0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17On Christmas Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Captain Adorable, Dina Lady,
0:00:21 > 0:00:25Major Boogie, introducing Simon Pieman.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29But first, it's Rapids Johnson.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson here exploring in the North Pole.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Come on.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Now, you're probably wondering
0:00:37 > 0:00:42will Rapids bump into Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Well, hardly anyone has ever seen him.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47He's particularly hard to spot.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51It may take hours, even DAYS to see him,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55but don't worry. He does have a big red glowing nose.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Now, I...
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Wait a second, what's this?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02A big, glowing light.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Can it be? Yes, it can.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Ha-ha. It's the Northern Lights
0:01:07 > 0:01:09and I've never seen them.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13But don't you worry. I'll find Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
0:01:13 > 0:01:15or my name's not Rapids...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Johnson!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Thank you. Keep them peeled.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37Hah, just in time for tonight's Christmas party. Let's only hope
0:01:37 > 0:01:42that nobody calls upon my superhero powers tonight of all nights.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44SLEIGH BELLS
0:01:44 > 0:01:49What's that? I think I can hear sleigh bells. Hmm.
0:01:49 > 0:01:55Aha. I spy someone up on the rooftop. Hmm.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58He's wearing a big red coat, heavy black boots,
0:01:58 > 0:02:01and carrying a big bag. Very suspicious.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05This sounds like a job for Captain Adorable.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Good evening.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17Sorry, sir, but I believe there is an intruder in your house.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18An intruder?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:23I saw a man on top of your roof. He's going down your chimney
0:02:23 > 0:02:25and... Stand aside.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31But, sir, you don't seem to understand. He may be a robber.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34In fact he's got a getaway vehicle parked outside
0:02:34 > 0:02:37and the driver has a red nose!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39CRASHING
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Stand aside, sir. I'll deal with this.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48Drat! All that talking outside means that we've missed him.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Who knows when he'll return.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52This time next year, perhaps.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I hope so. He always leaves us lots of presents.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58What kind of man comes down your chimney,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01eats your carrots and mince pies
0:03:01 > 0:03:04then leaves presents around the tree
0:03:04 > 0:03:07and leaves your house empty-handed?!
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Don't worry, sir. I'll catch this man.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Even if I have to chase him across the whole planet.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Captain Adorable away!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24And don't eat the evidence - we may need it later.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Oh, but it was...- Please,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28don't thank me. It's what I do.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Have an adorable Christmas, everyone.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Oh, thank you. Mmm.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37HE COUGHS
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hello, Farmer Dung.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, all right there. Hello.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Are you excited about Christmas?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, yeah. I'm really excited.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I love the old Christmas, tinsel
0:03:52 > 0:03:53and my tree.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56What do you like most about Christmas?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Well, I... I really like the old crackers.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Crackers, Farmer Dung?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yeah, crackers. Ha ha.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, look. Reggie has a cracker for you to pull.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11No, no, no. Not crackers. Deary me!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15No, I mean quackers. See this? Quackers!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Quack-quack! Ha ha ha. Reg!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23He got a little quacker in his cracker!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Ha ha. Oh, Reg.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29He quacks me up. Quacks me up!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, Reg. My word.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Merry Christmas, Farmer Dung. - Merry Christmas.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Oh, dear. I can't handle that. It's too much.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46And now it's time for your giggles.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Why was Father Christmas unemployed?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I don't know. Why was Father Christmas unemployed?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Because the elf gave him the SACK.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56HE LAUGHS
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04still searching for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09I've heard that he's been hanging out with another one of the reindeer
0:05:09 > 0:05:12like Dancer or Prancer
0:05:12 > 0:05:15or um...Chancer.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19To see them together, that would be just be too much to ask.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23If we did see them together, it would be front-page news.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27I would be the most famous explorer in the whole, wide world,
0:05:27 > 0:05:31but I'm just not that lucky, not even at Christmas time.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33CRACKER POPS
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Sounds like a party to me, but don't worry.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39I'll keep looking for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
0:05:39 > 0:05:41or my name's not Rapids...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Johnson. Ho ho ho!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yes. Johnson. Ho ho ho.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Keep them peeled.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Hmm.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- WOMAN:- Quick, everyone. Father Christmas has been.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03Up on a toy shelf in a bedroom just like yours and mine,
0:06:03 > 0:06:08a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11His name, Major Boogie.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14But when no-one's around...
