Episode 22

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Keith Fitt...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Will Barrow...

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Storybook Stan...

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Captain Adorable...

0:00:26 > 0:00:28but now, here's King Flannel!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Ah! Another beautiful day.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37Oh, hello! What are you doing with that little pair of scissors?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39No, you need shears! Yes, yes, yes.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Yoo-hoo!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Eh? Ugh, who left the gate open?

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Lovely day for skipping!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- What?!- Here we are.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Ugh!- Come on, you! You silly old thing.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54- Ugh, I don't want to skip! - You love to. Here.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Oh, all right, then.- Shoes.- Oh, yes.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Pee-yew!- Oh, stop it!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Oh, I don't know.- Ready?

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Ready. Ready?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hey!

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Hey!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Woo!- I mean, really...

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Well, what do I do?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12I mean...I'm bored!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh...

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oh, I'm fed up with this, now.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Oh.- Right, my go.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Go on, that's it. Yes, yes, yes.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Right, my go!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Right, go!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hey! Yeah! Oh!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31I love it! Oh!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35HE GRUMBLES

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Right! Hey! Hup!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38BOING!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Ooh, ow!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Oh... And again.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Hey, yeah!

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Ooh! Augh...

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Right. This is no good.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Right.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52You do that with that there.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Right.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- And you... - Huh?- Put that down there.- Oh...

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Right. Here we go.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Hup! Hup!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Hup! Hah!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04No!

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Yeah!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Wh-What?

0:02:07 > 0:02:08- Wait!- No, no, no!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15WHISTLE BLOWS

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Oh...

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Referee, wha...?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19That was you.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- I didn't do it. Your fault. - Your fault.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27- Oh... Oh!- Ah!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hey-hey! Yeah!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ha ha!

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Oh, yes.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Aha, yes.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ha ha! Yeah!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39HE BEATBOXES

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, yeah!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45What is it, Doreen? I'm listening to some tunes! Ooh...

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Ahem, sorry about that, I was just enjoying a few bits of popular music.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Heh heh. Ahem.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55Anyway, now it's time to go over to Keith Fitt for some sports views.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Keith, what have you got for us?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58HE BEATBOXES

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, yeah!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Well, Arthur, how do you get fit for free?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, here comes Mrs Peveril.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Mrs Peveril, can I help you up this steep hill

0:03:11 > 0:03:13with your heavy bag of shopping?

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Well, um, actually I was going in the other direction...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Don't worry, my pleasure, Mrs Peveril. Oh, man!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- That's my shopping in there!- Augh!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25As you can see, bairns, I'm using every muscle in me body

0:03:25 > 0:03:27trying to push this up the hill.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30What have you got in here, Mrs P? 30 watermelons?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Augh, man, nearly there.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Augh. There you go, bairns.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Now, after any kind of exercise you have to stretch your body.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39That's it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Warm doon. Using the trolley! Ho-ho, champion!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45And that's how you get fit for free.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Using...- My trolley!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49That's right, Mrs Peveril. Your trolley.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Ho ho, running off home for her tea. Champion.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54CRASH!

0:04:01 > 0:04:02HORN HONKS

0:04:07 > 0:04:08HORN HONKS

0:04:12 > 0:04:13HORN HONKS

0:04:21 > 0:04:23HORN HONKS

0:04:25 > 0:04:27BIRDS TWITTER

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Hi!- Hello!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Knock knock.- Who's there?

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Major.- Major who?

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Major ask, didn't I?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52- Bye!- Bye!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Augh, deary me!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Doreen, how many sugars are in this, eh? Five?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02I asked for nine!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I don't know... Ooh!

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ahem, hello there. Sorry about that.

0:05:06 > 0:05:12News just in - a gang of thieves in the area are stealing mugs of tea.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I don't know, I mean, whatever next?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Wh... Eh?

0:05:18 > 0:05:23This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything is made of rock.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26PENCIL SQUEAKS Hi, Ig!

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Hello, Ug. Do you like Ig's drawing?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32Yeah!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh...

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Ah! PENCIL SQUEAKS

0:05:36 > 0:05:39You think Ig needs a new pencil, Ug?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Yeah. Shh!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43One that's quieter than his pencil?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yeah, yeah!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47And bigger, too?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Big, big.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, yeah, good one, good one.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Oh, wait, Ig, wait, whoa!

0:05:53 > 0:05:54CRASH!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh... What do you think?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Ta-da!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Ooh... Argh!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Augh...

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Ig, I've fallen. Thanks.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Eh, what?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh... All right.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13Oh...

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Why don't you try your pencil again, Ug?

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, yeah. Right.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19On my shoulder.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Agh! AGH!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Augh... All right, Ig...

0:06:24 > 0:06:25Where's he gone?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Ig...?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Oh...

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Aaah!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Augh, and again!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Have a go with that.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Perhaps you should stick to drawing Ig's way, Ug.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43PENCIL SQUEAKS

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Great, yeah, yeah.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Well done, Ug.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Well done, Ig.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49DING!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50BOING!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh, yeah. Thanks.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55It's silly time!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13HONK!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17How are you, bairns? Keith Fitt here.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21People often ask me, "Keith, how do you get fit for free, man?"

