Episode 25

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na Here we go!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Ho-ho! #

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz, Farmer Dung,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Major Boogie,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Nana Knickerbocker,

0:00:23 > 0:00:25The Lost Pirate

0:00:25 > 0:00:29and Rapids Johnson!

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Oh, hullo! I'm Rapids Johnson.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36You've caught me on a very rare day off.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I've come along here with, uh, um...

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Junior.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44..Johnson Junior to the local pantomime.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46We love it! Hurrah!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Ooh, and the good thing is,

0:00:49 > 0:00:53I don't have to think about giant pandas at all,

0:00:53 > 0:00:57because there's absolutely no chance of seeing one here!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ooh! The show is about to begin - brilliant!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Oh, and no need to keep 'em peeled!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Come on, JJ.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Hello, I'm Gail Force and this is your weather.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14It's a bright but breezy day here in Sunnydale...

0:01:14 > 0:01:16A... Oh... Thank you, Gregor.

0:01:16 > 0:01:21Oh, it seems as if the weather is going to take a turn for the worse.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25We're to expect hailstones the size of ping-pong balls!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33I just...!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40That's your weather.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Ha-har! Don't you worry, Captain Squawk,

0:01:45 > 0:01:49our treasure must be buried around here somewhere.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Let's take a look at the map.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Hang on a minute, wh...?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Some land-lubber has swiped me map!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh no! the treasure! It be lost forever!

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Excuse me! Can you help me? I'm looking for Golden Street.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Do you know it?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Golden Street? You mean the street paved entirely in gold?!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I've been looking for that all me life!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I don't think it's far from here. I've got the map.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Look! You've got a map that leads to Golden Street!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20My friend marked it with an X to help me find it.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Look at that!

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Look, Captain Squawk! X marks the spot!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Brilliant! Do you know where it is, then?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Uh... Yes! Um...why don't you walk up that way for 100 miles?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34And don't look back! That's right.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37OOH!!! Captain Squawk!!!

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Arr! Look, Captain Squawk! We're here! Golden Street!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44A street made of gold!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Oh, no! Stale biscuits!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50We've been beaten to it again.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh, come on, Captain Squawk,

0:02:53 > 0:02:55back to the ship.

0:02:55 > 0:03:00I told you we shouldn't have taken that shortcut through Towner Street.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Oh! He's behind you!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08He's behind you!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:10 > 0:03:11This is so crazy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15They never, ever look behind them!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Ah, ha-ha-ha. It's really funny.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22And now it's time for your giggles!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28I don't know, how do you keep a skunk from smelling?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hold its nose.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hello, boys and girls!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Whoo!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ugh! Nana!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43What?! I can't see a thing, it's so dark in here!

0:03:43 > 0:03:48I know, I'll try the magic lamp. Oh, yes.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Oh dear, it doesn't seem to be working.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Nana, you're meant to plug it into the wall.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58No, you're not.

0:03:58 > 0:04:03You're supposed to rub it and a genie pops out and bathes us all in light.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Let's give it another go, shall we?

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Oh, deary, deary me. I know,

0:04:08 > 0:04:12I'll ring the elocution. He'll know what to do.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Hello?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Electrician's, how can I help?

0:04:15 > 0:04:20Nana can't hear you. I said, "HELL-O-OOO!"

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Who is this?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25It's Nana Knickerbocker here. Now, can you fix my magic lamp?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27I don't think so, no.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, yes, you can!

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Oh, no, I can't.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34- Oh, yes, you can!- Oh, no, I can't.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Ooh! Well, that's not very helpful, is it?!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- DOORBELL RINGS - There's somebody at the door.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44There's somebody at the door. There's somebody at the door. Goodbye.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Right. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Hello, I've just moved in next door. My name's Jeanie.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56Oh, the genie. There you are. There's something wrong with this lamp.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Um, have you tried plugging it in? - That's what I said.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Ooh! Cheeky.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Come on, you, in you come.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Watch the dress. And me hair.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09That's right. Come through here, genie, there we are.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12So, I've got three wishes, right?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, it's a hard one, this. OK.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19Right, me first wish. I wish that my lamp was plugged in, right?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Oh! Look at that! Splendid!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Bless my knickerbockers!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Well, it was nice to meet you. Bye.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Genie, where you going? I've got two more wishes.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I wish for a prince in shining armour,

0:05:33 > 0:05:37I want a big palace in the countryside...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46In a launch box. Ha-ha!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47And now this.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53'Come on, you two, your tea's ready.'

