0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Gail Force,
0:00:19 > 0:00:20King Flannel,
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Professor Muddles,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Farmer Dung
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and The Lost Pirate!
0:00:29 > 0:00:34No, Cap'n Squawk. That doesn't look like a treasure island to me.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Ow! Oh, curses!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37We're run aground!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hey, what be this?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43People with white shirts on?!
0:00:43 > 0:00:47I see ropes. We must be amongst sailors.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Maybe they know where the dread pirate Whitebeard is. Ha-har!
0:00:51 > 0:00:54He'll lead us to the lost treasure! Come on!
0:00:55 > 0:01:00Oh! Hurry up, Cap'n Squawk! No time to lose! ..Oh...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Ah-har! Ah-har!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05GIRLS LAUGH
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Ahoy there, shipmates! Will you help me in my journey
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- to find the dread pirate Whitebeard? ALL:- Aye-aye!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Ha-har! Arr, good, yes.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Rope - we need this for our voyage.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Hang on a minute...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20GIRLS LAUGH
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Look at that knot! That'll hold the ship's sails in the strongest gale!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Ha-har! WHISTLE BLOWS
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Sounds like...a lost ship!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Maybe it's the dread pirate Whitebeard!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Come on, shipmates - let's go! Ha-har!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40MUSIC AND APPLAUSE
0:01:43 > 0:01:45CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- ALL:- Hey! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Hey!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Now, did you scrump those cooking apples?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'll find out, you know! You know I will,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17you little cheeky monkey.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Oh! Hello there, my little spice racks!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23And welcome to Dinner Time
0:02:23 > 0:02:24with me, Dina Lady.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Ooh, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Say hello, Tommy.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Hello, Tommy!
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Now, today we're going to be talking about cake.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41And here's one I made earlier, but it's not quite finished yet,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43is it, Tommy?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47No, because it needs icing. Once it's iced,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51ooh, it'll yummy, scrummy for our tummies.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54And Tommy's going to tell us how to do that.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Tommy?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Oh, right!
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Well, first of all, you take your icing sugar. You add a bit of water.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Tommy!- Then you take your cake...
0:03:07 > 0:03:11No, no, no, my little demerara!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13No, no, no, no, no!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17We're talking about icing. Ice is cold. Brrr!
0:03:17 > 0:03:22- You get it from a freezer. - This is a different type of icing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, Tommy, give that here!
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Silly boy!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Nice, though.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Now, if you want your cake iced nice,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34you need to pop it in the freezer,
0:03:34 > 0:03:35don't you?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Over we go.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Here we are.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Pop it in. Oh, and here's one I made earlier.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Ooh! Look at that!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Over we go.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52There!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Nice and icy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Oh, just have a taste of this.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Oh...
0:04:00 > 0:04:01RATTLING
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Easy as p-p-pie!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10See you next time, my little sugar c-c-cubes!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17And now it's time for your giggles!
0:04:17 > 0:04:22Why did the orange stop rolling down the road?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I don't know. Why DID the orange stop rolling down the road?
0:04:26 > 0:04:31- Cos it ran out of juice. - Ha-ha! That was a juicy joke!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33NAUTICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ah-har!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39This looks like it's the place, Cap'n Squawk!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Tread carefully.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44A-hem! Excuse me, missy!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Cap'n Squawk and I are looking for me buried treasure. Ha-har!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Do you know where I can find the dread pirate Whitebeard?
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- That's enough from you. Sit down, please, like everyone else.- Eh?
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Today, we'll look at geography. This is a map.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03D'oh! A treasure map?!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Er, no, it's a map of the United Kingdom.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Har! A kingdom, you say? Ha-har!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13A map leading to the pirate kingdom of the treasure! Haha-har!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I takes that! Hahaha-har!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You'll have to sit down!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Yes, I know your game. You're working with the dread pirate Whitebeard.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Hmm! You're gonna takes me buried treasure!- I'm trying to teach
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- a lesson. - I teach YOU a lesson, missy!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I'll makes you walk the plank! Yeah!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34If you do that, I'll make YOU stand in the corner.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh! Shiver me timbers, Cap'n Squawk.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40She's going to make me stand in the corner!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Oh, dear! I'd best be good and sit down.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Ooh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Ooh!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52HE SNORES Yes, I'll have a pound of oranges
0:05:52 > 0:05:54and a packet of crisps.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Oh, hello there.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01What do you call an owl that robs from the rich
0:06:01 > 0:06:02and gives to the poor?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Robin Hoot.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Get it? Hoot!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08And now this...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Yes, I HAVE brought them. ..Yes, I WILL bring them round.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13BURBLING ON PHONE But...
