0:00:02 > 0:00:05It's Gigglebiz!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Ho-ho!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21On today's Gigglebiz, Opera Oliver!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23King Flannel!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Simon Pieman!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Keith Fit!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30And here's Farmer Dung!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hello, Farmer Dung.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- Farmer Dung?- Oh!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Hello, there! All right?
0:00:42 > 0:00:46- It's a lovely day today. - Arr, it's a beautiful day.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Sun's in the sky, corn's in the fields.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Time for the 'arvest.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54The harvest is the most important time of the year for a farmer.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58No, 'arvest! Reggie's got an 'arvest.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Is Reggie doing the harvest?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03No! Reggie, come here!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Look, see! R-vest!
0:01:06 > 0:01:10R is for Reggie, and he's got an R-vest, get it?
0:01:10 > 0:01:14R-vest! Hahahaha!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, Reggie!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I crushed me...!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I crushed me lettuce! Look at that! Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Thank you, Farmer Dung. - Oh, that's all right.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29Oh, Reggie! Look at the peas! Oh, no! Me courgette!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32You, ohhhh!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35ORCHESTRA TUNES UP, APPLAUSE
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# I'm Opera Oliver
0:01:39 > 0:01:40# Opera O-liv-er!
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- # Ooh, I love you - And I love you
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# It's romantic, don't you feel?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53# Coming through! Here's your two meatballs! Enjoy your meal!
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- # You are precious - You are handsome
0:01:57 > 0:02:01# In the light of the silvery moon
0:02:01 > 0:02:05# Coming through! Here's a nice ice cream and I'll be back very soon
0:02:05 > 0:02:09# You tiny hand is frozen
0:02:09 > 0:02:13# That waiter's rather rude
0:02:13 > 0:02:15# Coming through! Don't you like it?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# You've hardly touched your bowl! #
0:02:17 > 0:02:20ALL: # Leave us alone Just on our own
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# Just go, now, go Walk out the door
0:02:23 > 0:02:28# We don't want you any more!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32# But I love you, really love you
0:02:32 > 0:02:35# Is there anything you lack?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- # No, we're off - They're off!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40# Yes, we're really off and we won't be coming back. #
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Pbbbbttt!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:57 > 0:02:59APPLAUSE
0:03:08 > 0:03:11CHEERING
0:03:13 > 0:03:16And now it's time for your giggles!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Hey, Justin...- Yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Where does a wasp go if it's sick?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I don't know where does a wasp go if it's sick?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25To a "waspital"!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28LAUGHTER
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Very good...!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Majesty?- Eh?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Me? No!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59SPLOSH! SPLOSH!
0:04:08 > 0:04:09CROW CAWS
0:04:34 > 0:04:35SQUEAKING
0:04:37 > 0:04:38SQUEAKING
0:04:38 > 0:04:41..97, 98, 99! Ooh! 800!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43A new record! Oh!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Howay, ya bairns! Keith Fit here.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Today, we're doing a spot of dribbling.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Now, I don't mean the type of dribbling you do
0:04:51 > 0:04:55when Aunty Enid makes your favourite cake like this one.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Ho-ho! Lovely.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I mean dribbling with a football.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01OK, let's get down to business.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Um, I'll just put this cake down, safe and sound.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06OK. We'll come to that later on.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Now, I've been dribbling for over 20 years,
0:05:09 > 0:05:15so I know what I'm talking about. OK, bairns, watch and learn.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Right, start back here.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Always keep your eye on the ball at all times.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Here we go! Right!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Skills! Howay, man!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oh, skills, here! It's going right.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27You put that in the...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29SPLAT!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And that's how you do your dribbling!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Champion!
0:05:38 > 0:05:43Look what I've got for a special treat. Chocolate cake!
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Yummy!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Ha-hargh!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54We be nearly there, Cap'n Squawk!
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Soon we'll have treasures and riches the likes of which we've never seen!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Right, now...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03According to the map, ah-hargh!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It be ten paces forward...
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Come on, Cap'n Squawk!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10One, two, three, four...
