Episode 11

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na... #

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Ho-ho-ho

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Na-na, na-na. #

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Here we go!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Wheelbarrow.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Rapids Johnson.

0:00:21 > 0:00:23The Burrito Brothers.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Storybook Stan.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29But first, here's Arthur Sleep.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Now, today in Berkshire, there's... - DOG BARKS

0:00:36 > 0:00:38What's that noise?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Doreen, have we got a dog in the studio?

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Hey... What? Oh, all right, it's your dog, is it?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47There he is. He's a little chappy, isn't he?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50You're very cute, aren't you? It's a bit noisy though, Doreen.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Easy, sit. Sit, I'm reading the news.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55- What's his name? - DOG GROWLS

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Ralphie! Right, now where...

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Easy, stop it, easy.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Now we go to Keith Fit for the sport.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- DOG GROWLS - Keith, what have you got for us?

0:01:04 > 0:01:05What are you doing?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hey, Doreen, he's chewed through the wire.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Howay, bairns.

0:01:10 > 0:01:11Keith Fit here.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Now, I might be stuck in the studio today

0:01:13 > 0:01:17but, as you can see, I've brought in me dumbbell

0:01:17 > 0:01:19so I can do some of me exercises.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Now, I'm a trained athlete, you know that,

0:01:21 > 0:01:24so you don't want to be doing this at "hoh-em".

0:01:24 > 0:01:28OK, watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Reet, it's all in the technique. Oh, I'll just move me boat.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35And me "gloeb" out of the way, don't want to ruin those.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37OK, here we go.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Now, take it easy.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Away!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Oh, I got it!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45CLANK!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46HE PANTS

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Weights can be surprisingly heavy.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Oh, man.- Doreen, would you lend a hand, please?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Doreen, don't try this, honestly...

0:01:56 > 0:01:57BOING!

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Champion.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05JOLLY MUSIC

0:02:12 > 0:02:14MOLE: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Ho-ho.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21BOING!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Now, 50 yards up there should be a quarry and over there...

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ah, yes, the Great Lake.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- BOING! - Hello!

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Rapids Johnson here, out in the wilderness, having a trek.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Now, I'm using one of these - a map - wouldn't be without one.

0:02:38 > 0:02:43This map tells me EXACTLY where I am and where I'm going to.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Now, today we're looking for a very rare animal indeed -

0:02:47 > 0:02:50the elusive twinkle-toed ballerina bear.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's around here somewhere. Huh, let's have a look.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I haven't seen one all day but, according to this map,

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I believe it's home must be...

0:03:00 > 0:03:01that way!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Ah, no, hang on a minute.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05No, maybe it's over...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07that way!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09No, no, something's not right.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Yeah, yeah, got it now. I think...

0:03:12 > 0:03:15the little dancer lives over...that way!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18No, something's not right.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Erm, let's see...

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Oh, thanks. - BEAR: You're welcome.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Oh, silly Rapids. I had the map the wrong way round.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Right, got it now, this bear lives over...

0:03:30 > 0:03:31that way! Ha-ha!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Let's go.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I'll find that bear, or my name's not Rapids...

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Johnson! - Oh, yes, thank you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Nice fellow.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42HE WHISTLES

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Ah, that way.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50And now it's time for your giggles.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Why did the bee get married?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I don't know.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Because she found her honey.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08JOLLY MUSIC

0:04:15 > 0:04:17SCRATCH!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Ooh.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Ho-ho.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26APPLAUSE

0:04:32 > 0:04:33ALL: Hey!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Oi, up!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Hey!

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Ha-ha!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51BOING!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54ALL: Hey!

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Ha-ha!

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Ha-ha, hmm.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Ha.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Whey.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Ho-ho-ho.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Huh.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15BOING!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19ALL: Hey!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Whoop.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33BOING!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Heh-heh.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45BOING!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Uh.- ALL: Hey!

0:05:53 > 0:05:55It's silly time!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57SILLY MUSIC

0:06:21 > 0:06:22BOING!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29A skilled DIY expert can make pretty much anything.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Today we're going to build something that should provide you

0:06:33 > 0:06:37with hours and hours of fun and entertainment - a seesaw.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Start by making a good, solid base for the seesaw.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Like this one.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44SQUEAK!

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Next you need your seesaw seats.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54BOING!

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Be careful when moving a large object in a small space.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- HONK! - We don't want accidents, do we?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16BOING!

0:07:19 > 0:07:20BOING!

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Take your seesaw seats and simply attach them

0:07:31 > 0:07:33to the base of the seesaw.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41Next, you need to check the seesaw is working properly.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43For this, you will need help from a friend.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Get your friend to sit on one end of the seesaw.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Then you need to sit on the other end.

