:25:46 > 0:25:47One Route?

0:25:47 > 0:25:52- One Direction!- And we know Niall likes sweets for breakfast.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- You learn something new every day. - Every single day.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57And here's what else we got up to.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00- I love you, Niall!- I love you, Zayn!

0:26:02 > 0:26:04- So we're in Sheffield... - Outside Sheffield City Hall.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Thanks for that. For an extra special reason. Cel, tell them what it is.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12I'm not here to see my Auntie Nora. We have been given access

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- to go and meet One Direction. - That's what makes you beautiful.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Oh, oh, oh.- We're off to meet them.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Be calm. Cool.- Bye. One Direction.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24# Baby, you light up my world

0:26:24 > 0:26:26# Like nobody else

0:26:26 > 0:26:27# The way that you flip your hair

0:26:27 > 0:26:29# Gets me overwhelmed. #

0:26:29 > 0:26:32So we are here backstage with One Direction in their dressing room.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Thanks for having us. - Thanks for coming.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- How's the tour going? - The tour's gone really well.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40I think we'd all agree this is the best part of the job,

0:26:40 > 0:26:43performing to the fans. It's what we've all been waiting for.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46On Friday Download we love pranks. We love doing little things

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- to each other, don't we, Cel?- We do.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51We've got a whole section dedicated to it.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Harry, what's one of the best pranks you've pulled?

0:26:53 > 0:26:57- I'm not very good at them. I'm too boring.- Don't put yourself down!

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Sometimes when Harry's asleep we put things on his face.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Are you the person everyone does it to?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- I am the whipping boy. - Nah, he's playing innocent.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10I fell asleep in the dressing room last week

0:27:10 > 0:27:12and Harry thought it would be funny

0:27:12 > 0:27:15to shave his initials into my leg hair.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- Nice.- That's really good. - Always when we're asleep.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21When Harry was asleep, we poured water on his trousers

0:27:21 > 0:27:22so it looked like he'd weed himself.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- I think we need to go bigger with our pranks.- I know.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Ours are really bad compared to these.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31I'll show you one we've got. You put this behind there...

0:27:31 > 0:27:33and then you go, "Yeah, I've got quite a tough neck."

0:27:33 > 0:27:35NECK CRUNCHES

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- That's a good one.- Come on.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39I love that prank.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44# It's got to be you

0:27:45 > 0:27:50# Only you

0:27:51 > 0:27:54# It's got to be you. #

0:27:56 > 0:27:59We also like to have thumb wars on Friday Download.

0:27:59 > 0:28:03- I'm double jointed. - You can do weird moves?- Yeah, yeah.

0:28:03 > 0:28:06Can we have a thumb war?

0:28:06 > 0:28:09But, Aidan, you can't do it. Your thumbs are too small.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13You know what, you've just got bigger... Mine are athletic thumbs.

0:28:13 > 0:28:14Who wants to take this on?

0:28:14 > 0:28:17I am quite good at thumb wars.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20- I'm not the best!- Let's get this on.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Go on. If you lose, we've officially lost for ever.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27- If you lose, you lose a shoe. - I'm going to lose.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30One, two, three, I declare a thumb war.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33It's there. You can get it.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35It's there.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37- Cheeky one.- One, two.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39- Left.- No, you don't.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42As we can see, you've gone for a different grip there.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Oh, he almost had it!

0:28:44 > 0:28:46- This is great. - I can hear them cracking.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Look over there! Always works with little kids!

0:28:49 > 0:28:53- Somebody tickle him quickly! - No, no!

0:28:53 > 0:28:56CHEERING

0:28:56 > 0:29:00- Look at this!- Shoe's there. - Harry, it's getting weird now.

0:29:00 > 0:29:04- Take the shoe!- You won the shoe. - Well done. That's his trophy.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09# Baby you light up my world like nobody else

0:29:09 > 0:29:13# The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed

0:29:13 > 0:29:17# But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell

0:29:17 > 0:29:20# You don't know, oh-oh

0:29:20 > 0:29:23# You don't know you're beautiful. #

0:29:23 > 0:29:26So, you're heading out to America and going on tour.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28What one thing can't you live without?

