0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Ho-ho! - 'Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19'Captain Adorable!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21'DIY Dan!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23'Sue Keeper!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25'Humphrey!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29'But first, here's Arthur Sleep!'
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Ahem! Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep with some breaking news.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38A monkey has been spotted flying above Batley town centre.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Police think it might be some sort of hot air baboon.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Hot air BABOON, eh?! I tell you, I'm wasted around here.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50That's another Arthur Sleep classic. And now, this.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Here we are, QT,
0:01:04 > 0:01:08more cabbage leaves for your space guinea pig.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Greetings, crew! Oh, Bottom! It's happened again!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh, God, don't worry, I can fix it.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16BANGING
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Get off!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Ah, panic over, I've fixed it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Afternoon, Captain Adorable. I'm preparing dinner,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- so mind that sack of potatoes. - Wise words, Bottom.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Sounds delicious. I think a... Argh! Ow!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Argh! Bottom!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Why didn't you tell me there were potatoes on the floor?
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Never mind. QT, situation report, please?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hang on a minute... QT?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46She's gone! And what is that, Bottom?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- It's a space guinea pig, Captain. - A space guinea pig?
0:01:49 > 0:01:54QT gone and a space guinea pig in her place? Oh, this is a disaster!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Captain, there is a very simple explanation...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00No, Bottom. You see, what's happened is,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03a whirlwind of space dust from the planet Zoig
0:02:03 > 0:02:07has entered our filtration system. QT has breathed the air in
0:02:07 > 0:02:11and she's transformed into a space guinea pig!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- I don't think that's quite right... SHOUTS:- All levels...
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Oh, excuse me. Ahem. All levels are normal.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21You'll be pleased to know that QT is alive.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24I mean, she's a bit furrier than normal,
0:02:24 > 0:02:26and her nose twitches a lot, but don't worry,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29we can save her and change her back to normal.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34- Captain, if I can step in here and explain...- There is no time, Bottom.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I'll go and get the reverse-o-matic X-ray blaster 3000.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I won't be a minute.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41HE SQUEALS
0:02:41 > 0:02:43It's OK, I'm all right!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Which is more than I can say for QT there.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Right, lift doors.
0:02:50 > 0:02:57A-ha! Behold, Bottom, the reverse-o-matic X-ray 3000 blaster!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Now, we have to take shelter, Bottom,
0:03:02 > 0:03:06while the X-rays convert the space guinea pig back to QT.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Right, switching it on.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Quick, Bottom, we've only got five seconds to get to the lift. Come on!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Argh! Ow!
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Who left all of these potatoes here? Quick, to the lift!
0:03:18 > 0:03:20MACHINE BLEEPS
0:03:23 > 0:03:25BLEEPING STOPS
0:03:25 > 0:03:28A-ha! Success, Bottom!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Welcome back, QT. Good to see you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36I knew I could rely on the old reverse-o-matic X-ray 3000 blaster.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Well done, Captain. - Nothing can trip me up, old pal.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Waa! Ooh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45No, Captain.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48'This is the captain. All is well.'
0:03:48 > 0:03:51And now, here's Keith Fitt.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Ha'way, bairns! Keith Fitt here.
0:03:54 > 0:04:00And today I'm helping oot my friend Arthur Sleep to get fit.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Right, OK, Arthur, a spot of running.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Come on, man, let's see what you've got. Keep up the pace, man.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12There he goes. Remember, no pain, no gain.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Come on, Arthur, let's see a burst of speed noo.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20That's it, Arthur, come on! Sweat it oot, man.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Remember, I've been a fitness trainer for over 20 year,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27so I know what I'm talking aboot. Go on, man!
0:04:27 > 0:04:33- Push that body to the limit, man! - I'm pushing, I'm pushing, Keith!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Ooh, ha'way, man! Y'all right doon there, Arthur?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Yeah, I'm absolutely fine, Keith.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Oh, no problem at all. I just run out of puff there.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45And now it's time to go over to someone else...
0:04:45 > 0:04:50I'm going to go and take a nap somewhere. I mean, I'm just...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Champion!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Oh! Hello, there, I'm Professor Piddles...
0:04:57 > 0:04:58I mean, Middles...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I mean, Muddles, and this is my laboratory.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yes, now, today...
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Today, I'm going to look at something very important indeed,
0:05:08 > 0:05:09recycling rubbish.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Ta-dah! Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:11 > 0:05:16I call it my auto-recycling sorter, and it is very, very clever.
0:05:16 > 0:05:22You see, this machine automatically sorts all of my recycling for me.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Eh? Clever stuff. And, even better than that...
0:05:25 > 0:05:27YELPS IN PAIN
0:05:27 > 0:05:32..my see-cycling rorter... I mean, my recycling sorter
0:05:32 > 0:05:35is powered by a bicycle.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38So it is all very good for the environment.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43As you can see, my bicycling powers the recycling.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Ha-ha!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46This is great fun.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50I'm going to cycle plaster. I mean, faster.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Off we go! Even faster!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Super-fast now! Woo-hoo!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- BANG! - Aieeee!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03CRASHING
0:06:06 > 0:06:12Oh! Oh, dear. Well, I think we've learned something today.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'll just put that down.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Make sure your bicycle stays attached to your recycling machine.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Oh, dear, I should start clearing up, really.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Oh, hello, there!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Knock-knock.- Who's there?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Justin.- Justin who?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Just-in the neighbourhood so I thought I'd drop by!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Ha-ha! Just-in the neighbourhood...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44No?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56'Today were going to show you how to brighten up
0:06:56 > 0:06:59'a piece of old furniture.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03'The first thing you need to do is take off all the old paint.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06'For that, you'll need some sandpaper.'
0:07:09 > 0:07:12'This may take some time.'
0:07:13 > 0:07:17'But that sanding will be worth it, because, hey presto,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19'the paint is gone.'
0:07:25 > 0:07:31'The next step is to replace some of those boring old handles.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34'For this job, you'll need glue and a hammer.'
0:07:36 > 0:07:40'Squirt a small amount of glue onto the handle.'
0:07:41 > 0:07:45'Make sure you have the correct handle.'
0:07:51 > 0:07:57'Handles in place, all you have to do now is varnish it.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00'You'll need some varnish and a brush.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03'Carefully apply the varnish to the furniture.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05'This is hard work,
0:08:05 > 0:08:09'and you may need to take a break.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12'Be careful, though. That varnish is pretty sticky.'
0:08:12 > 0:08:14FABRIC RIPS
0:08:17 > 0:08:21'You might need to change if you have any accidents.'
0:08:25 > 0:08:30'And there you have it, your chest of drawers is as good as new.'
0:08:35 > 0:08:37'Job done!'
0:08:38 > 0:08:42News just in, it's silly time!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46SILLY MUSIC
0:09:02 > 0:09:06There we are, this way, wildlife lovers. Oh, there we are.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Now, gather round. I'm so excited about these animals.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12They're my favourite, you know.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Now, these are, of course, hamsters, yes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Now, hamsters are furry, they have 72 teeth,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and they're particularly good examples of hamsters.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- You see, they're furry... - Excuse me?
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Yes, wildlife lover? What is it? - Erm, those aren't hamsters.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I beg your pardon?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Those animals aren't hamsters, they're reindeer.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Reindeer!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39What's the difference?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Well, hamsters don't have antlers on their heads, reindeer do.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47I've never heard anything so silly! Of course they do!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Father Christmas uses 12 happy hamsters with big antlers
0:09:51 > 0:09:54to pull his sleigh at Christmas time,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57deliver the presents to you and you, yes.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Father Christmas' sleigh isn't pulled by hamsters!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Of course it is!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Everyone knows the hamsters' names.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08There's Twiddler, there's Sniffler,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- there's little Scrappy... - It's pulled by reindeer!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14You are funny! I don't know!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I've got a good idea, why don't we pretend to be Father Christmas
0:10:18 > 0:10:21and his happy 12 hamsters? Come on, everyone, line up.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26That's it. Don't forget to hold your antlers up high, that's it!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Higher than that! You can be Rudolph!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Come on, everyone, off we go! # Jingle bells...! #
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Oh, brilliant! I love my job!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39'And now it's time for your giggles!'
0:10:40 > 0:10:43What did you call a fish with no eyes?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- I don't know.- A fsh!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27HE SIGHS
0:11:40 > 0:11:42HUMPHREY SNIFFS
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Ah!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47HUMPHREY SNIFFS
0:11:51 > 0:11:52HE SNIFFS
0:11:54 > 0:11:55DOG WHINES
0:12:27 > 0:12:29SPLASH!
0:12:33 > 0:12:34HE SIGHS
0:13:17 > 0:13:18HE SIGHS
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Farwell, TTFN
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# But we'll be back again
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Na-na-na It's time to go
0:13:54 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:02 > 0:14:04# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
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