0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na, ho ho ho!
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na, here we go!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Ho ho! #
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Packed Lunch Pete,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Chip Monk,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Captain Adorable,
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Milkshake Jake,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and now we go to Ann Teak!
0:00:31 > 0:00:37Now, here we have a beautiful collection of old vases.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42There are only five of these vases left in the whole, wide world.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44And they're all here!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Isn't that exciting?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Now, who would like to hold one?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Well, I'm afraid you can't.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54They're far too precious.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Now, these vases all come from China.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02China is a country far, far away from here.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05In fact, it's...that far.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06CRASH!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh... Well, as you can see,
0:01:11 > 0:01:15there are now only four of these lovely vases left
0:01:15 > 0:01:17in the whole, wide world...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22..which makes them even more precious.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Moving on, everyone.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29This stuffed manatee...
0:02:21 > 0:02:27Yep, my favourite animal is definitely a dog. Yes, aren't you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yes, you are!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, a customer.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Don't worry, you are not for sale.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I'll sort this out. Go down there.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yes?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Oh, hello. I was hoping to buy a dog.- A dog?
0:02:42 > 0:02:47That's a shame. We haven't got any dogs here. Never have.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50This is a dog-free shop.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52We're completely dogless.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54DOG BARKS
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Shhh!- Was that a dog?- Hm?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Was that a dog? I heard a dog bark. - When?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Just then.- Um...
0:03:02 > 0:03:05No, it's probably me...yawning.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07A-a-a-ah... ruff, ruff!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12I've got a very strange yawn. A-a-a-ah... ruff, ruff!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Well, I'm exhausted.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I think I'll close the shop up and go to bed.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- But it's ten o'clock in the morning! - As late as that? Oh, dear.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- I must go to bed now.- But surely!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'm nocturnal. I only come out at night.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32I'm like an owl. Toowit-toowoo!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36I'll be open again at ten tonight, when I get up. Goodnight.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Phew.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48It's all right. She's gone.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50HE COOS
0:03:51 > 0:03:55And now it's time for your giggles!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Why did the reindeer have no eyes?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I don't know. Why DID the reindeer have no eyes?
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- No eye-deer!- Oh, ho, ho! No eye-deer!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10Now, here we are with this beautiful collection of five...
0:04:10 > 0:04:15oh, FOUR precious, old vases.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Now, you can't just pick these up with your hands.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22You have to use these special gloves.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Allow an expert to demonstrate. Now.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31If I just carefully hold this like this, I can safely...
0:04:31 > 0:04:34CRASH!
0:04:34 > 0:04:39..allow it to land on the floor,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41which means that there are now...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43ALL: Three.
0:04:43 > 0:04:49Yes, three of these precious vases left in the whole, wide world.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Ah, ha-ha... Moving on, everyone!
0:04:51 > 0:04:56That's right. Come on. Nothing to see here. And you!
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04What do you call a sleeping bull?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05A bulldozer.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Bulldozer! That's a cracker, that one!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22It was the start of another peaceful day
0:05:22 > 0:05:26in the sleepy, little town of Wiggyville.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28All was calm...
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- when suddenly...- Heavens!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34The waiter has forgotten the milk for my tea!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37There's no milk, Millicent!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40No milk? Did you hear that, QT?
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Whenever there's a problem this huge, I rise to the challenge.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49The citizens of Wiggyville can depend on Captain Adorable
0:05:49 > 0:05:51to bring them milk!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Actually, sir, I have a small jug here.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56No time. No time.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58To the Adore-mobile!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Whoa!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Make way! Make way!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Who-o-o-a!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16BRAKES SQUEAL
0:06:16 > 0:06:18CRASH!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- I've parked round the side.- Er...
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Now, don't worry. The chair is fine.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30What? A milk float?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- This could be Wiggyville's last chance!- But Captain...
0:06:34 > 0:06:39Nothing stops the forces of truth and goodness, QT!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Captain Adorable away!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55A-ha!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Now, I will use my attracto-magnetic glove
0:07:02 > 0:07:08to make a milk bottle fly into my hands. Stand back if you will.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10HE STRAINS
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Hm, slight adjustment needed.
0:07:23 > 0:07:29Ha-ha! Yes. The old super powers never desert me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Don't panic! I will rescue the bottle of milk. Away!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Right, you help sir and I'll help the ladies.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Run away milk! No need to panic!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Gangway! Gangway!
