0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Gail Force...
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Ann Teak...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Storybook Stan...
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Will Singalot...
0:00:25 > 0:00:28But now it's time for DIY Dan!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Need a spice rack?
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Well, to make your own spice rack, you'll need wood, glue,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56a hammer and nails.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59And, of course, have your spice jars handy,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02so you know how big your spice rack needs to be.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Be careful with the pepper jar - pepper makes you sneeze.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Aa... Aa...
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Aa...!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Achoo!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Gather up your materials.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21First thing you need to do
0:01:21 > 0:01:24is to glue all the edges of your spice rack.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Mind that pepper.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Aa...
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Aa...
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Aa...!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ohh...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Achoo!
0:01:35 > 0:01:41If you spill a little glue, just remove objects that might get stuck.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47This may take some time.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49BOING!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Achoo!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Achoo!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Aa... Aa... Achoo!
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Aa.. Achoo!
0:02:10 > 0:02:15And there we have it. Your finished spice rack.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19All you need to do now is put your spices on the spice rack.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Job done.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31BOING!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36And now it's time for your giggles!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Why didn't the shark eat the clown?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I don't know.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Because he tasted funny.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Ahem. Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55And now it's time for a special report
0:02:55 > 0:02:58from a lady some might call "a force to be reckoned with".
0:02:58 > 0:03:01It's Gail. Did you see what I did there?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03"Gail", cos it's "gale force". Get it?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Doreen, did... No, you didn't get it, did you?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I've had enough today.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I think I'm going to have a half day, Doreen. Hold all my calls.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Hello there, I'm Gail Force, and I'm very excited,
0:03:15 > 0:03:19because tonight Rocking Eddie himself will be performing live
0:03:19 > 0:03:24here at the concert hall. Hooray! Eddie, Eddie, Eddie!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Ooh... And I'm just hearing I'm going to be interviewing
0:03:27 > 0:03:30two of Eddie's biggest fans!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, er, two fans for Rocking Eddie.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Oh, well, er, you ARE big fans.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Um, are you looking forward to the show?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Um, heh, they're just being cool... Cool fans.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Back to the studio.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50PHONE RINGS
0:03:52 > 0:03:55HARPSICHORD MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Come along, my group, that's it. Hurry up.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Don't dawdle there, sir. Right, plenty to see.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Hurry up at the back! There.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Gather round, won't you? There we are.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26All right, not too close!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Now, have a look at this splendid piece.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32This is, of course, an antique table.
0:04:32 > 0:04:38Now, this particular table quite often had a secret compartment to it.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Now, "Where is it?" I hear you cry.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Well, being an antiques expert, I know exactly where to look.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46If you just gently tap...
0:04:46 > 0:04:47BANG! BANG!
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Hmm, yes, I think we'll find the secret compartment...
0:04:53 > 0:04:54BOING!
0:04:54 > 0:04:59Ah. Would have been there. But this table doesn't seem to have one.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Which obviously makes it even more valuable.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'll just pop that in there.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06There. Now, back to the table.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Now, can anyone tell me what these are, lying on top of the table?
0:05:10 > 0:05:15No, I thought not. Well, these are, of course, antique plates.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17And here's a little tip for you.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22You can tell how valuable a plate is by simply tapping it
0:05:22 > 0:05:26gently on the side of a hard surface, like so...
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Yes, well, ha ha...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32As you can hear, that tinkly sound on the floor,
0:05:32 > 0:05:36that does mean that this plate is very valuable.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Now, sadly, this place sitting is now, of course, incomplete,
0:05:41 > 0:05:46so I shall pop it very safely into the drawer, like so.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47There.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Now, "How do we date the table?" I hear you cry.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Well, don't worry, I can date it, because I am an expert.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Let's have a look at the leg, or the "leggage," as I like to say.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02If we have a look at this particular leg over here,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'll just give it a gentle pull, like so...
0:06:05 > 0:06:07BOING! And we can...
0:06:08 > 0:06:12..clearly see it says 17... I say, over here.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Yes, 1796.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's a very valuable table.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Well, moving on - come on! Hurry up. Choccy biccies at the end.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Hi, there!- Hi, Justin!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33- Knock knock.- Who's there?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Olive.- Olive who?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Olive next door. Nice to meet you.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Bye-bye!- Bye, Justin!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Er...where's my key? Oh, no!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50News just in. Police are on the lookout for criminals
0:06:50 > 0:06:52who are stealing newsreaders' chairs.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Doreen, we'll have to keep a sharp lookout for that.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Oh, yes! Hang on a minute. Why's my desk moved over there?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Doreen, can we fix that, please?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03And now this.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, hello, bookworms!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Storybook Stan here,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and today I'm going to read you a real classic fairy tale.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Little Red Riding Hood.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Now, are you sitting comfortably? Good.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Actually, I'm not, because - I tell you what,
0:07:21 > 0:07:25I haven't got my slippers on - my feet have been barking all day.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Hang on a minute, I'll just get 'em for you. There you go.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Got some slippers, lovely.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Right, I'll be with you in a minute, bookworms.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Oh, wonderful. There you go. Ha ha! There.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Now, once upon a... Oh, tell you what, this is a bit slippy, this.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I need a cushion. I'll just get a small cushion.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I won't be a minute, bookworms. SLIPPERS SQUEAK
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ah, got one! Don't worry. There we are.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Right! I'll just sit onto this...
