0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na, na-na Ho, ho, ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na, na-na Here we go!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Ho, ho! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz... Ann Teak.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Farmer Dung.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Humphrey.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Captain Adorable.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And here's Ug and Ig!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32This is the home of Ug and Ig,
0:00:32 > 0:00:35where almost everything is made of rock.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hello, Ig. Off for a walk?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Oh, yes, take a snack with you. Good idea, Ig.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Uh, eh. Uh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Hi, Ig. What are you doing?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55What do you have?
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Oh, heavy.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Hello, Ug. Are you worried that Ig's apple is too heavy?
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Yeah.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06I'll make you, like, a bag to put the apple in.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09You want to make a bag for Ig to carry his apple?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Yeah, yeah.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Uh! Uh! It'll be all right.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Aaah!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Ta-dah!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Eh?
0:01:24 > 0:01:29And then you take the apple, and in it goes!
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Yeah?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Right. Help me get it on my back.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I think Ug wants to show you how it works, Ig.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yeah, yeah.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Right.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Uh...uh...uh-oh.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Oh, thank you, Ig.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Right, put the apple in it.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yeah.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Is it in? Great!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh, no.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07There we go. I'll carry the apple.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I think Ug is going to carry the apple for you, Ig.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Thanks, Ig.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Hi.- Hi. Knock-knock. - Who's there?- Quack-quack quacker.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Quack-quack quacker who?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Quack another bad joke and I'm leaving.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Bye!- Bye!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I'd better leave then.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Put your feet up, have a nice cup of tea, it's time for this!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Oh, dear. Gregor! Could you be a love and bring me some honey
0:04:45 > 0:04:48and lemon and tissues, please? I have an awful sniffle.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53Next! Oh. Hello there. And what have you got for me today, Mister...?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Beezly.- Oh, I say. Oh, this looks interesting.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00It looks like a lovely lace handkerchief, Mr Breezeblocker.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Tell me more about it.- Well, I believe it is French, 19th century.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Let's not get ahead of ourselves, shall we?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11I am the expert, after all. Let's have a look, shall we?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Now, I believe this is French, late 19th century.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19As I say, it is a lace handkerchief. And I think the fine detail...
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Oh, I say, I think I'm going to sneeze.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25I need something to blow my nose on.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37That's better. Now, where were we?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Ah, yes, Mr Beansprout, your handkerchief.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42How long has it been in your family?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44It's been in my family over 100 years.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Really? How fascinating! Well, here's an interesting fact.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53While it looks very delicate, it was made in a very robust fashion.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57In fact, you could give it a little tug and nothing...would happen.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Ah, I'm terribly sorry, Mr Beansprout,
0:06:01 > 0:06:05it seems to have split into two. But look on the bright side,
0:06:05 > 0:06:09now you have two late 19th century lace handkerchiefs.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well done. Oh, I'm going to go again!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Achoo!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Sorry about that. I'll just...
0:06:17 > 0:06:21There we are. Well, thank you so much for bringing it in, Mr Beeswax.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Next!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35A whole load of turtles have escaped from a pet shop in the town centre.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Apparently, the owner, Michelle, is very upset,
0:06:38 > 0:06:42and she described the escape as a turtle disaster.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Did you get that one, Doreen?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46A turtle disaster!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Like turtle, total. Oh, come on, Doreen,
0:06:48 > 0:06:52it's not as funny if I have to explain it all the time.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55We're losing them, look. And now this.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's silly time!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hello, Farmer Dung.
0:07:19 > 0:07:24- Eh? What? Oh, hello there. - You look very busy today.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Yeah, well, been all right, really. You know, Reg is busy.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- You busy, Reg? Yeah, he's busy.- Why are you so busy today, Farmer Dung?
0:07:33 > 0:07:38Well, I'm here on the farm, you know, sowing seeds.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh, I see. And what are you sowing today?
0:07:41 > 0:07:46Well, what about you, Reg? Reg's got a lovely doily there.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Who was that for? For me?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Oh, hey, Reg, I can put my fruit bowl on that.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Yeah. You know what I got? A pillow case. It's a tractor!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- That's for you, Reg! - Very clever, Farmer Dung.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Yeah! See? We're "sewing" seeds.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Get it? Sewing seeds. Sewing seeds, Reg!
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Oh! He got off the bale, look!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Ha-ha! Oh, no.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14My word! Oh, Reg!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17And now it's time for your giggles.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20How does the ocean say hello?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I don't know.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22It waves.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05HE SOUNDS HORN
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Well, QT, this is the last
0:11:07 > 0:11:12of Captain Adorable's animal toys cleared up.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17Ah-ha! Greetings, crew. It's another fine galactic morning on the...
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Oh! Ow!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh, ah, heeyah, hooyah, hiyawah!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I had it under control.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Wait a second, what are these? I see turtles!
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- They are plastic animals, Captain. - Plastic animals? No, they're not!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36These are the turtles of destiny.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Weren't they a band?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Yes, I saw them two years ago at the Galactic Arena.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I had two for one... No, no, no!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44These are an evil race.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48They are taking over the universe by reading our minds!
0:11:48 > 0:11:52We must protect ourselves. Come on!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56First of all, we need some anti-thought-reading helmets.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Not really my colour, Captain.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01And we need some of these.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Ha-ha!
0:12:04 > 0:12:09And we need some of these! Lift doors!
0:12:09 > 0:12:14We'll stand in these tanks and deflect all turtle rays.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19All right, team, are you all in position?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Yes, Captain. - Botham, I can't hear you.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Yes, Captain.- Good, good.
0:12:27 > 0:12:33Now, using my turtle-be-gone laser, I am going to zap those fiends.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Right, here I go.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Aiming, aiming...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Still aiming.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Still aiming.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Prepare to zap.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Zap!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Success! Ha-ha-ha!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Yes!- Well done, Captain.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01Ha-ha! But, please, don't thank me, it's what I do.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Nobody makes a fool Captain Adorable, eh?
0:13:05 > 0:13:11- Indeed, sir. We are quite capable of doing that ourselves.- Precisely!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17This is the captain. All is well.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:33 > 0:13:38# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Na-na, na-na, na-na Ho, ho, ho
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na, na It's time to go!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho, ho, ho
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Ho, ho! #