0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na, here we go! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz, DIY Dan,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Dina Lady,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Farmer Dung,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Captain Adorable
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and Ann Teak!
0:00:31 > 0:00:38Hello! I'm Ann Teak and I'm here at the auction. How exciting!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Now, an auction is a place
0:00:40 > 0:00:44where people come to buy and sell old things.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Simon, here, is the auctioneer.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49He's in charge of it all.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Now tell me, Simon,
0:00:51 > 0:00:55how many of these old things would you like to own?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- Lots.- Oh!
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Naughty, silly Simon. Can't blame you, though...
0:01:00 > 0:01:06Uh, no, Ann, the things for sale in an auction are called lots.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Yes, I do know that, Simon.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I am the expert.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Well, that vase, there, that is a lot.
0:01:15 > 0:01:21- You mean, one vase is a lot?! - I thought you were an expert.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I am, Simon, I am.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Well, this vase is lot 3.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Ah... I see...
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I think he's gone mad.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35He thinks three is a lot!
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Ten is a lot,
0:01:36 > 0:01:42not three! Silly Simon! Moving on...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Today we're going to hang a mirror.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Putting a mirror on the wall really couldn't be simpler.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59First place an X on the wall.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11The best thing for this is a pencil.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Use that to make a small mark on the wall.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Once you're happy with where the mirror is,
0:02:21 > 0:02:25you're ready to put a good, strong nail into the wall.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Then simply hang your mirror on the wall.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52There you go, one mirror nicely put up.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Now when you go out, you'll be able to look in the mirror!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13There'll be no excuses for not looking your best now!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23It really doesn't need to be difficult.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Job done!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42And now it's time for your giggles!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51You're looking sharp today!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I got the point!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Going, going, gone! Sold to the lady in the black and white scarf.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Ladies and gentlemen, we have a beautiful item for sale.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- It's a very rare collection of china...- I've been to China!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I'm the expert.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Leave it to me. Hello.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20Now, look at this beautiful 22-piece dinner set.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23It's very, very old, yes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26And worth a huge amount of money.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, and it's very good.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I use one of these plates at lunchtime,
0:04:31 > 0:04:34to eat my jam and anchovy sandwich.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37So, shall we get started?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Who will give me £100 to start the bidding
0:04:40 > 0:04:44for this beautiful 22-piece dinner set?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48£100, £100, £200, £200, £300, £300, £400, £400,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51£500, £500, £600, £600, £700, £700,
0:04:51 > 0:04:55£800, £800, £800, £900, £900,
0:04:55 > 0:04:59sold for £1,000 to the man at the back
0:04:59 > 0:05:01going, going...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Oh! Gone! Ha-ha...
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Well, this beautiful 22-piece dinner set is now a, um...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12SHE COUNTS
0:05:12 > 0:05:14..a 79-piece dinner set.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18You can invite more of your friends around for tea.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Well done.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Um, moving on!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and welcome to the programme.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31What's green and round and goes up and down all day?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34A pea stuck in a lift.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36And now this.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It was the start of another peaceful day
0:05:50 > 0:05:53in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.
0:05:53 > 0:05:59All was calm. But things wouldn't stay the same for long...
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, dear. What a nuisance.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I've forgotten my bucket.
0:06:12 > 0:06:18No bucket? Well, a bucket's the most important tool a window cleaner has.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I must make an announcement.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Citizens of Wiggyville, I...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Is this thing on?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28I fear not, sir.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Would you fix this microphone, QT?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Bottom, do the Adore Mobile!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Ah...
0:06:35 > 0:06:38It's still being mended after your last trip.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Bottom, is my supersonic power bike available?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45It's at the back of the shed, sir.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Ah-ha! To the power bike!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Like a speeding bullet, I will use my supersonic power bike...
0:06:55 > 0:06:57TING!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59..to find that bucket.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Sir, like a push?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I can't hear you, I'm travelling at the speed of sound.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Careful, sir, travelling that speed by foot can be very dangerous.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Speed of sound!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13SCREECHING
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Thanks for letting me borrow the bucket, Mrs Callaghan.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31My bucket detector is switched on...
0:07:31 > 0:07:35and it's indicating a bucket around the area.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Hmm, getting a faint reading...
0:07:38 > 0:07:39No, nothing yet...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I think I might...
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Ah-ha! There it is!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49The old bucket detector needs new batteries, QT.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Now, where is the window cleaner?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Um, he's up there, Captain Adorable.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Away!- Captain Adorable...!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Hmm... No sign of the window cleaner.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I think I'll use my new laser-vision goggles.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Odd - Wiggyville seems strangely yellow today.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25And there's no sign of the window cleaner.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Perhaps we should go home.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Nonsense, QT. If there's no window cleaner,
0:08:31 > 0:08:36that means that we shall clean every window in Wiggyville.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Away!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- And don't forget the bucket. - Yes, sir.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46This could get messy, Bottom.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Yes...I knew it was that way...
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Ah-ha!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04A ladder, perfect.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06To work!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Thanks for the bucket, Mrs Callaghan,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13I'll take care of this one.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Where's my ladder gone?!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Put the bucket down there, Bottom.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Now, let's see...
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Strange... I'm sure I put a bucket down there. Hmm...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Away!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ah-ha!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Just the thing!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Thanks for the ladders. I'll get them back to you as...
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Where's my bucket gone?!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Ha... Huh...? Ah, squeegee, Bottom.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, there's my ladder.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Huh? My bucket!
0:10:20 > 0:10:25- My ladder! Away... - I think this could take a while.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Ah-ha! That's my ladder!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Cup of tea?- Definitely.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- That's my bucket!- Get off my ladder!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- That's my squeegee! - That is not your squeegee!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Give me my squeegee...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Did you eat that last cookie out of the cookie jar?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I'll find out, you know. You know I will, don't you?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Oh, hello, there, my little spice racks,
0:10:54 > 0:10:58and welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Oh! And my assistant Tommy Tummy.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Say hello, Tommy.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Hello, Tommy.
0:11:06 > 0:11:11Now, today we're going to be making a curry, ooh!
0:11:11 > 0:11:14But it's not any old curry, it's a special one.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17It's a Thai curry.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Now, I've prepared the basic sauce already.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23All I need is a tie to go in it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Don't I, Tommy?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I don't think it's called a Thai curry cos it has ties in it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I beg your pudding?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34It's a Thai curry cos they eat it in Thailand.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Thailand is a country far away in the east.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43And if something's from Thailand, we say it's Thai.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48Where did you get that board from? Silly boy.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Nice, though.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52But it doesn't have ties in it, like this.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Oh, Tommy, just give me your tie.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- I need it for my curry. - But that's my favourite tie.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01In it goes.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06There! All you need to do is give it a big stir...
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Like so...
0:12:07 > 0:12:12And there you have it - one tie curry.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Easy as pie.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18See you next time, my little sugar cubes.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Now it's time for more of your giggles!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Knock, knock.- Who's there?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- I am.- I am who?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34You don't know who you are?!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! I get it!
0:12:37 > 0:12:43- Hello, Farmer Dung. - Oh, eh, 'ello, way, ee, oo, eh.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Are you going to tell us about these apples?- Ooh.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Eh!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Has he taken one of your apples?
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Eh... Eh!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Is he not allowed to eat the apples?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Eh. He-hey!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06I don't understand, Farmer Dung, why aren't you telling...?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Hey! Hey!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Thank you, Farmer Dung.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# But we'll be back again
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho
0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Na-na-na it's time to go
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
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