Episode 17

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Farmer Dung!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Nana Knickerbocker!

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Captain Adorable!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ann Teak!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28And here's Postie!

0:00:50 > 0:00:51HE WHISTLES

0:00:59 > 0:01:00BELL DINGS

0:01:09 > 0:01:11BELL DINGS

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Roll up! Roll up!

0:01:21 > 0:01:26Come and see my amazing jacket potatoes.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Hello, Farmer Dung.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hello there.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31What are you doing today?

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Well, I'm telling everyone about my amazing jacket potatoes.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39You're selling nice, hot jacket potatoes?

0:01:39 > 0:01:40No.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45I'm telling everyone about my amazing jacket potatoes.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48I like jacket potatoes, so I'll have one, please.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Oh! Right. Stay there and...

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Ha-ha.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ta-da!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Jacket potatoes!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Thank you, Farmer Dung.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Potato.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37BELL DINGS

0:02:41 > 0:02:43BELL DINGS

0:02:53 > 0:02:56And now it's time for your giggles.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59What's a duck's favourite food?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03I don't know, what is a duck's favourite food?

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Cream quackers!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Ha-ha! Cream quackers!

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Altogether now...

0:03:08 > 0:03:11# Everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker. #

0:03:11 > 0:03:17- The horse jumping competition is going to start in five minutes!- Ooh!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Where's my horse? - Don't worry, dear.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23I've found you a horse. It's the best horse money can buy.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Oh, Dobbin!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Here he comes, my dear.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Ooh, yes.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33What a beauty. Come on, boy!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Yes.- Nana?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I can't ride that.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, yes, you can!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, no...

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- No, I can't. - And why not?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45It's a pantomime horse.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47All the better, my dear.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52This trusty steed has seen off dragons and giants.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's played the Wimbledon Theatre twice.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Nana, I can't!

0:03:57 > 0:04:01Oh, it's simple, dear. Let me show you how you get on.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Coming through, here I come, boys.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Giddyup, giddyup!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Ooh! What a performance!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13How do you feel about riding a cow?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oh, Nana Knickerbocker.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23What did the driver say when he ran over the biscuit?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Crumbs!

0:04:26 > 0:04:27And now this.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40It was the start of another peaceful day

0:04:40 > 0:04:43in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46All was calm, but things were about to change.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51Well, that's the last of the washing hung out.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Now, let's just hope it doesn't rain.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58What? Rain?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00This could be a disaster.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02We must check the weather channel.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Um...

0:05:07 > 0:05:10QT, stop eating the channel changer!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13It's a terrible habit. I don't know...

0:05:13 > 0:05:17Let's see. Blue skies, blue skies, good.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Blue sk...

0:05:18 > 0:05:19What?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Just as I feared.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23A cloud!

0:05:23 > 0:05:25This could be a catastrophe.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27The washing could be ruined.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Only Captain Adorable can save the day.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I must away!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Ahem.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I'm afraid sir's super hero socks are still in the wash

0:05:39 > 0:05:41and far from ready.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Argh! Another disaster, Bottom.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48How can I keep my super-hero feet warm in this appalling weather?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I might have a solution, Captain Adorable.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Ah! My feet are now nice and toasty, Bottom.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Thank you, QT.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04But I still don't like the look of this weather.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Ahem.

0:06:05 > 0:06:10Good citizens of Wiggyville, there is a cloud approaching.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13But please, do not panic,

0:06:13 > 0:06:18because I, Captain Adorable, will save your laundry.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19APPLAUSE

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Please, you'll embarrass me.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25I shall now travel at high speed to Mrs Atlee's house

0:06:25 > 0:06:26to begin my work.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Er, I don't think sir should sprint in those.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Ha ha ha ha ha! Nonsense, Bottom!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Away!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36CRASH

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I don't think I should sprint in these, Bottom.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Er, very good, sir.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Now, to avoid getting soaked, this washing needs to be taken in.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Hmm.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02And there may be more. We have to move fast.

0:07:02 > 0:07:07Now, luckily, my tracto-magnetic glove will speed things up.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11One zap from this and the washing will fly off the line

0:07:11 > 0:07:12and into my waiting hand.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Stand back.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28I think my tracto-magnetic gloves just need a slight adjustment.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34That's better!

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Hey! Where's all my washing gone?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Hmm, now, we haven't got much time before a storm comes.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I will have to move like a speeding train

0:07:54 > 0:07:58through every garden in Wiggyville collecting their washing.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01QT, my supersonic boots, if you please.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Try these again.- Have they got jet thrusters on them?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07No, but they do have cute ears!

0:08:07 > 0:08:13You remember what happened the last time you tried to run in those?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15I don't recall.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17But I'll use them anyway!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19To work!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Make way! Make way!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Whoa! Noooooooo!

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Ah, um...

0:08:26 > 0:08:30I think these slippers need redesigning, QT.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I fear the laundry may need another wash, sir.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I fear the laundry may need another wash, Bottom.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Yes.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45It was very kind of you to find my laundry

0:08:45 > 0:08:49and to offer to wash it again, Captain Adorable.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's my pleasure, ma'am. It's, er, what I do.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Only another 14 baskets to go.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Ha ha ha! Careful not mix the colours with the whites, Bottom.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Very good, sir.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05- HE SNIFFS - Mmm, smells clean, Bottom.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24HE BREATHES HEAVILY

0:10:38 > 0:10:42And now it's time for more of your giggles.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Why did the chicken cross the road?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Go on, tell me.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48To get to the other side.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, no, that's an old one!

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Come along, ladies and gentlemen, don't dawdle now.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Ah, here we are.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18The highlight of our tour.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20The crown of King Louis of France.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23And I know all about it.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28- Can I try it on?- Of course not. It's worth millions of pounds.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30You can't even go near it.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- However,- I- can because- I'm- the expert.

0:11:33 > 0:11:38I can step over this rope... Would you? Thank you very much.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39There we go. Lovely.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Now, this crown has a very clever security alarm.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48There are hundreds of invisible beams surrounding the crown

0:11:48 > 0:11:51so if I put my hand across it like so, the alarm goes off.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- ALARM SOUNDS - There we go.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57And then a blue light starts to flash...

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Oh, excellent.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02And finally, a security guard arrives straight away.

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Mmm.

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Ah, hello.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09He will take you to the police station, even if you are an expert.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13What are you doing? Unhand me, you brute. I'll call security!

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Security!

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Hello, Farmer Dung.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Hello there.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22How are you today?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Well, you know, not too bad.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26I've got the old back problem.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28CREAKING

0:12:28 > 0:12:30All right, though.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34You're going to tell us about different types of soil.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37That's right. First of all we've got clay.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Clay's all right, but in the summer it gets really hard.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Right. What about the next type of soil?

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Ah, yeah, top soil.

0:12:45 > 0:12:50Well, normally I use it, but again, mainly around the farm. Smelly!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53And what about the last type of soil?

0:12:53 > 0:12:57Well, there's another one. I tried to use it last year

0:12:57 > 0:13:00but it killed all my cabbages. I don't use this!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03But I do have...this.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Ooh, this be perfect. I love it. I love it!

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Yeah.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10HE MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Right?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19GURGLING

0:13:19 > 0:13:20Oh, dear.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# But we'll be back again

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:49 > 0:13:50# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:50 > 0:13:54# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Na-na na-na It's time to go

0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:14:05 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go!

0:14:09 > 0:14:10# Ho-ho! #