0:00:02 > 0:00:03It's Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Ho-ho!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21On today's Gigglebiz, The Lost Pirate!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Gail Force!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Opera Oliver!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Arthur Sleep!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31And here's Rapids Johnson.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Mmmm - Wine Gums for emergencies. Now, what else?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Oh, hello! Rapids Johnson here,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41in search of the big brown Bulgarian bear.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45But I've taken some time out to come to the supermarket
0:00:45 > 0:00:47to stock up for my next expedition.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52There's no chance of seeing the bear here. They don't like bright lights,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55supermarkets or generally people shopping.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You see, they're out in the wild
0:00:57 > 0:01:02collecting food for their family at the moment. Now, what else do I need?
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Oh, yes! Wheaty Flakes - my favourite. Um... Ah-ha! There's some!
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Yummy!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12But don't you worry - I'll find the big brown Bulgarian bear,
0:01:12 > 0:01:17- or my name's not Rapids...- Johnson. - Thank you! Keep 'em peeled!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22It's time for The Lost Pirate.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25ALL: Har-har! THEY LAUGH
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Har-har! A thousand thanks, my old barnacle.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Well, Captain Squawk, what do you think?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36I got a new eye patch for my eye! Where are you? Oh, there you are!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38And it must have been my lucky day -
0:01:38 > 0:01:41buy one eye patch and get a second one free!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Look at that! Who's a pretty boy?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Aye-aye, captain! Get it? Eye-eye?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Har-har! Come on, let's go and find that treasure. Right!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oooh! Man overboard!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Captain Squawk, I can't see where anyone is!
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- Hello, Farmer Dung. - Oh! Hello, there. You all right?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Have you got some animals to show us?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Oh, yeah! I've got some animals to show you.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12He's lovely. Is that a new rabbit?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15No! That's not a rabbit!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Are you sure? It looks like a rabbit.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well, he does look like a rabbit, don't he?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24No, he's my new hare.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Oh, so this is your new hare, is it, Farmer Dung?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29That's right. My new hare.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Reggie's got new hare, too.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Reg, come here. Show us your new hare.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38There you go. See? This is my new hare,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40and that's Reggie's new hair. Get it?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42New hare. New hair!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45THEY LAUGH
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Reg! Oh, you...! He cracks me up.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55He don't get it. He just wants his food. Ha-ha!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59My word! I thought you were going to get purple hair.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Thank you, Farmer Dung.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Next!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Now, how can I help you?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, sit on the couch and we'll talk about it.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23- I'm not allowed up on the couch! - Oi! Next!
0:03:23 > 0:03:28So I said to Hugh, "Fine words but they're no parsnips."
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I said, "Go on, go and feed the chickens
0:03:30 > 0:03:32"and stop getting under my feet."
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Oh! Hello, there, my little tikka masalas.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40And welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Say hello, Tommy.- Hello, Tommy!
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Now today, we're going to make a special kind of sandwich.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- It's called a club sandwich.- Yay!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59All right, Tom, hold it together.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04I've got some ingredients here. I've got my two slices of bread ready.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08I just need my club filling. I won't be a mo, Tom.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Hold the fort, won't you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:20It's called a club sandwich, but it actually contains chicken,
0:04:20 > 0:04:26bacon, tomato and lettuce. Not a golf club or anything silly like that.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30There we are. Now, I've decided to use a three iron,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33but you can use a driver or a putter if you want.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Dina, I don't think you use a real golf club.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Course you do, Tom! I don't know...
0:04:39 > 0:04:42And there's plenty of iron in it, too.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Nice boy. Daft, though.
0:04:44 > 0:04:50Now, simply place your club in between the two slices of bread,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52and there you have it.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56One club sandwich. Easy as pie.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Till next time, my little hole in ones!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02There you go, Tom. Enjoy.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I'll go and get the tea caddy, shall I?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Away, bairns, Keith Fit here, doing a spot of goalkeeping.
0:05:11 > 0:05:17Now, to be a champion goalkeeper, you have to stay focused at all times.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22And you need a pair of champion goalkeeping gloves, like these.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27OK, bairns, now, as you know, I've been goalkeeping for over 20 year
0:05:27 > 0:05:29and I've never let one in.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Right, watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36OK. Would you... I can do that one! No! I would...
0:05:40 > 0:05:43And that's how you become a champion goalkeeper.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53And now it's time for your Giggles!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Hey, Justin.- Hey, Nick. Have you got a joke?- Yeah.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Great, he's got a joke. OK, what is it?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
0:06:02 > 0:06:07I don't know, what did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
0:06:07 > 0:06:12I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15THEY LAUGH
0:06:19 > 0:06:23What's on the menu today? Let's find out, with Opera Oliver.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25APPLAUSE
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- # I'm Opera Oliver! - Opera Oliver! #
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# We're waiting for our grub
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# We're hungry for our nosh
0:06:39 > 0:06:43# I know that they are waiting, but I am waiting, too
0:06:43 > 0:06:46# Because I am a waiter who is a-posh
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- # I'd like to have my fish! - Where did I put that dish?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- # I've waited for an hour - Ah, bueno, here's the flour
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- # I ordered soup - It's on its way
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- # Starting to droop - OK, OK
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- # We want our food! - Well, don't be rude
0:07:01 > 0:07:05# We're hungry, we're starving, she's going to faint! #
0:07:05 > 0:07:07SHE GROANS
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- # Here's your spaghetti with jam - Ugh
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- # And meatballs with ice cream and ham- Ugh
0:07:13 > 0:07:17# A delicious pizza with a cherry on the top
0:07:17 > 0:07:22# And I think you ordered a sausage lollipop
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# This is incredible, it is inedible
0:07:24 > 0:07:27# You silly, silly, silly, silly man
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# I do the best I can! #
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Come on, Daphne, it's not good enough.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Oh, hello! How nice to meet you. Sit yourself down, have a little rest.
