0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Ho-ho!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Coming up on Gigglebiz -
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Simon Pieman,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Farmer Dung,
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Dina Lady,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29Opera Oliver,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31and now it's The Lost Pirate.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36A-har!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38There must be some treasure round
0:00:38 > 0:00:42this strange place somewhere, Cap'n Squark.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43What's this?! Ho, ho!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45BELL RINGS
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Sssssh! Quietly does it, I...
0:00:48 > 0:00:49WHISTLE BLOWS
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Wait, what was that strange noise, Cap'n Squark?
0:00:53 > 0:00:54PEEP!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03Come on, let's go, tread carefully it may be a trap.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05PEEP! That's it. Next...
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- PEEP! Keep moving.- Ha-har!
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Look, Cap'n Squark, that pirate's got musical treasure round his neck.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Solid silver no doubt. Ha-har! We'll be rich! Rich, I tell you!
0:01:19 > 0:01:24Look! He's making captive pirates walk the plank!
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Hm, scurvy soul.
0:01:25 > 0:01:31We'll blend in quietly and then seize our treasure. Come on!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33PEEP! Last one.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Oooh, careful, Cap'n Squark, don't look down!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40There may be sharks and giant octopus!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- PEEP! - The treasure! I can see it!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Excuse me!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48You can't do PE wearing big earrings like that, young man!
0:01:48 > 0:01:53Not in this class. Isn't that right, crew? ALL: No!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Look, Cap'n Squark, he's the dread Pirate No-Beard and his crew!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Quick, oh! Retreat! Retreat!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Ho-ho-ho! Waaaaaah...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04SPLASH!
0:02:04 > 0:02:10So to make the perfect pumpkin soup, you need 36 pumpkins.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12That should feed a family of three.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Ooh! Hello there, my little cookie-cutters!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Say hello, Tommy.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Hello, Tommy!
0:02:28 > 0:02:34Now today we're going to make a traditional full English breakfast.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Mmmmm...my favourite.
0:02:36 > 0:02:42- All right, Tommy, my little greasy spoon. Calm down.- Sorry.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Daft boy.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53So, what you'll need is a fried egg...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55SQUELCH!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59..mushrooms, tomatoes,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- a sausage... - SQUELCH
0:03:01 > 0:03:04..bacon and some black puddings.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Mm, delicious. Let's have a taste! - Wait a second, Tommy!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11This is a full English breakfast.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15So also, you'll need some toast,
0:03:15 > 0:03:18and...some cereal.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Right...
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Porridge...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Orange juice...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Kippers...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Jam...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41SPLODGE!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And some butter...
0:03:44 > 0:03:45SPLAT!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47OK.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Devilled kidneys.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Kedgeree.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01And...some marmalade.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07There!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- Of course you wouldn't eat it all together like this.- Ho, ho!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Of course not, Tommy!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17You'd eat it all together like this...
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- SQUELCHING - Ah!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Ooh, I almost forgot...
0:04:26 > 0:04:30You can't have a full breakfast without tea.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32GLUG, GLUG, GLUG!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34There!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38On the lid goes,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- and blend. - WHIRRING
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh...and there you have it!
0:04:49 > 0:04:54One full English breakfast smoothie.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Lovely!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Drink up, Tommy.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Till next time, my little tinned mushrooms.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Now, I know it's a smoothie, but mind the bits...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Next!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Now, how can I help you?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Doctor Doctor, I feel like a train.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32Don't worry, we'll soon have you back on track! Next!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34PEEP! Good!
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Ho-ho-har! There he be!
0:05:38 > 0:05:43It's No-Beard with his silver trinket around his neck! Ho-ho!
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Soon it'll be mine! Ssssh! Quietly does it, Cap'n Squark.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- PEE-EEP! - Yow! That must be the signal!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57To tie me up with that rope. Quick! Retreat, retreat!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Ooooh! Oh, no!
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Oh, out the way! Over here, Cap'n Squark. Quick!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Ride like the wind!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Come on, you landlubber!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Off we go, back to the island.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Now it's time for your giggles.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Knock, knock.- Who's there?- Olive.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Olive who? - "Olive" here so let me in.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34GURGLING NOISE
0:06:40 > 0:06:42PHONE RINGS
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Simon Pieman, at your service... Need a pie?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Gotta fly!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Right! Here we go!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Whoa-oa-oa!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Ha-hay! Wah! Wup, coming through!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh! Whoa-oa-oa.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Oooooh! Watch out! Wahay!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Coming through!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Oooooooh! Whoa-oa-oa!
