0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Nah-nah-nah-nah, ho, ho, ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# Nah-nah-nah-nah, here we go. #
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Will Singalot,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Keith Fitt,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Professor Muddles,
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Sue Keeper,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and now, here's Arthur Sleep.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33HE SNORES
0:00:38 > 0:00:43Oh, he-he!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45What's going on? Where am I?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And now it's time for this...
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Sorry about that, Doreen, I was just resting my eyes.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Just taking five winks. Oh, heh-heh!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# I am a minstrel and I always sing a song
0:01:10 > 0:01:15# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong...#
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Right, you. Today I will impress the lovely Maid Marion
0:01:19 > 0:01:22and win a kiss by showing her my skills as a dancer.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25So, no interruptions. Got that?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27# Got that. #
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Good day, fair maid.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Is it not a fine morning for a dance?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34A dance? In the forest?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Of course. What better place?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41You'll be impressed by my fancy footwork.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I am quite brilliant.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50# He's not very good, not very good, he isn't very good. #
0:01:50 > 0:01:52No thanks.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'll deal with you later.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00My lady, I beg you.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, go on then.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Good Robin offered her his hand
0:02:05 > 0:02:06# But Marion stepped aside
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- # And danced with Little John instead who held his arms out wide... #- No!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# Then everybody danced around, then round and round again
0:02:15 > 0:02:18# As Marion danced a merry jig with all the merry men
0:02:18 > 0:02:23# Oh, fiddly-dee and fiddly-dum sing this song with me
0:02:23 > 0:02:27# Oh, fiddly-dum and fiddly-dee let's dance around the tree... #
0:02:27 > 0:02:29What about me?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33# Around the tree, around the tree, come dance around the tree
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# Fiddly-dum and fiddly-dee, dance around the tree
0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Come dance around the tree. #
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Thank you, everyone, you were wonderful.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Marion, you never danced with me. - See you soon.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50This is all your fault.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54# Oh, fiddly-dee and fiddly-dum, let's sing a song with me
0:02:54 > 0:03:00# Oh, fiddly-dum and fiddly-dee, let's dance around the tree. #
0:03:00 > 0:03:02That minstrel's got to go!
0:03:05 > 0:03:10And now the latest from the world of sport, it's Keith Fitt.
0:03:10 > 0:03:141,001, 1,002, 1,003...
0:03:14 > 0:03:15OK, stop there.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Howay, bairns, Keith Fitt in the studio here.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I'm just doing an exercise called "jumping jacks."
0:03:22 > 0:03:27I've been doing this for over 20 years, so I know what I'm doing.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33OK, where were we? Right. 1,003. Come on, then!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- HE CHUCKLES - That's it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Arthur, why don't you have a go?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41All right, Keith, I'll try anything once.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Right, jumping jacks, eh?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I tell you what - I like this.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Thanks, Doreen.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53News just in - it says we have a jumping jacks news update.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Over to Gail.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hello, Arthur.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02As you can see, everyone is getting fit doing those jumping jacks.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hey-hey! Everybody's doing it!
0:04:12 > 0:04:17The jumping jack craze could run for quite literally years.
0:04:26 > 0:04:32Now, just one last adjustment like so, and that should finish off...
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, dear! Where did that go?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't important.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Hello, there. I'm Professor Coddles...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I mean Cuddles... I mean Muddles.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Welcome to my laboratory.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50You're probably wondering why I'm wearing all this safety gear.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Well, it's because today I'll be looking at what makes us
0:04:53 > 0:04:57get dizzy when we spin around like this.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00He-ha! Great fun.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Oh, dear!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Well, I'm feeling a bit busy now...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I mean fizzy...
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I mean dizzy. Oh, steady, easy.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14As you can see, this is one of my latest inventions.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's called the No-Dizzy Helmet.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20You see, you switch it on like...so.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I'm going to take my glasses off. And then you pop it onto your head.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27That's it. Like that.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'm wearing the No-Dizzy Helmet.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I can spin around as fast
0:05:31 > 0:05:35and as many times as I like and I won't get dozy.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39I mean dizzy. Here we go...
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, yes - this is great. Faster, yes!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45CRASHING AND BANGING
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, well...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58What have we learnt today?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Well, spinning around to make yourself dizzy is probably not
0:06:02 > 0:06:07a very good idea, even wearing the No-Hizzy Delmet.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I mean the No-Dizzy Helmet.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'm Professor Muddles, goodbye...