0:07:59 > 0:08:04Once you've finished testing your seesaw, it's ready to play on.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12DONK!

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Job done.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Hey!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Knock knock.- Who's there?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- Snow.- Snow who?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Eh... Oh.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34"Snow" use, I've forgotten me name.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Oh, bye.- Bye, Justin.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, yeah, that's it - Justin.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43JOLLY MUSIC

0:08:59 > 0:09:01BOING!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04MOLE: Ho-ho.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Hoo-hoo-hoo.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, hello.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Oh, dear.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19That was a good one.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20And now this...

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Woo, howay, bairns. Keith Fit here.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Today, I'm going to show you how to play basketball.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30OK, watch and learn.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34The aim of the game is to get this ball into that basket there.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I've been playing basketball for over 20 years,

0:09:37 > 0:09:41so I know what I'm talking aboot. Let's play, here we go.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Away with you. BOING!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh, man.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I was just doing a bit of warming up there.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Ho, watch this one fly. OK, here we go.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54From doon toon.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56SMASH! Oh, no, man.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Better get me ball back from Mrs Pevril's garden, like.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Be back in a min.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Boonces, boonces, oh, man.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Superstar! Oh!

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Yeah, champion!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15HE CLEARS THROAT Thanks, Mrs Pevril.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Have you finished with the ladder, dear?- Champion.

0:10:23 > 0:10:28Tiger, rar. That's right.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Oh... Sorry about that.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Hello, bookworms, Storybook Stan here.

0:10:33 > 0:10:38Today's story is called The Sleepy Giant.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Right, are you sitting comfortably?

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Then I'll begin.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Now, once upon a time, there was a GIANT who was

0:10:46 > 0:10:49so sleepy he couldn't stop...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52HE YAWNS

0:10:52 > 0:10:53HE SNORES

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oh.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Sorry about that, bookworms, I fell asleep then.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Oh, dear. Where were we? Oh, yes, of course.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Once upon a time, there was a sleepy...

0:11:07 > 0:11:09HE SNORES

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Oh. Oh, dear, sorry about that.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, dear, thought that was my bookmark.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Right, there was a giant who couldn't stop...

0:11:17 > 0:11:18HE SNORES

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Oh, dear, sorry about that, bookworms.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23There was a... Oh, dear.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27No, wait, I can... I can finish the story.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32And now, Nana Knickerbocker in today's panto...Sleeping Beauty!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34APPLAUSE

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, lovely audience.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39What a beautiful day here in Panto Land.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41The sun is shin... Oh, hang on a minute.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Who's that? A princess?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Oh, with a spinning wheel.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49It's Sleeping Beauty.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Oh, hello, Sleeping Beauty.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Lovely to see you in this glade.

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Eh, what's going on?

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Be careful, you don't want to prick your finger

0:11:57 > 0:12:01and then fall into a deep, deep sleep for 100 years, do you?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm not Sleeping Beauty, my name's Sarah.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06What? What are you talking about?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Remember, at Croydon? Eight shows a week, we were exhausted.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Your spinning wheel seems to be working all right,

0:12:14 > 0:12:17but be careful you don't prick your finger...

0:12:17 > 0:12:18- BOING! - Ow!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Oh, I pricked my finger, oh, dear.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22I feel all faint.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, I'm going into a deep, deep sleep.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oh...

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Oh.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Do you want a plaster?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31I've got a first aid kit in me bag.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Eh? Oh, no, I'm all right. I think I'm done for.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37It's not that bad, you're not bleeding.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40What? I'm acting here. That was serious acting there.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44I know the story - she pricks her finger on a spinning wheel

0:12:44 > 0:12:46then falls asleep for 100 years.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49- But it's not a spinning wheel. - Huh?- Look.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- What is it then?- It's me bike, there's no needle on it.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Oh, yes. Yes, I did know that.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Yes, we must have been rehearsing.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh, hang on a minute.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02There's the real Sleeping Beauty over there.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05She's waiting for her prince to wake her up.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Oh, no, she's not. - Oh, yes, she is.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Oh, no, she isn't. - Oh, yes, she is!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Oh, no, she isn't.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Everybody.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Oh, yes, she is! - APPLAUSE

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Farwell, TTFN

0:13:33 > 0:13:36# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:36 > 0:13:38# But we'll be back again

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Na-na, na-na, na-na

0:13:41 > 0:13:42# Gigglebiz

0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Na-na, na-na, ho-ho-ho

0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Na-na, na-na, na-na, Gigglebiz

0:13:47 > 0:13:49# Na-na, na It's time to go

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:58 > 0:14:01# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Ho-ho!