Episode 11

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0:00:00 > 0:00:02It's Gigglebiz!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Ho-ho!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20On today's Gigglebiz -

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Anne Teak.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Simon Pieman.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Dina Lady.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28The Berito Brothers.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31And he is King Flannel!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36MEDIEVAL MUSIC

0:00:36 > 0:00:39HE MUTTERS

0:00:49 > 0:00:52HE MUTTERS

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Ey, where's my teddy?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Give me that!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Go on! Go on! Go on!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

0:01:15 > 0:01:18BOING!

0:01:18 > 0:01:21BOING!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Woo hoo! Yeah!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Woo hoo!

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Wait. Ooh!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33HE SNORES LOUDLY

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Hmm.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37DOOR CREAKS

0:01:42 > 0:01:44HE SNORES LOUDLY

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Ooh!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53HE COUGHS LOUDLY

0:01:53 > 0:01:57HE MUMBLES

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, yes. Water, yes.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05HE MUMBLES

0:02:06 > 0:02:08HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Woo hood! Ha ha ha!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13CLATTERING

0:02:14 > 0:02:16HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

0:02:19 > 0:02:21MEDIEVAL MUSIC

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Water. Yes. Yes.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Go on! Oh!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30MEDIEVAL MUSIC

0:02:32 > 0:02:34PING!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY

0:02:36 > 0:02:39SLAPSTICK MUSIC Woo hoo!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47SLAPSTICK MUSIC Woo hoo!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Wee-hee-hee! Ha ha!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Top tips on staying young with Keith Fit.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Away, bairns.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Keith Fit here and today I'm going to show you how to trampoline.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04I've been trampolining for over 20 year,

0:03:04 > 0:03:06so, trust me, I know how to bounce.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Ok, let's get down to business, shall we?

0:03:09 > 0:03:10BOING!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13You've got to first get on the trampoline.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16A bit tricky, but, hang on a minute. Watch and learn!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18CLATTERING

0:03:18 > 0:03:22OK, just the job. Up we get.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Reet, OK.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I'm gonna start with a few small bounces

0:03:27 > 0:03:30and then I'm gonna spin round and round

0:03:30 > 0:03:32just to get a bit of a warm up.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35One more spin. Now, what you've got to do next is...

0:03:40 > 0:03:42And that's how you trampoline!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Champion!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48CHEERY MUSIC

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Doctor Doctor will see you now. Next!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Now, how can I help you?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Doctor Doctor, I feel like biscuits.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- You mean those square ones?- Yes.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- The ones you put butter on?- Yes.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, yes. You're crackers!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Next!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12WHISTLE

0:04:12 > 0:04:16MUSIC

0:04:16 > 0:04:19STOMACH GRUMBLES

0:04:23 > 0:04:24TELEPHONE RINGS

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Simon Pieman at your service!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Need a pie?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Got to fly!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40TENSE MUSIC

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Right, here we go.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey-hey!

0:04:48 > 0:04:51We-hey! Coming through!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:04:55 > 0:05:01Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Watch out! We-hey!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Whoa! Coming through!

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Coming through! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Whoa! Excuse me! Whoa! Woop! Whoa!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Ah, phew!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17HE LAUGHS

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Da-da. One perfect p...

0:05:21 > 0:05:22BOING!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Pie!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34So, anyway, Nigella says to me,

0:05:34 > 0:05:39"Oh, hello, Dina, have I seen you on the television?"

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Well, I didn't have a clue who she was.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Oh, hello, my little glace cherries.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Welcome to Dinner Time with me Dina Lady.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Say hello, Tommy.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Hello, Tommy.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02Tommy and I have been making a lovely raspberry trifle, haven't we?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05What could be simpler?!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Not making a raspberry trifle!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Tommy, you're a one!

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Nice boy. Daft, though!

0:06:12 > 0:06:16I'll go and check if it's ready. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19A trifle is a type of pudding

0:06:19 > 0:06:22made with layers of fruits and sponge cake

0:06:22 > 0:06:26covered in creamy custard and topped with whipped cream. Yummy.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Look at this, Tommy. One perfect raspberry trifle.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Wow! That looks yummy scrummy for my tummy!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Wait a moment. We've still got to add the raspberries.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Here we go.

0:06:39 > 0:06:46SHE MAKES HOOVER NOISE

0:06:51 > 0:06:53You know what I'm going to say, don't you?

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Don't try this at home!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59There we go. One perfect raspberry trifle.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Easy as pie.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04See you next time, my little chefs.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07There we are, Tommy. Tuck in.

0:07:07 > 0:07:13MUSIC

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Now, it's time for your giggles.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Hey, Justin. - Hey, have you got a joke?

