0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na, na, na, na, na, na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na, na, na, na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na, na, na, na, na, na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Na, na, na Here we go!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Ho-ho! #
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz... Humphrey!
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Keith Fit.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Ug and Ig.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Ann Teak. But first, it's time for Sue Keeper.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Come along, wildlife lovers. Oh, we've got
0:00:32 > 0:00:35some exciting animals here. Have a look over there
0:00:35 > 0:00:38because there is a lovely swarm of...
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Oh, what are they called? It begins with P.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Er, pelicans? No. Erm...
0:00:42 > 0:00:47- Pigs?- That's right, pigs. Oh, I was just about to say that, actually.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50You'd better write that down, I was just about to say that.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55Now, these pigs are very special because they're called flying pigs.
0:00:55 > 0:01:01- "Oh!" I hear you cry.- What? Pigs don't fly!
0:01:01 > 0:01:07Pfftt! She's funny. Of course they do. Who's heard someone say,
0:01:07 > 0:01:12"Pigs might fly"? Everyone, hands up. B. Me. See?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Yes, but these pigs can't fly.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Well, that's right.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21These pigs can't fly because they haven't got any wings, have they?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Cor! I don't know! And everyone knows you need wings to fly.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29So...if there are such things as flying pigs...
0:01:29 > 0:01:35- Yes, wildlife lover...- ..where can we find them?- Good question.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38And the answer is...er...
0:01:38 > 0:01:42over there in that pen. Come on, everyone. Let's fly like little
0:01:42 > 0:01:44piggies. Whoa-ho!
0:01:44 > 0:01:48OK, wildlife lovers. Have a look at these flying pigs...
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Oh, hang on a minute, they seem to have gone. Huh.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- Oh, well, to the next paddock. - Hang on a minute.- Yes?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- How did they get away? - Well, they flew, of course.
0:01:59 > 0:02:04They are flying pigs! Cor! Write that down, I don't know.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09Right, you lot, come on. More wildlife to see, off we go!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, I love my job!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21In fact, breaking news just in...
0:02:21 > 0:02:22PHONE RINGS
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Hang on. Excuse me.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Hello, Arthur Sleep, news desk. What...you want to speak to
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Doreen? Who is it, please?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Anita? Anita who? Anita Blow-me-nose.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36All right, I'll just check for you.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Doreen, Anita Blow-me-nose. I said, Anita Blow-me-nose!
0:02:41 > 0:02:46What's this for? I... Oh! She'll call you back. Goodbye.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Honestly. And now this...
0:02:49 > 0:02:51HIS NOSE SQUEAKS
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, oh...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05HE CHUCKLES
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh, I, er...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:03:09 > 0:03:11BOING
0:03:11 > 0:03:12BOING
0:03:15 > 0:03:17DOG BARKS
0:03:29 > 0:03:33CREAKING
0:03:41 > 0:03:42CREAKING
0:03:42 > 0:03:44BOING
0:03:45 > 0:03:46HE CHUCKLES
0:04:04 > 0:04:06DOG BARKS
0:04:08 > 0:04:11DOG BARKS
0:04:16 > 0:04:18HE CHUCKLES
0:04:27 > 0:04:31HE MUNCHES LOUDLY
0:05:42 > 0:05:44HE SIGHS
0:05:48 > 0:05:51And now it's time for your giggles.
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- What's the hardest bow to tie? - I don't know.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58A rainbow! Hee-hee.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00LAUGHTER
0:06:05 > 0:06:08APPLAUSE
0:06:08 > 0:06:12CHEERY MUSIC
0:07:17 > 0:07:18ZOOMING
0:07:23 > 0:07:26ZOOMING
0:07:26 > 0:07:27CRASHING
0:07:39 > 0:07:41APPLAUSE
0:07:41 > 0:07:45I'm Arthur Sleep and now it's time for the sports report. Keith,
0:07:45 > 0:07:47what on earth are you doing, young man?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51Away, Arthur. And away, bairns, Keith Fit here.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52DANCE MUSIC
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Doing a spot of aerobics.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Now, aerobics is a great way to workout when you're stuck
0:07:59 > 0:08:04inside the TV studio like me. Come on, Arthur, join in, man.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09I suppose I could give it a go. Right, what have you got?
0:08:09 > 0:08:14All right, OK, yes. Hey, hey! Hey, this is kind of fun.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18Hey, Doreen, come on. Give this a go. You know you want to.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Doreen, I've got all the moves, haven't I?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24And, as you can see, bairns, I'm super flexible.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Takes years of practice to do this...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29MUSIC STOPS
0:08:29 > 0:08:34Oh...and that's how you do aerobics. Champion.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39This is the home of Ug and Ig,
0:08:39 > 0:08:43where almost everything is made of rock.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Look, Ug, Ig's making the feather fly.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Ahh! Ugh, ugh, Ig.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- That's good.- You think you can make something better?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, yeah.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- And bigger?- Bigger!
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Oh, yes. This one.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Here we go.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06CRASH AND BANG
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Wow. Great kite, Ug.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Oh! Ha-ha-ha. Oh...
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Here you go, Ig. That's it.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25There we are.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31HE GROANS AND GRUNTS
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I can't lift it. Ig...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41He's strong. Ah, yeah.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Higher, higher, higher...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48and...go...
0:09:48 > 0:09:50BANG
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Maybe you should take the kite outside, Ug?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ig...outside, yeah.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Ready, one, two, three...go!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Ah, ah, Ig...
0:10:03 > 0:10:06We did it! Yeah.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Why has Ig gone back inside?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11The wind's going... Uh-oh. No wind.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ohh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14HE GROANS
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah, that's why.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22HE GROANS AND GRUNTS
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Ig...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Perhaps Ug should give up kite flying?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh...
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Me? Oh, thank you!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41There, why don't you stick to flying feathers?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43HE LAUGHS
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50BOING
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Thanks.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54It's silly time!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56SILLY MUSIC
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Come along, my group. That's it, there we are. No time to dawdle.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Hello there.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- CLOCK CHIMES - Not too close, back we go.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Now, here we have an interesting piece.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50This is an old antique clock. In the olden days, of course,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53people would use these antique clocks to...
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Tell the time.- Hee-hee! Yes, I was going to say that, you know.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01I am the expert! Now, this particular clock is very heavy,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04so would anyone like to touch it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Feel the weight. Throw it up and down.- Actually,
0:12:07 > 0:12:11I'd rather you didn't. The case is alarmed. If anyone touches the case,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- the alarm goes off.- Oh, what? This one?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15ALARM WAILS
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Oh, there goes the alarm. Stop, thief!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Oh, thank goodness for that. All right. We have to be very
0:12:22 > 0:12:26careful around this old antique clock and not set the alarm off.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Thank you.- Yes, is that clear, everyone?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30ALARM WAILS
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Oh, there it goes again. Stop, thief!
0:12:33 > 0:12:34ALARM STOPS
0:12:34 > 0:12:37This is very mysterious. Why does the alarm
0:12:37 > 0:12:40keep going off? Reminds me of the time when I looked after the
0:12:40 > 0:12:42crown jewels, ha!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43ALARM WAILS
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Oh, there it goes again, ha! Stop, thief!
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- Oh, so loud!- It's broken, I can't turn it off.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Security, I think the alarm is something to do with him.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54It's broken.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56ALARM STOPS
0:12:56 > 0:12:58There it goes. Thank goodness for that.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Well, we certainly have learnt something today!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05We have to be very careful around this clock.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09All right, my group. Moving on through the door there, that's it.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10SHE CHUCKLES
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Lovely old thing. Right...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14ALARM WAILS
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go
0:13:28 > 0:13:33# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye Farewell, TTFN
0:13:33 > 0:13:38# We all hate to say goodbye But we'll be back again
0:13:38 > 0:13:42# Na, na, na, na, na, na Gigglebiz
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Na, na, na, na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Na, na, na, na, na, na Gigglebiz
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Na, na, na It's time to go
0:13:50 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go
0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Ho-ho! #
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