Episode 18

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Keith Fitt,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Captain Adorable,

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Farmer Dung,

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Nana Knickerbocker,

0:00:25 > 0:00:29and here's Enrique Pasadoble!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hello there, Farmer Dung.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh! He'rro there!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08What are you up to today?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10We've got a radio-controlled wheelbarrow!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13The Turbo 3001 Wheelbarrow?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- What does it do, Farmer Dung? - Watch this.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Right, hold tight! Look.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21VROOM!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Look, I can make him go forwards...

0:02:28 > 0:02:30There he goes.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I can make him go backwards.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hi, Raj!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Ha-ha! And I've got a turbo button!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Watch this. Ready?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41There we go! Hi, Raj!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43CRASH!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45You all right, Raj?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52Oh! Here's Raj! Oh! Raj, where you been?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Ha-ha-ha! Come and look! Raj!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Ha-ha! Oh, Raj!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I don't believe you!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05You are funny, Raj!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Do you want another go?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Well, that's the last

0:03:23 > 0:03:26of Captain Adorable's toys cleared away, QT.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Ah! Greetings, crew!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ha-ha! Now, today...

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Argh!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Now, today, is a very special day.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43It's big, Bottom. Ha!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45You see, we have a special visitor.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yes, the Ambassador...

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Argh!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53A little bit of cape trouble here.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Ah!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Ah, well, well done, team.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Now, it's important that we impress our special visitor today.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Ambassador... Uh, what's his name?

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Hot dog, Captain?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Ah, yes, of course, Bottom. Ambassador Hot Dog.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'll see if he's on his way.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Ambassador, can you hear me?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18It's Captain... Hello? There's no-one there.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Perhaps you can't get signal. - Ah, right. Of course.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'll just adjust the aerial.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Ambassador, it's Captain Adorable. How are you? Hello?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30There's still no-one there! Which can only mean one thing!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32He's here already!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Ambassador Hot Dog! Oh! Welcome, welcome.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Thank you for visiting our humble ship.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Ambassador, allow me to show you around...

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Argh!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50What's going on? Where's the Ambassador?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- He's fine, Captain, he's fine. - Bottom, thank you.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Ambassador, I apologise.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Where were we? This is Bottom, of course, and this is our bridge...

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Argh! Oh!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Who put this chair here? Ambassador?!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- He's fine, Captain.- So sorry.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Ambassador hasn't got any time to chat, Bottom. Honestly!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13He's on a tight schedule. Ambassador Hot Dog, I apologise.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Here is the bridge and our scientific expert, QT.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Ah!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Oh, no, he's stuck down the suction hole. We must save him.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Which button is it, QT? I'm trying to save him!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ah-ha! Problem solved.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Ambassador Hot Dog? - I've got him. He's fine.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Perhaps the Ambassador would like to go home now.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Yes, I think you might be right there, Bottom.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40He's had a busy day, of course. Farewell, Ambassador Hot Dog.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Safe journey.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44You know, Bottom,

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I don't believe that was the real Ambassador, after all.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50I think the real Ambassador's name is...

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Gateau, Captain? - Yes, exactly. Ambassador Gateau!

0:05:54 > 0:05:58Yes, I'll give him a call straightaway, see if he's on his way.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Hello?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- There's no-one there.- No!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05This is the Captain. All is well.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09And now it's time for your giggles!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Where do lions get their clothes?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I don't know.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16The JUNGLE sale.

0:06:21 > 0:06:26And now the latest from the world of sport. It's Keith Fitt!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Ya-way! Keith Fitt here!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Today, we're working in the gymnasium!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Now, I've been working in here for over 20 years,

0:06:36 > 0:06:39so I know what I'm talking about. Today, I'm going to show you

0:06:39 > 0:06:44how to do the straddle vault. You hurl your body over the vault

0:06:44 > 0:06:46and land on the other side safely.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49This is one of my prodigies, Vanessa.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51I've been working with her for over 20 year, too.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Taught her everything she knows. She's going to demonstrate.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Vanessa, take it away, pet.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Not bad, eh? Although we can work on that landing a bit.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You know, just technique.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Now I'm going to show you how to do it properly. A pro, like.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Cos I've been jumping over vaults for over 20 year,

0:07:15 > 0:07:16so I know how to jump.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19It's all in the preparation. OK, here we go.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Gymnastics away, man! Come on! Let's have ya!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, no!

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Oh, man. Easy, pet. OK, yeah, I can do it.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, man, bit sore.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37And that's how you straddle vault.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Next week, we're going to be working on the beam.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Champion.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's silly time!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13This is the home of Ug and Ig,

0:08:13 > 0:08:16where almost everything is made of rock.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Hi! Hi, Ig. Oh!

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Hello, Ug. It's Ig's birthday today.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Oh! Yeah!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Do you like his pebble people?- Shh!

0:08:27 > 0:08:30(Over there. Surprise!)

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Ig, Ig!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Don't look! Go on, off you go.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Over there, go on. Out of the way.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Ig, Ig, Ig!

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Go on, outside to play.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Has he gone? Ah, good.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Have you got Ig a present?- Oh...

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Ta-da!- A rock. Of course.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02That's what all the paper and string is for. You're going to wrap it up.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, yeah.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Right...

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ta-da!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Ug, I think Ig's on his way back.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, Ig! Ig! Wait...

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Ug, you've left the present on the table.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Sorry, Ig.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Ah, Ig's found it.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52But what can he do with a big rock, Ug?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Hang on!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Yeah!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Of course.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Ug's made a big pebble person for your little pebble people, Ig.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Now they're a family.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah, thanks.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Hi!- Hi, Justin!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Knock, knock.- Who's there?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26- Alex!- Alex who?

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Alex-plain later. Bye!

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Bye, Justin!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36And now, Nana Knickerbocker in today's panto -

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Jack And The Beanstalk!

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Oh, I say! Plants, trees...

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Oh, it must be Jack And The Beanstalk.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Oh, and here he is, young Jack. Hello, young Jack.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52I suppose you and your mother have no food for the table. Aw!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55No, we're fine. We had fish and chips last night.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I'm sure that's not your line. Never mind. We'll carry on.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Your mother sent you out into the big wide world

0:11:01 > 0:11:04to sell your prized cow, didn't she, Jack?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05My name's Kieran.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Oh, deary me. It's Jack, it's Jack. We're losing them!

0:11:09 > 0:11:14I suppose you sold your cow for some magic beans, didn't you, Jack?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Um, I didn't.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Oh, yes, you did!

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Oh...no, I didn't.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Yes, you did. Remember? There's your beans.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Remember, they grew into a huge beanstalk. Here it is.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31And, Jack, you know what's at the top of the beanstalk!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33It's a...

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Oh, dear, it's the giant!

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- TANNOY:- Staff announcement. - Oh, and there he is now!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Jack, he's after you. You'd better run.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Would Kieran come to till 4, please? That's Kieran to till 4.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Yeah, I'd better run. - Oh, good idea, Jack. Run, Jack!

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Run back to your mother!

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Oh, and don't forget this, look! Take the golden goose! There we are.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's the giant's but he'll never know. Off you go!

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- Right, um, I'll put this through the till.- You what?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh, that Jack, he's a silly boy, isn't he?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Honestly! Selling his cow for a bunch of magic beans.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I would never do that to Daisy. By the way, where is Daisy?

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Has anyone seen her? Daisy?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17I mean, I don't... Ooh!

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I say, there you are, my darling.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Excuse me, madam.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25There are no cows allowed in the garden centre.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28Oh, it's the giant, everyone! Look out! Big...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30You're quite small, aren't you?

0:12:30 > 0:12:34I was expecting someone very big with lots of hair.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38You look like the box office manager. Oh, dear. Quick, run, Jack! Let's go!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Flee! Run for your lives! Daisy!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Moo!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Come back here!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Come back!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Come back!- Come on, Jack! We're almost there. You can do it!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, I'm out of puff.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Go on, run home, young man! Run back to your mother!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Oh, I do like a happy ending.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Well done. Yes, good show. Take a bow, everyone.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Thank you!

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Come on, Daisy. Next show in two hours. And get some stilts.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Look a bit more ooh-gianty.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Farwell, TTFN

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# But we'll be back again

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:45 > 0:13:49# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:49 > 0:13:51# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:51 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:59 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Ho-ho!

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