Episode 24

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!

0:00:15 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz - DIY Dan,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Gail Force,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Humphrey,

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Packed Lunch Pete

0:00:24 > 0:00:27and Nana Knickerbocker!

0:00:30 > 0:00:35# Oh! Nana Knickerbocker had a farm Ee-eye-ee-eye-ooh. #

0:00:35 > 0:00:36Time for milking!

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Ha! Hello, Daisy, some milk, if you please.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44OO-OOH!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46What do you mean, "ooh"?!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50It's not "ooh!", it's "moo!" SHE CHUCKLES

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- OOOH!- Oh, no, you silly cow!

0:00:54 > 0:00:58You're a cow, you say "moo", not "ooh".

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Oh!- Do you mind?

0:01:01 > 0:01:05- I'm terribly sorry. I only wanted some milk.- You could've asked.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Oh! Thank you.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Come on, Dave.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31'A DIY expert is always on the lookout for things to mend.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35'Sometimes teapots can break and lose their spouts.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38'This can be fixed very easily...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41'Take your teapot and check it over.

0:01:41 > 0:01:47'Make sure there's no tea left in the teapot before you try and mend it.'

0:01:51 > 0:01:54'Then, take the spout and put the glue on it.'

0:02:02 > 0:02:06'Then, spread some glue on the teapot itself.'

0:02:08 > 0:02:10'Taking care not to spill any.'

0:02:14 > 0:02:18'Attach the spout to the teapot.'

0:02:23 > 0:02:25'It really couldn't be easier.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29'Once the glue is dry, you'll enjoy a nice cup of tea -

0:02:29 > 0:02:32'knowing that you fixed it!'

0:02:38 > 0:02:40CLATTER!

0:02:40 > 0:02:44'Job done!'

0:02:51 > 0:02:53# La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# La-la-eeee! #

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Time for milking. Some milk, please.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01MOO!

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Oh! It's nice to hear you've got the hang of mooing after all that.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Anyway, some milk, please. MOOING

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Ahem, some milk, please.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Oh, could I have some milk, like last time?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17- Nana.- What did you say? Oooh!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, it's you. Hello, dear.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- What are you doing?- I'm just asking for some milk.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Aren't you supposed to, erm...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- milk it?- Milk it?!

0:03:28 > 0:03:33No, you silly, you're supposed to ask nicely, and it'll give you

0:03:33 > 0:03:35a bottle of milk. Everyone knows that.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Whatever you say, Nana.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Tell you what, I think this one's run out. What a performance!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44MOOING

0:03:44 > 0:03:47And now it's time for your giggles!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Knock, knock.- Who's there?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Ken.- Ken who?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Can you get me a new car, please?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Ha, ha! Vroom-vroom!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

0:04:32 > 0:04:34A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Heh, heh, I love that! And now this.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23CRASH!

0:05:51 > 0:05:54HE SNIFFS Hah!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07HE SNIFFS AND SIGHS

0:06:17 > 0:06:20HE SNIFFS AND SIGHS

0:06:20 > 0:06:21CLATTER!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30CLATTER!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38DING!

0:07:47 > 0:07:48HE GASPS

0:07:51 > 0:07:53CRASH!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And now it's time for more of your giggles.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40What do cats like in their drinks?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I don't know. What DO cats like in their drinks?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Mice cubes!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Ha-ha!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51So anyway, he rolled his eyes at me.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54So I picked 'em up and rolled 'em back!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59He was a l... ..Oh! Hello, my little spice racks!

0:08:59 > 0:09:03And welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Say hello, Tommy.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Hello, Tommy!

0:09:09 > 0:09:16Now, today we're going to make a delicious jam roly-poly.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Yay!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19All right, calm down.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Now, first of all,

0:09:21 > 0:09:25we've got to spread some homemade jam on our sponge.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Oh, look at that! Lovely!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29There we go.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Spread it evenly.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32There.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36And now for the roly-poly part.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39The trick is to roll the sponge nice and neatly.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42What, my little elderflower?!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I don't know!

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Roll the sponge?!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Well, it's called roly-poly because you have to roll the sponge.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, silly boy!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Nice, though.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Now, stand back, Tommy.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57I need some space for this.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00And now for the roly-poly part.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05There we go. Make sure you go all the way over the sponge.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07That's it.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09And there we have it.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13One perfect roly-poly ready to eat.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Oh. Simple as pie.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20See you next time, my little cookie cutters.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33'Today we're looking at one of the simplest DIY tasks of all -

0:10:33 > 0:10:34'painting a wall.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38'First, make sure that you have put on your undercoat.'

0:10:47 > 0:10:52'Make sure you don't confuse an undercoat with an overcoat.'

0:11:03 > 0:11:07'Before you start, it's a good idea to check your rollers

0:11:07 > 0:11:09'to see if they're clean.'

0:11:18 > 0:11:22'Then gently put a small amount of paint onto an area to test it.'

0:11:29 > 0:11:33'A good test area would be a small patch on the wall

0:11:33 > 0:11:35'you are going to paint.'

0:11:37 > 0:11:39'Before you start painting,

0:11:39 > 0:11:41'make sure you'll have enough time to finish.'

0:11:44 > 0:11:49'And now, with broad, even brush strokes,

0:11:49 > 0:11:53'calmly apply the paint to the wall.'

0:12:05 > 0:12:09'There. Your wall is painted

0:12:09 > 0:12:12'with a minimum of fuss and mess.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14'Job done.'

0:12:20 > 0:12:23And now we go over to Gail Force in Little Bottom,

0:12:23 > 0:12:25reporting on a curious case of hiccups.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Over to you, Gail.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Thank you, Arthur, yes. I'm here in the village of Little Bottom,

0:12:30 > 0:12:33where there's been a recent bout of hiccups, would you believe?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Here are two of the villagers affected by the hiccups,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Mary and John. And that's Mary and of course that's John.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43John, when did you first get the hiccups?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45HE HICCUPS Oh, dear.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Can you answer? HE HICCUPS

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, he tried, but he's just hiccupping.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oh, no, there's another one.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Well, of course it's not just affecting the men of the village.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58The ladies of the village have got it too. Isn't that right, Mary?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00SHE HICCUPS Oh, no!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03John AND Mary, they're both... Oh, dear.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05All the hiccups coming out, they can't talk.

0:13:05 > 0:13:10The doctors just can't get to the bottom of it here in Little Bottom,

0:13:10 > 0:13:14but they do say it's catching. Well, I'm fine at the moment.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Phew! GAIL HICCUPS

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Oh. Well... GAIL HICCUPS

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, no! ..Oh! ..Arthur...

0:13:19 > 0:13:24back...to...the...studio. GAIL HICCUPS

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:37 > 0:13:41# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# But we'll be back again

0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:54 > 0:13:56# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:14:05 > 0:14:08# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Ho-ho!