0:07:18 > 0:07:19- Yea.- Oh, go on, then.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- What do you give a ghost with bad eyes?- I don't know.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24What do you give a ghost with bad eyes?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Spookticles!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28HE LAUGHS

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I like it!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37MEDIEVAL MUSIC

0:07:51 > 0:07:55I must say, this is a beautiful tea set, Mrs Drizzle.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Do you know where it's from?

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Well, if we simply turn the teacup upside down,

0:08:02 > 0:08:08we can see it was made by the Beeown family from China.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10RATTLING TEACUPS

0:08:12 > 0:08:13There's your water!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15RATTLING TEACUPS

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Yes, thank you, Mrs Flump.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Sorry about that.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Oh, I say. This is a splendid glass, isn't it?

0:08:23 > 0:08:28Again, if we turn it upside down, we can tell it was from...

0:08:30 > 0:08:32From the tap!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Um, moving on.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37RATTLING TEACUPS

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Away, bairns.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Keith Fit here back at the trampoline.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44As I said before,

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I've been bouncing up and down on these trampolines for over 20 year,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50so I know how to bounce.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52OK, let's go down to business, shall we?

0:08:52 > 0:08:56To get on first of all can be a bit tricky, but persevere.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I can try... Hang on a minute.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00BOING!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08That's how you trampoline!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Champion!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13CHEERY MUSIC

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Doctor Doctor will see you now!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Next!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Now, what seems to be the problem?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Doctor Doctor, I keep... thinking I'm a bee.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Buzz off! Can't you see I'm busy.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Next!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE FROM AUDIENCE

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Hey!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40CIRCUS MUSIC

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hey!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46CIRCUS MUSIC

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Hey!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56SLOWER CIRCUS MUSIC

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Hey!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Now, for more of your giggles.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Hey, Justin.- Hey, Mia. Have you got a joke?- Yes.- What is it?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08What do fairies do after school?

0:10:08 > 0:10:11I don't know. What do fairies do after school?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Gnomework!- Gnomework?!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16HE LAUGHS LOUDLY

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Excellent!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24This looks interesting. What do we have here?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26This is my flying carpet.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Flying carpet? Really?!- Oh, yes.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I think somebody has been reading too many fairytales, haven't they?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36No, no, no. I can assure you...

0:10:36 > 0:10:41- I can assure you , Mr...- Crisp. - Mr Crisp, I am the expert.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46I've seen hundreds of new carpets and antique ones like this.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49I can safely say none of them fly.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Moving on!

0:10:50 > 0:10:54But, but, but wait. Look, it's...

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Oh.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Now, for more of your giggles.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Hey, Justin. - Hey, have you got a joke?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Yes.- Go on, then, what is it?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Knock knock.- Who's there?

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Interrupting cow. - Interrupting cow... ?- Moo!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14THEY LAUGH

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Hello, I'm half asleep and here's the news.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24500 hairbrushes have been stolen from a factory in Reading.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Police are combing the area.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Combing the area!

0:11:28 > 0:11:29HE LAUGHS

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Oh, Gail, what have you got with the weather for us, ey?

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Hello, I'm Gail Force and this is your weather.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Well, it's going to be a cold, wet day today.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You're going to need your waterproofs

0:11:41 > 0:11:45and your wellington boots because it's going to bucket down.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51That's your weather.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Thanks, Gail. I thought you were looking a bit pail!

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Pail! Get it?! You know - pail, it's a type of bucket!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00No! Oh, and know this.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Ooh arr, let's find the treasure, Captain Squawk.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08PIRATE MUSIC

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Ha-harr! Look, Captain Squawk. Gold!

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Gold, I tells ya! I know what you're thinking,

0:12:16 > 0:12:18"What are we waiting for? Come on. Let's grab it."

0:12:18 > 0:12:20What are you doing over here?

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Well, uh...- You'll be very late for the competition. Come along.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Competition? What are you talking about?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I'm now going to judge the fancy dress competition.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Very nice. Pretty dress.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Oh, very good. Ha ha, first prize.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Ah, what a lovely princess. What a lovely dress!

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Hmm.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Ah, another fairy. What wonderful wings! Yes.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Ha-arr.- Hmm, not bad.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Hey, what? What?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54This little pirate is perfect!

0:12:54 > 0:12:59- Ey?- There. For this fellow, second place.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02What? Second place? Did you hear that. Captain Squawk?

0:13:02 > 0:13:07Oh, I'm a real pirate. I'll be the laughing stock of my shipmates.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Time to lie low for a bit! Retreat!

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Give me that. Ow! Ow, I'll be back!

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:16 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:30 > 0:13:32# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# But we'll be back again

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Na-na na-na It's time to go! #

0:13:45 > 0:13:49# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot fun

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Ho-ho!

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