0:00:02 > 0:00:03ALL: It's Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Ho-ho!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Coming up on Gigglebiz:
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Major Boogie,
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Farmer Dung,
0:00:23 > 0:00:26The Lost Pirate,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Opera Oliver,
0:00:28 > 0:00:31and here is Captain Adorable!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Quick! We've got to load the van with stolen valuables
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- before the police get here! - Hold it right there!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Aha! What do you think you two are up to?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03As removal men, you should know
0:01:03 > 0:01:07if you're lifting heavy things you should get some help.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Captain Adorable will help you. Allow me to use my super strength.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14HE STRAINS WITH EFFORT
0:01:14 > 0:01:15A little help?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19That's it. Yep, in the van.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Ha!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22There!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Now you can go on your way.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Not so fast!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Look, you've left the van's doors open.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32That will be dangerous.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Allow me to help you again.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38There, off you go, gentlemen!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Have you seen a white van and two men
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- dressed in stripy tops, wearing black hats?- As a matter of fact
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- I have.- Thank goodness. Which way did they go?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Why they went that way. - Thank you, Captain Adorable.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Please, don't thank me.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00It's what I do.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05And now it's time for your giggles.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08What's a crocodile's favourite card game?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I don't know. What is a crocodile's favourite card game?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Snap.- Ah!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16THEY LAUGH
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I've arrested the robbers and I have retrieved the gold.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Everything is OK.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Aha! Seems like someone's in trouble.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32You two again?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Ha, it must be your lucky day!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Don't worry, I'll help untie you.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39This is a tricky knot. Now, what was it?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Left over right? Right over left? Oh, sorry.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43There!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Now you can be on your way!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48What happened?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Where are they?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Well they were in a rush. I let them go.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Nice lads.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Missing something, gentlemen?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Thank you, Captain Adorable. I'll take it from here.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05No problem, sir. Please, don't thank me.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's what I do!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I shall look after your valuables.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13That's nice!
0:03:19 > 0:03:23AUDIENCE CLAPS, ORCHESTRA WARMS UP
0:03:25 > 0:03:27# I'm Opera Oliver! #
0:03:30 > 0:03:33# There are no fine diners
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Ina my place today
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# If I play some music
0:03:38 > 0:03:41# Maybe they will come my-a way! #
0:03:41 > 0:03:44PLAYS XYLOPHONE
0:03:47 > 0:03:49# I heard a lovely sound
0:03:49 > 0:03:52# And this restaurant I have found
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# Now I'm in the mood for your delicious food
0:03:55 > 0:03:56# I'm glad I came around
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- # Come and take seat - You are very sweet
0:03:59 > 0:04:00- # Take a seat - Very sweet
0:04:00 > 0:04:02# Take a seat, just take a seat!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- # Thank you very much - That's OK
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- # Very much - That's OK- Very much
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# I said that's OK!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Can I offer you a menu
0:04:11 > 0:04:14# Sorry, I didn't quite hear you
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- # Menu!- Hear you- Menu!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# Here you are
0:04:19 > 0:04:21# Oh, dear is that the time?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25# It's getting very late You haven't put a morsel on my plate
0:04:25 > 0:04:29# Service is slow, I think I'd better go-oo-oo
0:04:29 > 0:04:31# I think I'd better go!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- # Please, don't go- You're too slow
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- # Don't go- Too slow! - Don't go- Too slow!
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- # Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow - Don't go, don't go, don't go-oo! #
0:04:41 > 0:04:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Keith Fit here with another spot of goal-keeping.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Now, when someone's going to take a penalty against you
0:05:08 > 0:05:12it's vital that you're standing the right position, OK?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Bend your knees like so...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18..and get ready for the ball...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- WHISTLE BLOWS - Hang on a minute!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22I'm not ready. No!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And that's how you goal-keep.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Champion! Oh!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Next!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Now, how can I help you?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Pull yourself together!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Ha-ha! Next!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- MUM:- Come on, you two. Your tea's ready!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00TINKLING Up on a toy shelf
0:06:00 > 0:06:03in a bedroom just like yours and mine,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10His name - Major Boogie.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13But when no one's around...
