Episode 22

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na, here we go!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Ho-ho! #

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz - Dina Lady...

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Professor Muddles...

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Captain Adorable...

0:00:23 > 0:00:25King Flannel...

0:00:25 > 0:00:29and everyone's favourite panto dame, Nana Knickerbocker!

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Now, then. Can you remember why we've come into town?

0:00:33 > 0:00:38- To go to the opticians.- That's right, to go to the oppy-o-ticians.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41But why are we going to the oppy-o-ticians?

0:00:41 > 0:00:45- To get your eyes tested.- That's right, to get... Hey! My eyes?!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47I can see perfectly well, thank you!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Nana, you're the one who said we had to go to the opticians.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Ooh! Oh, yes, I did, didn't I?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- Where is the oppy-o-ticians? - Behind you!

0:00:57 > 0:01:02- I beg your pardon?- Behind you! - I can't hear you!

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Nana, behind you!- Ooh! Is it? Oh, yes, you're right.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Glad I found it. Come on, let's go and get some glasses.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Ooh! I think I need them. Shop!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25HE HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Aaah!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Eh?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Eh?

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Ooh!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46HE GRUMBLES

0:01:53 > 0:01:57I'll make sure your eyesight is tip-top from now on.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Ooh! Thank you, Alvin.- OK.

0:02:00 > 0:02:05- What letter is this? - Well, that's a... O.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07No, try again.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh. Erm... O!

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- O? No, it isn't.- Oh, yes it is!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- O? No, it isn't!- Oh, yes it is!

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- This is going to take all day. - Ooh, goody!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Shall we crack open the biscuits?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Yes, yes, I'll be there, same time next week.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28I will!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Ah! Hello, I'm Professor Muddles.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35And today, we're going to talk about magnets. Very exciting!

0:02:35 > 0:02:40Now, take a look at this. A scientist's most important tool,

0:02:40 > 0:02:45a magnet. Magnets make metal things stick to them.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48I'll show you how it works. Observe.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'll just do this...like so.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Isn't that clever?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's got my spoontea. Er, I mean, my teaspoon.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59There we are. Now, come over here,

0:02:59 > 0:03:02and have a look at this.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06It's a giant magnet! But do we have time to look at it?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09I'll just have a look. This watch was a present

0:03:09 > 0:03:12from...someone. Doesn't work anymore. Never mind.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Where was I? Oh, yes, giant magnet.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19This giant magnet will attract the tiniest of metal objects,

0:03:19 > 0:03:23so it will stick to them forever. And when...

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Hey! What's going on? Oh, no!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27This is a very strong magnet!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Well, I think we've learned something today.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34I'm Professor Magnets...er, I mean, Muddles.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Help!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Oh! Oh, dear. Oh!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44And now it's time for your giggles!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Why did the banana go to the hospital?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- I don't know. - Because he wasn't peeling well!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Ho-ho-ho, good one!

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Ow!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Ooh! HE PANTS AND WHEEZES

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Ta-daah!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Eh? Eh?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19DOH!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22HE GRUMBLES

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep, welcome to the news.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33What do frogs drink at bedtime?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Croakoa! Get it? Croakoa!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37And now, this.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53All was well in the sleepy little town of Wiggyville.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56But trouble was in the air.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59There is a very rare flower.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I think I need to water it.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Hmm! A very, very rare flower.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10It needs watering.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Captain Adorable to the rescue!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15You'll need the car keys then, sir.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19No time, Botham. I'm going to use my trusty Disappear-o-tron.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21One press of the button

0:05:21 > 0:05:25and this device will make me disappear from this room

0:05:25 > 0:05:29and reappear on the village green!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32QT, press the button, if you will.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Any minute now...

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Any minute now...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Hold on tight, sir. - Thank you, Botham.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Arrived! Ha-ha!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54The old Disappear-o-tron never fails.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ha-ha! Arrived!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59The old Disappear-o-tron never fails.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Greetings, good people. Please, do not panic.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- I am here now. - I don't believe we've met.

0:06:07 > 0:06:12Captain Adorable. Superhero, Wiggyville.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Greetings. Captain Cuddles. Superhero, Daisytown.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20I got the distress call about the very rare flower.

