0:00:02 > 0:00:03It's Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Ho-ho!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21On today's Gigglebiz...
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Dina Lady...
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Major Boogie...
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Rod and Annette...
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Gail Force...
0:00:28 > 0:00:32and now, it's Professor Muddles!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# I'm a little teapot short and stout
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# Here's my... # Eh, spout? No, handle.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Ooh, I don't know.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Pour me out. # Ha-ha!
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Ooh! Hello, there.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47I'm Professor Scrambled and today I'm going to enjoy some delicious
0:00:47 > 0:00:48muddled eggs. Dah!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51I mean, I'm Professor Muddles and today I'm going to enjoy
0:00:51 > 0:00:54some delicious scrambled eggs. Ha-ha!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57The problem is, I only have one egg
0:00:57 > 0:01:01and to scramble them, we need two.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05So I've invented this wonderful copying box. Isn't it brilliant?!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ha-ha! It copies everything you put inside it.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Let me demonstrate. I shall open it up.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14There we are. Pop the egg inside, like so, shut the door
0:01:14 > 0:01:15and press the button.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Off it goes. Lovely!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20BEEPING
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Ooh, I think it's done. Open it up.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25A-ha! And here we have...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27two eggs. Ha-ha! Marvellous!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31But will it work with a roast, er, I mean, toast?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Let's give it a go, shall we?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Right, same thing.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Pop the toast inside the machine,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39simply shut the door and switch it on.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41There we are. Wait a moment...
0:01:41 > 0:01:43oh, it shouldn't be doing that.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I'll just, er, check inside, see what's going on.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Ah, yes, I see. That wasn't plugged in. Hang on.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Just press that.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Ooh, oh, no! STRANGE BEEPING AND WHIRRING
0:01:53 > 0:01:56It's making a funny sound. I think it needs rewiring.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hang on a second, I'll just get my screwdriver. Ha-ha!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Ah, never mind. Can't find my screwdriver, anyway.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oh, well, I'll just get on with making my angled beds,
0:02:08 > 0:02:10doh, I mean, scrambled eggs.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Oh, yummy, scrambled eggs!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Who said that? Ooh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I don't remember bringing a mirror in.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Ha-ha! What do you how? I mean, how do you do?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Ooh! I seem to have made another Professor Doubles,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24whoo, I mean, Muddles. Ai-ee!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'm Professor Doubles, eh, I mean, Muddles.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Or is he Professor Muddles? Ooh, well, who am I?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Goodby-eee!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Doctor Doctor will see you now.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Next!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Now, what seems to be the problem?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Doctor Doctor, I keep getting pains in the eye
0:02:46 > 0:02:47whenever I drink a milk shake.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Have you tried taking the straw out? Hey-hey!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Next!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep
0:02:54 > 0:02:57and Gail Force is standing by at a dairy farm,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00so it's time to moo-ve over there.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Hey! Get it?! Moo-ve to the farm?!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04No? He-he. All right, then...
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Ahem, Gail, what have you got?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Yes, hello, Arthur. Well, I'm here at a dairy farm today,
0:03:09 > 0:03:14where they have just made the biggest cheese in the whole wide world.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Now, it's big...
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Argh!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Eh...back to the studio, Arthur.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Well, that was Gail Force there, looking pretty, eh, cheesed off.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29He! Cheesed off! Do you get it?
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Cheesed off.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33No? Oh, I'm wasted round here, I tell you.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'm going home. Where's me bicycle clips?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39And now, it's time for your giggles!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42What is a cat's favourite colour?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I don't know, what is a cat's favourite colour?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Purr-ple.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50That is purr-fect!
0:03:53 > 0:03:57DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Help! I need help!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Ha-ha!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Captain Adorable, here!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Did I hear someone calling for help?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- MUFFLED THUMPING - Yes, me. Can you get help?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Of course. I can help you.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20What seems to be the problem?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Please, call the zoo. It's the escaped lion.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24He's in my shed.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27What? Escaped lion, eh?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Hmm, tricky...
0:04:29 > 0:04:30No need to call the zoo.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I will use my animal-taming superpowers.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37That lion will be purring like a kitten in no time at all.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Now, please, stand aside. I'm going in.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42You don't understand.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45He hasn't had his tea. He sounds very hungry.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47LION GROWLS
0:04:47 > 0:04:48O-ho, you're right,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50but don't worry - I've come prepared.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ooh! Have got a net?