0:29:28 > 0:29:32- Go down the line, start there. - One thing I can't live without?

0:29:32 > 0:29:36One thing. Not a backpack you can put things in! None of that!

0:29:36 > 0:29:40- Probably a hair product, like wax or something.- Zayn?- My mobile.

0:29:40 > 0:29:46- Good call.- I'm going to go the same, I'm going to say mobile phone.

0:29:46 > 0:29:51- I'm going to go laptop.- Nice! - Controversial!

0:29:51 > 0:29:53- I'm going to say my heart.- Aw!

0:29:55 > 0:29:58- In fairness, that's the best answer we've heard.- Really?!

0:29:58 > 0:30:00# Get out, get out

0:30:00 > 0:30:02# Get out of my mind

0:30:02 > 0:30:06# And come on, come in to my life

0:30:06 > 0:30:09# I don't, I don't don't know what it is

0:30:09 > 0:30:13# But I need that one thing

0:30:13 > 0:30:18# You've got that one thing. #

0:30:18 > 0:30:21Well, on the show, I do Dance Download,

0:30:21 > 0:30:25where I teach people a different move every week. I've the new video,

0:30:25 > 0:30:28and I've seen your move. Let's take a look at that now.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34So, the move, has it got a name?

0:30:34 > 0:30:37It's a dance from a very popular film that people may know.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40- That's all I will say. - Can we give it a name?

0:30:40 > 0:30:42Just something to do with the elbow?

0:30:42 > 0:30:45- The elbow shuffle. - The elbow shuffle!

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- I like that.- You heard it here first.- The elbow shuffle.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Right, Zayn, I've heard that you're the best answer in the group.

0:30:51 > 0:30:57- I am.- Can you teach me this move? - So where am I doing it?

0:30:57 > 0:31:00- Right here.- Stand up with him. - On the X, please.

0:31:00 > 0:31:01Basically, what you want to do is,

0:31:01 > 0:31:03you're going to step on your right foot.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06And at the same time, your right elbow goes up with it.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08And you're going to go this way three.

0:31:08 > 0:31:11And then you go back left three times.

0:31:11 > 0:31:15So basically. Step right. Step right. One more step right.

0:31:15 > 0:31:19- And then same thing left.- Like that.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23- Left. There you go. - Just a little chilling move.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26It's not too difficult. Even I can do it.

0:31:29 > 0:31:30Don't sit down yet.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33Why don't you teach Zayn the move that you did to their song?

0:31:33 > 0:31:36# You don't know

0:31:36 > 0:31:38# You don't know you're beautiful. #

0:31:38 > 0:31:42- All right. Let's do this. - This should be interesting.

0:31:42 > 0:31:45So, you know, That's What Makes You Beautiful.

0:31:45 > 0:31:49Obviously, I think you're fond of the words. So it goes, "oh, oh, oh.

0:31:49 > 0:31:53"That's what makes you beau-ti-ful." We're going to do a little move.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56It's isolation. You isolate your head from your body.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59That's one of the most difficult moves.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02We jump from right. Left. Right, left, but to the words.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06So, it's, that's what makes you beau-ti-ful.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10- OK.- But as we do it, on top, we keep our heads still and move our body.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14I am definitely not going to be able to do that. But I'll give it a go.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18I think you should definitely give it a go. So, it's that's... Jump over.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21Keep your head still. Move your chest to the side.

0:32:21 > 0:32:25OK. Head still. Chest goes over there. I don't know how to do that.

0:32:25 > 0:32:30- So it's just one. Two. Three. Four. Five.- OK.

0:32:30 > 0:32:36- Yeah, I'm just going to do the feet thing.- So it's just that's. That's.

0:32:36 > 0:32:41- What. Makes. You. Beau-ti-ful. - OK.- Simple.- Let's do it together.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43Three, two, one.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45That's what makes you beau-ti-ful.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Just add the isolation in when you have learnt it.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51- You're obviously going to. I know you are.- It's a bit difficult.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54- You're a way better dancer. - Good one, man!

0:32:54 > 0:32:55APPLAUSE

0:32:55 > 0:32:59# Get out, get out Get out of my head. #

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Thank you very much for having us, boys.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04- We've had a really good time. - Thanks for coming.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Do you need maybe two extra members?