0:06:14 > 0:06:17MARCHING MUSIC
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Time for Major Boogie, sir.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28CHRISTMAS MUSIC
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Back to the boogie box, quick march!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Ho ho ho!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11So you put your carrot out for the reindeer,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13and lard out for Santa Claus.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Don't mix them up. You won't get any presents.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Oh, hello there, my little Christmas crackers
0:08:21 > 0:08:26and welcome to Christmas dinner time with me, Dina Lady.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31And this is my assistant, or Dina's little helper...
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Tommy Tummy. Say merry Christmas, Tommy.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Merry Christmas, Tommy.
0:08:39 > 0:08:45Now, today, we're going to be making a yummy, scrummy Christmas Yule log.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yay!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48All right, Tommy.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I've prepared most of the ingredients already.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I've got some chocolate sauce here...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59..and some icing sugar.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02TOMMY COUGHS
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Now, all we need is a log. Back in a mo'.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Christmas is sometimes called Yuletide.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12A Yule log is like a Christmas Swiss roll.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15It's made of sponge, chocolate and icing sugar.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19It's called a Yule log because it looks like a snow-covered tree trunk.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You can't eat a real log. That would be silly
0:09:22 > 0:09:24and a bit dangerous.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27There you go.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30One fresh log from the forest.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Aren't you going to MAKE a log out of sponge?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I beg your Christmas pudding?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38A sponge?!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Daft boy. Nice, though.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Simply take your chocolate sauce
0:09:45 > 0:09:49and cover it evenly across the log like so.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Then add your icing sugars.
0:09:58 > 0:10:03There. And then finish it off with a little sprig of holly.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Don't try this at home.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12And there you have it - one Christmas Yule log.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Easy as pie.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Happy new year, my little sugarplum fairies.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Fancy a slice, Tommy?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Now for more of your giggles.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- Hey, Justin.- Hi. Have you got a joke?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Yeah.- OK, what is it?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Knock, knock.- Oh, who's there?
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- Happy.- Happy who?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Happy Christmas.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Hey! Happy Christmas to you too.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# Little donkey, little donkey... #
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Oh, hello. I'm Arthur Sleep
0:10:49 > 0:10:52and here's the news. News just in,
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Santa's little helpers have been complaining about the hours
0:10:56 > 0:10:58they've been working over Christmas.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Their main concern is about their ELF and safety. Ha ha.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05ELF and safety, oh, that's a great one, that.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Come on, it's Christmas.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Now we go over to Gail Force with the Christmas weather.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Yes, thank you, Arthur.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Things are getting very exciting around here,
0:11:17 > 0:11:22because there's been several sightings of Santa and his reindeer.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Oh! Santa and his what?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Reindeer. I said reindeer.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ooh.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Rain, dear. Oh, dear!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Back to the studio.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Oh, deary me.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48In other news, one of Santa's reindeers has fallen in a well.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53But don't worry, Santa has announced it's in a stable condition.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57A stable condition. Ho ho ho.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ahem, now this.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Ho ho ho.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, ho ho ho.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07RUMBLING
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Ooh!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14PHONE RINGS
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Simon Pieman at your service.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Need a Christmas pie?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Got to fly. Um...
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Aha!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Oh, ho ho ho.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Whoa!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Whoa!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Whoa-oa!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Whoa!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Whoa. Watch out! Merry Christmas.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Whoa!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Whoa!
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Ah.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Ta-da. One perfect...
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Ho ho ho.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12..pie!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Mmm.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Happy Christmas!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:26 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# But we'll be back again
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Ho-ho!