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Whoa-oa-oa!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Ooop-ooops! Whoa!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Coming through! Whoa-oa!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Ah! Ta-da!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38One perfect... Whoa!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41SPLAT! LAUGHTER
0:07:42 > 0:07:44..pie!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46LAUGHTER
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Ain't she lovely? Yeah...
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Hello, Farmer Dung.- Hello there.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- A'right?- I see you have a sheepdog.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01That's right, she's a real beauty, eh?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Is she trained?- Trained?!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Course she's trained. Isn't she, Reg? Shall we show 'em?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Right then. Are you ready? OK...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Come by...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Come by...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15You got to go over there. I dunno!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18What are you sitting down for? Right, Reg.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Watch Reggie. Come by! Reg!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24See, look at that. You've got to run like Reg.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- No, Reg! Don't... Oh no! - SPLASH
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Reg! He run in the lake!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Oh, ho, ho!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I tell you what, you don't want to be doing that.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40You'll get all wet, like Reg! Ha, ha. Oh, Reg!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Right, try again? Come by!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- WOOF WOOF! - Oh, no...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I don't think she's coming back!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52We need a new dog. Come back!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Thank you, Farmer Dung.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Next!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Now, how can I help you?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Doctor Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Next, please!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Hello, I'm Rapids Johnson.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17I'm in search of the big brown Bulgarian bear.
0:09:17 > 0:09:22It's a well-known fact this bear can be a bit scary!
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Waaaah! Yes. It's also a well-known fact that this bear loves to visit
0:09:27 > 0:09:29the funfair. Hooray!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Well, who doesn't?! So, I've decided to come to the funfair
0:09:33 > 0:09:37and go on the ghost train, which is also a bit scary. Waha!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41That will prepare me for when I come face to face with the bear.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43So, are you ready? Come on, let's go!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ah! Oooh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Easy!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50This is Clive, he works here.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53All safe, Clive? Great. Forward!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ha-ha!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Ooh, I say...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Aha! Hooray!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10I love the funfair!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Woo-hoo!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Hooray! That was fantastic!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22And a little bit scary too! Ooooh!
0:10:22 > 0:10:27It's definitely prepared me for when I see the big brown Bulgarian bear
0:10:27 > 0:10:28face to face. Ha, ha!
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Don't worry, I'll find that bear or my name's not Rapids...
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Johnson.- Thank you.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Keep 'em peeled.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- PANTING - 28 miles - champion.
0:10:45 > 0:10:51Oh! Away, bairns. Keith Fit here and today I'll do a spot of football.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I'll take a penalty shot. OK.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58The key thing is to keep your head doon, run at the ball,
0:10:58 > 0:11:02and blast it as hard as you can in the back of the net, OK?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Remember, I've been taking penalty shots for over 20 years
0:11:06 > 0:11:08and I've never missed...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10OK, bairns, watch and learn.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Here we go.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Away!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh! That was...
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- SPLAT! - Oof!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28And that's how you take a penalty shot. Champion!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Now for more of your giggles!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Knock, knock.- Who's there?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Ivor.- Ivor who?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42"Ivor" you let me in or I'll climb in through the window.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52ORCHESTRA TUNES UP APPLAUSE
0:11:52 > 0:11:55# I'm Opera Oliver
0:11:55 > 0:11:56# Opera Oliver!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00# Everything's lovely Customers happy
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# All in a sunny mood
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- # What is this in my food?!- Oh!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10# Oh my, it's a fly!
0:12:10 > 0:12:11- # No, it's not- Yes, it is
0:12:11 > 0:12:12- # No, it's not- Yes, it is
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- # It's not- It is!- It's not!
0:12:14 > 0:12:15# It's a fly! #
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oooooh!
0:12:17 > 0:12:23# Look at him swimming He's as happy as can be
0:12:23 > 0:12:27# He's a little bambino with nowhere to go
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Can't you leave him be?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30# Squash him, splash him
0:12:30 > 0:12:32# Tempt him with bits of cheese
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# Lick him, prick him
0:12:34 > 0:12:38# Oh, can't you leave him, please? He's such a little thing
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- # He's only a fly - # He's only a fly
0:12:42 > 0:12:45# In the soup did fall
0:12:45 > 0:12:49# You stopped me from cooking and while you weren't looking
0:12:49 > 0:12:51# He's gone and drunk it all. #
0:12:51 > 0:12:55FLY BUZZES
0:12:57 > 0:13:00CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:13:06 > 0:13:08APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:13:22 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# But we'll be back again
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:55 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Ho-ho!