0:07:50 > 0:07:55Make way! Make way! A-ha! A handy road sign.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- You were saying about the milk, madam.- Service at last!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- About time.- Please, everyone.
0:08:07 > 0:08:14Do not panic. I have the situation completely under control. Oh!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Now, where's the bottle of milk? Hm.
0:08:17 > 0:08:23- A-ha! Milk, ladies?- Thank you.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I don't suppose there's any sugar?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Sugar you say. Huh.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Captain Adorable, away!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35BOTH: Noooooo!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42HE HUMS
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- Oh, hello.- Hello. My daughter wants a pet.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51We were thinking something small, a hamster perhaps?
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Oh, yeah, hamsters are so cute and fluffy.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I just love the way they twitch their noses.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Do they take a lot of looking after? - Um, not really.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Just clean their cage once a week
0:09:04 > 0:09:07and make sure they've got enough food and water.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Hamsters are fascinating. - Oh, really?
0:09:10 > 0:09:16And did you know that...when they've had enough to eat...
0:09:16 > 0:09:22they can stuff extra food into their cheeks and save it for later?
0:09:22 > 0:09:29Fascinating. I think I'll get my daughter a stick insect.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33No bother stick insects, no. Nice and clean.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38HE MUMBLES
0:09:42 > 0:09:45And now it's time for more of your giggles.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48What's the crocodile's favourite game?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51What is a crocodile's favourite game?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Snap!- Oh, of course! Snap!
0:09:55 > 0:10:01Well, here we are back with this beautiful collection of old vases.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05All the way from China and, as you know, there are only...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07ALL: Three.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Yes, three left in the whole, wide world.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Let's take a closer look at one, shall we?
0:10:13 > 0:10:18I'm not using gloves this time, but I am an expert, so it's OK.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Now, have a look at this pattern... Oh, a little bit dusty. I...
0:10:22 > 0:10:23SHE COUGHS
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Oh, I-I think I'm... Would you... Would you mind holding this, please?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- I, I, I... Oh! - SHATTERING
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Well, yes. Now, as you can see,
0:10:37 > 0:10:41there's just one of these precious vases left
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- in the whole, wide world. - I'll take that, thank you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Hang on a minute, my man! I'm the expert.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Give that to me.- No!- Would you...
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Give me that!- No!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56THEY GASP
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Now look what you've done!
0:10:58 > 0:11:03Thanks to you, there's now NO vases left in the whole, wide world!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Moving on, everyone.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Come on, come on.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Hiya, buddy! What can Jake get ya?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Nothing heavy. I've got to stay in shape for the match.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28Sure you do. Well, I think you need one of my summer fruit smoothies.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30They're sure good for ya.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Sound great.- All right. Coming right up.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36So, what team do you play for?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Blue Chester United.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41We're playing our local rivals, Red Burn Rovers.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Ain't they the guys in the red shirts?- You follow football?
0:11:45 > 0:11:50Well, actually, I used to be aces at soccer, yeah. The headers.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Hoh-hoh! Whoa-hoh! Yeah.
0:11:54 > 0:12:00And what about the volleys? Whoo-hoo! Ha, ha-ha! Yeah.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03But best of all was scoring the goals.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Hup!
0:12:05 > 0:12:12Goal! Oh, yeah, we did it! Yey-hey! Ha-ha!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Say...what happened to you?
0:12:17 > 0:12:22Oh, by the way, good luck for the game.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Hello. I'm Rapids Johnson, and when I'm not out exploring,
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I like to watch a good old-fashioned football match,
0:12:34 > 0:12:37and I don't have to think about giant pandas,
0:12:37 > 0:12:41because there's no chance of seeing one here.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Pandas are shy and wouldn't join a football match,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- so no need to keep 'em peeled. - CHEERING
0:12:47 > 0:12:49What happened? That wasn't a goal!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53That man in the black-and-white was offside!
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Referee! I'm not having that. I'm going to watch cricket instead.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:02 > 0:13:05# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Hoh, hoh, hoh
0:13:05 > 0:13:08# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go
0:13:10 > 0:13:15# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci!
0:13:15 > 0:13:20# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Gigglebiz
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Nah, nah, nah, nah, hoh, hoh, hoh
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Gigglebiz
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Nah, nah, nah, it's time to go
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Hoh, hoh, hoh
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Gigglebiz, Giggle It's time to go! #
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