0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na-na-na-na gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Na-na-na-na-na gigglebiz
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Na-na-na-na-na here we go!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# ..ho-ho. #
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Gail Force.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21DIY Dan.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Enrico Pasodoble.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Will Singalot.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28But first, it's Captain Adorable!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43BEEPING
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Greetings, crew!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oww!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Oh, these doors... Get off...!
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Greetings, crew.- Captain Adorable, welcome to the bridge.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Many thanks, Bottom. Ha-ha.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02I, er...can't help but notice there are quite a few things wrong
0:01:02 > 0:01:05with the ship at the moment, Bottom.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09So, I've decided to test every single button on the ship.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- Erm... - Starting with the stop button.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Ha-ha-ha, here we go...
0:01:14 > 0:01:16KLAXON BLARES
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Yes, good, good.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Seems to be all in working order, eh, crew?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Yes! Good. All right. Let's try the go button.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Here we go...
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Ho-ho. Ha-ha!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Yes, yes.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39A1, wouldn't you say, Bottom? Yes, good.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Now, what about this one here?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Hmm, the custard pie button.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Yes...the custard pie button.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Erm, do not press the custard pie button, Captain.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Nonsense, Bottom! We have to find out what the custard pie button does.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Oh!- Oh, dear! Absolutely nothing. Hmm...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I'll give it another try.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Do not press the custard pie button, Captain.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Hey!
0:02:09 > 0:02:14- Ooh!- No, we seem to have a faulty custard pie button, crew.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18But never fear, I'll fix it using my super screwdriver.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I'll just leave the bridge for a moment, Captain.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Yes, good idea, Bottom. Leave this to the professionals, eh.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29That's it. There we are. I think that's done it.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Let's give it another try.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Do not press the custard pie button, Captain.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Still nothing.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41You know what? We're going to have to admit defeat on this one, crew.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43A wise decision, Captain.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Now...what about this button over here?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48The overhead gloop button.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Ohh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Hmm, absolutely nothing, Bottom.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57No, Captain.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03This is the Captain, all is well.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06And now it's time for your giggles.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08What goes zzub zzub?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I don't know.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12A bee flying backwards!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13GIGGLING
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Hello, Farmer Dung.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Shhh!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Oh, you're playing hide and seek with Reggie.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I love hide and seek. Can I watch?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Yeah, you can watch, but, quiet, quiet. Right...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Right, Reg...oh!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37He gone. I'll try once more...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42OK, Reg...oh.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43He not there...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Here you go, Reg...oh.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53He not there, again. Why...
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Here I be...!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Oh, he's not there...
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Got you, Reg! Ah-ha!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10You didn't expect that, did you? Ha-ha!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Reg thought I was going to be down there!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15I weren't down there, I were here!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, oh, ha-ha, good game!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Eh, Reg. Like a lion stalking, I was, yeah.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Want another game?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, he wants another game! Wo-ho!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26My word!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28He gone...
0:04:28 > 0:04:29HE CLEARS THROAT
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news...
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Six guinea pigs at the...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36PHONE RINGS Oh, excuse me a second.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Hello?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, you want Doreen?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I mean, you know I'm live?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yeah, all right, what's your name?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Anita. Anita who?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Anita HaveABath. All right. I'll just check, hang on.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Doreen! Anita HaveABath...
0:04:52 > 0:04:55What do you mean, you're not surprised?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I said Anita HaveABath. Yep, on the phone.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, oh, I don't believe this, honestly.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Now, it's time for another report from Gail Force.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Hello, Arthur. Gail Force here reporting at the village fete
0:05:08 > 0:05:11where things are getting very exciting, hooray!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15We are going to be judging the flower competition here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Now, all the flowers...
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- SHE CLEARS THROAT - Yes, well...
0:05:20 > 0:05:24As you can see are arriving by the minute. Er...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Thank you, ha-ha. Yes, well, as you can see I'm going to be
0:05:27 > 0:05:30here throughout the morning where...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, dearie me.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36When in a couple of hours' time we'll see who the winner is.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I will then... Oh...
