0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Farmer Dung! Captain Adorable!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Professor Muddles!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Dina Lady!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28And the Lost Pirate!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Har-har!
0:00:41 > 0:00:47Well, Captain Squawk, I think we've finally found me treasure! Har-har!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59To the treasure!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Look out!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07There be other pirates about.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09A beard!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13He be a pirate, all right, but which one?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Is it Blackbeard?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Is it Brownbeard?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Or is it the dread pirate Whitebeard?
0:01:21 > 0:01:26Arrr-rr! It's Captain Hook, my sworn enemy.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Retreat!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36SWING MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Ahem.- Hiya, buddy!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42What can Jake get ya?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- I'd like a strawberry milkshake with cream.- Sure!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Coming right up, sir!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Say...you sure do look swell in that uniform.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54All those medals!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Must be real exciting being out on parade, huh?
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Young man,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02you have a fly in your diner.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04What?! A fly in the diner?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Why, I oughta... That's a real nuisance.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Wh-wh-wh-what are you going to do about it?
0:02:09 > 0:02:13What do you mean, wh-wh-wh-what am I going to do about it?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'll show ya. I got some fly spray right here.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Now, where is he?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Now, you gotta roll your sleeves up real good.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Yeah. Take the spray, shake it real good
0:02:23 > 0:02:24and let him have it!
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Spray it all over the place! Sure!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Yep! I think I got him. Ha!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Excuse me!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Say! What happened to you?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Mmm-rrr-mmm...
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Left, right! Left, right! What a hero!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Hello, Farmer Dung.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh, hello.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Welcome to Dung Farm.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52What are you going to show us today?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Er...broom-broom!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57You're going to show us your car?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59No! Broom-broom!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You're going to show us your tractor?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03No! Follow me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04GOAT BLEATS
0:03:04 > 0:03:06There's a goat, there.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09A lovely goat! Eating away there.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Oh...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12GOAT BLEATS
0:03:12 > 0:03:16< Ooh! Broom...broom!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18But I don't see a car or a tractor
0:03:18 > 0:03:20or anything that goes "broom-broom!"
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Ahh. Broom...broom.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, you mean a BROOM?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26No!
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Broom-broom.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Two brooms?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31That's right! Broom-broom!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Get it? Broom-broom!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36HE GUFFAWS
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, my word...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Do you get it? Broom-broom?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45He don't get it. He don't get it. He's wanting his food!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Ohh...
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And now it's time for your giggles.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55What do you call a duck crossing the road?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58What do you call a duck crossing the road?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59A duck crosser.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02LAUGHTER
0:04:04 > 0:04:10Me sworn enemy, Captain Hook, is guarding me treasure like a hawk.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Don't you worry, Captain Squawk.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I've got an idea.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I'll find my way around him, secure the booty
0:04:17 > 0:04:22and we'll be rich beyond our wildest dreams. Har-har!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Hey? What?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ooh! Nowhere to hide.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Don't worry. I've got an idea.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Now, remember, Captain Squawk, don't give away our disguise.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Oh! Can I help you...madam?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Madam?! I'm no madam. I'm... Wait a second. Oh, yes.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Yes, I AM a madam.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09I was just having a walk over there to see that chest of treasure...
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- I mean that chest!- Treasure?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Yes. You know, that chest of... that chest of gold!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19There's no gold in there. It's just a box of flowers.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Are you pirates, by any chance?
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Oh, curses! He's seen through our brilliant disguise, Captain Squawk!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Ooh! Me treasure's getting away. I'll get you, Captain Hook,
0:05:30 > 0:05:33see if I don't! ..Hey! Wait for me, you!
0:05:33 > 0:05:37I'll split it with you. 80-20? 70-30?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Oh, hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Why do golfers always carry a spare sock?
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Because they might get a hole in one!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50A hole in one!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52And now this...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:02 > 0:06:06It was the start of another peaceful day
0:06:06 > 0:06:09in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12All was calm,
0:06:12 > 0:06:15citizens were going about their business,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17but trouble was brewing.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Oh! I say!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33My vase! It's on top of the car. My vase!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35What am I going to do?