0:33:06 > 0:33:10- We've just put an ad in the paper! - You have?!

0:33:10 > 0:33:13- Yes, in fact, we're looking for one member.- Six is a nice even number.

0:33:13 > 0:33:19- This isn't S Club 7, I'm afraid! - Thank you. I could be a dancer!

0:33:19 > 0:33:21Every group needs a dancer.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Well, there's me, but you'd have to dance behind me.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27As long as I get to go on top of the open top buses and look at girls.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30There you have it. The newest members of One Direction.

0:33:30 > 0:33:31The contract is signed.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33We better have a contract!

0:33:35 > 0:33:38- Thank you very much. Cheers. - Thank you.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39APPLAUSE

0:33:39 > 0:33:41That was me and Aidan with One Direction.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43Do you like One Direction?!

0:33:43 > 0:33:44ALL: Yes!

0:33:44 > 0:33:48- What else did you get up to, boys? Any backstage gossip?- Nothing.- No.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Well, there was. No, absolutely nothing.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54There's definitely some kind of embarrassing moments.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Well for Cel, basically.

0:33:56 > 0:33:59Inform me, Aidan. I really want to know.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03- I want to know.- Imagine you're with a singer. You're singing their song.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06What's the most embarrassing thing that could happen?

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- If you accidentally slapped them in the face?- No.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13- Forget the lyrics!- If you're singing their song, you need the lyrics.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Forgetting the lyrics, who would do that?!

0:34:15 > 0:34:18The most embarrassing thing would be forgetting your lyrics.

0:34:18 > 0:34:21What did you do with One Direction?

0:34:21 > 0:34:23- I sang their song.- Then what?

0:34:23 > 0:34:27- You forgot the words?! - Oh, no! I let the side down.

0:34:27 > 0:34:30The worst thing was, he got the first two lines right.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Then lost the rest of it.

0:34:32 > 0:34:37And started making noises!

0:34:37 > 0:34:42OK. Something in the past. Live in the present. Forget about that one.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44That is One Direction Download complete!

0:34:44 > 0:34:45CHEERING

0:34:50 > 0:34:52It's now time for Movie Download.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Now, I'm really excited for this one, guys,

0:34:54 > 0:34:56because The Muppets is coming out.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58You've got to go and see it. A little synopsis.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02Kermit the frog's theatre, the Muppet Theatre is being closed down.

0:35:02 > 0:35:04Walter, who's a lifetime fan, has to go and get him and say,

0:35:04 > 0:35:07"We need to save it." So it's down to Walter and the Muppets

0:35:07 > 0:35:08to save the theatre.

0:35:08 > 0:35:12Now, the really exciting news, guys is, I was lucky enough to go

0:35:12 > 0:35:15and meet and talk to the stars of the film,

0:35:15 > 0:35:17Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy.

0:35:17 > 0:35:21Yes! Shall we see how I got on? Don't be jealous, it's fine.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24Maybe one day. Let's have a look. Kermit the frog!

0:35:24 > 0:35:26KERMIT: We're the Muppets.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28- # Hello.- Hello.- Hello.- Me-mee!- #

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- And these are our biggest fans.- Yes!

0:35:31 > 0:35:35- You excited for our big trip to LA? - I think there's somebody coming.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37Excuse me.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42Good grief!

0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Kermit, a pleasure to meet you. - You too. Ceallach, I love your name!

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Thank you very much. - If my name wasn't Kermit,

0:35:48 > 0:35:50- I think I'd take yours!- Brilliant!

0:35:50 > 0:35:52Kermit, some massive stars made cameos in the film,

0:35:52 > 0:35:56Selena Gomez, Jack Black, Whoopi Goldberg, just to name a few.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58If you could pick one more person to be in the film,

0:35:58 > 0:36:00who would you have chosen?

0:36:00 > 0:36:02You know, it's sort of a toss-up

0:36:02 > 0:36:05between Reese Witherspoon and the Queen.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07The Queen?!

0:36:07 > 0:36:08I love the Queen!

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Let's start at the bottom, work our way to the top.

0:36:11 > 0:36:12Can't you see I'm busy!

