0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Gail Force.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Professor Muddles.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23DIY Dan.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Will Singalot.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28And here's Nana Knickerbocker.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35And now, today's panto, Snow White And The Seven Dwarves.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Everyone, cha-la-la-la!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Oh-ho, gets them every time.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44What a beautiful morning here in panto land.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47I wonder who I'm going to see today...
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, I say! Look who it is. It's Snow White.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52APPLAUSE
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And she's with her dwarves. One, two, three, four,
0:00:55 > 0:00:56five, six, se... oh,
0:00:56 > 0:00:58there's only six!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00We must be on a budget this year!
0:01:00 > 0:01:01DRUM BANGS
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh, so lovely to see you, my dear. I see you're out on a picnic.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Yes, enjoying the sunshine after a hard day, you know,
0:01:08 > 0:01:14- cleaning the cottage and mining for diamonds.- Sorry?- Yes, yes.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Hello, dwarves!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- ALL:- Hello.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22Oh, dear, tough crowd! Nana can't hear you! I said - "Hello, dwarves!"
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Hello.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Oh-ho-ho!- Sorry, can I help you?- What?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31I'm Nana Knickerbocker, you know, famous panto dame!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35You must have heard of me?! Yes, I lead the audience through a riot
0:01:35 > 0:01:39of fun and frolics. Not my words, Basingstoke Chronicle, 1994.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Oh, it's nice to meet you, erm, I'm Miss Henderson and we're
0:01:43 > 0:01:46on a school outing. I think the children are getting
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- a bit hungry.- I don't remember that in the storyline!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Whoa! You can't eat that! Oh.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Oh, apples are very nutritious. We always encourage the children
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- to eat lots of fruit.- What?! This is a poisoned apple!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Everyone knows that, cor! I don't know.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07I'm sure the Wicked Queen is hiding in the woods,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- somewhere, ho-ho. - My mum gave it to me.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Your mum?! Oh, right. Well, yes, you can trust your mum!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17But we don't trust the Wicked Queen, do we, everyone?!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Oh, dearie me, I'm carrying this. Let me hear you say, "Boo!"
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- ALL:- Boo.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Right, come on, everyone. Let's do the big finish, the finale.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Let's have a sing-along! Come on, up you get.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
0:02:33 > 0:02:37# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands #
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Hey-hey-hey! Right, take a bow! Oh, yes.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42APPLAUSE
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Yes, I do like a happy ending.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Don't eat that apple.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Doreen!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Whoa!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58CLATTER AND CRASH
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, dearie me!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01I'm Arthur Sleep and
0:03:01 > 0:03:07don't try that at home! Doreen, I think we need a new chair.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Got nothing to sit on.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And that's the news! He-he.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22- Hi.- Hi!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Knock knock.- Who's there?- Noble.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Noble who?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29No bell, so that's why I knocked.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30LAUGHTER
0:03:30 > 0:03:31- Bye!- Bye!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37And now over to Gail Force. Gail, where are you?
0:03:37 > 0:03:42Hello, there, Gail Force reporting at a very exciting football match.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Now, I'm here today with legendary goalkeeper and keen painter,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Gary Glover. Hello, Gary! - I'm right.- Hello.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Gary, how long have you been a painter?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I can't really speak at the moment, in the middle
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- of a game.- Right. Are we talking five years, ten years?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- What?- How long have you been... Oh, goal! Goal!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04WHISTLE BLOWS Ow-ow-ow!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Oh, unlucky, Gary. You let that one in, never mind.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13You might save the next one. Gary, can we see your favourite painting,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- please?- I don't have it on me. I'm playing football.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Well, hang on a minute, I may be able to help you.- Man on!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24What? Gary! Gary, look, I've got your favourite painting.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28There you go. Now, talk us through it. Who's this here?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29- It's my mum!- Oh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Anyway, when you... Oh, Gary!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34SHE GRUNTS
0:04:34 > 0:04:35WHISTLE BLOWS
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, there's the final whistle. You lost by a goal.
0:04:38 > 0:04:44Er, this is Gail Force, back to the studio. Smile, Gary.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Now it's time for your giggles!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Why do bees have sticky hair? - I don't know.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Because they use honey combs!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54LAUGHTER
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh, hello there. I'm Professor Wriggles...
0:05:00 > 0:05:01I mean, Biggles.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05I mean, Muddles. Ha-ha. Now, one thing that really buzzles...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07I mean, muzzles, I mean, puzzles me is...
0:05:07 > 0:05:08HE CLEARS THROAT
0:05:08 > 0:05:14How do we make a banana jump? Huh? Well, some people say
0:05:14 > 0:05:16if you put a bowl of flute...
0:05:16 > 0:05:17I mean, toot...
0:05:17 > 0:05:21I mean, fruit, here next to the banana the fruit will start
0:05:21 > 0:05:25missing the banana so the banana will jump back in to the bowl.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Shall we see if it works?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29HE CLEARS THROAT
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Hey up! Allie up!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Oh, dear. I think this banana isn't peeling very well.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39No, only joking. "So, Professor Muddles..." I hear you cry,
0:05:39 > 0:05:45"What is the answer?" All you have to do is...take that out the way...
0:05:45 > 0:05:51is strap a banana around your tummy. There we are. Like so. There.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Ha-ha-ha! Then you have to find the nearest dodo chick...
