Episode 7

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0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:17 > 0:00:18Ho-ho!

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Ann Teak,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Keith Fit,

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Dina Lady,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Professor Muddles!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31But first it's time for Rapids Johnson!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hello! I'm Rapids Johnson

0:00:34 > 0:00:36and, believe it or not,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I'm not looking for the Big Brown Bulgarian Bear.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43I'm having a day off at the funfair!

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Now, just having a look at the carousel, it's going round and round

0:00:47 > 0:00:51and up and down and I'm feeling a bit wobbly.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Reminds me of canoeing up the Amazon River. Don't go there!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59I've decided to treat myself instead,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03with a giant scrum-diddly-umptious lollipop!

0:01:03 > 0:01:07Trouble is, I can't find anywhere to buy one from!

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Never mind. I'll find a lollipop or my name's not Rapids...

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- Johhson.- Er, Johnson! Thank you! Keep 'em peeled!

0:01:19 > 0:01:24So I said, "I don't care how many Michelin stars you've got, Jamie,

0:01:24 > 0:01:28"I just remember bathing you and changing your nappy!"

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Ooh. Hello, my little peppercorns

0:01:31 > 0:01:35and welcome to Dinner Time with me, Dina Lady.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38This is my assistant, Tommy Tummy.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Say hello, Tommy.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Hello, Tommy.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Now, today we're going to make a delicious mud pie,

0:01:47 > 0:01:51which will be yummy, scrummy for our tummy.

0:01:51 > 0:01:56First of all, you need a pie base, like this one here.

0:01:56 > 0:02:02And now, we need the filling. I'll go and get it. I won't be a trice.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Mud pie isn't made with real mud.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08It's made with chocolate, which looks a bit like mud.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10That's why we call it mud pie.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14There we are. Ooh, bit heavy.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Now, I use this mud fresh from our garden.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Mud from the garden?!

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Don't worry, Tommy. I've taken all the worms out.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27It ruins the flavour!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Daft boy. Nice, though.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34Right, and now simply add the mud to your pie.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Definitely do NOT try this at home!

0:02:41 > 0:02:42There we go.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47And there you have one perfect mud pie.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Easy as pie.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54See you next time, my little chefs.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Ooh, I think I left a worm in there.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Oh, dear me.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05HONK!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08SQUEAK!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Last clip, down there. OK!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Safe and sound.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Oh. Keith Fit here.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Today, I'm going to show you how to do some water-skiing.

0:03:20 > 0:03:25I've been water-skiing for over 20 years. I know what I'm talking about.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29To be a champion water-skier, you need three things.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32A firm grip,

0:03:32 > 0:03:34flexibility

0:03:34 > 0:03:37and er...er...

0:03:37 > 0:03:38water.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41We've got all three here today.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44OK. Watch and learn, watch and learn.

0:03:44 > 0:03:50The important thing is, when you stand up, bend your...knees...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52because you're... WHOA!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Oh, me back!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01And that's how you water-ski!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Champion.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06And now it's time for your giggles!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09What happened to the cat who ate a ball of wool?

0:04:09 > 0:04:14I don't know. What DID happen to the cat that ate a ball of wool?

0:04:14 > 0:04:15She had mittens.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17JUSTIN LAUGHS

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Very good!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Er...sprockets, springs, gizmos...

0:04:24 > 0:04:29and contraptions, animatronics... Ooh! And I need some muesli. Lovely.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Oh-aye! Ah! Ha-ha! Hello there! I'm professor Muddles.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38Today, we're going to do one of my favourite experiments!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'm so excited!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44We're going to see what objects float or stink. Ayy! I mean sink.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47What objects float or...sink.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48A-ha!

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Over here, we have a huge tank of water. Yes.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ah, it's wet. Good.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58I tried this experiment last week with dry water

0:04:58 > 0:05:01and it was an absolute disaster. Never mind.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Now, we need some objects to float or sink.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08So, over here we have a magnet made of metal,

0:05:08 > 0:05:13we have some wood, made of, er...wood

0:05:13 > 0:05:18and, of course, a scientist's most important tool - a stopwatch.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22This will enable us to see which object floats or sinks

0:05:22 > 0:05:24and how long it takes.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Shall we start? Observe.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28First, we need to throw an object into the water.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Ah. Er...yes.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Er, hang on a second.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38I think we, er, may have a little, er, problem here.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Yes, just roll the old sleeves up.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Get it out.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Eh...ah.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48My stopwatch seems to have stopped working.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Well, we've learned something here, haven't we?

0:05:51 > 0:05:56My name is Professor Middles. Er, Piddles. Er, I mean Muddles.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Goodbye!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, no. Not again.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Ohh.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Now then, young man,

0:06:23 > 0:06:26what have you brought for me to have a look at today?

0:06:26 > 0:06:31Well, my granny said it's by Michelangelo van Picasso...

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Did she now?

0:06:33 > 0:06:38- ..which should make it very valuable indeed.- Interesting. Well, I...

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Oh, I say! Now this really IS a work of art.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Oh, yes! Do you know what it is?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- It's a...- Ice cream, yes!

0:06:48 > 0:06:54It's vanilla, with strawberry sauce on the top, and sprinkles!

