Episode 2

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0:00:00 > 0:00:02Gigglebiz!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Ho-ho!

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Coming up on Gigglebiz -

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ann Teak.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Farmer Dung.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Introducing Opera Oliver.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Rapids Johnson.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32But first, over to Arthur Sleep.

0:00:32 > 0:00:36And the prince and princess lived happily ever after.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40And the day was saved by King Arthur of Sleep.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43All right you two, off to bed now.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Yeah. Uncle Arthur will be over soon, yes.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49All right. I love you. All right, then. Bye bye.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Oh, eh..!

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Wrong number there.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ahem! I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:00:55 > 0:00:5815 toilets have been stolen in Huddersfield.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Police have announced they've nothing to go on.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Heh-heh! Nothing to go on!

0:01:04 > 0:01:09Here's Gail with the latest news. You're looking glamorous today.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10What have you got?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Arthur, really, stop it.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hello, there.

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Well, today could be the hottest day of the year.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22That's good news, Gail.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25That's right but we have to be very careful, Arthur.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I'm wearing sunglasses today, not for fun,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31but to protect my eyes from the hot sun.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33That's very sensible of you, Gail.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37I suppose you've put lots of sun cream on, too?

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Oh, yes, I have, Arthur but I will top it up in a minute.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Well, I'm Gail Force and that's your weather.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Now then, a little bit more of this.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Oooh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Now, let's see. A-ha!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Carrots for seeing in the dark.

0:02:15 > 0:02:20Aah! Spinach for strong muscles.

0:02:21 > 0:02:28And of course, bananas for er... making some superhero calls!

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Ah!

0:02:40 > 0:02:44What? That shop assistant looks like he's in trouble.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Captain Adorable away!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52A-ha-ha-ha! Need a little help, sir?

0:02:52 > 0:02:57Er...no, not really. Just spent hours putting this display together.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Captain Adorable's here. I notice you were trying to remove that can.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- No, really... - Please, I know what I'm doing.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Ahem! Using my superhero steady hand I shall remove the tin.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- No...- I need complete silence.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- You've got it wrong... - Easy, slowly does it.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Oh, no.- Just a little bit further. - Oh, no!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Almost there.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23A-ha! Your tin, sir.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- No, but you...- Sh-sh-sh-sh!

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Please, don't thank me. It's what I do.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Captain Adorable away!

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Doctor Doctor will see you now.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Next!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Ah! Now, what seems to be the matter?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Doctor Doctor, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Are you choking?- No, I really have got a bone stuck in my throat.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Next!

0:04:07 > 0:04:13To make the perfect omelette you need 93 eggs, some cheese,

0:04:13 > 0:04:15a pepper and a peanut.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Oh! hello there, my little sugar snaps.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Say hello, Tommy.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Hello, Tommy!

0:04:31 > 0:04:35Today we're going to make a very special dish.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Beef Wellington.- Yay!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40All right, Tommy, contain yourself.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43First of all you need some pastry.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47I've rolled out some lovely fresh pastry right here.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Isn't that lovely?

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Oh, no, I've forgotten the filling.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Silly me.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Tommy, my little sugar lump, would you look after my pastry?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'll be back in a mo.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Beef Wellington is named after a famous soldier,

0:05:03 > 0:05:08the Duke of Wellington, who liked his beef wrapped in pastry.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's got nothing to do

0:05:10 > 0:05:13with the Wellington boots you wear in the mud.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14That would be silly.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16There we are.

0:05:16 > 0:05:22Simply place it on top like so and wrap the pastry around.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24There we go.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Almost finished.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Tommy, what have you got there?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Beef for the Beef Wellington.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Beef? What are you talking about?

0:05:33 > 0:05:37Everyone knows you need a Wellington boot.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Daft boy. Nice though.

0:05:39 > 0:05:46To finish it off, simply take some gravy and pour it in your boot.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49There. Isn't that lovely?

0:05:51 > 0:05:55And to finish it, you can put a bit of garnish on if you like.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58There, one Beef Wellington.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Easy as pie.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04'Til next time my little toasted soldiers.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Would you like some boot?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13And now it's time for your giggles.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16What's a pirate's favourite instrument?

0:06:16 > 0:06:20I don't know. What is a pirate's favourite instrument?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Ar-monica!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Ah-har-har!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Ar-monica!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27High five!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:06:35 > 0:06:38# I'm Opera Oliver

0:06:38 > 0:06:39# Opera Oliver! #

0:06:39 > 0:06:44# Fish night, fish night

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- # In my restaurant tonight - I love fish!