0:07:52 > 0:07:56There we are. There we go.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Now, once upon a...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Hang on a minute, I can't even see you, bookworms!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Are you down there? Whoa!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Hang on a minute, whoa! Oh, that does it!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Right, I just need the book, of course.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10There we are, I've got the book, don't worry.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Right. Oh, dear.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Now - ooh, hang on a minute, no, it's not time to go, is it?!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, there was a Red Riding Hood...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20There was a coat and there's a wolf, and some fruit...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's silly time!
0:08:39 > 0:08:40HONK!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# I am good Robin's minstrel
0:08:51 > 0:08:53# And I always sing a song
0:08:53 > 0:08:55# I try to put good Robin right
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# But he always gets it wrong. #
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Quiet! The guard will hear you!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Good friend, Little John!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11The wicked Sheriff of Nottingham has locked you in this gaol,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14but I, brave Robin Hood, will free you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16# He'll free you! He'll free you!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- # Robin Hood will free you! # - Shh! No singing!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Little John - see, the guard is asleep.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27I will creep up and steal the key from his side.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30And you - no singing, got that?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Go-o-t that. # Sorry.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# Robin Hood was very brave
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# As he tried his friend to save... #
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Shh! - # He crept up to the guard till he
0:09:43 > 0:09:46# Was just about to grab the key. #
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Would you stop that?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53You wait there.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57I don't know why I chose you for this mission.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01# The guard who looked a fearsome bloke
0:10:01 > 0:10:04# Was snoring loud, but never woke. #
0:10:04 > 0:10:06No thanks to you.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08# Then Robin, he just took that key
0:10:08 > 0:10:12# Soon the prisoner would be free. #
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Success!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# He's free, he's free he's got the key!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# Now sing this jolly song with ME! #
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- No, no jolly songs! - # Fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- # Everybody dance with me! # - What?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- ALL:- # Fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee
0:10:26 > 0:10:28# Dance around the gaol with me
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- # Fiddly-dee oh, fiddly-dee... # - Get out!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33# Dance around the gaol with me... #
0:10:33 > 0:10:34CREAK!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Oh, no!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38# Brave Robin left the key in the door
0:10:38 > 0:10:41# And so his plans they were no more. #
0:10:41 > 0:10:42This is all your fault.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46# Oh, fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee
0:10:46 > 0:10:51# Come on, everyone, dance with me
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- ALL:- # Oh, fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee Dance around the gaol with me
0:10:55 > 0:10:59# Fiddly-dee, oh, fiddly-dee Dance around the gaol with...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01# Me-e-e-e... #
0:11:01 > 0:11:03COUGH!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07That minstrel's got to go.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And now it's time for more of your giggles!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Why did the banana go to the doctor's?
0:11:15 > 0:11:16I don't know.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Because it wasn't peeling well.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Hello, there! I'm Professor Boggles. Er, I mean Moggles.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Agh, I mean Muddles! And welcome to my laboratory.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Hang on a minute, I'll just switch this off.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Yes, ha-ha.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Now, today I'm demonstrating my new cleaning machine. Ta-da!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Ha ha ha, yes.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Now, we need something to clean.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Ah, yes, of course. What about my spare lab coat?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Now, as you can see,
0:11:50 > 0:11:54my lab coat hasn't been cleaned for over 25 years.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57It's filthy. So, into the machine it goes.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Right, lift the lid up, pop it in, like so...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03And, of course, we switch the machine on.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05There we are. And wait.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07WHIRRING
0:12:08 > 0:12:11DING! Ooh! Ha ha, I think that's worked.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Right, let's have a look.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Switch the machine off. That's it. Ah!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Yes... Not quite.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19This is quite interesting, isn't it?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Well, even though that's not what the machine was meant to do,
0:12:23 > 0:12:27this actually has turned out quite stylish, as you can see.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31I may just hang at the lab, and put out the vibe.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Ahem, all right.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Next, we're going to clean... Ah, my socks!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38HE WHEEZES
0:12:38 > 0:12:42And they're extremely pongy. Right, into the machine they go...
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Eurgh, my goodness, I can - oh! - only just bear the smell.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh! There we are.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52And, of course, we switch the machine on, like so.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53WHIRRING
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Oh, dear!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I think the cleaning machine's overheating! Oh!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Well, er... Agh!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03COUGH! COUGH!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Well, I think we've learned something here today.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Be careful putting too shirty - I mean thirty -
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I mean DIRTY socks in your cleaning machine.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14COUGH! COUGH!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'm Professor Muddles, goodbyeee! Oh!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Aiieee!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# But we'll be back again
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:48 > 0:13:52# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:02 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:06 > 0:14:07Ho-ho!
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