Episode 18

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Na-na-na-na

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0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Ho-ho-ho

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0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Na-na-na-na here we go

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0:00:16 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz, the Burrito Brothers,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Captain Adorable,

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Farmer Dung,

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Dina Lady

0:00:26 > 0:00:29and here's Professor Muddles.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Yes, got you, and again...

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh no, don't switch off! Aw!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37I don't believe it! That was my highest score too. Ah!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hello there, I'm Professor Muddles.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Today we'll look at one of the greatest unanswered questions

0:00:43 > 0:00:47in science - can custard survive in space?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Today, that answer will be questioned. Eh...

0:00:50 > 0:00:54I mean, that question will be answered using one of these...

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Ta-da! Yes...

0:00:57 > 0:01:00the well-known seesaw and hammer method.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04We shall blast this custard pie into deepest space,

0:01:04 > 0:01:09using a scientist's most important tool - a custard-hurling hammer.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Observe...

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Ah, yes, I think we should have done that experiment outside! Ahem...

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- SPLAT! - Oh!

0:01:23 > 0:01:28Ah, well, I think we have...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm Professor Puddles,

0:01:32 > 0:01:33I mean Piddles, oo-er,

0:01:33 > 0:01:37I mean Muddles. Goodbye! Oh dear...

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Some redecorating to do...

0:01:43 > 0:01:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:50 > 0:01:51ALL: Hey!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04AUDIENCE WHOOPS Hey!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Aaaa-tishoo!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Hey!- Hey!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19CHEERING

0:02:19 > 0:02:24All correct, checked all of my pie charts. Good, lovely...

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ooh! Hello there.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30I'm Professor Muddles. It's time to try our experiment again.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Can custard survive in space? Let's find out.

0:02:34 > 0:02:41this time I've opened up the roof, we're ready to go. Let's have a go.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42BOING!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Woooo! There is goes, ha ha! We've done it!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48We've successfully sent a custard pie into space.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52But can it survive there? That's the question.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56We now need to send up our very own custard pie expert.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Here he is, Colonel Bobo. Say hello.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Say hello!

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Funny man. Right...this is no good.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I think we need...

0:03:09 > 0:03:12this! Ready?

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Ah! There he goes. Wonderful!

0:03:18 > 0:03:22We've successfully sent the very first clown astronaut into spice...

0:03:22 > 0:03:25I mean space. I'm Professor Custard...

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I mean Professor Muddles. Bye!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31And now it's time for your giggles.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36What happens if a vampire crosses a snowman?

0:03:36 > 0:03:37I don't know.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Frostbites.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Ha, ha, frostbite! I get it.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47How do monkeys make toast?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50They put some bread under the gorilla!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53And now this...

0:04:04 > 0:04:06It was the start of another peaceful day

0:04:06 > 0:04:09in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11All was calm when down on the beach...

0:04:11 > 0:04:16There, all done, all it needs is a little flag on top.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Edna, have you seen my flag?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's gone!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29His little flag - gone!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33What will he do? That sandcastle can never be finished.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35It's a disaster!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Problem, sir?- Yes. We need to find that missing flag

0:04:39 > 0:04:42and get to the bottom of this mystery, Bottom.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47- It's Botham, sir.- Exactly - get to the Botham of this mystery, Bottom.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49- To the Adormobile!- Very good, sir.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01I think we've arrived. Let the search for the flag begin.

0:05:01 > 0:05:07To save time, I will leap 300 metres onto the beach.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11The sand is said to be extremely soft in places, sir.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14You're right, it's very sandy, Bottom. So...

0:05:14 > 0:05:16you two walk carefully!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Stand back.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Away!

0:05:23 > 0:05:30Don't panic! I have found the soft spot, Bottom. Hm...

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Ahem, pass me that spade, will you, QT?

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Now, team, we have to keep an eye out for a flag.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51The trouble is they're very tricky to spot.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Hm...

0:05:53 > 0:05:57We only have to hope that my X-ray vision will find one.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Sir, we might very well...- Bottom, there's no time.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03We have to find a flag!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Away!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Aha!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I'm sorry, Edna, it's not the same without the flag.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Your flag!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Is that your flagpole?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Aha! By all that is good and true, yes it is.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's just destroyed my sandcastle.

0:06:30 > 0:06:36- Sandcastle? What sandcastle?- You can't see it cos you've destroyed it.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37Thank you very much(!)

0:06:37 > 0:06:41Please, don't thank me, it's what I do.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45I don't think he wanted to thank you, sir. I think he's rather angry.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Angry?! At me, Captain Adorable?! - HE LAUGHS

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Come now, sir, let us bury our differences.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Good idea...

0:06:57 > 0:07:00There!

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Well, another mission successfully accomplished, QT, Bottom, ha...

0:07:05 > 0:07:08QT, Bottom? Never mind,

0:07:08 > 0:07:14I'll use my jet thrusters to launch myself out of here.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16HE GRUNTS

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Stand back, everyone.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21We'll dig Sir out of that later.