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I mean, slogo quick... I mean, pogo stick.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Er, ha-ha, there we are. That was convenient. Ha-ha. Like this.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Now, all we do is climb aboard and then leap about. Easy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Here we go. Now, the banana is really jumping.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10BOING
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I say, I say...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14SHRIEKING AND CLATTERING
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Oh, dear! Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine. Which is more than
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I can say for my pogo stick.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25So, what have we learnt about this experiment in making a banana jump?
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Hmm, well, er, ha-ha...
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Don't pogo stick indoors. Ha-ha. It's very, very messy
0:06:30 > 0:06:33and quite silly! I'm Professor Wriggles...
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I mean, Biggles...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I mean, Muddles. Goodbyeee!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, dear, I've lost the banana! Oh!
0:06:40 > 0:06:41BOING
0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's silly time!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45SILLY MUSIC
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Howay, bairns. Keith Fit here and today I'm going to show you
0:07:07 > 0:07:11how to be a sprinter. OK. Now, a sprinter is a fast runner,
0:07:11 > 0:07:12to you and me. Ho-ho!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Now, these days, the art of running is like a science.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18You need all the right kit and here it is...
0:07:18 > 0:07:21I've got...this... and then I've...
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Well... There's this tube here... I don't...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26There's water in there...
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Anyway, I'm going to be running against me mate here, Paula.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- It's Polly.- Polly. Who I've been teaching athletics to for
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- over 20 year.- I'm only 18.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Right, let's start the race, shall we?
0:07:41 > 0:07:45OK, ready, Paula? Don't worry, love. I'll go easy! Here we go.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50All right. Now, just wait for the starting whistle, here we go.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51WHISTLE BLOWS
0:07:51 > 0:07:54What? Hang on a minute! Wait! I wasn't ready...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I just... Wait!
0:08:00 > 0:08:01HE PANTS
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Slow down, Paula!- It's Polly! - Time for a quick drink.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08EMPTY SLURPING
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Whoa, man. Looking good!
0:08:11 > 0:08:18Almost there! The last few yards are always the hardest. Oh! Oh!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22New record. Woo! I'm exhausted. Sadly, Paula would have
0:08:22 > 0:08:25probably given up going on cos it's a big run and I'm a
0:08:25 > 0:08:28finely-tuned athlete. I mean...
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Whoa, man. She's over there. Beginner's luck.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'll give her some more tips later on. Well, I'm...
0:08:34 > 0:08:35that's one...
0:08:36 > 0:08:38..and that's how you run.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Champion.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46CRASH
0:08:46 > 0:08:48DOOR LOCK RATTLES
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Nowadays, lots of furniture comes in pieces in a box.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13This is called flat-pack furniture.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17As a DIY expert it's important to be able to put this
0:09:17 > 0:09:20flat-pack furniture together.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Today, we're going to put together a chair.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Take care, there will be lots of different pieces inside.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Also in the box should be a set of instructions. It's important
0:09:34 > 0:09:38to follow these instructions carefully even though they may
0:09:38 > 0:09:40look complicated.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Next, find the little plastic bag with all the screws,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47nails and bolts.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Take care not to lose any of these screws, nails or bolts.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You will need them all.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02And now, following the instructions, put together your chair.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22If you're having problems just try to keep calm.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Finally, your chair should be finished.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38CRASH AND CLATTER
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Job done.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song
0:10:55 > 0:10:59# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong. #
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Do you mind?
0:11:01 > 0:11:06Minstrel, today's the day of the Sherwood Forest Archery Competition
0:11:06 > 0:11:09and the winner gets a kiss with the lovely Maid Marion.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12So, don't put me off by singing. Got that?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# Go-o-ot that. #
0:11:18 > 0:11:21# Robin says he's very good at shooting with his bow... #
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I am.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27# Actually he's rubbish though we never tell him so... #
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Hey!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31# He thinks he's great but he can't shoot straight
0:11:31 > 0:11:33# Though we never tell him so. #
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Is that true?- No, no. Indeed not, fair Marion.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43Go away, you're putting me off. And besides, that song is terrible.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Unlike me. I am quite brilliant.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51# Robin Hood is brilliant but he doesn't like our song
0:11:51 > 0:11:55# He's bound to make a mess of things, he always gets it wrong
0:11:55 > 0:11:59# He's bound to make a mess of things, he always gets it wrong. #
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Stop singing!
0:12:06 > 0:12:11# The arrow set, the target waits there isn't any sound... #
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Shush!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16# But Robin's arrow's looking odd it's the wrong way round! #
0:12:16 > 0:12:19What? Ouch!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Go away!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# Good luck, brave Robin
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Good luck, brave Robin
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Good luck, brave Robin
0:12:29 > 0:12:33# Go-o-o-od lu-u-u-uck! #
0:12:34 > 0:12:36BOING
0:12:42 > 0:12:48That was rubbish. No kisses for you. I'm a better shot than that.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50No, Marion, come back!
0:12:52 > 0:12:56# The archery is at an end and so is our fine song
0:12:56 > 0:13:00# But Robin made a mess of things he always gets it wrong
0:13:00 > 0:13:02# But Robin made a mess of things
0:13:02 > 0:13:06# He always gets it wr-o-o-ong. #
0:13:06 > 0:13:08That minstrel's got to go.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Farwell, TTFN
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# But we'll be back again
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Ho-ho!
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