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Well, walking a dog is a great way to get fit.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27This is Mrs Peveril, my lovely neighbour.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29And this is her dog, Titan.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32And I'm going to take Titan here for a walk.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34See you later, Mrs Peveril.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Now, I've been walking dogs for over 20 year,

0:07:37 > 0:07:40and I've never had a problem. Come on, Titan. Off we go, man.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Now - whoa! Whoa - hey!

0:07:42 > 0:07:43- Slow down, man! - TITAN BARKS

0:07:43 > 0:07:47How do you make these things stop?! Halt! Slow down, Titan!

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oof!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Oh, there you go, Mrs Peveril.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Oh, thank you.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Do you need some help getting out, dear?- Oh, no, no.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I'm just, you know...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- chillaxing.- That's nice.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03TITAN BARKS

0:08:03 > 0:08:06And that's how you walk a dog.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Champion.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oof, me back...

0:08:10 > 0:08:13And now it's time for your giggles!

0:08:13 > 0:08:17- What fruit teases you?- I don't know.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Na-na banana!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ah, there it is. Wonderful.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Heh heh. Oh, hello, bookworms! Just in time!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Storybook Stan here, and I've got a real belter for you today.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41It's called Gluey Huey and the Sticky Gluey!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I'm laughing already!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47It's about a boy who discovers the stickiest glue

0:08:47 > 0:08:49in the whole wide world.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh, dear!

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Are you sitting comfortably? Then let's begin. Now...

0:08:54 > 0:08:57"There was a sticky..." Oh, hang on a minute.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I think I'm stuck!

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Oh, no!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Hang on. Don't seem to... I cannot get...

0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'm stuck to the book and the pages!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07You couldn't write it, could you?!

0:09:07 > 0:09:11I... Just... Hang on a minute, I'll just get myself...

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oh, no! It's stuck to me other hand now!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I mean, I can't... Oh, that's better.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Oh, hang on, I'm stuck to the chair! Oh...!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21I need some glue!

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hang on a minute, I... Augh...

0:09:24 > 0:09:28No, wait... Um, well, anyway, this book...

0:09:28 > 0:09:30The glue was everywhere, and then...

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Huey couldn't find...

0:09:34 > 0:09:39Put on your space suit and gravity boots, it's Captain Adorable.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Ha ha!

0:09:56 > 0:10:02Greetings, crew! How are we on this fine galactic mor... Aah!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Ow! Ooh...

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Oh, what...?

0:10:05 > 0:10:10- It's a large cardboard box, Bottom. - It's "Botham", Captain.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12It's full of hundreds of cereal packets.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Perhaps- I- should have done the internet shop this week, Captain.

0:10:16 > 0:10:21Ahh, well, we need to clear these things up. Now... Waa!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Plummeting planets, Bottom! - A problem, Captain?

0:10:24 > 0:10:28Yes! Evasive action, crew!

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Now!

0:10:31 > 0:10:36Activate invisibility. Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah...

0:10:36 > 0:10:41With the stealth-like movements of a panther...

0:10:41 > 0:10:45with the speed of a thousand gazelles...

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh, ah...

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Did he see me?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Did what see you, Captain?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53That thing over there.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55The most deadly creature in the universe!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58The Orange of Doom.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Actually, I think that's QT's lunchtime snack

0:11:03 > 0:11:05she's saving for later.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07What can we do to protect ourselves?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10What can we possibly use?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18And this will protect us from the Orange of Doom?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's the only hope we have, Bottom.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23COMM BEEPS Right, QT, can you read me?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25QT, can you read me?

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Ahem, this is a Code, um.... Orange! Ha ha!

0:11:28 > 0:11:33Ahem. We have an Orange of Doom on board. An Orange of Doom!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36We need backup immediately!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Here she comes now!

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Look! Brave girl, she's going in!

0:11:42 > 0:11:46Bottom, look, she's disabling the Orange of Doom

0:11:46 > 0:11:49and containing it in that isolation tank.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Actually it's her snack box, Captain.

0:11:52 > 0:11:58No matter, Bottom. All that we know is, ha-ha, the galaxy is saved again.

0:11:58 > 0:12:04But please, don't thank QT. Thank me. It's what I do.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ah, now, breakfast!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Ah, what about some cereal, Captain?

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Ha ha ha!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13No, Bottom, I fancy some toast today.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20This is the Captain. All is well.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Howay, bairns, Keith Fitt here.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Still getting fit for free.

0:12:30 > 0:12:36Now, if you haven't got a trolley or a dog, try this one for size.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Heh heh! Puddle-jumping.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42OK. Now, When I was a bairn I used to jump over puddles all the time.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46In fact, I've been jumping over puddles for 20 year,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49so I know what I'm talking aboot. Let's go to work.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51And remember,

0:12:51 > 0:12:55misjudge the puddle and you're going to get wet.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Howay the puddle-jump!

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Oh, no, man!

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Augh...

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Are you all right, dear? - Oh, aye, pet.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06You know, just hanging out. You know, swimming.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07That's nice.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13And that's how you puddle-jump.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Champion!

0:13:15 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Farewell, TTFN

0:13:31 > 0:13:34# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:34 > 0:13:37# But we'll be back again

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Ho-ho!

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