Episode 1

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04ALL: It's Gigglebiz!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Ho-ho!

0:00:19 > 0:00:22On today's Gigglebiz, Dina Lady,

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Captain Adorable,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Ann Teak,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29introducing Keith Fit.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Here's King Flannel.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Your majesty.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Oh, no, no, no.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Yes.- No, no, no.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Ooh-ooh!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Ha-ha!

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Oh...

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Boin-n-ng!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Come along, my group. Don't dawdle.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Plenty more to see. Gather round, gather round.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07All right. Not too close!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09What have we got here?

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Mr...?- Parsons.- Yes.

0:02:12 > 0:02:18Now, Mrs Parsnip, this is a writing desk or bureau

0:02:18 > 0:02:21and a very fine piece of furniture too. May I?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- Yes, please do.- Oh, thank you.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'll just gently open this.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Do you use it at all? - From time to time.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31There's a bit of wear and tear here

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- and up here. - SCRATCHING

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Now, what you don't know about this item

0:02:36 > 0:02:39is this has a secret drawer in it.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40May I demonstrate?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Please do.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46If I pull this handle here, I...

0:02:46 > 0:02:48It's a little bit stiff. I'll give it...

0:02:51 > 0:02:58Thank you very much for bringing it in, Mr Pogo Stick.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Moving on. Come on, my group, over here.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10I'm the expert. Moving on.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Doctor Doctor will see you now.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Next!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Now, how can I help you?

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Doctor, Doctor, I snore so loudly, I'm keeping myself awake.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30Well, sleep in another room, then. Next!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Howay, bairns. Keith Fit here.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Today, I'm going to show you how to play tennis.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41All right. Now, I've been playing tennis for about 20 years

0:03:41 > 0:03:44so I know what I'm talking about.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50First of all, I'm going to show you how to do the forearm smash.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53OK, it goes like this.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Away!

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Beautiful.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Now, if I turn my body just slightly, all right,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I'm going to show you how to do the backhand smash.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Here we go.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Away with you!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Wonderful.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Finally, I'm going to show you how to do the overhead smash.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16OK. It's tricky. Watch this.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Beautiful, now...

0:04:21 > 0:04:24GLASS SMASHES

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Oh, sounds like the window's smashed to me.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Don't worry. I'll go and fix it later.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32And that's how you play tennis.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Champion!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Can I have my ball back, pet?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40And now it's time for your giggles.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Hey, Justin.- Hey, Tanisha. Have you got a joke?

0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Yes.- Go on, then.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Where do fish keep their money?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I don't know. Where do fish keep their money?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52In a riverbank.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55HE LAUGHS

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Very good.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ha-ha ha.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Aha!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47No.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yes!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Uh... No.- No?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Aha!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh. Oh! Yeah.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Yeah!

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Honk! Honk!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Whoa-ho-ho!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Over to Wiggyville now

0:06:26 > 0:06:30where Captain Adorable is once again saving the day.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48Never fear, my friends. I shall patrol the beach.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51'Roger that, Captain Adorable. What a guy!'

0:06:51 > 0:06:53What?! What is this?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55With my supersonic vision,

0:06:55 > 0:06:58I can see that there is someone stuck in the sand.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I must rescue him.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Captain Adorable away!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Stand aside, young man. I will help your friend.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- What are you doing?! - Covered in sand with no way out.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Yeah, but I'm supposed...

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Shh, please, sir! It's best if you don't talk while I work.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Here we go!

0:07:19 > 0:07:22But I'm fine. Really, I am.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Ooh!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35There you go, good citizen.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Why have you...?- Shh, please.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40There's no need to thank me. It's what I do.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Play safe, young man. Captain Adorable away!

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Never mind, son. Go on. Bury me again.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54OK, Dad.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Please, don't thank me. That's what I do.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's time to see what the weather has in store

0:08:04 > 0:08:06with Gail Force. Gail, what have you got?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yes, thank you, Arthur.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11As you can see, I'm in the countryside today.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I'm wearing my wellington boots

0:08:14 > 0:08:17because we're to expect the odd shower.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Now... Ooh. hang on a minute.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22What's this?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh...oh.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33That was an odd shower.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Back to the studio.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- ARTHUR:- Thanks, Gail.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39That was splashing work.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Splashing work! Did you get that, Eddie?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You can have that.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47And now this.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Doctor Doctor will see you now.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Next!

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Now, how can I help you?

0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Doctor, Doctor, I'm losing my memory.- When did this happen?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29When did what happen?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Next!

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Howay, bairns.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Keith Fit here with more top tennis tips for you.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41As I said before, I've been playing tennis for about 20 years,

0:09:41 > 0:09:43so I know what I'm talking about.

0:09:43 > 0:09:47All right. You hit the ball with a racquet - one of these.

0:09:47 > 0:09:52I'll show you how to do it. Watch and learn, bairns.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54You throw the ball up like so

0:09:54 > 0:09:57and then whack it over...

0:09:57 > 0:09:59CRASHING

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, no. There go the bins.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Don't worry. I'll sort them out later.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08And that's how you play tennis. Champion!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Sorry, mate. Do you want a hand?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Now for more of your giggles.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Hey, Justin.- Hi, there.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Have you got a joke?- Yup. - Come on, then.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23What do you get when a cow and a camel crosses the road?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26I don't know. What do you get?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Lumpy custard.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I couldn't help it if I had the parcel every time the music stopped.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37You were in charge of the music.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I needed those jumbo crayons.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Oh, hello, there, my little spice racks

0:10:42 > 0:10:46and welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Say hello, Tommy.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Hello, Tommy.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Today is a very special day.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02It's Tommy's birthday.

0:11:02 > 0:11:08I've decided to treat him with a special birthday chicken wrap.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Yay! Yummy scrummy for my tummy!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16All right, Tommy. Nice boy. Old, though!

0:11:16 > 0:11:20I'll just go and get my special ingredients. Won't be a mo'.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Don't go singing happy birthday while I'm gone.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32A wrap is a type of sandwich made with a special flat bread

0:11:32 > 0:11:37called a tortilla. The tortilla gets wrapped around the filling

0:11:37 > 0:11:40which is why we call it a wrap.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Right, then. What was that all about...tor-tears?!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I don't know what you're talking about.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51It's his birthday. He's just showing off.

0:11:51 > 0:11:56Take your wrapping paper like so

0:11:56 > 0:12:00and then place your chicken carefully on the top.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05There we are. Add some salad. Thank you, Tommy.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Ooh, don't know what they are.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13And then simply wrap it up.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16It's important to use enough wrapping paper

0:12:16 > 0:12:19or it wouldn't be a wrap, would it, Tom?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21That's it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26And then finish it off with a lovely bow.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30There we go.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Finger in there, please, Tom.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Ooh, sorry about that.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Hold it, and there you have it.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45One lovely birthday chicken wrap.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Easy as pie.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50See you next time, my little birthday presents.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52There you go, Tom.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56I'm sorry about the birthday candles on your cake.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I couldn't find anywhere that sold over 50.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:20 > 0:13:22# But we'll be back again

0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Ho-ho!