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Come on, guys! Let's go!

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Miss Piggy. Looking beautiful. It's a pleasure.

0:36:17 > 0:36:18- Thank you so much.- No worries.

0:36:18 > 0:36:21The film is all about having talent and being part of the Muppets.

0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Yes.- Could I showcase you my talent and maybe I might be accepted

0:36:25 > 0:36:26as one of the Muppets?

0:36:26 > 0:36:28I think having a talent precludes you

0:36:28 > 0:36:30from being a Muppet but go ahead.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33OK. And if you know the words, you can sing along.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36# I've got everything that I need

0:36:36 > 0:36:38# Right in front of me

0:36:38 > 0:36:42# Nothing's stopping me

0:36:42 > 0:36:46# If I can't be with you right here next to me

0:36:46 > 0:36:50# Life's a piece of cake with someone to give and someone to take

0:36:50 > 0:36:53- # Life's a piece of pie with someone to wash and someone to- dry! #

0:36:53 > 0:36:56On our show, we have a thing called Hot Or Not.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58We take topics and say whether they're Hot Or Not.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- If you like them, they're hot. If you don't, they're not hot.- OK.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06- The colour green.- Oh, tres hot.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Drums?- Oh, I love drums.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10- I don't play drums, but they are hot. - They are.

0:37:10 > 0:37:13I understand from many of the ladies, drummers are hot too.

0:37:13 > 0:37:18- Really?- Well, that's what I hear. - Bacon? Hot Or Not?- Not hot!

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Oh, I love a bit of bacon!

0:37:22 > 0:37:25- No?- I think this interview is going to be over real soon.

0:37:25 > 0:37:31- Justin Bieber? - Oh. Well, hot and not.- Really?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Sometimes he's not, sometimes hot.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- What about the Queen of England? - Oh, well, definitely hot.

0:37:37 > 0:37:38Yes. Thank you.

0:37:38 > 0:37:42- And finally, French food? Frogs legs?- Not.- Not hot. No way.

0:37:42 > 0:37:45- Not a fan of that.- No.- Think we should take it off the menu.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Probably. I hate being an appetiser.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51I'm doing a duet with my new dance partner!

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Hola!- Let's try that lift again, shall we?

0:37:54 > 0:37:59Oi, the lift again. OK. On my count this time. In three, two!

0:37:59 > 0:38:02Thank you very much, Kermit, it's been an honour.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- Thank you very much. Nice to meet you.- Goodbye.- Goodbye.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Yes, see that, he loved my name.

0:38:07 > 0:38:13Kermit the frog, Ceallach. Next out on DVD, Dolphins Tail.

0:38:13 > 0:38:17It's about a dolphin who lost their tail and about rebuilding the tail

0:38:17 > 0:38:21to be able to swim properly again. The dolphin is called Winter,

0:38:21 > 0:38:23and when they take it into the recovery centre,

0:38:23 > 0:38:26a little boy takes it upon himself to say, you know what,

0:38:26 > 0:38:29I'm going to get you fixed. I'll make you better.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31He gets a doctor to come and help him,

0:38:31 > 0:38:33played by Morgan Freeman. Brilliant.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35They try to get a robotic tail on the dolphin.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38Can they do it? You're going to have to watch.

0:38:38 > 0:38:42Let's have a look at Winter in action. But, get your tissues ready.

0:38:42 > 0:38:45It is an emotional film, guys. I warn you.

0:38:57 > 0:38:58Winter!

0:39:12 > 0:39:15OK, is that what you wanted? You want to splash.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25Stop, stop, stop. I surrender. I surrender.

0:39:27 > 0:39:30You won. You won.

0:39:30 > 0:39:32SOBS

0:39:32 > 0:39:37Poor dolphin, he didn't have a tail! OK. That's Movie Download complete.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43Welcome to Hot Or Not, where we discuss

0:39:43 > 0:39:45whether things are hot or not.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48Saffron, you're first a timer so, this is the hot side,

0:39:48 > 0:39:51and this is the not hot side.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55You're first on the show, it's your first time, so I'll let you start.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- With Hot Or Not. - Well, mine is dried fruit.

0:39:58 > 0:40:03Here are some I prepared earlier.

