0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:13# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na-na here we go! #
0:00:16 > 0:00:17On today's Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Ann Teak!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Packed Lunch Pete!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Humphrey!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Rapids Johnson!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29And here are the Burrito Brothers!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43CHEERING
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Hey!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02CHEERING
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Hey!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Ooh...!
0:01:29 > 0:01:30- Hey!- Hey!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Hey! Ooh...
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Oh, hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40How do you know when an elephant's been in your fridge?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Because you find big footprints in the butter!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Hee hee hee. Ahem. And now this...
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Come along, ladies and gentlemen. Follow me.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11There's lots to see.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Come on, come on. Don't dawdle. That's right.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Gather round, gather round. Not too close!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Now, here we have something very, very special.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Yes, it's a beautiful suit of armour.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30They've looked after it here for a long, long time.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33The shiny... Oh!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36That's not right. Would you hold those for a minute?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39By the handle, please, thank you!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'll just move this a little bit.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Don't worry, I am the expert, you know!
0:02:46 > 0:02:50I'm just going to move this and make sure that comes out.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52There we are.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Now, as I was saying... CRASH!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Moving on, everyone!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35And now it's time for your giggles!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- What did a mat say to the floor? - I don't know!
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- What did the mat say to the floor? - "Stay down, I've got you covered!"
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Well! What do we have here?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I believe it's an old plate from Roman times.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Do you? Are you the expert?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- No.- No.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I'm the expert.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Do you think I should put it in a museum?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13A museum?! No, no, no.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Museums are for old and precious things.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18This isn't old and precious.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21It's one of those new unbreakable plates
0:04:21 > 0:04:24that you can buy from any supermarket.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Really? How can you tell?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Old and precious things are thin and break easily.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- I could drop this and it wouldn't break!- Oh, no, please!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37I am the expert, you know. Look.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40SMASH!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Fancy that! It was old and precious after all.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Hey!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hey!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep, and this is the news.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22What sweets do sheep like best?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25A big "baaa" of chocolate!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Heh-heh! Ronnie told me that one.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43HE SOBS
0:08:56 > 0:08:57DONG!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01DONG!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06DONG!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09SNORING
0:09:15 > 0:09:18And now it's time for more of your giggles!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?- I don't know!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Cos there are so many cheetahs!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Ho-ho! Good one!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37and I'm here on the lookout for the giant panda.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41We know that these creatures are very shy.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44But we also know that at this time of the day
0:09:44 > 0:09:48they just love to come down to the water's edge.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52So if we're very lucky and very quiet,
0:09:52 > 0:09:53we might just see one.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Oh, no, what a shame!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00He's not here, but don't you worry,
0:10:00 > 0:10:06I'm going to find that giant panda, or my name's not Rapids...um...
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Johnson!- Johnson. Keep 'em peeled!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38CHEERING
0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Hey!- Hey!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Huh!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Who put sugar in this, eh? Is that some kind of joke?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Sorry about that.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Breaking news - there's been an outbreak of fleas.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04We go to Gale Force to find out more.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05How do you start a flea race?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07One, two, flea!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Having that! You can have that one, right.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Yes, thank you, Arthur.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15I'm here at the village of Little Bottom
0:11:15 > 0:11:18where there's been an outbreak of fleas!
0:11:18 > 0:11:23But don't worry, I'm one of the few people that hasn't been affected.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh! Oh, that's itchy.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30And nobody knows what's caused the outbreak... Oh! Oh, dear!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34But doctors are investigating. Oh! Ow! Deary me.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Now, it could be a cat or a dog, they believe...
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Oh, no! Oh, dear.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42But there are no confirmed reports...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Ooh, oh, dear...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Ooh, they're everywhere!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Ooh! Back to the studio!
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Gale Force there. More news on that as and when we have it.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Let's just hope the fleas haven't spread.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Ooh, eh... Eh! Ooh! Eh...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Can someone get some flea spray?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Eh... Ooh! I'm Arthur Sleep.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Hullo! Shh! Hullo!
0:12:08 > 0:12:13I'm Rapids Johnson, and I'm still on the lookout for the giant panda.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17I've been here all day, outside the panda's den.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Yeah. Just to get a glimpse of him.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22But still no sign! But don't you worry,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I've got a brilliant idea!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I'm going to lay these ba...
0:12:29 > 0:12:32..these bamboo shoots outside the panda's den.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Pandas just love bamboo!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Right, here we go.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42MOTOR BUZZES AND STOPS
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Quietly does it.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48We mustn't disturb anything.
0:12:49 > 0:12:55There. That is just beautiful. All set!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58MOTOR STARTS AGAIN
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Right. All we have to do now is wait.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06And, remember...
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Keep 'em peeled!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Gigglebiz, gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:13 > 0:13:15# Gigglebiz, gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# Gigglebiz, gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- # Farewell, TTFN - Arrivederci!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# But we'll be back again
0:13:31 > 0:13:36# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho
0:13:36 > 0:13:42# Na-na-na-na na-na-gigglebiz Na-na-na it's time to go... #
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