0:06:47 > 0:06:51# But the problem is that I have got no fish

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- # Got no fish? - I gotta no fish

0:06:53 > 0:06:57# But outside is a stream, I'll use this rod

0:06:57 > 0:07:01# Hook some halibut or maybe catch a cod

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- # It's tugging - It's tugging

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- # It's pulling - It's pulling

0:07:05 > 0:07:07# But don't worry, I know just what to do

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Oh!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- # Just catch one - I'm starving

0:07:13 > 0:07:16# I hope it's not another shoe!

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Pooh!

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- # I've got one.- He's got one - # It's a big un.- It's a big un!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24# I'll get some fish for you!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Eurgh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29# Fish night, fish night

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- # Really wasn't the best - We know

0:07:33 > 0:07:37# Now I haven't got a single guest

0:07:37 > 0:07:39# Single guest, single guest

0:07:39 > 0:07:41# Oh! #

0:07:41 > 0:07:43CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Doctor Doctor will see you now.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Next!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Now, what seems to be the problem?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Doctor Doctor, it hurts when I do that.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Don't do it then!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Next!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17HARPSICHORD MUSIC

0:08:39 > 0:08:42There's no need to be like that, Mrs Drizzle.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46I am the expert you know. It was probably worthless.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Really.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Ooh, my my, it's such a hot day today.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, dear.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh!

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Just the thing.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Lovely.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05SLURPS

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Ah!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08SLURPS

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ah! Lovely!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Now then Mr..?- Pickett.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17What have you brought in for me to have a look at?

0:09:17 > 0:09:22- The world's oldest can of fizzy drink.- Oldest can of fizzy drink?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Interesting.- It was the first ever can made in a factory.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- I think it could be worth a lot of money.- Really?

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Well, I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert, you know.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Where is it?- Well...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Well, it was here.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40On the table...

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Ah. Really? - HICCUPS

0:09:46 > 0:09:51I am the expert and it's time to move on.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52HICCUPS

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Now for more of your giggles!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Hey, Justin! - Hey, Dia. Have you got a joke?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Yes.- What is it?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Why was the broom late for school?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I don't know. Why was the broom late for school?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It over-swept!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Ah! (LAUGHS)

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I love that one!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Hello Farmer Dung. - Oh-ar, oh-ar.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Lovely day, innit? Right.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Do you have something to show us today?

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yeah. It's adorable. Heh-heh.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Adorable? You mean something that's cute and fluffy?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Is it a bunny rabbit?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40No, no! It's adorable.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Is it a little lamb? They're adorable.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45No. Come 'ere, look.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Right, a door...

0:10:49 > 0:10:51..and a bull. Get it?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53A door. A bull. Adorable!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Ha-ha! Reggie, come and have a listen to this.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00A door. A bull.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Adorable!

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Ha! Look at him! He's laughing, he gets it!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10He don't like me. Go on.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Thank you, Farmer Dung.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18And now we go over to Gail Force with some unusual news. Gail.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Yes. Hello, Arthur.

0:11:20 > 0:11:25I'm here in Little Bottom where today it's poetry day.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Hurray!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Once a year, everyone talks in rhyme.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Oh. Hello, sir. - Hello, hello.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- You're on the television. - Yes, I know.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Do you rhyme all day? - We do, we rhyme in every way.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- And everyone joins in? - That's right.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Does it carry on through the night? - In every house, street and shop.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Once you've started... - We can't stop!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51So there you are, that's it from me.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- It's very catching. - I agree!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's catching like a dose of flu.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59It seems to me you've got it too.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- I'll say goodbye. - Yes, cheerio.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06Erm... And it's back to you in the studio!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08That was Gail, our roving Miss.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11She's caught the rhyming bug, and now this.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Heh-heh. I'm quite good at that, aren't I.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I'm a poet and I didn't know it. Get it?!

0:12:20 > 0:12:25Hello, Rapids Johnson here in search of the East African lion.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Rahr!

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Now, these fearsome animals love to hide in the undergrowth

0:12:30 > 0:12:32and they can pounce at a drop of a hat.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Oops, dropped my hat. Won't be doing that again.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Phew! Now, I've come down to this watering hole

0:12:40 > 0:12:43because the lions love to drink from it on a hot day.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Let's have a look and see if we can see them.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Oh, no.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56I'm afraid there's no sign at all.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Never mind. I'll find the great East African lion

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- or my name's not Rapids... - ..Johnson!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Thank you. Keep 'em peeled!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:13 > 0:13:17# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:20 > 0:13:21# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# But we'll be back again

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

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