0:06:35 > 0:06:40That vase must be worth thousands of pounds, QT.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42The slightest bump could smash it.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Hm-hm. I must make an announcement.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47DRUM ROLL
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Citizens of Wiggyville,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52there is a priceless vase on the loose.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Do not approach it.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58It will only take one fool to knock it over
0:06:58 > 0:07:01and it would break beyond repair.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Let's go to work, QT.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08I'll take the escalator, Bottom. It's quicker.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Ahem! The escalator is in the other room, sir.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Thank you, Bottom.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28A-ha! There you are.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31QT, set the scanner up there on the wall.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Let's find out where that vase is.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I do hope you can find my vase.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Hmm...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Bad news, I'm afraid, madam.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It seems your vase is miles away.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Using all of my super powers,
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I can tell you that it's well on its way to Daisytown.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52- Oh, dear.- Hmm.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Now, I have to think for a moment.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Ahem!- Hmm... A-ha!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Don't worry! I have the situation completely under control.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Captain Adorable, away!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- What seems to be the problem, QT? - My vase! How did it get up there?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Please do not question my superpowers, ma'am.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21I will now climb this mighty cliff and rescue the vase.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24But how? It seems an awful long way up.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Not if you have an ejector belt,
0:08:26 > 0:08:30which will thrust me up to the cliff and I will grab the vase.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Now stand back.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35These jet-thrusters can get VERY hot.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Any minute now...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Any minute NOW...
0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Is there time to make a cup of tea? - No, I have to concentrate.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48HE GRUNTS
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Oh, madam...- Well done! My vase!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Please!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I move so fast, you probably didn't see me
0:08:58 > 0:09:03fly up to the cliff, grab the vase, then throw it back down to Bottom.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Good catch, Bottom.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07THEY GASP
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Now, how about that cup of tea? - But...but...
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- No, please, don't thank me.- But... - You'll embarrass me.- My vase!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15And I would rescue it again tomorrow.
0:09:15 > 0:09:21Well, I hope you'll take more care when you come into the living room.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- I've 20 more vases in there. - 20 more?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Captain Adorable, away!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30ALL: No-o-o-o-o-!
0:09:33 > 0:09:37I'm sorry, madam, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Ooh, no, you don't!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Oh, yes, I do. You can't park 'ere.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, yes, I can.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I've already written a ticket. If you want to complain...
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Come on, everyone! He's the baddie! Boo! Hiss! Boo!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Ssh! Ssh.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Ooh! Well, I never. I've never been spoken to like that
0:09:58 > 0:10:01since Aladdin didn't do his homework.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, what a performance!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06And now it's time for more of your giggles.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10How do elephants talk to each other?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I don't know. How do elephants talk to each other?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15By ele-phone!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Ah! By ele-phone!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I love that one!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23# Da-de-dum-dum-dum. # Ha-ha! Ooh!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Hello, there! I'm Professor Muddles.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31Now, for many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years,
0:10:31 > 0:10:36something has saffled bience. I mean, baffled science!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39What if an animal can think like a person?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Well, with my new thought-swapping headphones,
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I shall swap my thoughts
0:10:45 > 0:10:48into the mind of this cutsie-wutsie funny burry.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I mean, bunny rabbit. Ha-ha.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Hello. Right, are you ready?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Switch her on... Ah... There we are.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Any second now, the bunny rabbit will start to behave just like me.
0:10:59 > 0:11:05Ooh! Yep. Any second now. Keep an eye on the bunny...
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Boing, boing, boing!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10..and it will start to behave just like me.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Ooh! Lovely!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Just any moment now, folks.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18If you just... Boing, boing! ..watch the rabbit.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19I need to switch this off.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Boing, boing! Oh, what have we learned?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I don't know. I'm Professor Funny Bunny...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, no! I'm Professor... Boing, boing!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- Oh, no! I'm Professor...- Muddles! - What he said!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Yes! Boing, boing. Make it stop. Boing, boing.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Are you sure you didn't drop all the eggs
0:11:38 > 0:11:41when you tripped on the step? I think you did.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43If I find out you did...
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Oh, hello, there, my little spice-racks.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Welcome to Dinner Time, with me, Dina Lady.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Say hello, Tommy.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Hello, Tommy!
0:11:58 > 0:12:04Today, we're going to have a look at making a jam-and-cream sponge.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Yay!
0:12:06 > 0:12:07All right, you.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12Now, first of all, we need some sponges.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16I'm gonna use a car-cleaning sponge for cleaning the car.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- What?!- But you can use other sponges, too.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22You can use a washing-up sponge,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24a bathroom sponge
0:12:24 > 0:12:27or some make-up sponges.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30You're not supposed to use real sponges.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Oh, Tommy, my little demerara.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Now, first of all,
0:12:34 > 0:12:39spread some delicious home-made jam on your sponge...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41like so,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44and then lashings of cream.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Ooh! Look at that!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49DON'T try this at home.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50There you go.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Spread it evenly...like so,
0:12:53 > 0:12:56and then take another sponge -
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm gonna use a bathroom sponge -
0:12:59 > 0:13:02to finish it off. Oh!
0:13:02 > 0:13:03And there you have it.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06One delicious jam-and-cream sponge.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Easy as sponge!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I mean, pie.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14See you next time, my little egg-timers.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Ooh! Hmm.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye!
0:13:33 > 0:13:37# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# But we'll be back again
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Na-na na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:50 > 0:13:52# Na-na na-na na-na It's time to go
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go! #
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