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm OK.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19And now it's time for your giggles.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Why did the melon jump into the lake?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I don't know.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Cos it wanted to be a water melon.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29THEY LAUGH
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Right then, wildlife lovers, welcome to the tour.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'm your guide, Sue Keeper.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Today, we're going to see lots of wonderful...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Oh, what are they called? - Animals.- Yes!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Animals! Well done, young wildlife lover.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50First of all we're going to go...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hang on a second, ooh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Nobody panic, but I can see a lion.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00It's in your bag. Don't worry cos I know all about...
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Uh, what are they called? Um...
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Lions.- Lions, yeah.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08So, listen, everyone, come over here very slowly.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Don't look into its eyes. Go limp - that's it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15And I'll save you all. Well done.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Careful, you can't handle the lion.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- He's not real. He won't hurt you. - SHE SQUEALS
0:07:21 > 0:07:22He's attacking me.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Don't worry, I know how to wrestle a lion.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Run for your lives, wildlife lovers, quick, as fast as you can.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh...
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Can I have my lion back?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yes, of course you can, young wildlife lover.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's a good job I saved everyone.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I know all about tigers.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Lions.- Yes, those too.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Well, you and me then, eh?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Right...penguins!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- That way.- Oh, yeah. That way.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I love my job.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56And now this.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Yes, Arthur, everyone's still doing those jumping jacks.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11They're still going. Surely, they're getting tired?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36MUFFLED SQUEALS
0:08:44 > 0:08:46FOGHORN SOUNDS
0:08:58 > 0:09:01ANIMALS TWITTER AND FOGHORN SOUNDS
0:09:32 > 0:09:35We have many marvellous treasures here.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Thank you for bringing in these wonderful pieces, Mrs...?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Button.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Shall we start with this lovely painting?
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Well, as you can see,
0:09:47 > 0:09:52this painting is by the renowned landscape artist Ivor Palette.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56He quite often signed his name across the front of the picture
0:09:56 > 0:09:58but this one's odd...
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I think it may be on the back.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Let's have a look.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Mm, no, it's not there.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Which means the painting is actually worthless.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Moving on to this wonderful piece here, Mrs Burp. Tell me more.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Of course, there are not many vases like this.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20Vase? No, no, no, Mrs Bottom, this isn't a vase.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22No, this is a flowerpot.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27You can quite clearly see the flowers painted on the side.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Not much weight to it - quite hollow.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You can pick these up in the garden centre, these days.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35SHE SINGS INTO THE VASE
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Oh, I say, this is marvellous.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40We all know what this is, don't we?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, of course, it's a suit of armour.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45That's right, it's a suit of armour.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48This one is quite hollow, I believe.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Please, be very careful.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54If it falls apart, it takes ages to put it back together again.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Of course. Silly me.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Thank you so much for showing me around.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Have a good day, won't you?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, silly me! I've forgotten my handbag.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Where is my brain today?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Bye!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22News just in - it's silly time!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Hello, bookworms, good to see you.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Storybook Stan and welcome to the story corner.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Today, I'm going to be reading a story from one of these -
0:11:58 > 0:11:59it's a digital book.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Would you believe it?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Shall we get going?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- ELECTRONIC VOICE:- Once upon a time... - Hang on, who said that?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Once upon a time...- What's going on?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I'm reading the story.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18Hang on, I'm Storybook Stan. That's my job.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Not today it's not.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Now, where was I?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Wait a second!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Excuse me. How do I switch this thing off?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30BEEP Ah, that's got it.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32No.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Hang on a minute.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36BEEP There, that's it.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Sorry about that, viewers.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Listen, I think I shall choose a different book for today.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Hello, bookworms...
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Hang on a minute...
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Hello, I'm still switched on!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Ho-ho-ho!- Hang on a minute.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Wait - it's not time to go, is it?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59I haven't started the story yet. Goodbye, bookworms.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Hello! Down here!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06You thought that was good? Tke a look at this.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09It's still going on, Arthur.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Everyone is getting fit doing those jumping jacks.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17They're crazy.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Gail Force here. Back to the studio.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, Giggle, it's time to go
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:41 > 0:13:43# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# But we'll be back again
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, ho, ho, ho
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Nah-nah-nah, it's time to go
0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go
0:14:05 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go
0:14:09 > 0:14:11# Ho-ho. #
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