0:08:03 > 0:08:09I've got to sit here, of course, as usual, while he fishes.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Ho! SHE LAUGHS
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I don't know why he bothers. He never catches anything. Nothing at all.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21But at least he's out of harm's way. At least I know where he is.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I like to keep my eye on him.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27At the end of the day, it makes him happy. That's what it's all about.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29He's out in the open in the fresh air,
0:08:29 > 0:08:34not getting into any trouble or mischief. I get time to myself.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You know, you never catch anything round here.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Like I say, never catches anything. Do you, love?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Bless.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ha-ha. Do you knit?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Look, I'll show you.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49See?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Next!
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Now, how can I help you? - Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Hmmm. What's come over you?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Two cars, a lorry and a coach.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Ha-ha-hoi! Next!
0:09:09 > 0:09:14All right, bairns, Keith Fit here, doing another spot of goalkeeping.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19All right. Now, to be a champion goalkeeper, the golden rule is,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22never take your eye off the ball.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25OK? Remain focused at all times.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- You right, Keith?- Hey! All right, Kevin. How's it going?- Good.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- How are the bairns?- Good.- Oh, good to see you, man. Great guy.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43And that's how you become a champion goalkeeper.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Oh, that's lovely, yes. Bangers and mash are lovely.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51All right, I'll see you at six. All right. Bye, Mum.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Oh! Sorry about that. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59In the village of Little Bottom, the residents can't stop sneezing.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01We've sent our top reporter, Gail Force,
0:10:01 > 0:10:06to see if she can get to the bottom of this. Get it? Top and bottom!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY - Oh, all right. Gail, over to you.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Thank you, Arthur. Yes, hello, I'm here in the village of Little Bottom
0:10:14 > 0:10:17where there's been a recent bout of sneezing.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I'm here with two of the villagers. This is Mary and John.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22That's Mary and that's John.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26John, when did the sneezing first start?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, no... HE SNEEZES
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Oh! Oh, dear. That's not very good, is it, John?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Don't worry, don't speak. There's no need for words.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Mary, how many times a day would you...
0:10:37 > 0:10:38SHE SNEEZES
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Would you say... Three. Three sneezes.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Oh, dear. I'm sorry, Gregor, it's gone over the mic.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Well, on a positive note, at least I haven't been affected.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50This is Gail...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52SHE STARTS TO SNEEZE
0:10:52 > 0:10:57Ah-ch-ch... Oh. That was close. Back to the studio.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59SHE SNEEZES VIOLENTLY
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Now, for more of your Giggles!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Why did the boy eat his homework?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I don't know, why did the boy eat his homework?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13THEY LAUGH
0:11:16 > 0:11:21Professor's diary, six o'clock. The experiment to make gold has failed
0:11:21 > 0:11:23and we made mud instead.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh! Ha-ha! HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Hello, I'm Professor Muddles. Oh, there you are.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31I'm Professor Middles. I mean, Muddles.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Today, we're going to be testing a special invisible ink -
0:11:35 > 0:11:38an ink that writes things that we can't see at all. Ha-ha!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42And here it is. Oh, that's not it. Oh, yes, here it is.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Now, I've taken this pen and filled it with invisible ink.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Now the pen is invincible. I mean, Dunstable. I mean, invisible.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Didn't see that coming. I can't see it at all!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56And then I wrote a letter on some paper. And now, of course,
0:11:56 > 0:12:00the paper is invisible. Oh, dear. I wonder where it is.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04It could be down here. I'll just have a look. No. Is it up there?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Argh! Oh, dear! I seem to have spilled the invisible ink over me.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Oh, no! Now I'm turning invisible! You see? Oh, no! You can't see!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16In conclusion, the invisible ink does, in fact, work.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20You see that? Oh, no, you can't see. I'm Professor Muddles.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Help! I can't see a thing. Goodbye! Wow!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Ready, teddy, go! It's Rapids Johnson.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32Hello! Rapids Johnson here, taking a bit of time off from my search
0:12:32 > 0:12:35for the big brown Bulgarian bear.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40Now, being an explorer, I quite often have to get used to cold weather.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45So, I thought it'd be a good idea to have an ice cream to help me.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47One delicious ice cream, please.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Now, what we know... Oh. Thank you!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54What we know about these bears is, they don't like ice cream.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Which is strange because - mmmm - it's delicious!
0:12:57 > 0:13:01But don't you worry. I'll find this bear, or my name's not Rapids...
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Johnson.- Thank you! Keep 'em peeled!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Mmmm!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:11 > 0:13:15# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:19 > 0:13:23- # Farwell, TTFN - Arrivederci
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# But we'll be back again
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Ho-ho!