0:00:01 > 0:00:04# Na-na-na-na
0:00:04 > 0:00:05# Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na-na-na
0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na-na-na
0:00:10 > 0:00:11# Gigglebiz
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Na-na-na-na here we go
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Ho-ho! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Nana Knickerbocker,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Professor Muddles,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Farmer Dung,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Major Boogie
0:00:25 > 0:00:27and Packed Lunch Pete.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30That's right, through you go. This is the place. Hello, everyone!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- How can I help? - I'd like to see the vet.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- There's something wrong with these mice.- What's the problem?
0:01:37 > 0:01:42I stayed up until midnight last night and they didn't turn into footmen
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- to drive Cinderella to the ball, they stayed like this!- Like what?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Like this! These mice couldn't pull a full-size coach,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- they couldn't pull a pumpkin! - You'd better see our head vet.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57- Where is he?- He's behind you.- Where is he-e-e-e?- He's behind you.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Where is he-e-e-e? - HE'S BEHIND YOU!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Come on, everyone, where is... Oh, hello!- Can I help, Madam?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Yes. Mice...coachmen...pumpkin...
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Whoosh! Didn't happen!- I see. You'll have to wait your turn.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- I have to go and help a cat that's got stuck in a shoe.- Ooh!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Cat? In a shoe? That's Puss In Boots!
0:02:18 > 0:02:23We've been looking for him for ages, haven't we? Where is he? Puss?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Puss, where are you? What a performance!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Now it's time for your Giggles!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02What did one chick say to the other chick
0:03:02 > 0:03:05when one of the chicks are being scared?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I don't know, why don't you tell me?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09You're just being a chicken!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12GIGGLING
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Operator? Can you hear me?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Oh, hello, there! Sorry about that.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I was just testing my latest invention,
0:03:21 > 0:03:23the very first mobile phone. Ha-ha!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27I'm Professor Muddles, and today we're having a look
0:03:27 > 0:03:31at the tricky scientific subject of baboons...er, I mean balloons!
0:03:31 > 0:03:37And for this we need a scientist's most important tool...balloons!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I have them here fixed to the table, all ready.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44The big question is how much do they weigh?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49To weigh things, we need a scare of pails...er, I mean, a pair of scales,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52and I have some right here. Ha-ha. There we are.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Ooof! Pair of scales, essential piece of equipment.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Let's start weighing the balloons.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Oh, no! My balloons have disappeared!
0:04:01 > 0:04:05We really have learned something here today.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I'm Professor Poddles... I mean, Piddles...er, Muddles.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Oh, no! My scales! Goodbye.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15And my balloons!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17DRUM ROLL
0:04:17 > 0:04:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hey!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27CIRCUS TYPE MUSIC
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Hey!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:40 > 0:04:43AUDIENCE GROANS
0:04:50 > 0:04:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Hello, Farmer Dung. - Hello, there.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01What do you think of this then, eh? What a beauty! Oh, yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03All the mod cons on this, you know.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07What are you showing us today? Is that a new piece of machinery?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10That's right. Have a look at this.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Look at that, then, eh? Whoa!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16See what happens when I hit the old green button, right?
0:05:16 > 0:05:17PINGING
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Whoa! There you go, look at that! Ha-ha, marvellous! Whoa!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- So the green button starts the machine?- That's right!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Whoa! I love it, I do.
0:05:27 > 0:05:33But look what happens when I hit the old yellow button. Watch this.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34BAA-ING
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- Oh-ar, that's marvellous.- And the yellow button stops the machine?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Yeah, that's right, it does. Ha-ha!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Now look what happens when I hit the old red button.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Are you saying what happens when you press the red button?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Right. 'Appen thar's ready?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53ALARM RINGS
0:05:55 > 0:06:00Ah! There he goes. Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Oh, Reggie, I think I hit the old red one. Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08My word, that's funny!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Can I have a go? No?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Hello, there! I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Why can't two elephants go swimming at the same time?
0:06:19 > 0:06:25Because they only have one pair of trunks between them! Ha-ha!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26And now this.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32< Come on, you two, your tea's ready.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Up on a toy shelf in a bedroom just like yours and mine,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47His name? Major Boogie.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49But when no-one's around...
0:06:53 > 0:06:57MARCHING DRUMS
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Time for Major Boogie, Sir!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17TAP DANCING
0:07:39 > 0:07:45ARMOUR CLANKS
0:07:53 > 0:07:54NEIGHING
0:08:50 > 0:08:52NEIGHING
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Back to Boogie Box, quick sharp!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Hello, and welcome to Reptile News with me, Anna Conda.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25We have a letter here from a young viewer.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30"Dear Anna, are snakes good at learning things?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33"Lots of love, Ali Gator."
0:09:33 > 0:09:39Well, Ali, yes, they are. Snakes love the subject...hiss-tory!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Hiss-tory? Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Also, some snakes have very good manners.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50We call these snake charmers. Ha-ha!
0:09:50 > 0:09:55More Reptile News soon. Love and Hisses!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00And now, more of your Giggles!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Why did the sheep cross the road?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06I don't know, why did the sheep cross the road?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08To get to the Baa-bers!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Ha-ha! To get to the Baa-bers!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Putting up wallpaper is easy,
0:10:18 > 0:10:22but sometimes it can be a bit harder in those places
0:10:22 > 0:10:24that are hard to reach.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28But there's no need to worry, you just need a stepladder.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33First, go back to your table and prepare some more wallpaper.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00Easy! Then take the wallpaper and climb up your stepladder.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Now you'll need to be careful
0:11:11 > 0:11:15as you put this long piece of wallpaper in position.
0:11:26 > 0:11:31Nice and steady, put it on the wall and smooth it out.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45And your beautiful wall is now fully covered. Job done!
0:11:45 > 0:11:50Yes, yes, yes...phwoar!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- Hey, wait!- Ooh!
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Ah, yoy!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Ha-ha! Oh...
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Oh, yeah? Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Oh!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Mmmmm!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Phew!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Hello, Farmer Dung.- Hello, there!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Are these your cows?
0:12:39 > 0:12:44Yeah, that's right, my gal, hey! What you doing? She don't like me.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48And you get milk from cows, don't you, Farmer Dung?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49From them? Nah!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52So where exactly do we get milk from?
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Ay-aye, right, wait there.
0:13:01 > 0:13:07I get milk from a bottle. Bottle! Freddie, want milk?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11He wants some, look. There you go. Cheers!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Mmm, lovely, lovely.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17You get milk from a bottle.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Cow's gone.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Don't matter.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, it's time to go
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye, farewell
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# TTFN, arrivederci
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# But we'll be back again
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na ho-ho-ho
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Na-na-na, it's time to go
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:02 > 0:14:04# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go! #