0:05:38 > 0:05:43This is Gail Force, back to the studio. Oh...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45SHE SNEEZES
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Oopsie!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53That was that and this is this...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's silly time!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00MUSIC
0:06:21 > 0:06:22SQUEAKING
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Today, we'll be doing one of the easiest jobs around the house -
0:06:27 > 0:06:28putting up a shelf.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30First of all you need a shelf.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34You can either buy one or make one yourself.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37If you've made your own shelf make sure there are no nasty
0:06:37 > 0:06:41rough edges otherwise there could be splinters.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42BOING!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Now, all we need is a screwdriver and some screws.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52And we can put the shelf on the wall.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Now, we just need to fix our shelf to the wall.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Check that it's good and level...
0:07:21 > 0:07:25And don't worry if you have to make some minor adjustments.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Make absolutely sure it's level this time.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39And the shelf is firmly attached to the wall.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42CLATTER AND SMASH
0:07:43 > 0:07:45GLUE BOTTLE SQUEEZES
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Finally, test out the strength of your shelf.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08And your attractive and practical shelf is finished.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10CLATTER AND SMASH
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Job done.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19CHEERING
0:08:19 > 0:08:22LATIN MUSIC
0:08:33 > 0:08:35BOING!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11BOING!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14BOING!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Sorry!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56BIRD CHEEPS
0:09:57 > 0:09:59LOUD FOGHORN
0:10:04 > 0:10:07LOUD FOGHORN
0:10:16 > 0:10:18BIRD CHEEPS
0:10:22 > 0:10:24LOUD FOGHORN
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Ah...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39CLEARS THROAT Knock, knock.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Who's there? - Myth.- Myth who?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Myth you too! Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48MEDIEVAL MUSIC
0:10:52 > 0:10:55# A young good go hoppin' minstrel
0:10:55 > 0:10:56# And I always sing a song
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# I try to put good Robin right
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# But he always gets it wrong... #
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Not today, minstrel. I'm preparing a meal for the lovely Maid Marion.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I'm going to ask her to marry me.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10She's bound to say yes.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13# Good Robin's plan to wed the maid
0:11:13 > 0:11:14# With something nice to eat
0:11:14 > 0:11:16# Could all go wrong
0:11:16 > 0:11:18# If Marion smells Robin's stinky feet! #
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I do not have stinky feet!
0:11:21 > 0:11:22# Stinky feet, stinky feet
0:11:22 > 0:11:24# Robin's stinky feet! #
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Eagh!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Right, that's enough of that.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Go away, you lot! Look, she's coming...!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Maid Marion, will you dine with me?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42No, thanks.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I've actually gone to a lot of effort.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Oh, go on, then.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Good Robin's dinner plans had worked
0:11:50 > 0:11:53# His happiness complete So far, so good
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# If he just could forget his stinky feet! #
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I do not have...! That's enough!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I just want you to be quiet. Got that?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03NASALLY: # Go-o-o-t that! #
0:12:07 > 0:12:10So, what's on the menu?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12A vase of flowers!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14HE CHUCKLES
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I'm very funny, you know.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Really?
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Ah, this is so romantic. Just you and me.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- And him.- What?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31# To woo his date, he couldn't wait Good Robin's plans were neat
0:12:31 > 0:12:35# But what if Marion noticed that he had those stinky feet?! #
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Shh!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Can you smell something?
0:12:40 > 0:12:45# Stinky feet, stinky feet It's Robin's stinky feet. #
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, it's you! Thought so.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I'm off.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- No! - HE SIGHS
0:12:55 > 0:12:59# And now my song is fully sung My story is complete
0:12:59 > 0:13:03# Good Robin's plans all fell apart through having stinky feet!
0:13:03 > 0:13:08# Oh, stinky feet, stinky feet Oh, stinky, stinky feet
0:13:08 > 0:13:12# Oh, stinky feet, stinky feet Good Robin's stinky feet
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Good Robin's stinky feet! #
0:13:15 > 0:13:17That minstrel's got to go.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go
0:13:32 > 0:13:38# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# For we'll be back again
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na, ho-ho-ho
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Na-na na-na na-na, Gigglebiz
0:13:51 > 0:13:53# Na-na na, it's time to go
0:13:53 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:02 > 0:14:04# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go. #
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Ho-ho!