0:00:02 > 0:00:03It's Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Na, na, na, na, here we go!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Ho, ho! #
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Coming up on Gigglebiz, Keith Fit,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Ann Teak,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Captain Adorable,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Gail Force,
0:00:28 > 0:00:31and King Flannel!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Ah.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh, no, not a dog!
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Mouse, mouse!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42A mouse! Help, help!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54I got it!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Come and sit down.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:18Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep bringing you all of the news half of the time.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Now we go over to Gail Force who's at the funfair having fun.
0:02:22 > 0:02:28- What's going on over there?- Yes, hello, Arthur. I'm in Little Bottom -
0:02:28 > 0:02:33hooray! - and I'm with Derek who's selling yummy, scrummy candy floss.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38- Hello, Derek.- How are you doing, girl?- Is it hard making candy floss?
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- Yes, it is quite difficult. However, there you are. Have a go.- Thank you.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48- I just spin it, do I?- Yep.- OK, I'll just... Ooh! I've dropped my stick.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Butter fingers! Or should I say candy fingers? Hang on a minute.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56WHIRRING
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Found my stick, Derek. Right... Oh! Where's all the candy floss gone?
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Oh, well. Back to the studio, Arthur.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Gail Force there, in the pink.
0:03:08 > 0:03:13That's what I call "using your head"! Using your head...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15No? All right, then.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18And now it's time for your giggles.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- What's a sheep's favourite sweet? - I don't know.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24What is a sheep's favourite sweet?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27A chocolate ba-a-ar!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Have you got any chocolate?- No.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Ha-wey. Keith Fit here. Today we're going to do a spot of rowing.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Now, I've been rowing a boat for over 20 years
0:03:43 > 0:03:45so I know what I'm talking about.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49This is my rowing buddy Dave. Say hello, Dave. All reet.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Now, to row a boat, you need some oars.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57OK. This is an oar. Look at that. It's made of wood.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58It's quality, man.
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Well, let's get down to it, shall we, bairns? Off we go.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Hold the post, Dave, I'm getting in. Whoa, steady! It's a bit wobbly.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Got that, Dave? All reet. Shove over, man.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Dave's always hogging the boat when we're just about to row out. OK.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Now, you push off from the jetty like so...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21and you're ready to row.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26Oh, no, Dave! You've left the oars on the jetty, man.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Ohh, he's always doing that, joking around.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32What are we going to do, man?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35That's how you row a boat. Champion.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Get paddling, man.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40More, more!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Ah! Now, hello there, Mr and Mrs... - Plumpton.- Lovely.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Thank you very much for bringing in this marvellous-looking urn.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12It's Grecian, of course, which means it was made in China.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Do you know the history of the vase, Mr Poodle?- Well... Oh.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Let me tell you. I am the expert, of course.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24We can usually see the maker's badge on the lip of the urn.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Oh, I can't seem to see it. Oh, hang on. I think it's a bit further down.
0:05:29 > 0:05:35I'll just get a chair. If you could help me up, Mr Popcorn.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Thank you very much. Yes. Now, if I have a look in it... OHH!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Could you help an old expert out?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Um, hello? Mr Puddle?!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Moving on!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Doctor Doctor will see you now.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Next!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Now, what seems to be the problem?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Doctor Doctor, can I have a second opinion?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Of course you can. Come back tomorrow!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Next!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Now for more of your giggles.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Hi, Justin.- Hey, Ashley. Have you got a joke?- Yeah.- Go on, then.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Why are pirates called pirates?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I don't know. Why are pirates called pirates?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Cos they ar-r-r-r-re!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Ar-r-r-r-re!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29And here are your nuggets.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Nuggets? Do I hear them say nuggets, Captain Squawk?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Ha-harr! Let's go into that there galley!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Ha-harr! Now, Captain Squawk,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46we don't want to cause a scene.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51There be nuggets in this place and we don't want anyone to panic,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54so we'll launch a surprise attack
0:06:54 > 0:06:58likes we did on Greybeard's ship in Pirate's Cove!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Ssh! Follow me, Captain Squawk. Ha-harr!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Shark, shark, argh!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Ha-harr! It worked, Captain Squawk.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Let's grab the gold and retreat!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Look, gold nuggets. Gold I tells you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Come on!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Ha-harr! Well, the only way to find out if this is real gold
0:07:23 > 0:07:25is to bite into it!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29That's funny. I didn't think gold was all greasy and hot and...
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Tastes like chicken, I think.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35What, Captain Squawk? No, get your own gold.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42POSH CHIT-CHAT
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I've had it five times!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yes, please.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Thank you. What?!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Anyway...
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Er, what's that over there?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I can't see anything.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21What?! Oh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- I can't see anything.- No, no.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Ay-ee, ay-ee! What's that over there?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Oh, no, a spider!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Don't worry. Look, look, look.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Oh, you're silly!- I know!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Please.- Oh!- Cheers.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Doctor Doctor will see you now.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Next!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Now, how can I help you?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Doctor Doctor, I feel like a needle.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Hmm, I see your point.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Next!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40My ball!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Somebody help! My ball!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57What? That boy looks like he's in trouble.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01He can't have his game of keepsy-upsy-daisy ruined like that.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- There's only one thing for it. - Someone help!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07My ball is stuck and we can't get it down!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Never fear, young man! Captain Adorable is here.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Please, if you will.
0:10:13 > 0:10:19Using my suction glove, I shall remove your ball. Here we go.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27My suction glove doesn't seem to be working today.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30There must be another way. Ah...ha!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36This turbo broom should do it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You saved my ball!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Please don't thank me. It's what I do.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Captain Adorable...away!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Whoa! Ha-wey, bairns. Keith Fit here.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Today I'm going to show you how to go orienteering.
0:11:15 > 0:11:21Now, orienteering means...um... when you study...um...
0:11:21 > 0:11:24You try and find... Try and find things.
0:11:24 > 0:11:29OK. So, first of all, you need a map. Get your map out
0:11:29 > 0:11:30and try to...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Try to see where you are.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38OK. Oh, I see.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43We're here and we've got to go all the way over here.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Now, don't worry, bairns, I've been orienteering for over 20 years now
0:11:47 > 0:11:49so I know what I'm doing. OK.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Watch and learn, bairns.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Watch and learn.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Reet, there's a bridge over to the south.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05And that's how you go orienteering.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Champion.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Now for more of your giggles.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Hey, Justin.- Hey, Joseph. Have you got a joke?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Yep.- Go on, then.- What do you get
0:12:16 > 0:12:20if a huge monster steps on Batman and Robin?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21I don't know. What do you get
0:12:21 > 0:12:25if a huge monster steps on Batman and Robin?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27A flat man and ribbon!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Flat man and ribbon! That's a good one.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37POSH CHIT-CHAT
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Strawberries?- Oh, lovely!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Thank you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Hang on, hang on.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58- Do you like my flower? - Oh, it's beautiful...
0:12:58 > 0:13:01SHE SQUEALS AND GIGGLES
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Butly, Butly!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Oh, dear. She's got water all over her.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Do you like my flower?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Oh, bye-bye.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Arrivederci! We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# But we'll be back again
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:13:50 > 0:13:52# Na, na, na, na, ho, ho, ho
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Na, na, na, na, na, na, Gigglebiz
0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Na, na, na, it's time to go
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #