0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Ho-ho! Coming up on Gigglebiz,
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Rapids Johnson,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Sue Keeper,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Will Barrow,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Storybook Stan
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and here's the Burrito Brothers!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32APPLAUSE AND CIRCUS MUSIC
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Whoa!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Ahem!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45THEY GROAN
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Grrr!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Ha-ha!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Ha-ha!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Ah! Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17APPLAUSE
0:01:21 > 0:01:24DRUMROLL
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Oh?
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Hey! Ha!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37HE GROANS
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Oh! Ah!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46TA-DA!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53APPLAUSE
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Ah, ha-ha. Hmm?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04HE MUMBLES APPRECIATION
0:02:07 > 0:02:09BOING!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16THEY STRAIN AND GROAN
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Oh! Whoa! Oh!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Uh?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40BUMP!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Oh...- Wha..? wha..?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hey! APPLAUSE
0:02:49 > 0:02:51And now it's time for your giggles!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53How do you make fruit punch?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I don't know.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Give it boxing lessons.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00THEY GIGGLE
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh! Hello!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Rapids Johnson here!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Well, trekking again in the wilderness,
0:03:11 > 0:03:15and today we're in search of the furry-footed fishing bear.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Now, this rare animal has never been seen before.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21In fact, it stands at the water's edge
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and it can catch fish using its bare paws.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Amazing! A wonder of nature.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Well, let's take a look, shall we? See if we can see it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Right, um...
0:03:31 > 0:03:34No, nothing there.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Hmm, no...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Hmm, well, I... Hmm...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Think it's a bit disappointing.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44It looks pretty black out there.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I think there's a storm coming. Never mind.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50I'll find that bear, or my name's not Rapids...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- GRUFF VOICE:- Johnson! - ..Johnson!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Keep 'em peeled.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Come along, wildlife lovers.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00There we are, plenty to see.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh, look at these wonderful animals!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Now, we've got two types of animals here. You may want to take notes.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10We've got some, um... Oh, I know this.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Sheep?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14That's right, yes, sheep. Well done. Just testing.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17And, of course, the other animals are...
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Um...
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, more sheep! More sheep.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25No. They're goats.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26What? Goats?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Oh, yeah, actually... Yeah, there is a goat over there.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32OK, goats and sheep, I don't know.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Now, the only way to tell a goat from a sheep
0:04:35 > 0:04:37is the horns.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41You see, goats have horns like that, and sheep have no horns, see?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Horns for a goat, sheep, no horns.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Come on, let me see you do all the actions.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Goats, horns. Sheep, no horns.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Goats have horns. Sheep, no horns.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, wonderful! See, it's very easy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Excuse me.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yes, wildlife animal lover, have you got a question?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Sheep have horns too.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Sheep have horns too?! What, these?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Look.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07That one does, over there.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- What, that goat over there? - It's a ram.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14A ram?! Don't write this down. Let me explain.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19A ram is neither a sheep, nor is it a goat.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22It's a kind of duck, everyone knows that, honestly.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I don't know. Come on, everyone,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26let's go see some more animals.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Remember, goats have horns and sheep have no horns. Off we go!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Goats have horns and sheep have no horns. That's it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Off we go, everyone. Oh, I love my job!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's silly time!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44SILLY MUSIC
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Put your feet up, have a nice cup of tea,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05it's time for this!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15WHEE!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17BOING!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21MOLE GIGGLES
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- MOLE:- Oh! Oh! Oh! O-ho-ho!
0:06:31 > 0:06:32WHEE!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Oh!- Oh?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- O-ho-ho!- Hmm, oh.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41ANIMALS CHATTER AND SQUEAK
0:06:44 > 0:06:47ANIMALS SQUEAK AND MUMBLE
0:06:49 > 0:06:52YOINK!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57THEY SQUEAK AND HOLLER
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I'm Professor Cuddles... Wah!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I mean Puddles... Wah! I mean Muddles.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Now, people often ask me,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25"Why do vegetables grow in the ground?"
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Well, I say, "Why don't you ask one?"
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Hello, Mr Carrot. Why do you grow under the ground?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Absolutely nothing.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yes, as you can see, they're not very chatty,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40and besides, not many people speak Carrot.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44So, if we can't ask vegetables why they grow under the ground,
0:07:44 > 0:07:46we need to examine them to find out.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Now, next we need a potatapo... Whee! I mean a tolapato...
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Oi! I mean a potato. There we are.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Perfect! Right, we simply place the potato on the board like so,
0:07:57 > 0:07:58get the magnifying gla... Hey!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, I say, that one must have made a run for it.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Never mind, I have another one here.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06We'll pop the potato on the board.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Get the magnifying glass and... Eh!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11That one too. They are tricky, aren't they?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12One more coming right up.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Perfect potato, onto the board, get the magnifying gla... Wey!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Ooh! CRASH!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I think I've got it!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Of course, here is the answer.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24My potatapoes... Aii!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I mean, potatoes, made a run for it
0:08:26 > 0:08:29because they wanted to live under the ground.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Yes, that's why they grow under the ground.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35It's where they're happiest. Brilliant! Ha-ha!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I'm Professor Bubbles... Oi!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I mean Fuddles... Oi! I mean Muddles.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Oh, and this is my lunch.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Mmm, delicious... Whoa!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45HONK!
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Well, that's not too bad, is it, for a first attempt?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Oh, hello, bookworms!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Storybook Stan here. Good to see you.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01And you're just in time for another wonderful story.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Are you sitting comfortably? Oh, wonderful.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Well, today's story is called Bubbly Bop and the Great Big Pop.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You're going to love this one.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Right, let's get started, shall we?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Bubbly Bop was very good at blowing bubbles.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Hang on a minute! Where did they come from?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24That wasn't supposed to happen! Oh, dear.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Now, he blew bubbles all day long, and...
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Hang on, there's more bubbles! Ho-ho!
0:09:30 > 0:09:35I can't read the book for all the bubbles. They're everywhere!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Oh!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40HE CHUCKLES
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Oh, well...
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I don't know what's happening. See you next time, bookworms.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ah-ha! Ahem...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Knock, knock!- Who's there?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58RADIO CRACKLES
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Police.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Police who?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04"Police" hurry up! It's cold out here!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Brr!
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Hello, there! I'm Arthur Sleep with the latest news.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18There's been a bank robbery in the town centre.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Police are looking for a man with one eye called Dennis.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I wonder what the other eye's called.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Get it? The other eye!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Ahem...
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'm firing on all comedy cylinders today.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Now, here's Keith Fitt with the sport.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Skills, skills, more and more skills.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Ah! Haway, bairns!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Keith Fitt here,
0:10:40 > 0:10:44and today I'm going to show you how to play football in the back garden
0:10:44 > 0:10:47without losing your ball. Crucial stuff.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I've been playing football for over 20 years, as you know,
0:10:50 > 0:10:54so watch and learn, bairns, watch and learn. OK, here we go.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Super skills, super skills, skills!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Oh, man. - DOG BARKS
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Oh, I've lost it, man.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04There it is. The ball must have been deid flat.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07There's many ways you can get your ball back
0:11:07 > 0:11:09from your neighbour's garden.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12The easiest way is to go to the front of the hoose
0:11:12 > 0:11:14and ask for it back, OK.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20OK, bairns. Now, don't worry about asking for your ball back.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I've been asking for my ball back for over 20 years,
0:11:23 > 0:11:26and I'm not afraid to ask, OK?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Here goes...
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Oh, there's nobody in. Reet, I'm off.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Hello, Keith.- Oh, erm...
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Hello, Mrs Pebbrill, can I have my...
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Well, erm... This morning... - Do you want your ball back?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Oh, yes, please! - Of course, come on through.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Champion!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48And that's how you get your ball back!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, ahem, shall I take my shoes off, Mrs Pebbrill?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- If you wouldn't mind, dear.- OK!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Hello down there, Farmer Dung.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, hello there.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Why are you digging holes, Farmer Dung?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Well, we're planting a tree today, aren't we, Reg?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I got one, he got one.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- You look very hot.- Well, I am!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I've been digging more than two hours!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17It's not getting any deeper, is it, Reg?
0:12:17 > 0:12:22- The holes aren't getting any deeper? I wonder why!- I dunno!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Right, let's see, now.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26FARMER DUNG MUMBLES TO HIMSELF
0:12:35 > 0:12:37There we are, that's it.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Eh, what..?!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Hang on! Reg! What are you doing?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46I think I can see the problem, Farmer Dung.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49You're throwing soil into each other's holes.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Reg, wait, wait, wait!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52You know what's been happening?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I've been throwing soil in yours,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57and you've been throwing soil in my hole!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58HE LAUGHS
0:12:58 > 0:13:00BOINK!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02HONK!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05We fell in our holes! We fell in our holes! Look at him!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Ah!- Oh, Farmer Dung.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Shall we call it a day? Right, let's go.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Eh, eh, hang on a minute.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Reg, give us a hand.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Er, hello!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18We're stuck.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# But we'll be back again
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:50 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:58 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Ho-ho!
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