Episode 15

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Nah, nah, nah, nah, ho, ho, ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Nah, nah, nah, nah, here we go. #

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz,

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Will Barrell,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ug and Ig,

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Storybook Stan,

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Nana Knickerbocker,

0:00:26 > 0:00:28and now here's Ann Teak.

0:00:29 > 0:00:34CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:00:55 > 0:01:00Hmm! Excuse me. I'm just having a well-deserved break.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Now, what have you got here for me, Mr...?- Chapman.- Hmm.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh, how intriguing and beautiful.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Do you know what it is? - Yes, I do...

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Well, let me tell you, Mr Cheese On Toast,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- this is a piggy bank. - And it's very valuable.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19Yes. Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I am the expert.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I'll decide on that.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Now, these piggy banks would have been used for saving

0:01:25 > 0:01:27money in the olden days.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Let me demonstrate.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Now I've got here a 20p.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Now, if I wanted to save the 20p,

0:01:34 > 0:01:40I would simply cast the coin into the slot of the piggy bank, like so.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oh, did you hear the lovely ring?

0:01:42 > 0:01:47And then I would wait for a rainy day to be over and treat myself...

0:01:47 > 0:01:50by simply turning over the piggy bank

0:01:50 > 0:01:52and retrieving the coin by popping - oh!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Hang on a minute. There's supposed to be a hole here.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- That's because it's hidden. Would...?- What?

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Would you be careful with that?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- It's worth a lot to me.- My 20 pence? It's mine!

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- No, not your 20p. My piggy bank, it's worth a lot of...- Oh.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Ah-ha! Look at that, Mr Chip Shop.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13What a relief. My 20p is in perfect order.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16That piggy bank was expensive.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Ah! Well, that's where you're wrong, Mr Chapman,

0:02:19 > 0:02:25you see, because I'm afraid it's absolutely worthless. Take care now.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Next!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Ooh!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43BUTTERFLY SLURPS

0:02:47 > 0:02:51BUTTERFLY LAUGHS

0:02:57 > 0:02:58HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and this is the news.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Last night, thieves broke into a town centre wig shop

0:03:06 > 0:03:09and stole all the wigs.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Police say they are combing the area. HE LAUGHS

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Combing the area! Doreen, did you get that one?

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Of course you didn't. You never... I don't know. Honestly...

0:03:19 > 0:03:24Now over to a man with a fine head of hair, definitely not a wig.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27It's Keith Fit with the sport. Keith, what have you got?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30999.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33And a thousand. Oh!

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Away, bairns, didn't see you there.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Keith Fit here and, as you can see,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41despite being stuck in the TV studio,

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Keith always keeps up an intensive fitness programme.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Now today, I'm doing the good old-fashioned press-up...

0:03:48 > 0:03:52and they're great for improving your fitness all over your body,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54particularly this set of...

0:03:54 > 0:03:57These are called the...

0:03:57 > 0:03:58You know, muscles.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01And then of course it holds...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03The... The...

0:04:04 > 0:04:07The tummy...in.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Right! Now... I usually do more than a thousand press-ups every day.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Don't worry. I've been doing it for over 20 year.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17You don't have to do as many as me. OK. Where were we?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20OK. 1,001...

0:04:20 > 0:04:231,002... 1,000...

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh, dear. You all right, Keith?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Erm, that's my new record. Champion!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Ah! Hello there.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Knock, knock.- Who's there?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Cash.- Cash who?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Oh, no, thank you, but I'd like a peanut.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47- LAUGHTER Bye-bye!- Bye, Justin.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Hey, hang on. What about my peanut?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Now let's go back to long, long ago.

0:04:56 > 0:05:01This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything is made of rock.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05HE GROANS

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Hiya. Hi, Ig.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Ig's playing snakes and ladders today, Ug.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Ah!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20You think you can make something better?

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Yeah!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- And bigger?- Yeah, big. Big!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Tah-dah! Ig!

0:05:36 > 0:05:37Ah, you've made a die, Ug.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Oh!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Lift.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Ah.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Right! Haha!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Come on.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Ooh! That's good.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Er...right.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I just... Oh, no, no, no!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01HE GROANS

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Can you help me?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, all right.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Ah, right. I'll roll it. Arg!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Right. Where were we?