0:06:10 > 0:06:14five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Two paces to the right. Arrgh, which be right?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Arrgh, OK. One, two.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23And three paces forward to the treasure, ha-harrgh!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25On, two...
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Ooh, that be close, Cap'n Squawk.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34No, look! It be the dread pirate, Stubblybeard...
0:06:34 > 0:06:37and his crew! Run! Run!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, quick! Retreat! All aboard the galleon!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Come on, Cap'n Squawk, d'oh...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Row! Row like the wind!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Come on, Squawky, put your beak into it!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Oh! No, we're not nearly there! Oh, come on!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Next!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Now, what seems to be the problem?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a dog.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- How long have you felt like this? - Since I was a puppy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12D'oh! Next!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20DOORBELL RINGS >
0:07:44 > 0:07:46SPLAT!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03CROWD: Oooh! Ohhh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07HIS STOMACH RUMBLES
0:08:08 > 0:08:10CROWD: Oooh!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14PHONE RINGS
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Simon Pieman, at your service. PHONE BURBLES
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Need a pie? Got to fly!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28CROWD: Oooh! Ohhh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Right! Here we go!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Whoa...
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Whoah-oah-oah...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Whoahh! Whuph! Coming through!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Whoa...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Watch out!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Wahey! Coming through!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Whoah-oah...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Whoah!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Woo!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Ha!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Da-daa! One perfect p...
0:09:06 > 0:09:08SPLAT!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11APPLAUSE
0:09:12 > 0:09:14..pie!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17All right, see you there, bye!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Today, we're going to join Gail Force at a train station somewhere.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Gail, where are you?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Thank you, Arthur. It's a very exciting day here.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I'm on platform 47 at the station of Little Bottom,
0:09:34 > 0:09:39and behind me is the fastest train in the world. Hooray!
0:09:39 > 0:09:44Oh, and even more exciting, I've been invited on board
0:09:44 > 0:09:47for its first journey. Just one more thing to do...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50There we are. Bit of lipstick, there...
0:09:50 > 0:09:53And I'm ready! All aboard!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, no! Oh, no! Wait! It's going!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Wait! Wait for me!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Oh, no! Wait for me! Hold on!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, no!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Wait! Wait!
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Gail Force there. Gail, what shoes were you wearing at the station?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Were they, um, platforms? Hehe!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Platforms! Get it! Platforms!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Oh-ho-ho! Who writes this stuff?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I don't know. I'm Arthur Sleep.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Now for more of your giggles!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Hey, Justin... - Hey, have you got a joke?- Yes.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30What do you give a sick bird?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I don't know, what do you give a sick bird?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34"Tweetment"!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Uggggghh, no!- Tweetment!
0:10:38 > 0:10:39LAUGHTER
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Coo-ee!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07SPLOOOSH!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Agghhhh!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Ughh...
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Doctor Doctor will see you now!
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Next!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Now, how can I help you?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a pony.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33No, you're just a little "hoarse"!
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Next!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Hello! Rapids Johnson, here.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40On the trail of the Big Brown Bulgarian Bear.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Now, I've come to this clearing in a wood.
0:11:43 > 0:11:49It's a favourite spot for people who love picnics. And bears.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52You see, when bears run out of food in the wild,
0:11:52 > 0:11:56they look around for these clearings for scraps and... Ah-ha!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Like this one. An old apple core.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02That means a bear should be along very soon! Hoho!
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Well, I'm feeling a little bit peckish myself...
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I'll just go over there and see if I can get a cup of tea.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Keep them peeled!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Howay, bairns! Keith Fit here,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25showing you some more dribbling skills with a football.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29I've been dribbling for over 20 years so I know what I'm talking about.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32OK. Watch and learn, bairns.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Howay!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Ho-ho!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Ah, and that's how you dribble with a football.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Heh!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Who left the glue here, man?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58BOING! BOING! BOING!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00WHEEEEE!
0:13:02 > 0:13:03..Champion!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:13 > 0:13:15# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# But we'll be back again
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Subtitles by Evie Morrish, Red Bee Media Ltd
0:13:50 > 0:13:52E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk