Episode 12

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Nah-nah-nah-nah, ho, ho, ho

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:15# Nah-nah-nah-nah, here we go. #

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Will Singalot,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Keith Fitt,

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Professor Muddles,

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Sue Keeper,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28and now, here's Arthur Sleep.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33HE SNORES

0:00:38 > 0:00:43Oh, he-he!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45What's going on? Where am I?

0:00:45 > 0:00:49Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52And now it's time for this...

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Sorry about that, Doreen, I was just resting my eyes.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Just taking five winks. Oh, heh-heh!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:06 > 0:01:10# I am a minstrel and I always sing a song

0:01:10 > 0:01:15# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong...#

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Right, you. Today I will impress the lovely Maid Marion

0:01:19 > 0:01:22and win a kiss by showing her my skills as a dancer.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25So, no interruptions. Got that?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27# Got that. #

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Good day, fair maid.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Is it not a fine morning for a dance?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34A dance? In the forest?

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Of course. What better place?

0:01:37 > 0:01:41You'll be impressed by my fancy footwork.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I am quite brilliant.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50# He's not very good, not very good, he isn't very good. #

0:01:50 > 0:01:52No thanks.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I'll deal with you later.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00My lady, I beg you.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, go on then.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Good Robin offered her his hand

0:02:05 > 0:02:06# But Marion stepped aside

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- # And danced with Little John instead who held his arms out wide... #- No!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15# Then everybody danced around, then round and round again

0:02:15 > 0:02:18# As Marion danced a merry jig with all the merry men

0:02:18 > 0:02:23# Oh, fiddly-dee and fiddly-dum sing this song with me

0:02:23 > 0:02:27# Oh, fiddly-dum and fiddly-dee let's dance around the tree... #

0:02:27 > 0:02:29What about me?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33# Around the tree, around the tree, come dance around the tree

0:02:33 > 0:02:36# Fiddly-dum and fiddly-dee, dance around the tree

0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Come dance around the tree. #

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Thank you, everyone, you were wonderful.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Marion, you never danced with me. - See you soon.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Oh!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50This is all your fault.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54# Oh, fiddly-dee and fiddly-dum, let's sing a song with me

0:02:54 > 0:03:00# Oh, fiddly-dum and fiddly-dee, let's dance around the tree. #

0:03:00 > 0:03:02That minstrel's got to go!

0:03:05 > 0:03:10And now the latest from the world of sport, it's Keith Fitt.

0:03:10 > 0:03:141,001, 1,002, 1,003...

0:03:14 > 0:03:15OK, stop there.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Howay, bairns, Keith Fitt in the studio here.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22I'm just doing an exercise called "jumping jacks."

0:03:22 > 0:03:27I've been doing this for over 20 years, so I know what I'm doing.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33OK, where were we? Right. 1,003. Come on, then!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- HE CHUCKLES - That's it.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Arthur, why don't you have a go?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41All right, Keith, I'll try anything once.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Right, jumping jacks, eh?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I tell you what - I like this.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Thanks, Doreen.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53News just in - it says we have a jumping jacks news update.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Over to Gail.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hello, Arthur.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02As you can see, everyone is getting fit doing those jumping jacks.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hey-hey! Everybody's doing it!

0:04:12 > 0:04:17The jumping jack craze could run for quite literally years.

0:04:26 > 0:04:32Now, just one last adjustment like so, and that should finish off...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, dear! Where did that go?

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't important.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Hello, there. I'm Professor Coddles...

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I mean Cuddles... I mean Muddles.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Welcome to my laboratory.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50You're probably wondering why I'm wearing all this safety gear.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Well, it's because today I'll be looking at what makes us

0:04:53 > 0:04:57get dizzy when we spin around like this.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00He-ha! Great fun.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Oh, dear!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Well, I'm feeling a bit busy now...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06I mean fizzy...

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I mean dizzy. Oh, steady, easy.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14As you can see, this is one of my latest inventions.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's called the No-Dizzy Helmet.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20You see, you switch it on like...so.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24I'm going to take my glasses off. And then you pop it onto your head.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27That's it. Like that.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'm wearing the No-Dizzy Helmet.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I can spin around as fast

0:05:31 > 0:05:35and as many times as I like and I won't get dozy.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I mean dizzy. Here we go...

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Oh, yes - this is great. Faster, yes!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45CRASHING AND BANGING

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Oh, well...

0:05:56 > 0:05:58What have we learnt today?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Well, spinning around to make yourself dizzy is probably not

0:06:02 > 0:06:07a very good idea, even wearing the No-Hizzy Delmet.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09I mean the No-Dizzy Helmet.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'm Professor Muddles, goodbye...