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Hello? Oh!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Hello there.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21I'm Professor Muddles. Now, the big question we ask ourselves today is
0:06:21 > 0:06:23can we see in the dark?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Well, I've invented these special goggles which will make me
0:06:26 > 0:06:29able to see in the park...
0:06:29 > 0:06:30I mean, the dark.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Right. I just have to switch goggles on...like so.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36WHIRRING Ah.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39There we are. And switch the lights off.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Like so.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47And now I can freely walk around my lab as if it were broad daylight.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49CRASH!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51CLATTER!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52MIAOW!
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Ah, that's better.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Well... Ah.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY A-hem.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Well, we definitely have learned something here today.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05We can't see in the dark.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09I'm Professor Piddles... Uh, I mean Puddles...
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I mean Muddles. Goodbye!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ugh! Help!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh, hello there.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19What do you give to a sick pig?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oink-ment!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Oink-ment! More news later on.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30It's no good, Cap'n Squawk. We still haven't found my buried treasure
0:07:30 > 0:07:33and we still haven't found the dread pirate Whitebeard.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Pirate!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Stop talking and look at the whiteboard.
0:07:38 > 0:07:44- Whitebeard?! Where is Whitebeard? - The white-BOARD.- White...beard.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- LAUGHTER - It's not a beard - it's a board.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Aboard?! Of course! All aboard, everyone!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No time to stay ashore, land-lubbers.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58We've got my treasure to find! Oo-aar!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02And now it's time for more of your giggles.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bee.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Buzz off!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Ha-ha-ha, that's "show-BUZZ-ness".
0:08:11 > 0:08:15SEDATE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:18 > 0:08:20HE GRUNTS
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Er-er-er, yes.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28INDISTINCT MUTTERING
0:08:41 > 0:08:42He-he-ho-ha!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45MUSIC STOPS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:10 > 0:09:12CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:27 > 0:09:30DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:40 > 0:09:42DANCE MUSIC STOPS Oh!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS Eugh!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47INDISTINCT MUMBLING
0:10:00 > 0:10:03KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:10 > 0:10:12DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I'm Arthur Sleep, and this is the news.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Reports coming in from local policeman PC Jack B Nimble.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35A bear, eating a pear, and a hare called Clare,
0:10:35 > 0:10:39were seen at the fair. They gave the mayor a scare,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42and needless to say, beware and take plenty of care.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Well, if you're there.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Now, a local news report with Gail Force...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49of course.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Thank you, Arthur.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hello, I'm Gail Force
0:10:53 > 0:10:57and I'm here at the launch of the new Super Whiz Fizz Drink.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58POP!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Hooray!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Liz, you came up with the new Super Whiz Fizz drink.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I have noticed there's a label on the side of the can.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06What does this mean?
0:11:06 > 0:11:10That is a reminder not to shake the can before opening
0:11:10 > 0:11:12as fizzy drinks can go everywhere.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Oh, of course. Wise words.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Well, I'll be sure not to shake it like this.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I'd certainly rather drink it than shake it like this.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Yes.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Oh, thank you very much.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25GAIL SCREAMS
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh! A-hem!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Back to the studio.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33HE SNORES
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Ay-ye-ah! A-hem!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36A-hem!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Hello, Farmer Dung.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Today, Farmer Dung, could you show us some horse?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:11:48 > 0:11:51HE NEIGHS
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Yes, that's the noise horses make.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Do you have any horses?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:11:57 > 0:12:00HE NEIGHS AND WHINNIES
0:12:00 > 0:12:02In fact, I can hear horses now.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04We'd love to see them.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Oh, eh, yeah...
0:12:05 > 0:12:07INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Are they sugar lumps?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Horses love sugar lumps, don't they?
0:12:17 > 0:12:20INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:12:23 > 0:12:26INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Farmer Dung, I don't see any horses.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Farmer Dung, I though you had horses!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41INDECIPHERABLE SPEECH
0:12:44 > 0:12:46MAN MAKES CLIPPETY-CLOP NOISES
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Thank you, Farmer Dung.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:02 > 0:13:04# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# But we'll be back again
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Ho-ho!