0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Na, na, na, na, here we go
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Ho, ho. #
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz - Anna Conda...
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Humphrey...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Dina Lady...
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Farmer Dung...
0:00:25 > 0:00:27and Rapids Johnson.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Easy, easy, steady now.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Hooray for rapids Johnson.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson
0:00:38 > 0:00:40and I'm in search of the giant panda.
0:00:40 > 0:00:45Now, I'm going to play a panda noise, yes.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47If he hears it, he'll come over to me
0:00:47 > 0:00:50and think I'm a panda and greet me.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Let's give it a go, shall we? Right.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54GROWLING
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Excellent. Keep them peeled.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Any sign?
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Hmm. No, it hasn't worked.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Let's give it another go, shall we? Right...
0:01:04 > 0:01:05TAPE REWINDS
0:01:05 > 0:01:08That's not right, hang on. Um, I can fix this.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Oh, no. What's going on?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Hang on, just a little technical problem.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16What's going on? I need to...
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Does anyone know how to fix this?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Um... I'll fix this machine or... I'm not Rapids Johnson.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Um, can anyone help me? I...
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Hello, Farmer Dan.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29HE MUMBLES
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Are you going to show us where the hens lay their eggs?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34That's right. Right 'ere.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Have the hens laid their eggs in the hen house?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40No. Right 'ere.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oop, there you go. Right 'ere.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Innit, right ear!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, I didn't expect that, Farmer Dan.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51There's one left 'ere too.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Look, left ear!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Right ear, left ear. Right ear, left ear.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- You're not taking this seriously, are you?- No.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh, my word.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Now, look. Tell me about this wonderful picture of yours.
0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Well, it's an old picture of my grandmother.- Really?- Yes.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21People have always said that we look alike.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24They were wrong. You don't look like each other at all.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26We have the same colour eyes.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Yes, but she's wearing different glasses to you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31But don't worry. I can fix that.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33SHE GIGGLES
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- There we are. That's much better. - I don't think that's helped at all.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41No, you're right.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45She's wearing a big hat and a feather scarf. Hang on a jiffy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46SHE GIGGLES
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ah, yes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55Ah, that's lovely. Now you look just like your grandmother.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Who's next?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01And now it's time for your giggles.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Knock, knock...
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Who's there?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Tank.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Tank who?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09You're welcome.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Oh, ha-ha-ha! Tanks for that.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson
0:03:19 > 0:03:22and there's no chance of seeing a panda here.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25But we may be lucky enough to see a sand bear.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Take a look at this.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Yep, it's a sand bear footprint and we may just see it.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Let's follow it's trail.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36The sand bear is a master of disguise.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38It can blend in perfectly to it's surroundings.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Look! Another footprint. We're close.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Keep 'em peeled!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Hello. I'm Arthur Sleep and welcome to the programme.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Why do cows lie down when it rains?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17To keep each udder dry.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19HE GIGGLES
0:04:19 > 0:04:20And now this...
0:05:57 > 0:06:00DOG GROWLS
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Ah...
0:07:08 > 0:07:13So I won 57 rosettes in total at the last village fair.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15How about that, eh?
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Oooh, hello my little spice racks.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Oh, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Say hello, Tommy.- Hello, Tommy.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Now, today, we're gonna make a freshly baked loaf of bread.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37THEY SNIFF
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Oh, there's nothing like it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I've got some ingredients here in the bowl.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I've got some sugar and yeast and flower.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Oh, and salt.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Now, I'm gonna add some water now, but before I do
0:07:51 > 0:07:56I'm just gonna add a sprinkle of my super special secret ingredient.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Pepper.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Now, one little sprinkle of this
0:08:01 > 0:08:04will make it yummy scrummy for my tummy.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Off you go, Tommy.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11You... What's going on? What is it my little sugar snap pea?
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Is is not working properly? Oh, silly boy, nice though.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I see the problem. It's a little blocked up, that's all.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23There you are. That might just work. Yes. Just perfect.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Now, we're...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Ha...ha...ha...ha...
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Ooh, that was close. Now I've added my sprin...