0:04:52 > 0:04:57No, I'm going to offer him one of my crabpaste sandwiches.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I...I really think we should call the zoo.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, no need. Stand aside, sir.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'm going in!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Captain Adorable, away!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08GROWLING
0:05:08 > 0:05:12BANGING AND GROWLING
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Ah! Ha-ha-ha.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20He's a playful chap, isn't he? He-he-he.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25- I think we should call the zoo. - Well...thanks, anyway.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Oh, please...
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Don't thank me, it's what I do. He-he-he.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Captain Adorable, away!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Come on, you two. Tea's ready.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Up on a toy shelf, in a bedroom just like yours and mine,
0:06:05 > 0:06:09a tired old tin soldier marches to his tinny tune.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12His name? Major Boogie.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14But when no-one's around...
0:06:17 > 0:06:20MILITARY MUSIC
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Time for Major Boogie, sir!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31FUTURISTIC DANCE MUSIC
0:06:50 > 0:06:52MUSIC STOPS
0:06:52 > 0:06:54MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN
0:07:10 > 0:07:11TING!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30ELECTRONIC BLEEPING IN MUSIC
0:07:31 > 0:07:34'Five, four, three,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36'two, one...
0:07:36 > 0:07:38'We have boogie!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15'There's minimal life, really.'
0:08:18 > 0:08:20RADIO TRANSMISSION DROWNED BY MUSIC
0:08:20 > 0:08:22CHILDREN LAUGH
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Back to the Boogie Box. Quick...march!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40HE LAUGHS QUIETLY
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Next!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Now, what seems to be the matter?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Doctor Doctor, I've hurt my arm in two places.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Well, you won't be going back there again. Ha-ha!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Next!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Oh, hello. Nice to see you. Sit yourself down.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Have a little rest, eh? It's a lovely day for walking, isn't it?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Of course, I'm stuck sitting here while he fishes.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Hello!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Ha-ha! I don't know why he bothers, really.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I mean, he never catches anything - nothing at all.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Still, it makes him happy and at the end of the day,
0:09:26 > 0:09:28that's what it's all about.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31And he's out in the open, in the fresh air,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34not getting into trouble or mischief.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Mind you, he's never caught so much as a stickleback.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41I mean, he says he has, but I've just never seen it.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44He says by the time I turn round I've missed it.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48So, I said, "Well, why don't you take a photograph
0:09:48 > 0:09:50"and then I'll believe you?"
0:09:50 > 0:09:53So I've given him my camera so he can take a snap.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Oh, it'd be marvellous if he lands a big one.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Then we can send it to the local paper,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01and that'll make him happy, won't it, eh?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Yeah, he says he'll land a prize catch one day,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07but like I say, he never catches anything...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10do you, love?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Bless!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Look at that. That's pure art, that is.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Ha-ha!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Now for more of your giggles!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Hi, Justin.- Hiya, Dylan. Have you got a joke for me?- Yeah.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- OK. What is it? - What do you call a jelly that flies?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I don't know. What do you call a jelly that flies?
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- A jelly-copter.- A jelly-copter!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41So I said to MasterChefs,
0:10:41 > 0:10:45"Well, bring back that lovely Loyd Grossmans and we'll talk."
0:10:45 > 0:10:50Never heard another thing. Ooh, hello, my little cooling racks.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53And welcome to Dinner Time, with me, Dina Lady.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Say hello, Tommy.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Hello, Tommy.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Now, today we're going to make some yummy, scrummy cakes -
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- rock cakes.- Yay!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11All right, Tommy. Hold it together.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Now first of all, take a large bowl,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17and pour in some flours.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22There we are. And now some eggs.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28And then some butter.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Oh, not forgetting the sugar, too.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36There.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Then give it a tiny little stir.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42There we are.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46And now it's time for my special ingredient.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I won't be a mo, Tommy.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You entertain the viewers while I'm gone.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Rock cakes are called rock cakes because when they're baked,
0:12:02 > 0:12:04they look like real rocks.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Of course, you don't put rocks in them!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09That would be silly! Ha-ha!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Ooh! There!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17And now for my secret ingredient.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26MECHANICAL WHIRRING
0:12:33 > 0:12:37SHE GASPS FOR BREATH There we are!
0:12:37 > 0:12:42And then simply take the rocks and pop them in the bowl.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Like so.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Now, here's some I made earlier on.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Ah!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52And there you have 'em - delicious rock cakes.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Easy as pie! Would you like one, Tommy?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- No, thank you, Dina. - CRUNCH!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02See you next time, my little cashew nuts.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I said that you should go and have your teeth looked at.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:22 > 0:13:26# Farwell, TTFN, arrivederci
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# But we'll be back again
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Na-na, na, it's time to go
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:49 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Ho-ho!