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Up on a toy shelf,

0:05:58 > 0:06:00in a bedroom just like yours and mine,

0:06:00 > 0:06:03a tired old tinny soldier

0:06:03 > 0:06:05marches to his tinny tune.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08His name, Major Boogie.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10But when no-one's around...

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Time for Major Boogie, sir!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25MUSIC

0:06:50 > 0:06:52MUSIC SLOWS DOWN

0:07:01 > 0:07:04MUSIC PLAYS VERY FAST

0:08:11 > 0:08:13CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Back to the boogie box, quick sharp!

0:08:36 > 0:08:40And now it's time for more of your giggles!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Why did the turkey cross the road?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46I don't know, why did the turkey cross the road?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48To prove he was not a chicken.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Ah! Ha-ha!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54So Mr Chapman won second for the best onion,

0:08:54 > 0:08:57and I got first place for the best bunion.

0:08:57 > 0:09:03I was so... Oh! Hello there, my little spice racks!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06And welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Say hello, Tommy.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Hello, Tommy.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Today we're going to make one of our favourite drinks.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21A summer fruit smoothie.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26Which will be yummy scrummy for our tummies.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Now, I've prepared some summer fruits down here already.

0:09:30 > 0:09:35All I've got to do is pour some milk... Oh! whoopsy!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I've forgotten the milk.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41I'll just go and get that, you show them what to do.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Right. It's very simple.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47You take the lid off... You pour the fruit in...

0:09:49 > 0:09:52There we go. But the most important thing is...

0:09:52 > 0:09:57Now, I've got the milk, so I'm just going to pour that in, like so...

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- The most important thing is...- Give it a good mix. Right, off we go.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- No, careful...- Whoo!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12There.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14The most important thing is...

0:10:14 > 0:10:18make sure you put the lid back on before you start the blender.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Oh!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23There we are.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Easy as that.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27One summer fruit smoothie.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31See you next time, my little pineapple chunks.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Hello, Farmer Dung.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Eh-er.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Lovely day, innit? Arr.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Right chilly, though.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45So, Farmer Dung.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Today you're going to tell us exactly where wool comes from.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Am I? Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Wool. Yeah, very important, wool.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Wool.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Keep you warm.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00So you get wool from these sheep?

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Could do, I suppose. We don't.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07I always send Reggie down the old shops.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- You always send Reggie down the shops?- That's right.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13There he comes now, look. All right, Reggie.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Easy! What you got there?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Look at that! He got a woolly jumper!

0:11:18 > 0:11:22For me? Aw, lovely, bless you, Reggie.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Look at that. Oh, look! He got two!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27He got two! Aw, look!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Oh, we will be warm in these, won't we?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Lovely.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34You didn't get these from those, did you? No.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Them lot are all muddy!

0:11:37 > 0:11:41Hey, Reg, put these on later? Yeah, we're gonna put these on later.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Thank you, Farmer Dung.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46And they all lived happily ever after.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50- And Nana Knickerbocker... - ..married the prince.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51That's right.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, lovely.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Oh! Goodness me! Have you seen the time, kids?!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Come on, you two, off to bed with you.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02BOTH: Oh, do we have to?!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Yes, you do!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Anyway, Nana Knickerbocker needs her beauty sleep.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Oh, no, she doesn't!

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Join in!

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Please yourselves.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Come on, let's draw the curtains.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Right, how big do you want them? Ha-ha!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Draw the curtains!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Come on, that's a funny joke.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I used it three years in a row at the Theatre Royal in Plymouth!

0:12:28 > 0:12:32Never mind. Come on, let's close the curtains.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Grab the cord and get pulling.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37That's right, give 'em a good pull.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42Oh, thank you so much, everybody!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Oh, you've been such a wonderful audience.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oh! Flowers! Oh, for me!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Oh, thank you!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02And don't forget, we're here till Boxing Day,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05so tell all of your friends.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Oh! The cheek of it!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11What a performance.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:16 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci!

0:13:30 > 0:13:35# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Na-na-na It's time to go

0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:57 > 0:13:58# Ho-ho! #