0:40:03 > 0:40:07- Oh, yes. Doesn't it look appetising! - That looks disgusting.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Are they raisins? Don't touch it!

0:40:10 > 0:40:13It looks like when you leave chewing gum for absolutely ages.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16That's put me off. I really like dried fruit.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Can I have a smell?

0:40:19 > 0:40:23- But these raisins look rather appetising.- They're prunes.

0:40:23 > 0:40:30- I am not touching any prunes!- Fruit should not be dried. Nice and juicy.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32- It's not hot at all.- Nailed it.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34It's just unnatural.

0:40:36 > 0:40:37Who's next?!

0:40:43 > 0:40:45It's clowns.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48I love the squeak, that was smart.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51- Do you want to do it? Squeeze the nose.- Clowns are so scary.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54- Clowns are hot.- I'm in the middle.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56NOSE SQUEAKS

0:40:59 > 0:41:00Just for that, I want hot.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02I wasn't finished.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Apparently P Diddy is scared of clowns.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07He has a massive phobia of clowns.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09- I don't mind clowns. - Why are people scared?

0:41:09 > 0:41:13- I am still on not.- I think clowns are hot.- Definitely, clowns are hot.

0:41:13 > 0:41:18OK, so, I'm next. I have got one from the CBBC messageboard.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22This is from Amethyst Teeny Writer.

0:41:22 > 0:41:26Their Hot Or Not is ghost stories.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28SHRIEKING

0:41:28 > 0:41:30No. Get me on this not hot bench!

0:41:30 > 0:41:32Are you a fan?

0:41:32 > 0:41:34- Are you all right?- Yes.

0:41:34 > 0:41:39I really like them because they're good for a sleepover.

0:41:39 > 0:41:41I have a little story about ghost stories.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44We decided to have a sleepover one time.

0:41:44 > 0:41:46We decided to share a bit of ghost stories.

0:41:46 > 0:41:50- They didn't end well. - We never slept at all.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53We were all lying down, about five seconds into it,

0:41:53 > 0:41:55all of us decided to go, "Are you sleep?"

0:41:55 > 0:42:01He didn't get to sleep! He was like, "Richard, Richard, please!"

0:42:01 > 0:42:05It was like, you went, "I can't go get my phone charger."

0:42:05 > 0:42:08"I need to get my charger!"

0:42:08 > 0:42:11- Was it dark? - It was on the other side of the room.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13These two were here.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15The other side of the room(!)

0:42:15 > 0:42:17The lights were on but he would not get his charger.

0:42:17 > 0:42:21The lights were off, I couldn't see exactly where the charger was.

0:42:21 > 0:42:22No, that's not right!

0:42:22 > 0:42:25What do you like about ghost stories? There's nothing to like.

0:42:25 > 0:42:31- I like the suspense. It gets you excited.- Excited? Where's that from?

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Clowns get you excited!

0:42:33 > 0:42:36The next day, after you've been told one, it's like,

0:42:36 > 0:42:38"Yeah, I've got a really cool one,"

0:42:38 > 0:42:40but if you're told at night it's not funny.

0:42:40 > 0:42:44- It's scary.- It's something to talk about.- That's definitely not hot.

0:42:44 > 0:42:45Now, it's my turn.

0:42:45 > 0:42:49Because I'm such a nice guy and Dionne is not here,

0:42:49 > 0:42:52I'm going to let Dionne have it, and she's sent one in on video.

0:42:52 > 0:42:53Hey, Dee!

0:42:53 > 0:42:56OK. So, my Hot Or Not is wearing sunglasses indoors.

0:42:58 > 0:43:02Definitely hot. When Tinchy was on the show, he was looking suave.

0:43:05 > 0:43:09You can only do that if you're past a certain level of fame.

0:43:09 > 0:43:14- But it's not sunny! - Anyone notice the difference? Swag!

0:43:14 > 0:43:19- Aidan's swagged up! - Can I just do something?- No!- Please.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Oh, my God!- Yes!

0:43:25 > 0:43:27What you saying, Tyger?

0:43:27 > 0:43:30I think you've got to be a big enough celebrity so that people...

0:43:30 > 0:43:33So you can't see inside?

0:43:33 > 0:43:34It makes no sense at all.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36Why does a certain person have to be

0:43:36 > 0:43:38at a certain bit of fame to wear sunglasses?

0:43:38 > 0:43:41You can get away with it. I think if you wear sunglasses inside

0:43:41 > 0:43:46and you're not a massive celebrity.

0:43:46 > 0:43:50Wearing sunglasses inside, it's ridiculous! I can hardly see.

0:43:50 > 0:43:54I'm definitely on the hot side. I am laying it down right now.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58I'm going to start wearing glasses, every time. Inside? Inside!

0:43:58 > 0:44:01I'm going to sit with my mum, but I'm going to wear glasses!

0:44:01 > 0:44:06- So, sunglasses, it definitely not hot.- What did Dionne think?

0:44:06 > 0:44:07I don't think it's hot,

0:44:07 > 0:44:10because sunglasses are only hot when it's hot outside.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15- Thanks, Dionne!- No! Let me go!

0:44:16 > 0:44:20Anyway, we have an audience Hot or Not, we have Lauren over there.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24I'm just going to go over there. Lauren, what is your Hot Or Not?

0:44:24 > 0:44:27- Doing up your top button. - Now, doing up the top button. Swag.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31Woah! Get over that side!

0:44:31 > 0:44:34I think we should do a little fashion walk to be honest.

0:44:34 > 0:44:39MUSIC PLAYS

0:44:47 > 0:44:52- I wish I could partake. I don't have any buttons!- You do have buttons!

0:44:52 > 0:44:54I want you walking now!

0:44:57 > 0:44:58I want a tiger roar!

0:44:58 > 0:45:01Roar, roar, roar!

0:45:01 > 0:45:03MUSIC PLAYS

0:45:06 > 0:45:08APPLAUSE

0:45:09 > 0:45:12- Can you find out what Lauren thinks? - So, Lauren.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19- Hot.- Yes!- It's actually hot. Thank you very much for that, Lauren.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22And that is the Hot Or Not Download complete.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:45:28 > 0:45:31I'm with Big Time Rush who toured with One Direction.

0:45:31 > 0:45:34- And, One Direction Toured with you. Is that right?- About to.

0:45:34 > 0:45:36I've heard you dance, you do a routine to your songs.

0:45:36 > 0:45:40So, I'm going to teach you a new one. Right.

0:45:40 > 0:45:42Put your arms out, and you go.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46That's what I'm going to teach you.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48I'm going to point.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54- Elbow.- All right. I'm trying. Just keep that up. Like it.

0:45:54 > 0:45:59We'll be catching you later, with an extra, extra, extra Sing Download.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01OK, cool. There we go. See you.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08If the only thing on your mind is becoming a pop star,

0:46:08 > 0:46:11then who better to help than our very own pop princess, Dionne?

0:46:11 > 0:46:12Here's what happened.

0:46:12 > 0:46:15Hi, I'm Dionne, and welcome to Style Download.

0:46:15 > 0:46:18This week, I'm here to meet 10-year-old Alicia,

0:46:18 > 0:46:19who dreams to be a pop star.

0:46:19 > 0:46:23I'm going to try and make that happen. She just doesn't know it yet.

0:46:23 > 0:46:27Hi, I'm Alicia, I'm 10 years old. This is my family.

0:46:30 > 0:46:31This is my house.

0:46:33 > 0:46:34And these are my pets.

0:46:38 > 0:46:41These are the things I like doing. Singing.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47Dancing. But basically, I just want to be a pop star.

0:46:47 > 0:46:49She's very serious about it.

0:46:49 > 0:46:51She's always done singing and dancing

0:46:51 > 0:46:53since she was three years old.

0:46:53 > 0:46:54She loves drama as well,

0:46:54 > 0:46:57so I think it's something that she would really carry on.

0:46:57 > 0:47:00OK, so now it's time for me to go and surprise her.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02She has no idea I'm coming.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17Hi! How are you?

0:47:17 > 0:47:20Hi! How are you?

0:47:20 > 0:47:22Fine, thank you.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25I'm ready to give you a pop star makeover. Can I come in?

0:47:25 > 0:47:27- Yes.- Are you excited?- Yes.

0:47:29 > 0:47:32- Tell me your style dilemma. - I really like singing and dancing.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35I do it all the time. So I thought being a pop star

0:47:35 > 0:47:38would be good for me. But I'm not sure what's involved in it.

0:47:38 > 0:47:43- It can be really fun, but it's a lot of hard work.- I thought so.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46How about this? If I make you a pop star for the day,

0:47:46 > 0:47:48you can tell me if it's still for you.

0:47:48 > 0:47:50- Brilliant.- Perfect. Let's go!

0:47:56 > 0:47:58OK, so, first we need to find your look.

0:47:58 > 0:48:00What kind of pop star do you want to be?

0:48:00 > 0:48:03Well, I'm not absolutely sure. There are so many styles.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06OK, so how about we rummage through your wardrobe

0:48:06 > 0:48:08- and we'll find some inspiration. - OK.

0:48:18 > 0:48:19What do you think?

0:48:21 > 0:48:24Mmmm. The country look. Maybe.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30It suits you, but I think this one is a no-go.

0:48:32 > 0:48:33What do you think?

0:48:36 > 0:48:37Ta-da!

0:48:37 > 0:48:40That's the look. The rock chick look.

0:48:40 > 0:48:43Excellent choice. Are you happy?

0:48:43 > 0:48:47- I love it.- Now for the next stage. Posing. Let's go.

0:48:50 > 0:48:52Being a pop star isn't just about having a good voice.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55It's also about having your photo taken.

0:48:55 > 0:48:57When you're onstage and off stage, you've got to know

0:48:57 > 0:48:59how to pose and stuff.

0:48:59 > 0:49:00I get photographed all the time.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03- Do you like getting your picture taken?- I love it.- Cool.

0:49:03 > 0:49:06We've got you, a camera, and we've got a white sheet,

0:49:06 > 0:49:07- so are you ready?- Yes!- Let's go.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10MUSIC: "Domino" by Jessie J

0:49:31 > 0:49:33I find my best pose is if you put one leg over the other

0:49:33 > 0:49:36and you go on your tiptoe on the leg that's bent

0:49:36 > 0:49:39and put your hand on your hip. Then just relax and sit. There we go.

0:49:46 > 0:49:50OK, you now know the poses, so now the fun bit. Dealing with the fans.

0:49:53 > 0:49:56One of the things about being a pop star is that everyone

0:49:56 > 0:49:58is going to ask for your autograph.

0:49:58 > 0:50:01You don't something really long, if you've got fans outside

0:50:01 > 0:50:03you don't want to be there for hours.

0:50:03 > 0:50:07So, we'll have to make something really short. I'll show you mine,

0:50:07 > 0:50:10and then you can show me yours. This is mine.

0:50:12 > 0:50:15That's mine. Now show me yours.

0:50:25 > 0:50:27Perfect. That's the one.

0:50:27 > 0:50:31OK, now I think it's time for you to sign your proper press shots.

0:50:31 > 0:50:36- What do you think?- I love them! - Wicked. Here you go, pop star.

0:50:43 > 0:50:46If you wanted to give yourself a pop star makeover,

0:50:46 > 0:50:49for you or your friends, it's easier than you think.

0:50:49 > 0:50:50Just follow these simple steps.

0:50:54 > 0:50:56Every pop star has an image and you need to find yours

0:50:56 > 0:50:58before you do anything else.

0:50:58 > 0:51:01Alicia went for a rock chick look, but you can choose anything,

0:51:01 > 0:51:05from urban to a '50s look. You could even combine them to make your own.

0:51:05 > 0:51:09Search your wardrobe for clothes and accessories that might work.

0:51:09 > 0:51:10Put them on and you're ready to go.

0:51:10 > 0:51:14Step two, create your own photo shoot.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17Take a white sheet and hang or drape from a wall

0:51:17 > 0:51:20using pegs or masking tape so you don't damage the walls.

0:51:20 > 0:51:24Then find lights from around the house to add to the studio affect.

0:51:24 > 0:51:26We use big ones, but any light will do.

0:51:26 > 0:51:28Then you're ready to start snapping.

