Episode 13

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na-na-na-na-na ho ho ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na-na-na-na-na here we go!

0:00:14 > 0:00:15# Ho ho! #

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Rapids Johnson...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Will Barrow...

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Ug and Ig...

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Enrico Paso Doble...

0:00:26 > 0:00:29But first, here's King Flannel!

0:00:29 > 0:00:30HE CHUCKLES

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Right. Aha, here we are!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36A party invitation!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Fancy dress, woo-hoo!

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Right...

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Right, then. There we are.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Right, let's have some fancy dress.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Ooh, I say. Yes.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- "Hello!"- Exciting!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hang on a minute, I'm trying to get dressed!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Ooh, what do you think? Pink?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Or maybe another... I don't know!

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Augh. She... I'm a king! Oh, right. I'll dress as something else.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- What have we got?- How about this one?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Careful! Out of the way!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Aah!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Oh, yes, it's lovely. What do you think?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Now, what to do with my hair?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17What do you think, butler? Up or down?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19No...

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Oh, Flannel!- What, what?- Really! Get out of the way!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25You have a hat, I have to do make-up.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Mm!- What you doing?- Hello.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31What you...? Pfft!

0:01:31 > 0:01:32- Oh...- Achoo!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37A-Achoo!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Oh, oh!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, yes, that's nice, I'll try that.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42HE BLOWS HIS NOSE

0:01:42 > 0:01:45What? Oh, I see, yes, yes.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Oh, lovely.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Hey, what... What's she doing here?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Aha!- Oh!

0:01:53 > 0:01:55- My wig!- I'm mad!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I'm like a big candyfloss.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00- I want to go in...- Ahem.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh...fancy dress.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05BOTH: Ah!

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Come on, let's go!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Ha ha, yeah! HE CHUCKLES

0:02:11 > 0:02:13HE CHUCKLES

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Ta-da!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- Oh, look at us!- "Oh, yes..." - SHE CHUCKLES

0:02:17 > 0:02:19My name's Flannel.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Oh, hello, I'm Lady Chatalot!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- My lady.- Oh, yeah.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- We're off, bye!- Bye!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Going up!

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Hi, Rapids Johnson here.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42In search of the rare Mexican hat bear.

0:02:42 > 0:02:48Now, this bear is so rare that it has never, every been photographed.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Until now.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- WHISTLE - Hello.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56OK, now, this is the technology

0:02:56 > 0:03:00behind operation "Let's Take A Picture Of The Mexican Hat Bear."

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Now, this big red button here...

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Where's the big red button? I mean... Hang on a minute.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Look, it's camouflaged, what's the point in that?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11The bear will never see it! Ha ha ha.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Now, the bear presses the button, like so...

0:03:14 > 0:03:18and then I hear, "Bear!" through this tannoy speaker over here.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Let me demonstrate.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23OK, I'll be the Mexican hat bear. "Growl! I'm a Mexican hat bear.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27"I love hats, but I don't want anyone to take a picture of me."

0:03:27 > 0:03:29I'll press the button like so...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- SIREN BLARES - Bear!- There it is.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Now, I run over here, I pull this lever down like so...

0:03:34 > 0:03:39and then I flip this switch, which in turn operates this hidden camera.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Then, that takes a picture of the Mexican hat bear!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Genius! Ha ha!

0:03:44 > 0:03:48There. Now, this bear is very shy. I mean, it never goes out.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Well, it goes for a bit of hat shopping, I suppose, but anyway.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, it may take some time. Let's dig in and keep 'em peeled.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Let's go, good luck.

0:03:57 > 0:04:03SONG: "If You Go Down To The Woods Today"

0:04:04 > 0:04:06BEAR WHISTLES

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- SIREN BLARES - Bear!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13BEAR HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I don't believe it! The system, has fired!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, this is so exciting!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Keep calm, Rapids, you can handle this.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22CAMERA CLICKS

0:04:22 > 0:04:27That's the hidden camera! It's taken a photograph!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31This could be the first photograph in history of the Mexican hat bear.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Thank you very much, appreciate it. - You're welcome.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Hang on a minute! That's not the bear, it's me.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39How did that happen?

0:04:39 > 0:04:44Oh, no. This is Rapids Johnson, and THAT'S Rapids Johnson,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46saying keep 'em peeled.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48This took 18 months to set up.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I mean, I saved for two years for that camera.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57- Hi!- Hi, Justin.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Knock knock.- Who's there?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Ya.- Ya who?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Are you pleased to see me?! Woo-hoo!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Bye-bye!- Bye Justin.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21WOODPECKER DRILLS

0:05:49 > 0:05:51It's silly time!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Hello, Farmer Dung.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Oh, hello, there.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17What vegetables are you picking today?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Well, we've got a potato. Eh?

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Yeah, we loves 'em. Eh, Reg? Yeah, he loves 'em.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I hear you've got a song you like to sing while you pick potatoes.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Eh? There a song, Reg?

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Oh, the Potato Song! Yeah, good one, that. Heh heh.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Could we hear it, Farmer Dung?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36What, you want me to sing it?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I don't know. Reg? Yeah, he wants to do it!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42All right, then. Right, well, it goes like this. It goes...

0:06:42 > 0:06:43# One potato

0:06:43 > 0:06:45# Two potato

0:06:45 > 0:06:46# Three potato

0:06:46 > 0:06:47# Four. #

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Heh heh, doesn't it, Reg?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, Reg, you've fallen over!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Oh, you are a funny one, I don't know.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Where were we, Reg? Oh, yeah, five. Five, right, here we go.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02# Five potato

0:07:02 > 0:07:03# Six potato

0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Seven potato

0:07:05 > 0:07:06# More. #

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Aah, he's gone again!

0:07:08 > 0:07:12He's gone in the leeks, he's gone in the leeks, in the leeks!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Reg in the leeks.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Mind those leeks, Reg. Won't be able to harvest those.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Right, where were we? Nine. Right. Ooh, there's a big one here.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Agh!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25I'll get it. Here, Reg, give us a hand with nine.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Get it out. It's a big one. Here we are. After three.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29One, two, three, go!

0:07:32 > 0:07:33I've fallen over!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37See that? I don't know. That's a beauty, that is, eh, Reg?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Aah, he's gone in the barrow! He's gone in the barrow!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, and me fork!

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Me fork... And Reg! Oh, I don't know.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51My word.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, Doreen! Have you got any sugar?

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Honestly.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Ahem. Thank you, Doreen.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Oh, she means well.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55This is the home of Ug and Ig,

0:08:55 > 0:08:59where almost everything is made of rock.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00HE SLURPS

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ugh...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Do you like Ig's drinking bowl, Ug?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yeah, it's good...

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Ah!

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- You think you can make something better?- Yeah!- And bigger?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Big, big.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Yeah, really big. I go.... Argh!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Ta-da!- Nice mug, Ug.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Yeah, right, thanks.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Ig?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Mug's heavy...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Not supposed to lift.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48That's it.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Right, Ig. Right, get the other one and go - wahey! To me.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Yeah? All right.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yeah.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Aah!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58I've fallen. Help me!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, thanks.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh. All right, then.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ahhh!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hits the spot.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Cheers. Eh, what?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Ooh...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26I got it. Yeah, I got it... Oh!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Agh!

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Oh...

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Maybe it's better if you both drink through straws.

0:10:35 > 0:10:36Oh, yeah.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Well done, Ug.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Well done, Ig.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Oh, yeah.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49And now it's time for your giggles!

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- What's a crocodile's favourite game? - I don't know.

0:10:52 > 0:10:53Snap!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:14 > 0:11:16MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:11:40 > 0:11:43MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:11:50 > 0:11:53TELEPHONE RINGS

0:12:13 > 0:12:16TELEPHONE RINGS

0:13:26 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# We've had a lot of fun

0:13:29 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz

0:13:30 > 0:13:31# Ho ho

0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz giggle It's time to go

0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Cheerio ta-ta bye-bye

0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Farewell TTFN

0:13:42 > 0:13:44# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:44 > 0:13:47# But we'll be back again

0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:50 > 0:13:52# Na-na-na-na-na-na ho ho ho

0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Na-na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Na-na-na it's time to go

0:13:58 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# We've had a lot of fun

0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz Ho ho ho

0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz giggle It's time to go

0:14:10 > 0:14:11# Ho ho! #

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