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Mm!

0:06:55 > 0:07:00- And it's delicious!- Oi! - Hey, I AM the expert, you know?!

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Excuse me!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- What about MY painting?- Your..

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh. Exactly. What ABOUT your painting?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11I mean, really, look at it!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's worthless!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16And somebody has spilt a lot of gloop all over it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Thank you very much for bringing that in.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Moving on.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Doctor Doctor will see you now!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Next!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Now, what seems to be the problem?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking there are two of me.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39One at a time, please!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Next!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Keith Fit here, back at the water-ski centre.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Just going to put my skis on, then give Peter the signal

0:07:48 > 0:07:50and he'll take me onto the water.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54But safety first - just going to zip me lifejacket up.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59It's a bit small. I'm usually a size small. This must be an extra small.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Hang on, Peter. Won't be a minute.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05OK. There. All zipped up.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16And that's how you water-ski. Champion!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Henry the celebrity horse is in town.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26We asked him for an interview, but he said "Neigh". NEIGH!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29I thought of that one on the hoof. ON THE HOOF!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31They keep coming, don't they?

0:08:31 > 0:08:35Now we go over to Gail Force, our roving reporter,

0:08:35 > 0:08:37who's in the town of Nappington,

0:08:37 > 0:08:41where people are mysteriously falling asleep. Gail?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43SHE SNORES

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Er, Gail, can you hear me? It's over to you.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Gail?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Can somebody pass my teddy, please? - Gail!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Oh! Oh, er, yes. Sorry, Arthur.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Right, well, hello there. I'm Gail Force

0:09:00 > 0:09:02and I'm here in Nappington,

0:09:02 > 0:09:07where everyone is mysteriously falling asleep.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Back to you, Arthur.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14Sounds serious! Careful - we don't want you falling asleep on the job!

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- SHE SNORES Gail!- Oh, yes. Sorry.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22As I was saying, everyone in Nappington is falling asleep.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26They do say that it is catching, Arthur.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27SNORING

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Arthur?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31HE SNORES

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Er, Arthur? Arthur!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37HE SNORES

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Now for more of your giggles!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Hey, Justin!- Hey! Have you got a joke?- Yeah.- Come on, then.

0:09:45 > 0:09:51What's grey and zooms in the jungle at 70mph?

0:09:51 > 0:09:56I don't know. What IS grey and zooms through the jungle at 70mph?

0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's an elephant on a motorbike!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01THEY LAUGH

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Oh, hello! Nice to see you. Sit yourself down.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Take the weight off, as they say.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16I have to sit here, you know, while he...fishes.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Hello! You all right?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Heh-heh. Sweet.

0:10:21 > 0:10:26I don't know why he bothers, really. He never catches anything.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Nothing at all and did you see that sign?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32It says, "Beware of the octopus".

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Like he's EVER going to catch anything like an octopus!

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Oh, I don't know. He couldn't catch a bus!

0:10:40 > 0:10:44SHE LAUGHS

0:10:44 > 0:10:48I shouldn't laugh. It makes him happy and, at the end of the day,

0:10:48 > 0:10:52that's what it's all about. And he's out in the fresh air,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55out of harm, not getting into trouble or mischief.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00I get a bit of peace and quiet. Bit of time to myself.

0:11:00 > 0:11:06Oh. Did you feel that? I knew it. That'll be the rain, then. Oh.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08SHE TUTS We'll have to go in,

0:11:08 > 0:11:12even though he won't have caught a thing. Never catches anything!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Do you, love? Bless!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18SHE LAUGHS Come on, girl.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Here you are. You hold that.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Doctor Doctor will see you now!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Next!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Now, what seems to be the problem?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Doctor Doctor, I feel like a duck.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38You must be quackers! Ha-ha!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Next!

0:11:41 > 0:11:46Hello! Rapids Johnson here, in search of the Big Brown Bulgarian Bear.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49But today, I've got some help - hurrah! -

0:11:49 > 0:11:52from a fellow explorer, Amazon Grizzly.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56What you don't know is, old Grizzo and I were at prep school together!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Weren't we, Griz?

0:12:00 > 0:12:04We used to sit next to each other and have lots of laughs,

0:12:04 > 0:12:07always losing things like pencils and plimsolls.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10We even lost his bike once. Didn't we?

0:12:12 > 0:12:16But don't worry. With my keen nose and his beady eyes -

0:12:16 > 0:12:20I mean, look at him! He's keeping 'em peeled already! -

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- we're bound to find this bear, or his name's not Amazon...- Grizzly!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Thank you!

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Any sign yet?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31HE LAUGHS Always going on.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Talking away.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40HE SNORES

0:12:40 > 0:12:45It's the end of the day here at the water-ski centre.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Just packing up.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49A bit disappointing - we didn't get to water-ski.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52But don't worry, we will be back.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Thanks, Peter!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55That's me driver, Peter.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58He's been my driver for over 20 year and... OH!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08And that's how you water-ski. Champion.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:16 > 0:13:18# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:30 > 0:13:32# But we'll be back again

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:37 > 0:13:41# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:41 > 0:13:42# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:48 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:50 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Ho-ho!