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Ooh!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25This one! Yeah.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27HE GROANS

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Oh-oh. Er... Where's the game?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Haha!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43That's a good idea, Ig. You've turned it into a chair.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well done, Ug.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Well done, Ig.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Oh, thanks.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It's silly time!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Ooh!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41BUTTERFLY WHISTLES

0:07:49 > 0:07:52BUTTERFLY SLURPS

0:07:55 > 0:07:58BUTTERFLY LAUGHS

0:08:09 > 0:08:11And now it's time for your giggles.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14What did one eye say to the other eye?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I don't know.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Something between us smells.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Oh, yes! Oh, hello, everyone.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I'm Storybook Stan... Oh! Oh, deary me!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Nearly went over the top. I'll tend to that later.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45I'm Storybook Stan and you must be the bookworms.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50Welcome to Story Corner. Now we've got a real treat.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'm laughing already

0:08:52 > 0:08:58because today I'm going to read you a very funny story.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00It's one of my favourites.

0:09:00 > 0:09:07Now this book's particularly funny because even I know what's coming.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10The beginning's very funny.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, sorry, sorry!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16I... All right, now calm down, Stan.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Right, here we go. Once upon a time...

0:09:18 > 0:09:23HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Nearly spilled my tea!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I can't read...

0:09:31 > 0:09:34HE CONTINUES LAUGHING

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I fell off the chair!

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Wait. Hang on a minute. Have we run out of time?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Oh!

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Oh!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12BUTTERFLY WHISTLES

0:10:12 > 0:10:14DRILLING NOISE

0:10:19 > 0:10:20BIRD CHIRPS

0:10:23 > 0:10:28BUTTERFLY SLURPS

0:10:29 > 0:10:32BUTTERFLY LAUGHS

0:10:46 > 0:10:51And now, Nana Knickerbocker in today's panto, Cinderella.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59Oh, everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker...

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Oh, ho-ho-ho! I am here. Nana Knickerbocker has arrived.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05APPLAUSE

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Ready to dance with Prince Charming. Where is he?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Is this it? Honestly.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Where are the canapes and...?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Oh, really? Oh! These biscuits are dry, aren't they?

0:11:15 > 0:11:20- I've been to better balls than this. - I thought it was a coffee morning.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Oh, really? Oh, hello, you two.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Well, I see you haven't quite come in your best frocks, have you?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Honestly! Where's Prince Charming and Cinderella?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33They should have been here ages ago. Have you seen the time?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Look... Oh, dear. It's nearly midnight.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38We all know what happens when the clock strikes 12.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Is it anything to do with biscuits?

0:11:41 > 0:11:45No! Cinderella, she's got to be at home, hasn't she? By midnight.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh, where is she? I mean... Oh! It's Cinderella at last.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Where have you been?! It's nearly 12 o'clock.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Do you know what that means? - Oh, is it time for lunch?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56What? I do the jokes. No!

0:11:56 > 0:12:01It means we've got to get you home before your ugly sisters arrive.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Come on, you! Let's go! Oh, I say!

0:12:03 > 0:12:07I gave them the boot. COMEDY DRUM ROLL

0:12:07 > 0:12:11That's comedy gold. Ooh! What is this I see?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Ooh, it's a shoe. Ooh!

0:12:14 > 0:12:19And whomever the shoes fits shall marry the handsome prince.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Come on, Cinderella. That's it. Sit down.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25It's the last scene. It's the big ending. There we are.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Give me your foot. There we go. Right, here we go. There.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33SHE GRUNTS

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Oh, it fits. It fits!

0:12:35 > 0:12:38You shall marry the prince.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Ooh! Here he comes now!

0:12:41 > 0:12:46- That's Ray, the caretaker. - Come on, Cinders, go to him.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh, I love a good wedding.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53That's it. Well, hold hands. Hold hands.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Yes, there we are.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57And they lived happily ever after.

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Take a bow. Take a bow.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Thank you. APPLAUSE

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Tough crowd.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

0:13:14 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Farewell, TTFN

0:13:21 > 0:13:27# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Nah, nah, nah, nah, ho, ho, ho

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, Gigglebiz

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Nah, nah, nah, it's time to go

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, we've had a lot of fun

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho, ho, ho

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, and now it's time to go

0:13:46 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, giggle, it's time to go

0:13:50 > 0:13:52# Ho-ho. #

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