0:08:32 > 0:08:34ATCHOO!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Well, er... Oh, dear.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Well, just a lot of fuss about nothing.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44The show must go on.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46we must get the bread on the table.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47SHE GIGGLES
0:08:47 > 0:08:50So, now I'm gonna add some water.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Now, just a little bit...
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Ha...ha...ha...ha...
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Oh my.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I'm just gonna... ATCHOO!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh, sorry about that.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Well, there you go, one half-baked loaf.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Easy as pie.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12See you next time, my little dough balls.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Argh! Oh, ha-ha.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Hello, I'm Professor Muddles, ha-ha,
0:09:29 > 0:09:33and today we're looking at something amazing in science.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Invisibility!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ha-ha, yes. How to make things disappear.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Now, here in my lavatory, er, I mean my laboratory, ha-ha,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I have the world's first invisible pen.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Yes! I also have an invisible dog and an invisible sandwich.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Whoo! How exciting!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Ahem. First of all I'm going to show you
0:09:55 > 0:09:57the world's first invisible pen.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Er, where did I put it?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Um...
0:10:00 > 0:10:03GROWLING Ooh! There's the invisible dog.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05But where is the pen?
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Yes, I remember. I put it in my top pocket safe and sound.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12There was are, ha-ha. Here is the, er, pen.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15That's not invisible at all. That's no good.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I'll show you the invisible sandwich.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Er, but where did I put that?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Er, ah, yes. It must be on that plate.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26GROWLING Ooh! Easy, boy. Ha-ha.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31That's the invisible dog and he wants the sandwich far more than I do.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Marvellous. Through the wonders of science
0:10:34 > 0:10:37we can now see the invisible dog eating the sandwich.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Which is also invincible, er, I mean Barnstaple,
0:10:40 > 0:10:41er, I mean invisible.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45SCOFFING AND GROWLING
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Ooh, ha-ha-ha, good boy.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51We have learned something today, haven't we?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I'm Professor Middles, I mean Moggles, I mean Muddles.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Goodbye. Ha-ha.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58GROWLING Easy!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01And now it's time for more of your giggles.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I don't know. Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09To the moo-vies.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Ah, ha-ha, to the moo-oo-vies!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I'm Arthur Sleep, this is the news.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15CRASH
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Thank you, Arthur. I'm Gale Force and I'm here at the local farm
0:11:20 > 0:11:23for this year's vegetable growing competition.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26As you can see, there are some wonderful example here
0:11:26 > 0:11:28all grown by the local villagers.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30We have some, er, peppers here,
0:11:30 > 0:11:34ooh, some tomatoes and these beautiful leeks.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Now...
0:11:35 > 0:11:37SHE CHOKES
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I-I said leek the vegetable.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41SHE SPLUTTERS
0:11:41 > 0:11:45That's all the news here for now from the local f-f-farm.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48SHE SQUEALS
0:11:50 > 0:11:52SNORING
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Hello and welcome to reptile news with me, Anna Conda.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I have a letter from a young viewer.
0:12:04 > 0:12:10"Dear Anna, can a tortoise move quickly? Love, Michelle Izzard."
0:12:10 > 0:12:15Well, Michelle, some tortoises can move very quickly.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Allow me to demonstrate.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Now, if I move along the grass like that
0:12:20 > 0:12:23and kick my legs very strongly
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I can move at some speed.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27In fact, I can move... What the...?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Ex...ex...excuse me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Er, yes, you can't sit on me, I'm a tortoise.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36I'm not a rock. What are you doing? You can't eat your lunch.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Um, more reptile news soon with me, Anna Conda.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Er, is that lettuce you have?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47I'm Rapids Johnson and I've had a disappointing day.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I haven't seen a panda and I haven't seen a sand bear,
0:12:50 > 0:12:54but don't worry, I'll find them or my names not Rapids...
0:12:55 > 0:12:56..Johnson.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Farewell, TTFN, Arrivederci
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# But we'll be back again
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Na, na, na, it's time to go
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go. #
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Subtitle by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:13:43 > 0:13:45E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk
0:13:45 > 0:13:46# Ho, ho. #