0:06:14 > 0:06:19MARCHING MELODY PLAYS
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Time for Major Boogie, sir!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29JIVE-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- MUSIC ENDS, CHILDREN GIGGLE - Back to the Boogie box, quick march!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Aarr! This could be the place, Captain Squawk.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26If we're lucky we'll find new shipmates for our next voyage.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Ahem.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Hello. Do you have an appointment to see the dentist?- Um, no.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35(Um, tread carefully. This could be a trap.)
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Um, no, missy. We're looking for crew members
0:08:39 > 0:08:41for my voyage to find me treasure.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Well you'll need to make sure you're teeth are OK. He'll be with you soon.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- MAN:- Ah.- Shh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Listen. - DISTANT DRILLING
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh! Sounds like pirates to me!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- MAN:- Ah!
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Aha!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Sounds like the place. I can hear a pirate on the other side
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- of this door.- Aha!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Aarr! Did you hear that?- Ah-ha!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08That's a pirate, all right! Come on!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- MAN:- Aha!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, no! Look, it's a trap!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Quick, retreat, Captain Squawk! Run!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17And rinse.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Now for more of your giggles!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Hey, Justin.- Hi!
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Where did the...? Which party did the spaghetti go?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Oh, I don't know. Which party did the spaghetti go to?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- The "meet-ball".- The meet ball!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- HE LAUGHS - That's great!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Hello, Farmer Dung.- Oh, hello there.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52All right?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Is this a field where you grow your crops?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57That's right. Carrots over there.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Leeks up the top field.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Taters in the corner there. Over there is my favourite - turnips!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- And do you have a scarecrow?- Yeah!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Reggie!- You called your scarecrow Reggie?- That's right.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Go and have a look.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Hello, there. See?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Reggie's my scarecrow!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Aren't you, Reg?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Show them your scary face.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Oh!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24That's not scary!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Boo!
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh! I scared him!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- He's supposed to be the scarecrow! - THEY LAUGH
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Oh, Reg! Oh, dear!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Let me have some straw.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I'm a scarecrow, too!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Here we go. See?
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Oh, there's a bird.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's going away! It's worked!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, Reg!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Thank you, Farmer Dung.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Keith Fit here.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53And today we're going to play a spot of cricket.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I've been playing cricket for 20 years
0:10:56 > 0:10:58so I know what I'm talking about.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00First, let's look at the ball.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02The ball is hard.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05So it's important you wear the right kit
0:11:05 > 0:11:08so you won't get hurt. I'll show you what to do.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22All right! Look at that - all protected and ready to play cricket.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25OK. Now first we do a warm-up.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Some practise bat swings.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I'll show you how to do it. OK...
0:11:29 > 0:11:31CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:11:31 > 0:11:33You hold your bat like this...
0:11:35 > 0:11:37..and you get ready to swing it. Here we go...
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Away!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45And that's how you play cricket.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Champion!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Next!
0:11:57 > 0:12:01- Now, what seems to be the problem? - Doctor Doctor, I feel like a spoon.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, sit still and don't stir!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Hey! Next!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- SLURPS - Hm! Delicious tea!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Oh! Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson here.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Still in search of the big brown Bulgarian bear.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Now I've just taken a bit of time out,
0:12:20 > 0:12:24sitting in this charming cafe, sipping some tea
0:12:24 > 0:12:28and having some delicious sticky buns. Hooray for sticky buns! Ha!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Now what do we know about this bear?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Well, we know that they're far more scared if us
0:12:33 > 0:12:35than we are of them.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39So I can have my tea and buns and not keep them peeled. Ha-ha!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Wait a second...
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What's that?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46It's the big brown Bulgarian bear. I don't believe it!
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Just happened to have brought my net here, too.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Right, I need to stalk it quietly.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Stalky, stalky, stalky.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56And...
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- I've got it!- Oh!
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Hooray for Rapids!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Wait, a second. What's this?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh, no!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05False alarm, everyone.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06I don't believe it!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It's just a lady in a furry coat.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Hello!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13I can recommend the sticky buns. Great!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14But don't you worry.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I'll catch that bear or my name's not Rapids...
0:13:18 > 0:13:19- Johnson.- Thank you.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Keep 'em peeled!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Ho! Yummy!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:33 > 0:13:37# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# But we'll be back again
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Ho-ho!