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm OK.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19And now it's time for your giggles.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Why did the melon jump into the lake?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25I don't know.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Cos it wanted to be a water melon.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29THEY LAUGH

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Right then, wildlife lovers, welcome to the tour.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'm your guide, Sue Keeper.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Today, we're going to see lots of wonderful...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Oh, what are they called? - Animals.- Yes!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Animals! Well done, young wildlife lover.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50First of all we're going to go...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Hang on a second, ooh!

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Nobody panic, but I can see a lion.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00It's in your bag. Don't worry cos I know all about...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Uh, what are they called? Um...

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Lions.- Lions, yeah.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08So, listen, everyone, come over here very slowly.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Don't look into its eyes. Go limp - that's it.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15And I'll save you all. Well done.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Careful, you can't handle the lion.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- He's not real. He won't hurt you. - SHE SQUEALS

0:07:21 > 0:07:22He's attacking me.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Don't worry, I know how to wrestle a lion.

0:07:25 > 0:07:29Run for your lives, wildlife lovers, quick, as fast as you can.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh...

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Can I have my lion back?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yes, of course you can, young wildlife lover.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's a good job I saved everyone.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42I know all about tigers.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Lions.- Yes, those too.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Well, you and me then, eh?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Right...penguins!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- That way.- Oh, yeah. That way.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I love my job.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56And now this.

0:07:56 > 0:08:01Yes, Arthur, everyone's still doing those jumping jacks.

0:08:06 > 0:08:11They're still going. Surely, they're getting tired?

0:08:35 > 0:08:36MUFFLED SQUEALS

0:08:44 > 0:08:46FOGHORN SOUNDS

0:08:58 > 0:09:01ANIMALS TWITTER AND FOGHORN SOUNDS

0:09:32 > 0:09:35We have many marvellous treasures here.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Thank you for bringing in these wonderful pieces, Mrs...?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Button.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Shall we start with this lovely painting?

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Well, as you can see,

0:09:47 > 0:09:52this painting is by the renowned landscape artist Ivor Palette.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56He quite often signed his name across the front of the picture

0:09:56 > 0:09:58but this one's odd...

0:09:58 > 0:10:00I think it may be on the back.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Let's have a look.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Mm, no, it's not there.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Which means the painting is actually worthless.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Moving on to this wonderful piece here, Mrs Burp. Tell me more.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Of course, there are not many vases like this.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20Vase? No, no, no, Mrs Bottom, this isn't a vase.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22No, this is a flowerpot.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27You can quite clearly see the flowers painted on the side.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Not much weight to it - quite hollow.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33You can pick these up in the garden centre, these days.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35SHE SINGS INTO THE VASE

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Oh, I say, this is marvellous.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40We all know what this is, don't we?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, of course, it's a suit of armour.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45That's right, it's a suit of armour.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48This one is quite hollow, I believe.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Please, be very careful.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54If it falls apart, it takes ages to put it back together again.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Of course. Silly me.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Thank you so much for showing me around.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Have a good day, won't you?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Oh, silly me! I've forgotten my handbag.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Where is my brain today?

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Bye!

0:11:18 > 0:11:22News just in - it's silly time!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Hello, bookworms, good to see you.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Storybook Stan and welcome to the story corner.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Today, I'm going to be reading a story from one of these -

0:11:58 > 0:11:59it's a digital book.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Would you believe it?

0:12:02 > 0:12:03Shall we get going?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07- ELECTRONIC VOICE:- Once upon a time... - Hang on, who said that?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Once upon a time...- What's going on?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13I'm reading the story.

0:12:13 > 0:12:18Hang on, I'm Storybook Stan. That's my job.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Not today it's not.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Now, where was I?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Wait a second!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Excuse me. How do I switch this thing off?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30BEEP Ah, that's got it.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32No.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Hang on a minute.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36BEEP There, that's it.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Sorry about that, viewers.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Listen, I think I shall choose a different book for today.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Hello, bookworms...

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Hang on a minute...

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Hello, I'm still switched on!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Ho-ho-ho!- Hang on a minute.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Wait - it's not time to go, is it?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59I haven't started the story yet. Goodbye, bookworms.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Hello! Down here!

0:13:02 > 0:13:06You thought that was good? Tke a look at this.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09It's still going on, Arthur.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Everyone is getting fit doing those jumping jacks.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17They're crazy.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Gail Force here. Back to the studio.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, Giggle, it's time to go

0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Farewell, TTFN

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# But we'll be back again

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, ho, ho, ho

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, Gigglebiz

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Nah-nah-nah, it's time to go

0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

0:14:05 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go

0:14:09 > 0:14:11# Ho-ho. #

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