Episode 17

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:17 > 0:00:19King Flannel!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Storybook Stan!

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Ug and Ig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Rapids Johnson!

0:00:25 > 0:00:28But first, it's time for Humphrey!

0:02:15 > 0:02:16HONK!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22HONK! HONK!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28HONK!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Aaa-chooo!

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Aa-chooo!

0:02:47 > 0:02:48Aaa-choo!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Aaa-chooo!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Ugh.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Hello! I'm Arthur Sleep. Here's the news.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Breaking... - PHONE RINGS

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hang on, excuse me.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Hello!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52What's that?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54You don't say?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56You don't say?!

0:03:57 > 0:03:58You don't say?!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, what was that, Doreen?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Who was that on the phone?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05They didn't say.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Ha-ha! Yeah! Woo!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Da-ra-da-ra-da!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Ahem!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Eh?!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I'm the king! Urgh!

0:04:28 > 0:04:29AHEM!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oh!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Ah...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Mmmm. Yeah, all right. I'm coming, yes.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yes, right, right.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Yes, milady.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Ooooh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Hmm...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I'm going to go with this one...

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Ahh...

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ah!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Won't be a minute, dear.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59He-he!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Ha-ha-ha! Oh! Wahey!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Ah-aarr!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Ahhh...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24What's that?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Oh, ha-ha!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Hey! What?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Ha-ha-ha!- Oh, no!

0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Ah-ha!- Ah-ha!

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Ahh, yes. Yes. There we go.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Ladies first.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Cheers.- Cheers.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Oh! He's got crumbs!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Argh!

0:06:08 > 0:06:11And now it's time for your giggles!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Why was six scared of seven?

0:06:15 > 0:06:16I don't know.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Because seven ATE nine.

0:06:28 > 0:06:29Hello, Farmer Dung.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Eh? What? Oh! He'rro there!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34What have you got there?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Well, we got a blade a grass!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, Reg got a blade of grass!

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- I got a blade of grass!- What are you going to do with them?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46We'll show you, right? Ready, Reg? Go on, you have a go. Watch this.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49LITTLE TOOT!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Ha-ha! You hear that?!

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- I see! And what about you, Farmer Dung?- Here we go.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Ready? Here we go.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58LOUD HONK!

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Ha-ha, you hear that, Reg? That's a funny sound!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Go on, have another go.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05LITTLE TOOT!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09He still don't got it! He try it, though.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10My go, here we go.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13LOUD HONK!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oh, that's not bad, was it, Reg? Ha-ha!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Go on, show them one more.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20LITTLE TOOT!

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Ha-ha! He still can't get it. One more for the pot, here we go.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27LOUD HONK!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Oh, that was a high one, wasn't it? Eh?! Ha-ha!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Reg's went toot! And mine went HONK!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Ha-ha! Reg...

0:07:35 > 0:07:40Ha-ha! Oh, he fall over! He fall over in the grass!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, Reg. Look at that. A blade a grass.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47You getting up? No, no, he's not getting up. Ha-ha!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50It's silly time!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Ho-ho-ho... Oh, hello, bookworms!

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Storybook Stan here, and today we've got a real treat for you -

0:08:19 > 0:08:24a wonderful, much-loved fairytale. It's called Jack and the Beanstalk.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27OK. Are you sitting comfortably?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Come on, let's begin, shall we?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Eh? Hang on a minute!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Um, well, see... The thing is...

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Well, there was this beanstalk and it was called Jack...

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Hang on a minute. The ugly sisters took Cinderella to the ball...

0:08:42 > 0:08:47I don't know what's going on! I need some glue and I'll be all right.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49The beanstalk lived happily ever after.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53See you next time, bookworms! Oh, dear.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Howay, bairns! Keith Fitt here!

0:08:56 > 0:09:01And I'm having a tug o' war with me mate Arthur Sleep in the studio!

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Ha-ha! Don't try this at home. - Heave!

0:09:04 > 0:09:09I've been beating Arthur Sleep at the tug o' war for over 20 year

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- and I've not lost yet. Ready, Arthur? Big pull!- Oh, dear!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17I'm losing again. Doreen! Can you give us a hand?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Doreen?! Not Doreen!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Thanks, Doreen. One big tug. Ready? Here we go.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Whoa, man!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31And that's how to win a tug o' war, eh, Keith?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I let you win there, Arthur.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Ooh!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Champion.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Ooh, me back.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42KNOCK KNOCK

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Hi!- Hiya! Knock, Knock...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Who's there?- Mikey!- Mikey who?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Mikey doesn't fit the door.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I know, because you don't live here.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, yeah, sorry. Bye!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Bye, Justin!

0:10:00 > 0:10:05This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything is made of rock.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Are you and Ug off for a walk, Ig?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Uh! Uh!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Hello, Ug.- Uh, hi!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Hi, Ig.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Oohhh!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Do you like Ig's walking shoes?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yeah!

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Ah-ha!- You want to make a pair of shoes for yourself?- Yeah!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Better than Ig's?- Yeah!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- And bigger?- Big.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Ah-ha! Yeah!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh! Argh!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Ta-da!

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Ooh. Nice boots, Ug.- Yeah. Right...

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Huh?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Enjoy your walk.- Yeah.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Argh!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ooh. Thanks, Ig.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Whoa!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Oh, dear, Ug. Are those boots a bit heavy?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Nah!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Come on, then, let's go for a walk!

0:11:13 > 0:11:14I can't move.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Give me a hand, Ig.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30This is going to take a long time, isn't it?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yeah, what we going to do?

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Good idea. Look, Ug. Ig's got some walking sandals for you.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh, thanks, Ig!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Ah-ha! Yeah!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Right, shall we go?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Thanks. Come on, then. Let's go.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Have a nice...

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Ow! ..trip.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Ig? Which...? You going that way?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Hello! Rapids Johnson here,

0:12:13 > 0:12:17in search of the big brown rambling bear -

0:12:17 > 0:12:21a bear that just loves to ramble in comfortable shoes.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23So, this bear loves dense countryside

0:12:23 > 0:12:25and, as you can see, well,

0:12:25 > 0:12:29we're in pretty dense countryside here. I say! I'm over here!

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Don't worry, I'm a professional. I know how to get across this stuff.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Now, the best way is to go over, but, in this case,

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I'm actually going to crawl under.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Now, first of all, we put our hands through like so.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Now, I have the advantage of being very thin, so I should be able

0:12:47 > 0:12:51to wriggle through like a snake in no time at all...

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, I seem to have got stuck.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58I may have had a little bit too much bush tucker at lunchtime.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Well, don't worry, everyone.

0:13:00 > 0:13:06- I'll find the brown rambling bear or my name's not Rapids...- Johnson!

0:13:06 > 0:13:11Yes, Johnson, that's it. Keep 'em peeled, won't you?

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Anyone?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Hello? Hello?

0:13:15 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Farwell, TTFN

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# But we'll be back again

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:56 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:14:00 > 0:14:01Ho-ho!