0:00:02 > 0:00:04It's Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Ho-ho!
0:00:18 > 0:00:22On today's Gigglebiz, Professor Muddles!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24King Flannel!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26The Burrito Brothers!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Farmer Dung!
0:00:28 > 0:00:32But first, over to Arthur Sleep!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Oh, yes, hello. Can I order a taxi, please, for 7.30?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38From Giggletown TV studios. That's right, yes.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Going across the bypass... Yes, that's it.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Yes. My name? Oh, yes. Sleep.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Arthur Sleep, that's right.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Yes, THE Arthur Sleep. Yes. Yeah, well people often...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hello, hello? Hello? MUSIC STARTS
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Sorry about that. Ahem. Wrong number.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Now we go over to Gail Force,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57who's in Little Bottom at a flower show. Gail!
0:00:57 > 0:01:03Yes, hello, Arthur. I'm here today in the village hall at Little Bottom
0:01:03 > 0:01:08for this year's grand opening of the flower show! Hooray!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11This is the mayor of Little Bottom. Hello!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- Lovely to have you here, Gail. - Thank you, Mayor.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17And may I say what a beautiful red tie you're wearing?
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Thank you so much, Gail.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21It was actually a gift from my wife. She's always said...
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Without further ado... I'm very excited, should I do a speech?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Thank you very much for inviting me here.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33I now declare the Little Bottom flower show open!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Oh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Oh. Er...
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I think that's yours.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Er...back to you, Arthur!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43'Thank you very much, Gail!'
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I can see you're helping the major make some cuts!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Cuts!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Ahem. And that's your news.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54A few more adjustments there...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Ooh! Oh, dear.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I didn't need that anyway. Just put that in there...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01BOING!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And there.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Hello there! I'm Professor Puddles.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Er, I mean Muddles. And welcome to my lavatory! Haha!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I mean, laboratory.
0:02:11 > 0:02:17Now, today, will an old TV remote control work with a tew nelevision?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Ah! I mean "new television".
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I've made some changes to this one, so let's find out. Here we go!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26BEEP That's odd.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Little harder.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31One more time. Doesn't work. Just a slight adjustment...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Tiny little tap...there.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Right, that should work.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38WARBLING
0:02:40 > 0:02:42BEEP Oh!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Now what? Press another button, I think.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49SLOWED-DOWN TALKING
0:02:54 > 0:02:55BEEP Oh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58How very strange. All right, let's give it another go.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59BEEP
0:03:00 > 0:03:03TV PROFESSOR SPEAKS ITALIAN
0:03:17 > 0:03:20How interesting! I didn't know I loke another spanguage.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I mean, spoke another language.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25One last time, I think. Here we go.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27HE IMITATES AEROPLANE
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, Sorry Doreen!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hello, there. Well, yes.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35We seem to be having some technical problems, but don't adjust your jet.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Get it? Jet? Plane? No?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41And now this.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Doreen? Have you got a little flannel?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'm a little warm.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Like my biology teacher.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Well, that really is fascinating, isn't it?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57What have we learned today? BOING!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Absolutely nothing!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Next!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Now, what seems to be the problem?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Doctor, doctor, I feel like a letter.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Well, thanks for keeping me posted!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Next!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25All right, there? Ey-up.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Lovely! Careful!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30'Hello, Farmer Dung.'
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh! All right, there? Hello.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35'Have you got something to show us today?'
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, yeah. Chicken run!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42'A chicken run? That's a place where you keep chickens, isn't it?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43'In a chicken run?'
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- No!- 'No? So what is this chicken run?'
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'll show you, shall I? 'Ere, Reg. Ready?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Right. Chicken...
0:04:52 > 0:04:54That's right! Run!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Wahey! There he goes!
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Haha, get it?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Chicken...run!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Chicken run! Chicken run!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Haha! Oh, Reg.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, my word.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Egg.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Thank you, Farmer Dung.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Ha-hahahaha!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Mummy, Mummy, look at me! I'm all the way up here!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39What?! That girl looks like she's in trouble!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Don't worry, young lady.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Captain Adorable is coming to the rescue!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Captain Adorable, away!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Mummy, Mummy!