0:07:22 > 0:07:28Ah, good citizen, with the dog, dig me, please.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30GRUNTING

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Is that a red nose I see?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh, ha ha! Hello again.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Ahem, and welcome back to the big custard experiment with me,

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Professor Muddles.

0:07:42 > 0:07:47According to my calculations, our custard pie astronaut should

0:07:47 > 0:07:50re-enter the earth's atmosphere about...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53now!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- SPLAT! - Ha, ha! Excellent.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01And now the answer all the scientists have been waiting for.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06Can a custard pie survive its journey through the depths of space?

0:08:06 > 0:08:10Ha ha. Colonel Bobo, would you begin the test, please.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14SPLAT!

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Yes, well, excellent work, a perfect custard pie. Ha ha!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26We really have learned something here today, haven't we?

0:08:26 > 0:08:31I'm Professor Puddles, I mean Custard, I mean Muddles...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Eh... Goodbye!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Well done.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Now it's time for more of your giggles.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Why can't cars play football?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I don't know, why can't cars play football?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Because they only have...

0:08:49 > 0:08:52one boot.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ha, ha, that was really funny.

0:08:54 > 0:09:00Well, Goldilocks opened the door and there were four bears. I tell you.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02DING DONG

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Oh.- I think that's the postman delivering my new shoes.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Oh no, I think it's Prince Charming. He's come to take me to his castle!

0:09:09 > 0:09:14I think it's the postman delivering my new shoes.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Nonsense! Coming...

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oh, Prince Charming!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Welcome to our humble abode.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Yeah, I've got a special delivery. - Oooh!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Come on, you! Ha, ha!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35That's right, come on through, Princey.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39I'm so excited! Right, I'll take these...

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I've been waiting for this all my life.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Oh, look, everyone, they're glass...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Oh, erm, they're pink slippers.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53Whoever's foot fits these slippers will be able to marry you.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Not really, I'm already married.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Oh, right, just slip these on...

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Look, like a glove.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh, yes. Look, Princey, they fit.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yes, I will marry you.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Come here for a cuddle. Ooooh!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Princey, wait!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Wait for me, I'm ready!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh, dear.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Don't you worry, he'll be back.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21SOBBING

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- What a performance! - SOBS

0:10:29 > 0:10:33When you're making choux pastry, use six pairs of shoes.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Preferably ballet shoes though.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39I always find it you... Oh!

0:10:39 > 0:10:44Hello, my little spice racks, and welcome to dinner time with me,

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Dina Lady. And this is my assistant Tommy Tummy.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Say hello, Tommy.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Hello, Tommy.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57Now, today we're gonna make some delicious chocolate mousse.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Mmm!- All right, Tommy.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Now, first of all,

0:11:02 > 0:11:06I've got some lovely melted chocolate.

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Ooh, Look at that!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Now, next we need a mousse.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Wait a mo.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15You shouldn't mix up the word "mousse",

0:11:15 > 0:11:17a word for a light and fluffy pudding,

0:11:17 > 0:11:23with this, which is an animal called a moose.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Coming through!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27There we are! Har-har!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29One moose.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Now, simply poor the chocolate over the moose.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37There you go, my little self-raising flower.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40OK! Silly boy!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Nice, though. I'll do it.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44There we are.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Just pour it all over evenly.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49There. Isn't that lovely?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53And there you have it - one... Oh, hang on a minute!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I forgot something. Silly me!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57There.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01One chocolate moose - easy as pie.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04See you next time, my little apple strudels.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13'Hello, Farmer Dung.'

0:12:13 > 0:12:17IN A STRONG ACCENT: Hello! What do you think of my vegetables?

0:12:17 > 0:12:22- 'You're going to tell us about harvesting your vegetables.- Right.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Nice and simple. - 'What vegetables are these?'

0:12:25 > 0:12:28These are beautiful orange carrots.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30'Sorry, did you say carrots?'

0:12:30 > 0:12:33That's right, beautiful orange carrots.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Reggie's got one!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Well done, Reggie! Whay! In it goes.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40'I see. So, how do you harvest them?'

0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's simple, you know.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47All you do is grab 'em like that and then pull. Right...

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Carrot there. And away...

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Ooh!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53There we are.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Oh! Hey? Right, I'll give it some elbow.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Woah!

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Ah-ha-ha-ha!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02What happened there, eh, Reg?!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04We pulled the carrots, we fell over!

0:13:04 > 0:13:09Look at me leeks! Look at me leeks! FARMER DUNG LAUGHS

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh, my word!

0:13:11 > 0:13:15What are we doing, eh? I dunno!

0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho

0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:23 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go

0:13:25 > 0:13:30# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Arrivederci We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:33 > 0:13:36# But we'll be back again

0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:13:39 > 0:13:41# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Na-na, na-na, it's time to go

0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho

0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Ho-ho!