0:06:20 > 0:06:26I'm here to water it and save the day. Away!

0:06:26 > 0:06:32But I am here to water it and save the day! Away!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Fear not, good gardener!

0:06:36 > 0:06:41I bring a high-powered water jet to water your delicate flower.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- I think that's a bit too big for... - Fear not, good gardener!

0:06:45 > 0:06:49I too have a high-powered water jet of even greater power!

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Stand back, please. this is a job for Captain Adorable!

0:06:53 > 0:06:59No, this is a job for Captain Cuddles! To work!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Only I can water this rare flower properly.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Stand back, everyone.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'll just switch it on...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Aaaagh! Aaaagh!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Mind the flower! Mind the flower!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- What?- What?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Point them the other way! The other way!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, no! I appear to have run out of water.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Mine, too, has run out.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh! That dustbin!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54It's heading right for my rare flower!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Never fear, gardener!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00I will use my laser vision to destroy it.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Stand back!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Hah! Show me.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18My flower is safe!

0:08:18 > 0:08:24- My work here is done.- Another mission accomplished by Captain Adorable!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Give my regards to Daisytown.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32BOTH: To the Disappear-o-tron!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Ahem!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Press the button, if you will, QT.

0:08:55 > 0:09:00- Nearly home, sir.- I'm sure I'll beat you back, Botham.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01I'm sure you will, sir.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Away!

0:09:08 > 0:09:12We have many stylish frames to choose from, madam.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17- How about these?- Oh, no, no, no! Oh, I don't know, Jack...

0:09:17 > 0:09:23- OK, how about these?- Oh, no, they're awful, aren't they, Jack?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh, hang on a minute. How about these?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, yes. Let's have a look, shall we?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Oh, yes, yes! Look, they're much more like it. Woo-hoo!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36They're perfect. I'll take them.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I presume you take sweeties as payment, do you?

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Come on, Jack. I've got my new glasses.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46CRASH! Oh, these are wonderful.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50And now, it's time for more of your giggles!

0:09:50 > 0:09:55- What do you call a chicken with spots on?- I don't know.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00- Chicken pox!- Ho-ho, chicken pox! That's a goody!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04HE GRUMBLES

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Aaaah!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09HE CHUCKLES

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Aah! HE CHUCKLES

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Aah!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oooh!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Aaah!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59HE SNIGGERS

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here is the news.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13What do you call a fairy who hasn't had a bath?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Stinkerbell!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18HE CHUCKLES And now, this.

0:11:18 > 0:11:24..And to make the perfect meringue pie, you've got to use over 83 eggs.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28That's right! Surprising, isn't it? Ooh! Hello there.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Welcome to Dinner Time, my little spice racks.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37I'm Dina Lady, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Say hello, Tommy.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Hello, Tommy!

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Now, today, we're going to make something nice and simple.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48A delicious shepherd's pie.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53I've already prepared some mashed potato here.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56So, we're ready to add your shepherd.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00You're not going to put a real shepherd in your pie, are you?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Oh, Tommy, I'm not going to use a real shepherd. Ho-ho-ho!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08He's a nice boy. Daft, though.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Wait here, won't you?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Shepherd's pie is called shepherd's pie

0:12:15 > 0:12:18because it's got minced lamb in it.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23And shepherds look after lambs and sheep.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Now, we've all seen a Nativity play, haven't we?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34So we all know that this is what a shepherd looks like.

0:12:34 > 0:12:41So, carefully, add your dressing gown cord, like so...

0:12:41 > 0:12:46and then add your tea towel, like so...

0:12:46 > 0:12:49and finally, add your shepherd's crook.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53And there you have it, one shepherd's pie.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Easy as pie! Ho-ho-ho!

0:12:56 > 0:13:00See you next time, my little cookie cutters.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho!

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, time to go!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- # Farewell, T-T-F-N. - Arrivederci!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# But we'll be back again

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

0:13:32 > 0:13:36# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Na-na-na, it's time to go!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho!

0:13:43 > 0:13:47# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, time to go!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52# Ho-ho! #