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Never fear, young lady - I'm on the way!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Using my suction gloves, I shall scale the heights...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oof! ..Of this obstacle!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Wha-ha!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I'm on my way across the wooden bridge.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Whoa!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Steady!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Don't run away, please!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'm...coming across the rope bridge now.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Whoa... To save the day!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Madam! I...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Engage turbo thrusters!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29A-ha!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33There! Back safe with your mother.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Yeah, but...- Please, ssh.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Don't thank me. It's what I do.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Captain Adorable, away!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49And now it's time for your giggles!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Hey, Justin! - Hey, Rashan! Have you got a joke?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yeah. Erm, what's the difference
0:06:55 > 0:06:58between a lion with a toothache and rain?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oh, I don't know. What IS the difference
0:07:01 > 0:07:04between a lion with a toothache and rain?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08One pours with rain and the other roars with pain!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12A-ha-ha-ha-ha! Good one!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14LAUGHTER
0:07:17 > 0:07:19DANCE MUSIC
0:07:19 > 0:07:22BEARDED MAN BEATBOXES
0:07:25 > 0:07:27BOING!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- BEARDED MAN GRUNTS INDIGNANTLY - Ah-ah-ah!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Ah!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Holiday! Ha-ha!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37BEARDED MAN GRUNTS DISMISSIVELY
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Ah!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ANGRILY
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Ah, yeah, yeah!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48BEARDED MAN LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ah.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Ah, yeah!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Yeah! - BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Oh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Oh!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh, yeah!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Aha!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Shh!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20BEARDED MAN GRUNTS ENTHUSIASTICALLY
0:08:27 > 0:08:29HE LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY
0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE WHISTLES
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Ah!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Yeah!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Ah! Ha-ha!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44BEARDED MAN LAUGHS
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Well, let's go back to Gail Force at the Little Bottom Flower Show.
0:08:52 > 0:08:59Let's see if anything, er, AROSE. A-rose! Oh, dearie me! Gail.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02You can hardly notice there's a piece missing.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Hang on a minute. Hello, Arthur.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09I'm back here at the flower show at Little Bottom Village Hall - hooray!
0:09:09 > 0:09:14It's so exciting! I'm about to judge the flower-arranging competition.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- This is the mayor of Little Bottom - hello!- Hello again, Gail.- Oh!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Before we start, may I say,
0:09:21 > 0:09:26if there was a competition for the best hair today, you would win!
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Thank you so much, Gail, it's not easy looking this good.- Oh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Look at these beautiful flowers, they really are gorgeous,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38they smell - oh! - divine!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh... Oh... Oh...
0:09:40 > 0:09:41STIFLED SNEEZE
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Ooh! That was close! As I was saying...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46A-CHOO!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Oh! Your, erm... Oh!
0:09:50 > 0:09:57SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Erm, back to the studio, Arthur!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Oh, dearie me! Well, that was pretty, er, hair-raising!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- LAUGHS HOARSELY - Hair-raising!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10HE STRAINS
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Oh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15HE GRUNTS EXASPERATEDLY
0:10:18 > 0:10:22HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:10:22 > 0:10:24MAN IN BOW TIE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Next!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Now, how can I help you?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Doctor Doctor, I can't get to sleep!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Well, sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Next!
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Here's some more circus skills with the Burrito Brothers!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:58 > 0:11:00ALL: Hey!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Ooh! Ooh!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Whoa! Ooh!
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Oooh! Whoa!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oooh! Oh!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Hey! Ha-ha!
0:11:23 > 0:11:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Hey-ya!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hey!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Now for more of your giggles!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Hey, Justin! - Hey, Lara! Have you got a joke?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Yes!- Go on, then, what is it?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46What's purple and wears sunglasses?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50I don't know, what IS purple and wears sunglasses?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Grapes going on holiday!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- LAUGHTER - Very good!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- My mum told me that one.- Did she!
0:11:59 > 0:12:03Hello, there, can I speak to my brother, Wayne, please?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Tell him it's Arthur.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Hello? Hello?! It... Oh, I don't believe it!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Oh, hello there! I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16We're going back to Gail Force at the Little Bottom Flower Show.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Gail, what have you got for us?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I'm really sorry about your hair and tie.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Excuse me! Hello, Arthur, I'm here at Little Bottom Flower Show
0:12:25 > 0:12:29and things are getting very exciting. Hooray!
0:12:29 > 0:12:34The mayor here is just about to announced the best pot plant!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Take it away, Mayor! - Thank you, Gail.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- BUZZING - The standard this year has been so good
0:12:41 > 0:12:44that it's made the decision even harder.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48But to delay no longer, the winner is...
0:12:48 > 0:12:50BUZZING CONTINUES
0:12:50 > 0:12:51BUZZING STOPS
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Oh! Whoopsie!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Erm, back to you, Arthur.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Sorry!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Thank you for watching! Good night!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:23 > 0:13:25# But we'll be back again
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:30 > 0:13:34# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Ho-ho!