0:51:28 > 0:51:29Ask a friend to take the photos

0:51:29 > 0:51:32whilst you're posing your favourite position.

0:51:32 > 0:51:35And you can ask a friend to blow a hairdryer for added effect.

0:51:35 > 0:51:37Step three. Fans.

0:51:37 > 0:51:39One of the best things about being a pop star

0:51:39 > 0:51:41is being asked for your autograph.

0:51:41 > 0:51:44You need to find a signature that looks good but is quick to do.

0:51:44 > 0:51:47Then you're ready to start signing your new photos.

0:51:47 > 0:51:50You can keep them for yourself or give them to your friends and family.

0:51:50 > 0:51:55I still want to be a pop star, because it's not all hard work.

0:51:55 > 0:51:58It's still having fun, choosing different styles, everything.

0:51:58 > 0:52:01Dionne was fantastic. She had a really good time.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03I really enjoyed myself.

0:52:03 > 0:52:07And now I know everything about being a pop star.

0:52:11 > 0:52:16- ALL: Hi, we're JLS!- And this week's music tribute is, drum roll, please.

0:52:17 > 0:52:19- Beat Again!- Yes!

0:52:19 > 0:52:22Make sure you look out for Lauren and Caitlin McLeod

0:52:22 > 0:52:25who performed in their front garden right up in the Scottish Highlands.

0:52:25 > 0:52:27Now, they must have been freezing.

0:52:27 > 0:52:29It's a good job that they were wearing hats.

0:52:29 > 0:52:32Make sure you keep your eyes peeled for Dionne,

0:52:32 > 0:52:34because she makes a special appearance at the end.

0:52:44 > 0:52:48# The doctor just finished telling me There's no time

0:52:48 > 0:52:51# Losing you could be the end of me

0:52:51 > 0:52:52# And that I

0:52:52 > 0:52:54# Should do the things That I wanna do

0:52:54 > 0:52:55# How could I

0:52:55 > 0:52:58# Without you, without you?

0:52:58 > 0:53:00# O-o-oh, o-oh

0:53:00 > 0:53:04# Cos you're the only one I let in

0:53:04 > 0:53:09# Tell me how to stop This feeling spreading

0:53:09 > 0:53:11# I'm hoping somehow that you know

0:53:11 > 0:53:15# O-oh, o-oh, o-o-oh

0:53:15 > 0:53:19# Let's just get back together We should've never broke up

0:53:19 > 0:53:23# They're telling me That my heart won't beat again

0:53:23 > 0:53:27# We should have stayed together Cos when you left me it stopped

0:53:27 > 0:53:31# They're telling me That my heart won't beat again

0:53:31 > 0:53:36# Won't beat again It's killing me

0:53:36 > 0:53:39# Hey, hey, hey. #

0:53:39 > 0:53:43I spotted Dionne. Did you? I hope you did too.

0:53:43 > 0:53:47I think that was better than the original one.

0:53:47 > 0:53:49ALL: Thank you, music tributers.

0:53:53 > 0:53:57OK, guys, what do you call a deer with one bad eye?

0:53:57 > 0:53:59A deer with one bad eye?

0:53:59 > 0:54:02- I don't know.- A bad eye-deer.

0:54:08 > 0:54:11Now, as you know, Dionne is not with us to do Sing Download.

0:54:11 > 0:54:13So for today, we've got an extra special one,

0:54:13 > 0:54:16and we've got Big Time Rush singing The Music Sounds Better With You.

0:54:16 > 0:54:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:57:11 > 0:57:14CHEERING

0:57:14 > 0:57:16We want to see a massive thank you

0:57:16 > 0:57:18to Big Time Rush for being on the show!

0:57:18 > 0:57:21APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:57:21 > 0:57:24Also, massive thank you to Encore for performing

0:57:24 > 0:57:26and Saffron from Tracey Beaker.

0:57:26 > 0:57:28CHEERING

0:57:28 > 0:57:31Don't forget to tune in next week when Cher Lloyd

0:57:31 > 0:57:33will be performing for us.

0:57:33 > 0:57:34CHEERING

0:57:34 > 0:57:37ALL: Friday download complete!

0:57:37 > 0:57:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:57:39 > 0:57:42Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd